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== [[Season 1]] ==
 
== [[Season 1]] ==
 
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{{TBT|1}}
 
{{TBT|1}}
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{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}
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{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
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{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7G08}}
 
{{TBT|2}}
 
{{TBT|2}}
−
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
 
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7G02}}
 
{{TBT|3}}
 
{{TBT|3}}
−
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}
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{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
 
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7G03}}
 
{{TBT|4}}
 
{{TBT|4}}
−
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
 
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
 
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7G04}}
 
{{TBT|5}}
 
{{TBT|5}}
−
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7G05}}
 
{{TBT|6}}
 
{{TBT|6}}
−
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
 
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7G06}}
 
{{TBT|7}}
 
{{TBT|7}}
−
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
 
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7G09}}
 
{{TBT|8}}
 
{{TBT|8}}
−
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
 
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7G07}}
 
{{TBT|9}}
 
{{TBT|9}}
−
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7G11}}
 
{{TBT|10}}
 
{{TBT|10}}
−
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
 
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7G10}}
 
{{TBT|11}}
 
{{TBT|11}}
−
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
 
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7G13}}
 
{{TBT|12}}
 
{{TBT|12}}
−
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
 
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
 
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7G12}}
 
{{TBT|13}}
 
{{TBT|13}}
−
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
 
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
 
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7G01}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 2]] ==
 
== [[Season 2]] ==
 
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{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
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{{TH|Image}}
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{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Gag}}
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{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TRsT|14|2}}
 
{{TRsT|14|2}}
−
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
 
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}
+
{{TRs|7F03|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}
 
{{TBT|15}}
 
{{TBT|15}}
−
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
 
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F02}}
 
{{TBT|16}}
 
{{TBT|16}}
−
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F04}}
 
{{TRsT|17|2}}
 
{{TRsT|17|2}}
−
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
 
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
−
{{TBT|}}
+
{{TRs|7F01|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:No image.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
 
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
 
{{TBT|18}}
 
{{TBT|18}}
−
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
 
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F05}}
 
{{TBT|19}}
 
{{TBT|19}}
−
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
 
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F08}}
 
{{TBT|20}}
 
{{TBT|20}}
−
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
 
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F07}}
 
{{TBT|21}}
 
{{TBT|21}}
−
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
 
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F06}}
 
{{TBT|22}}
 
{{TBT|22}}
−
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
 
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
 
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F09}}
 
{{TBT|23}}
 
{{TBT|23}}
−
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
 
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F10}}
 
{{TBT|24}}
 
{{TBT|24}}
−
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
 
{{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F11}}
 
{{TBT|25}}
 
{{TBT|25}}
−
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
 
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F12}}
 
{{TBT|26}}
 
{{TBT|26}}
−
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
 
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F13}}
 
{{TBT|27}}
 
{{TBT|27}}
−
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
 
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
 
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F15}}
 
{{TBT|28}}
 
{{TBT|28}}
−
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
 
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F16}}
 
{{TBT|29}}
 
{{TBT|29}}
−
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
 
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F14}}
 
{{TBT|30}}
 
{{TBT|30}}
−
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
 
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
 
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F17}}
 
{{TBT|31}}
 
{{TBT|31}}
−
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
 
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
 
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F18}}
 
{{TBT|32}}
 
{{TBT|32}}
−
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F19}}
 
{{TBT|33}}
 
{{TBT|33}}
−
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
 
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
 
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F20}}
 
{{TBT|34}}
 
{{TBT|34}}
−
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
 
{{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F21}}
 
{{TBT|35}}
 
{{TBT|35}}
−
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
 
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
 
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F22}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 3]] ==
 
== [[Season 3]] ==
 
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{{TH|#|width=20px}}
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{{TH|#}}
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{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
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{{TH|Image}}
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{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
−
{{TBT|36}}
+
{{TBT|36}}
−
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
 
