Corporal Punishment is a character on the Krusty the Clown Show. He is Krusty's sergeant-at-arms and deals with the crowds of children and also runs an interference with network executives, bookies, OSHA inspectors and IRA agents.[1]
Biography[edit]
He is captain of his local neighborhood watch and is generally considered a loner. Despite his tough appearance, he likes cotton candy, walks on the beach, and snuggling. He practices kickboxing, powerlifting, and bull riding, and also collects butterflies. He can crush bricks with his hands, is an expert marksman, and can cook exquisite gelatos.[1]
History[edit]
He wanted to join the army, but due to his flat feet, he couldn't serve, so he instead became a bronco buster. He was also a bouncer and a mattress tester before he became on-camera security for Krusty. He once went 127 days without speaking.[1]
Corporal Punishment attended the town hall meeting to decide what to do with $3 million that Mr. Burns was forced to pay.[2]
When a group of protesters started booing Krusty, he threatened to bring out Corporal Punishment, who then stomped onto the stage. When Krusty faked his death, he cried at the funeral.[3]
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| Taps Final Update
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| Wave
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Cost
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Release
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| 3
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 70
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October 8, 2024
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| Permanent Tasks
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| Task
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Time
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Reward
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Requires
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Quest with the task
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Animated?
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| Go Skating
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10m
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 17,  5
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Simpsons' Skating Rink
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| Clean Up After Krusty
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60m
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70, 17
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Businesses Visitable
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| Overpay for Sex on the Beach
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4h
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260, 70
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Smooches on the Beach
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| Stay at the Swelldorado
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4h
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260, 70
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Swelldorado
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| Try to Win at Blackjack
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4h
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175, 45
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$ Casino
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Big $
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| Drink and Babysit
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4h
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175, 45
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The Boiled Potato
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Pub Daycare
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| Play With Hand Puppets
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4h
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260, 70
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Krustylu Studios
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Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 2
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| Play With Hand Puppets
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4h
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175, 45
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Krustylu Studios not owned
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Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 2
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| Attend Parenting Seminars
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4h
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260, 70
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Universal Panacea
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| Shop for Cider
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4h
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260, 70
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Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
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| Obtain Anxiety Medication
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6h
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225, 55
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Springfield Medical Center
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| Dance the Señor Burns
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8h
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420, 105
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Chez Guevara
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Señor Burns
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| Try to Clown Around
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8h
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275, 70
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Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 4
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| Watch Military Shows on ViewTube
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12h
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420, 100
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Brown House
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| Watch Cute Animals on ViewTube
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24h
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600, 150
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Brown House
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Appearances[edit]
References[edit]
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