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The Krusty Book

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The Krusty Book
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Book Information
Publication date: 800px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png September 18, 2006
United States of America September 19, 2006
Cover artist: Serban Cristescu
Series: The Simpsons Library of Wisdom
Pages: 96
Genre: Comedy
Price: 800px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png £7.99
United States of America $9.95
Publisher: HarperCollins


The Krusty Book is the sixth book in The Simpsons Library of Wisdom series. It was released in the United Kingdom on September 18, 2006 and in the USA on September 19, 2006.

Description[edit]

"Comic genius. TV legend. Household name. Compulsive gambler. Tax evader. Deadbeat dad. Illiterate. Krusty the Clown is all these things – and more! Look beyond the cream pies and the seltzer bottles and meet the mensch behind the makeup. See what it takes to make the grade as a Krustyco product. Learn how to steal a joke and make it your own. Witness the milestones of Krusty's storied past. And along the way, dodge the paparazzi, avoid the tabloids, and go through Botox and detox with America's most beloved and "Krusty"-est clown. Hey, Hey, Kids! It's another celebrity-authored bestseller, ghostwritten by someone you never heard of. It's... The Krusty Book."


Contents[edit]

The book contains the following sections:

  • Krusty's Top 40
  • A Day in the Life of Krusty the Clown
  • Li'l Krusty cartoons (eight)
  • Krusty the Clown's Official Appearance Rider
  • The Krustylu Studios Executive Office
  • Guides to:
  • Krusty's Thesaurus of Backstage Slang
  • Sideshow Raheem: The Revolution was Briefly Televised
  • Krusty's Joke Vault
  • Krusty Burger Employees Manager
  • Krusty's Hot 100 Doctors Orders
  • What's On Krusty's Mind?
  • Know Your Krustory
    • Keepin' It Ce-real
    • The Film Flops of Krusty the Clown!
    • The Products That Didn't Make the Krusty Cut
    • The Lost Albums of Krusty the Clown!
  • K-Crew Catalog
  • Krusty's Charities!
  • Lullabies of Broadway
  • Krusty Entertains our Troops
  • Krustybrook Woods
  • MyKrustyFriendSpace.com
  • Anatomy of Krusty
  • Krusty's Mailbox
  • Krusty's Scrapbox: The Las Vegas Years
  • Candid Paparazzi Pix of Krusty
  • KrustyMark All-Occasion Greeting Cards
  • Krusty's Magazine Rack
  • Krusty's Cavalcade of Comedians
  • Krusty's Knee-Slapping College of Side-Splitting Knowledge Home Study Course
  • Make Funny into Money
  • Krusty the Clown's Dream House
  • Krusty's Crazy Comedy Cult
  • Krusty's Bottom 40

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