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
 
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F24}}
 
{{TBT|37}}
 
{{TBT|37}}
−
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
 
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F01}}
 
{{TBT|38}}
 
{{TBT|38}}
−
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
 
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
 
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7F23}}
 
{{TRsT|39|2}}
 
{{TRsT|39|2}}
−
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
 
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
−
{{TBT|}}
+
{{TRs|8F03|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard Bart the Murderer in-episode.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
 
{{TBT|40}}
 
{{TBT|40}}
−
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
 
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F04}}
 
{{TBT|41}}
 
{{TBT|41}}
−
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}}
 
{{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F05}}
 
{{TBT|42}}
 
{{TBT|42}}
−
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F02}}
 
{{TBT|43}}
 
{{TBT|43}}
−
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
 
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F06}}
 
{{TBT|44}}
 
{{TBT|44}}
−
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
 
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
 
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F07}}
 
{{TBT|45}}
 
{{TBT|45}}
−
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
 
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
 
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F08}}
 
{{TBT|46}}
 
{{TBT|46}}
−
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
 
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
 
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F09}}
 
{{TBT|47}}
 
{{TBT|47}}
−
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
 
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
 
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F10}}
 
{{TBT|48}}
 
{{TBT|48}}
−
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
 
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
 
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F11}}
 
{{TBT|49}}
 
{{TBT|49}}
−
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F12}}
 
{{TBT|50}}
 
{{TBT|50}}
−
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
 
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F14}}
 
{{TBT|51}}
 
{{TBT|51}}
−
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F16}}
 
{{TBT|52}}
 
{{TBT|52}}
−
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
 
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F13}}
 
{{TRsT|53|2}}
 
{{TRsT|53|2}}
−
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
 
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TRs|8F15|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
 
{{TBT|54}}
 
{{TBT|54}}
−
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
 
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F17}}
 
{{TBT|55}}
 
{{TBT|55}}
−
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
 
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
 
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F19}}
 
{{TBT|56}}
 
{{TBT|56}}
−
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
 
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
 
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F20}}
 
{{TBT|57}}
 
{{TBT|57}}
−
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
 
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F21}}
 
{{TBT|58}}
 
{{TBT|58}}
−
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
 
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F22}}
 
{{TBT|59}}
 
{{TBT|59}}
−
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
 
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
 
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F23}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 4]] ==
 
== [[Season 4]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|60}}
 
{{TBT|60}}
−
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
 
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
 
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F24}}
 
{{TBT|61}}
 
{{TBT|61}}
−
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
 
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8F18}}
 
{{TBT|62}}
 
{{TBT|62}}
−
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans
−
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}
+
''(Done as a response to "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]", which created controversy in New Orleans from [[Oh, Streetcar!#Long Before the Superdome|a song in said episode]])''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F01}}
 
{{TBT|63}}
 
{{TBT|63}}
−
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
 
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
−
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}
+
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F02}}
 
{{TBT|64}}
 
{{TBT|64}}
−
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F04}}
 
{{TRsT|65|2}}
 
{{TRsT|65|2}}
−
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}  
 
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}  
 
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
−
{{TBT|}}
+
{{TRs|9F03|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:MargeBlackboard.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}}
 
{{TBT|66}}
 
{{TBT|66}}
−
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
 
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F05}}
 
{{TBT|67}}
 
{{TBT|67}}
−
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
 
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
 
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F06}}
 
{{TBT|68}}
 
{{TBT|68}}
−
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
 
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F07}}
 
{{TBT|69}}
 
{{TBT|69}}
−
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
 
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F08}}
 
{{TBT|70}}
 
{{TBT|70}}
−
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
 
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F09}}
 
{{TBT|71}}
 
{{TBT|71}}
−
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
 
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F10}}
 
{{TBT|72}}
 
{{TBT|72}}
−
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
 
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
 
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F11}}
 
{{TBT|73}}
 
{{TBT|73}}
−
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
 
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
−
{{TB|2[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
+
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F12}}
 
