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The Dickens You Say

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The Dickens You Say
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Comic Story information
Released: May 2002
Comic series: Bart Simpson Comics
Pages: 10
Written by: Chuck Dixon


The Dickens You Say is a Bart Simpson Comics story that appears in Bart Simpson #8.

Plot[edit]

Bart has to write a book report on Great Expectations. To avoid reading it, Bart tries to buy a comic version from the Android's Dungeon but it is too expensive. Bart then sends into The Krusty the Clown Show (where he claims to be dying) requesting an Itchy and Scratchy version of Great Expectations. Although his request is fulfilled, the cartoon's plot has nothing to do with the novel. Bart looks for a film version of the book but he only finds an R-rated version which Squeaky Voiced Teen refuses to let him rent. Lisa tells Bart she has read the book and summarises it for him while he secretly records her. Bart reads out his book report at school the next day, but Lisa has intentionally given him a wildly inaccurate summary. However, Bart gets an A because his substitute teacher is Otto who is impressed.

Reprints[edit]

Comic issue Release date Country
Bart Simpson #8 May 1, 2003 800px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png
Big Bad Book of Bart Simpson June 17, 2003 Flag of the United States.png
The Best of Bart Simpson #4 November 11, 2010 800px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png
Simpsons Illustrated #5 January 30, 2013 Flag of the United States.png


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