Princess Penelope

"I have loved you since I was a twelve-year-old girl, in Mineola, Long Island, watching your show."

―Princess Penelope to Krusty

Penelope Mountbatten Hapsburg Hohenzollern Mulan-Pocahontas

Character Information Gender: Female ♀ Status: Alive Age: 27 Hair: Dark brown Occupation: Television personality Relatives: Father: Unnamed First appearance: "Once Upon a Time in Springfield" Voiced by: Anne Hathaway

Penelope Mountbatten Hapsburg Hohenzollern Mulan-Pocahontas, more commonly known as Princess Penelope, is a television personality and singer. She was a new addition on The Krusty the Clown Show to get more female viewers.

History

Childhood

Penelope Mountbatten Hapsburg Hohenzollern Mulan-Pocahontas lived in Mineola, Long Island as a kid. She was a fan of The Krusty the Clown Show at the age of twelve and fell in love with Krusty. Penelope had a Krusty Klub ring and membership card, which she kept into her adult years. Penelope wasn't popular because she was more beautiful and friendly than other kids. But Penelope knew she had one friend whenever she looked at her Krusty Klub ring. Her father was the station manager at WDQT.

Adult life

Princess Penelope performing "Glitter and Sparkle"

Due to a dwindling number of female viewers, executives for The Krusty the Clown Show brought in a new female co-star to get more girls to tune in. This turned out to be Princess Penelope, who proved to be an instant hit with girls. Princess Penelope's act didn't have comedy and mainly consisted of her singing on fantasy sets. This horrified the male viewers, such as Bart and Milhouse.

Eventually, the audience for The Krusty the Clown Show consisted solely of girls who were there to see Princess Penelope. The Krusty the Clown merchandise in the Krustylu Studio Store also got replaced with merchandise of Princess Penelope whilst Krusty felt like he was being kicked off his own show. When Krusty had enough of the way he was being treated on his show, he confronted Princess Penelope in her dressing room whilst she was on the phone. Princess Penelope quickly changed her accent to her stage accent as Krusty barged into the room and started to shout at her. Princess Penelope then told Krusty that she loved him and had done since she was a child. Penelope showed Krusty that she still had her Krusty Klub ring and membership card. Penelope then threw herself on Krusty and the two of them started to make out.

The next day, Krusty and Princess Penelope performed on stage together, with both of them singing. Krusty said that there would be no laughs, only hugs and cuddles on this show. During another performance, Krusty demanded that the music be stopped then proposed to Penelope, with her accepting. Bart and Milhouse then decided to ruin Krusty's wedding. At the wedding, Bart replaced Mr. Teeny as the ring bearer then revealed to Princess Penelope that Holly Hippie, who was Krusty's first wife, was in the room. Bart and Milhouse then showed a video of Eartha Kitt, which she made shortly before her death, where she complained about Krusty. These stories about Krusty didn't faze Princess Penelope and she still loved Krusty. However, Krusty realized that he wasn't good enough for Penelope and stopped the wedding as she deserved better.

Penelope and Krusty together in the water in Paris

Penelope then moved to Paris where she performed "Moon River" to a small audience on the streets. As Penelope was looking over a bridge, she thought she saw Krusty. She then realized that Krusty was in the water, struggling to swim. Penelope then dived in after Krusty, who told Penelope that he had changed his mind. The two of them floated down the river on her guitar case together.

She has her own handbag brand.

Personality

Princess Penelope's stage performances have her acting like a princess, living up to her stage name. She's upbeat and happy whilst singing and performing. This is also seen in her relationship with Krusty, where she acts very similar to her stage performances. However, she has a Long Island accent when she's not using her stage accent and can be a bit meaner when not on stage or around Krusty, as seen when she was on the phone with someone.

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Princess Penelope Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message 4,000 Level 43 The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 1 Krusty's Giant Wheel Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name 24000 Regular Female, Regular Characters, Civil Servant, Adult, Normal Springfielders PrincessPenelope Permanent Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Go Skating 10m 17, 5 Simpsons' Skating Rink Get Guitar Restrung 60m 70, 17 King Toot's Eat a Tiny Salad With No Dressing 4h 175, 45 Luigi's Overpay for Sex on the Beach 4h 260, 70 Smooches on the Beach Stay at the Swelldorado 4h 260, 70 Swelldorado Try to Win at Blackjack 4h 175, 45 $ Casino Big $ Drink and Babysit 4h 175, 45 The Boiled Potato Pub Daycare Attend Coffee Meetup 4h 175, 45 Jittery Joe's Coffee Shop for Cider 4h 260, 70 Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill Obtain Anxiety Medication 6h 225, 55 Springfield Medical Center Get Guitar Restrung 8h 275, 70 King Toot's or Shop Dance the Señor Burns 8h 420, 105 Chez Guevara Señor Burns Record a Princess Special 12h 600, 150 Krustylu Studios Enjoy a Night at the Theater 12h 420, 100 Springfield Playhouse Complain About Electric Buzzing 12h 420, 100 The Buzzing Sign Diner Play Poker 24h 600, 150 Businessman's Social Club Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store 24h 600, 150 Kevin's Kindling Krustyland Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Play Acoustic Guitar 60m 21, 17 Greet Park Goers 4h 52, 45 Krustyland Entrance Pretty Princess Land Play A Princess Song 8h 82, 70 The Princess and the Pea-Brain Pt. 3 Eat Way Less Than One Plate 12h 180, 150 One Plate Maximum Buffet Sleep in the Penthouse with Two White Tigers 24h 180, 150 Krustyland Hotel Animated Tasks Play Acoustic Guitar Play A Princess Song

Trivia

• Her real voice is a Long Island accent, and her religion is Congregationalist.

Behind the Laughter

Her names imply that she is a real Princess, despite Kent Brockman saying she's not;

• Mountbatten (formerly Battenberg) was the English branch of German dynasty. Queen Elizabeth II married Prince Philip, a Mountbatten.
• Hohenzollern is a German dynasty which Germany and Romania, among other states.
• Mulan and Pochohontas are historical figures that are commonly refer to as princesses and who had Disney movies based on their life story.

In 2010, Anne Hathaway won a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Voice-Over Performance for voicing Princess Penelope.

Appearances

• Episode – "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
• Episode – "Loan-a Lisa" (mentioned)
• Episode – "The Ned-liest Catch" (title screen)
• Episode – "Them, Robot" (couch gag)
• Episode – "The Princess Guide" (title screen)
• Episode – "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" (opening sequence)
• Comic story – Worst Con Ever!
• Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out

References

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