{{TBT|74}}
 
{{TBT|74}}
−
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
 
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
 
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F13}}
 
{{TBT|75}}
 
{{TBT|75}}
−
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
 
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
 
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F14}}
 
{{TBT|76}}
 
{{TBT|76}}
−
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
 
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
 
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F15}}
 
{{TBT|77}}
 
{{TBT|77}}
−
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
 
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
 
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F17}}
 
{{TBT|78}}
 
{{TBT|78}}
−
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
 
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F16}}
 
{{TBT|79}}
 
{{TBT|79}}
−
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
 
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
 
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F18}}
 
{{TBT|80}}
 
{{TBT|80}}
−
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
 
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F20}}
 
{{TBT|81}}
 
{{TBT|81}}
−
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
 
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
 
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F19}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 5]] ==
 
== [[Season 5]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|82}}
 
{{TBT|82}}
−
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
 
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F21}}
 
{{TBT|83}}
 
{{TBT|83}}
−
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
 
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
 
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
 +
{{TB|9F22}}
 
{{TBT|84}}
 
{{TBT|84}}
−
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F02}}
 
{{TBT|85}}
 
{{TBT|85}}
−
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F01}}
 
{{TBT|86}}
 
{{TBT|86}}
−
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F04}}
 
{{TBT|87}}
 
{{TBT|87}}
−
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F03}}
 
{{TBT|88}}
 
{{TBT|88}}
−
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F05}}
 
{{TBT|89}}
 
{{TBT|89}}
−
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
+
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood]]"}}
−
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}
+
{{TB|1F06}}
 
{{TBT|90}}
 
{{TBT|90}}
−
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
 
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F07}}
 
{{TBT|91}}
 
{{TBT|91}}
−
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}
+
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
 
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
 
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F08}}
 
{{TBT|92}}
 
{{TBT|92}}
−
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
 
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F09}}
 
{{TBT|93}}
 
{{TBT|93}}
−
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
 
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F11}}
 
{{TBT|94}}
 
{{TBT|94}}
−
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
 
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F10}}
 
{{TBT|95}}
 
{{TBT|95}}
−
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F12}}
 
{{TBT|96}}
 
{{TBT|96}}
−
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F13}}
 
{{TBT|97}}
 
{{TBT|97}}
−
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
 
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F14}}
 
{{TBT|98}}
 
{{TBT|98}}
−
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
 
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F15}}
 
{{TBT|99}}
 
{{TBT|99}}
−
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
 
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F16}}
 
{{TBT|100}}
 
{{TBT|100}}
−
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
−
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones}}
+
''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F18}}
 
{{TBT|101}}
 
{{TBT|101}}
−
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
 
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F19}}
 
{{TBT|102}}
 
{{TBT|102}}
−
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
 
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F21}}
 
{{TBT|103}}
 
{{TBT|103}}
−
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
 
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
 
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F20}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 6]] ==
 
== [[Season 6]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|104}}
 
{{TBT|104}}
−
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
 
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F22}}
 
{{TBT|105}}
 
{{TBT|105}}
−
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
 
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
 +
{{TB|1F17}}
 
{{TBT|106}}
 
{{TBT|106}}
−
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
 
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
 
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F33}}
 
{{TBT|107}}
 
{{TBT|107}}
−
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
 
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F01}}
 
{{TBT|108}}
 
{{TBT|108}}
−
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB| }}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F02}}
 
{{TBT|109}}
 
{{TBT|109}}
−
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F03}}
 
{{TBT|110}}
 
{{TBT|110}}
−
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
 
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F04}}
 
{{TBT|111}}
 
{{TBT|111}}
−
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
 
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F05}}
 
{{TBT|112}}
 
{{TBT|112}}
−
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
 
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F06}}
 
{{TBT|113}}
 
{{TBT|113}}
−
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
 
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
 
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F07}}
 
{{TBT|114}}
 
{{TBT|114}}
−
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
−
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F08}}
 
{{TBT|115}}
 
{{TBT|115}}
−
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
 
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F09}}
 
{{TBT|116}}
 
{{TBT|116}}
−
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
 
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
 
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F10}}
 
{{TBT|117}}
 
{{TBT|117}}
−
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
 
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F11}}
 
{{TBT|118}}
 
{{TBT|118}}
−
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
 
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F12}}
 
{{TBT|119}}
 
{{TBT|119}}
−
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Bart vs. Australia chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
 
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F13}}
 
{{TBT|120}}
 
{{TBT|120}}
−
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
 
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F14}}
 
{{TBT|121}}
 
{{TBT|121}}
−
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F31}}
 
{{TBT|122}}
 
{{TBT|122}}
−
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
 
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F15}}
 
{{TBT|123}}
 
{{TBT|123}}
−
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:2F18 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
 
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
 
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F18}}
 
{{TBT|124}}
 
{{TBT|124}}
−
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
 
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
 
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F19}}
 
{{TBT|125}}
 
{{TBT|125}}
−
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
 
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
 
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F32}}
 
{{TBT|126}}
 
{{TBT|126}}
−
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
 
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F21}}
 
{{TBT|127}}
 
{{TBT|127}}
−
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
 
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F22}}
 
{{TBT|128}}
 
{{TBT|128}}
−
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
 
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
 
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F16}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 7]] ==
 
== [[Season 7]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|129}}
 
{{TBT|129}}
−
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
 
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
 
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F20}}
 
{{TBT|130}}
 
{{TBT|130}}
−
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|"[[Bewitched]]" does not promote Satanism}}
−
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2F17}}
 
{{TBT|131}}
 
{{TBT|131}}
−
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
 
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
 
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F01}}
 
{{TBT|132}}
 
{{TBT|132}}
−
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
 
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F02}}
 
{{TBT|133}}
 
{{TBT|133}}
−
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
 
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F03}}
 
{{TBT|134}}
 
{{TBT|134}}
−
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F04}}
 
{{TBT|135}}
 
{{TBT|135}}
−
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
 
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
 
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F05}}
 
{{TBT|136}}
 
{{TBT|136}}
−
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F06}}
 
{{TBT|137}}
 
{{TBT|137}}
−
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
 
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
 
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F08}}
 
{{TBT|138}}
 
{{TBT|138}}
−
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
 
{{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F31}}
 
{{TBT|139}}
 
{{TBT|139}}
−
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
 
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F07}}
 
{{TBT|140}}
 
{{TBT|140}}
−
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
 
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
 
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F10}}
 
{{TBT|141}}
 
{{TBT|141}}
−
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F09}}
 
{{TBT|142}}
 
{{TBT|142}}
−
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F11}}
 
{{TBT|143}}
 
{{TBT|143}}
−
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F12}}
 
{{TBT|144}}
 
{{TBT|144}}
−
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F13}}
 
{{TBT|145}}
 
{{TBT|145}}
−
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F14}}
 
{{TBT|146}}
 
{{TBT|146}}
−
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F16}}
 
{{TBT|147}}
 
{{TBT|147}}
−
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F15}}
 
{{TBT|148}}
 
{{TBT|148}}
−
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F17}}
 
{{TBT|149}}
 
{{TBT|149}}
−
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F18}}
 
{{TBT|150}}
 
{{TBT|150}}
−
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F19}}
 
{{TBT|151}}
 
{{TBT|151}}
−
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F20}}
 
{{TBT|152}}
 
{{TBT|152}}
−
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F21}}
 
{{TBT|153}}
 
{{TBT|153}}
−
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F22}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 8]] ==
 
== [[Season 8]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Thumbnail}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|154}}
 
{{TBT|154}}
−
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F02}}
 
{{TBT|155}}
 
{{TBT|155}}
−
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}
+
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
 
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
 
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F23}}
 
{{TBT|156}}
 
{{TBT|156}}
−
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
 
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F03}}
 
{{TBT|157}}
 
{{TBT|157}}
−
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F05}}
 
{{TBT|158}}
 
{{TBT|158}}
−
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F06}}
 
{{TBT|159}}
 
{{TBT|159}}
−
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F04}}
 
{{TRsT|160|2}}
 
{{TRsT|160|2}}
−
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TRs|4F01|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
 
{{TBT|161}}
 
{{TBT|161}}
−
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F07}}
 
{{TBT|162}}
 
{{TBT|162}}
−
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3F24}}
 
{{TBT|163}}
 
{{TBT|163}}
−
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
 
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3G01}}
 
{{TBT|164}}
 
{{TBT|164}}
−
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
 
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F08}}
 
{{TBT|165}}
 
{{TBT|165}}
−
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F10}}
 
{{TBT|166}}
 
{{TBT|166}}
−
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
 
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3G03}}
 
{{TBT|167}}
 
{{TBT|167}}
−
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F12}}
 
{{TBT|168}}
 
{{TBT|168}}
−
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F11}}
 
{{TBT|169}}
 
{{TBT|169}}
−
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F14}}
 
{{TBT|170}}
 
{{TBT|170}}
−
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F13}}
 
{{TBT|171}}
 
{{TBT|171}}
−
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F15}}
 
{{TBT|172}}
 
{{TBT|172}}
−
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F09}}
 
{{TBT|173}}
 
{{TBT|173}}
−
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
 
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F16}}
 
{{TBT|174}}
 
{{TBT|174}}
−
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F17}}
 
{{TBT|175}}
 
{{TBT|175}}
−
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F18}}
 
{{TBT|176}}
 
{{TBT|176}}
−
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F19}}
 
{{TBT|177}}
 
{{TBT|177}}
−
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F20}}
 
{{TBT|178}}
 
{{TBT|178}}
−
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F21}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 9]] ==
 
== [[Season 9]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Thumbnail}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|179}}
 
{{TBT|179}}
−
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F22}}
 
{{TBT|180}}
 
{{TBT|180}}
−
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F23}}
 
{{TBT|181}}
 
{{TBT|181}}
−
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|I no longer want my [[MTV]]}}
−
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3G02}}
 
{{TBT|182}}
 
{{TBT|182}}
−
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F02}}
 
{{TBT|183}}
 
{{TBT|183}}
−
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{Ch|Richard Gere}} story}}
−
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F01}}
 
{{TBT|184}}
 
{{TBT|184}}
−
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
 
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F03}}
 
{{TBT|185}}
 
{{TBT|185}}
−
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F04}}
 
{{TBT|186}}
 
{{TBT|186}}
−
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
 
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F05}}
 
{{TBT|187}}
 
{{TBT|187}}
−
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
 
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F06}}
 
{{TBT|188}}
 
{{TBT|188}}
−
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
−
{{TB|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F07}}
 
{{TBT|189}}
 
{{TBT|189}}
−
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F24}}
 
{{TBT|190}}
 
{{TBT|190}}
−
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F08}}
 
{{TBT|191}}
 
{{TBT|191}}
−
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
 
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F23}}
 
{{TBT|192}}
 
{{TBT|192}}
−
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F11}}
 
{{TBT|193}}
 
{{TBT|193}}
−
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
 
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F10}}
 
{{TBT|194}}
 
{{TBT|194}}
−
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
 
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F12}}
 
{{TBT|195}}
 
{{TBT|195}}
−
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4F24}}
 
{{TBT|196}}
 
{{TBT|196}}
−
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|I was not told to do this}}
−
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F13}}
 
{{TBT|197}}
 
{{TBT|197}}
−
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
 
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3G04}}
 
{{TBT|198}}
 
{{TBT|198}}
−
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
 
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
−
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}
+
{{TB|"[[The Trouble with Trillions]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F14}}
 
{{TBT|199}}
 
{{TBT|199}}
−
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F15}}
 
{{TBT|200}}
 
{{TBT|200}}
−
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
 
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F09}}
 
{{TBT|201}}
 
{{TBT|201}}
−
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F16}}
 
{{TBT|202}}
 
{{TBT|202}}
−
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|I am not the new [[Dalai Lama]]}}
−
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F17}}
 
{{TBT|203}}
 
{{TBT|203}}
−
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
 
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F18}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 10]] ==
 
== [[Season 10]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|204}}
 
{{TBT|204}}
−
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F20}}
 
{{TBT|205}}
 
{{TBT|205}}
−
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
 
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F21}}
 
{{TBT|206}}
 
{{TBT|206}}
−
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F22}}
 
{{TBT|207}}
 
{{TBT|207}}
−
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
 
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF01}}
 
{{TBT|208}}
 
{{TBT|208}}
−
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
 
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
−
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}
+
{{TB|"[[When You Dish Upon a Star]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5F19}}
 
{{TBT|209}}
 
{{TBT|209}}
−
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
 
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
 
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF02}}
 
{{TBT|210}}
 
{{TBT|210}}
−
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
 
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF03}}
 
{{TBT|211}}
 
{{TBT|211}}
−
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
 
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF04}}
 
{{TBT|212}}
 
{{TBT|212}}
−
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
 
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF05}}
 
{{TBT|213}}
 
{{TBT|213}}
−
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|My mom is not dating [[Jerry Seinfeld]]}}
−
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF06}}
 
{{TBT|214}}
 
{{TBT|214}}
−
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
 
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF07}}
 
{{TBT|215}}
 
{{TBT|215}}
−
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
 
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF08}}
 
{{TBT|216}}
 
{{TBT|216}}
−
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
 
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF09}}
 
{{TBT|217}}
 
{{TBT|217}}
−
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
 
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
 
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF11}}
 
{{TBT|218}}
 
{{TBT|218}}
−
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
 
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF10}}
 
{{TBT|219}}
 
{{TBT|219}}
−
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
 
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
 
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF12}}
 
{{TBT|220}}
 
{{TBT|220}}
−
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
 
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
 
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF13}}
 
{{TRsT|221|2}}
 
{{TRsT|221|2}}
−
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
 
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TRs|AABF14|2}}
−
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}
+
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface (In hieroglyphics)}}
 
{{TBT|222}}
 
{{TBT|222}}
−
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
 
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF15}}
 
{{TBT|223}}
 
{{TBT|223}}
−
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
 
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF16}}
 
{{TBT|224}}
 
{{TBT|224}}
−
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
 
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
 
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF17}}
 
{{TBT|225}}
 
{{TBT|225}}
−
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
 
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
 
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF18}}
 
{{TBT|226}}
 
{{TBT|226}}
−
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
 
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
 
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF20}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 11]] ==
 
== [[Season 11]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|227}}
 
{{TBT|227}}
−
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional"}}
−
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF23}}
 
{{TBT|228}}
 
{{TBT|228}}
−
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
 
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
 
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF22}}
 
{{TBT|229}}
 
{{TBT|229}}
−
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
 
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
 
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF21}}
 
{{TBT|230}}
 
{{TBT|230}}
−
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF01}}
 
{{TBT|231}}
 
{{TBT|231}}
−
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
 
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
 
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
 +
{{TB|AABF19}}
 
{{TBT|232}}
 
{{TBT|232}}
−
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
 
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
 
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF02}}
 
{{TBT|233}}
 
{{TBT|233}}
−
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
 
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
 
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF03}}
 
{{TBT|234}}
 
{{TBT|234}}
−
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
 
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
 
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF05}}
 
{{TRsT|235|2}}
 
{{TRsT|235|2}}
−
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
 
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TRs|BABF07|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}}
 
{{TBT|236}}
 
{{TBT|236}}
−
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
 
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF04}}
 
{{TBT|237}}
 
{{TBT|237}}
−
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
 
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
 
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF06}}
 
{{TBT|238}}
 
{{TBT|238}}
−
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
 
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF08}}
 
{{TBT|239}}
 
{{TBT|239}}
−
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
 
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
 
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF09}}
 
{{TBT|240}}
 
{{TBT|240}}
−
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
 
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
 
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF10}}
 
{{TBT|241}}
 
{{TBT|241}}
−
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
 
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
 
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF11}}
 
{{TBT|242}}
 
{{TBT|242}}
−
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
 
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
 
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF12}}
 
{{TBT|243}}
 
{{TBT|243}}
−
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
 
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF13}}
 
{{TBT|244}}
 
{{TBT|244}}
−
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
 
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
 
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF14}}
 
{{TBT|245}}
 
{{TBT|245}}
−
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
 
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
 
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF16}}
 
{{TBT|246}}
 
{{TBT|246}}
−
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
 
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
 
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF15}}
 
{{TBT|247}}
 
{{TBT|247}}
−
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
 
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
 
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF18}}
 
{{TBT|248}}
 
{{TBT|248}}
−
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
 
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
 
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF19}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 12]] ==
 
== [[Season 12]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|249}}
 
{{TBT|249}}
−
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF21}}
 
{{TBT|250}}
 
{{TBT|250}}
−
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard250.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
 
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF20}}
 
{{TBT|251}}
 
{{TBT|251}}
−
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard251.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
 
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
 
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF17}}
 
{{TBT|252}}
 
{{TBT|252}}
−
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard252.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
 
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF01}}
 
{{TBT|253}}
 
{{TBT|253}}
−
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard253.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
 
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF04}}
 
{{TBT|254}}
 
{{TBT|254}}
−
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard254.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
 
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF02}}
 
{{TBT|255}}
 
{{TBT|255}}
−
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard255.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
 
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF03}}
 
{{TRsT|256|2}}
 
{{TRsT|256|2}}
−
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard256.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
 
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256 1.jpg|200px]]}}
+
{{TRs|CABF06|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard256 1.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}}
 
{{TBT|257}}
 
{{TBT|257}}
−
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard257.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
 
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
 
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
 +
{{TB|BABF22}}
 
{{TBT|258}}
 
{{TBT|258}}
−
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard258.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
 
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF05}}
 
{{TBT|259}}
 
{{TBT|259}}
−
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard259.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
 
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
 
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF08}}
 
{{TBT|260}}
 
{{TBT|260}}
−
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard260.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
 
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
 
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF07}}
 
{{TBT|261}}
 
{{TBT|261}}
−
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard261.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
 
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF10}}
 
{{TBT|262}}
 
{{TBT|262}}
−
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard262.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
 
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
 
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF12}}
 
{{TBT|263}}
 
{{TBT|263}}
−
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard263.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
 
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
 
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF09}}
 
{{TBT|264}}
 
{{TBT|264}}
−
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard264.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|I will not scare the [[Dick Cheney|vice president]]}}
−
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}
+
{{TB|"[[Bye, Bye, Nerdie]]"}}
−
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}
+
{{TB|CABF11}}
 
{{TBT|265}}
 
{{TBT|265}}
−
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard265.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
 
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF13}}
 
{{TBT|266}}
 
{{TBT|266}}
−
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:CABF14 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
 
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
 
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF14}}
 
{{TBT|267}}
 
{{TBT|267}}
−
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard267.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
 
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
 
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF15}}
 
{{TBT|268}}
 
{{TBT|268}}
−
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard268.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
 
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
 
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF16}}
 
{{TBT|269}}
 
{{TBT|269}}
−
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
 
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF17}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 13]] ==
 
== [[Season 13]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|270}}
 
{{TBT|270}}
−
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF19}}
 
{{TBT|271}}
 
{{TBT|271}}
−
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
 
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF22}}
 
{{TBT|272}}
 
{{TBT|272}}
−
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
 
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF20}}
 
{{TBT|273}}
 
{{TBT|273}}
−
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
 
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF18}}
 
{{TBT|274}}
 
{{TBT|274}}
−
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
 
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
 +
{{TB|CABF21}}
 
{{TBT|275}}
 
{{TBT|275}}
−
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
 
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
 
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF02}}
 
{{TBT|276}}
 
{{TBT|276}}
−
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF01}}
 
{{TBT|277}}
 
{{TBT|277}}
−
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF03}}
 
{{TBT|278}}
 
{{TBT|278}}
−
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF05}}
 
{{TBT|279}}
 
{{TBT|279}}
−
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
 
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
 
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF04}}
 
{{TBT|280}}
 
{{TBT|280}}
−
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
 
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF06}}
 
{{TBT|281}}
 
{{TBT|281}}
−
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
−
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF07}}
 
{{TBT|282}}
 
{{TBT|282}}
−
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF09}}
 
{{TBT|283}}
 
{{TBT|283}}
−
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
 
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
 
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF08}}
 
{{TBT|284}}
 
{{TBT|284}}
−
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF10}}
 
{{TBT|285}}
 
{{TBT|285}}
−
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF11}}
 
{{TBT|286}}
 
{{TBT|286}}
−
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF12}}
 
{{TBT|287}}
 
{{TBT|287}}
−
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF13}}
 
{{TBT|288}}
 
{{TBT|288}}
−
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
 
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF14}}
 
{{TBT|289}}
 
{{TBT|289}}
−
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF15}}
 
{{TBT|290}}
 
{{TBT|290}}
−
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF16}}
 
{{TBT|291}}
 
{{TBT|291}}
−
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''No gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF17}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 14]] ==
 
== [[Season 14]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|292}}
 
{{TBT|292}}
−
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF19}}
 
{{TBT|293}}
 
{{TBT|293}}
−
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF22}}
 
{{TBT|294}}
 
{{TBT|294}}
−
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
 
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF20}}
 
{{TBT|295}}
 
{{TBT|295}}
−
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF18}}
 
{{TBT|296}}
 
{{TBT|296}}
−
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
 
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
 
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
 +
{{TB|DABF21}}
 
{{TBT|297}}
 
{{TBT|297}}
−
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF01}}
 
{{TBT|298}}
 
{{TBT|298}}
−
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF02}}
 
{{TBT|299}}
 
{{TBT|299}}
−
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF03}}
 
{{TBT|300}}
 
{{TBT|300}}
−
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
 
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
−
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
+
{{TB|"[[The Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF04}}
 
{{TBT|301}}
 
{{TBT|301}}
−
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
 
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
 
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF06}}
 
{{TBT|302}}
 
{{TBT|302}}
−
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
 
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF05}}
 
{{TBT|303}}
 
{{TBT|303}}
−
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF07}}
 
{{TBT|304}}
 
{{TBT|304}}
−
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF08}}
 
{{TBT|305}}
 
{{TBT|305}}
−
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF09}}
 
{{TBT|306}}
 
{{TBT|306}}
−
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF10}}
 
{{TBT|307}}
 
{{TBT|307}}
−
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF11}}
 
{{TBT|308}}
 
{{TBT|308}}
−
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF12}}
 
{{TBT|309}}
 
{{TBT|309}}
−
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF13}}
 
{{TBT|310}}
 
{{TBT|310}}
−
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
 
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
 
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF14}}
 
{{TBT|311}}
 
{{TBT|311}}
−
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF15}}
 
{{TBT|312}}
 
{{TBT|312}}
−
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
+
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
 
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF16}}
 
{{TBT|313}}
 
{{TBT|313}}
−
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF17}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 15]] ==
 
== [[Season 15]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|314}}
 
{{TBT|314}}
−
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF21}}
 
{{TBT|315}}
 
{{TBT|315}}
−
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF18}}
 
{{TBT|316}}
 
{{TBT|316}}
−
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF20}}
 
{{TBT|317}}
 
{{TBT|317}}
−
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF22}}
 
{{TBT|318}}
 
{{TBT|318}}
−
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
 +
{{TB|EABF19}}
 
{{TBT|319}}
 
{{TBT|319}}
−
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
 
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
 
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF01}}
 
{{TBT|320}}
 
{{TBT|320}}
−
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF02}}
 
{{TBT|321}}
 
{{TBT|321}}
−
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF03}}
 
{{TBT|322}}
 
{{TBT|322}}
−
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF04}}
 
{{TBT|323}}
 
{{TBT|323}}
−
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF05}}
 
{{TBT|324}}
 
{{TBT|324}}
−
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF06}}
 
{{TBT|325}}
 
{{TBT|325}}
−
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF07}}
 
{{TBT|326}}
 
{{TBT|326}}
−
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF09}}
 
{{TBT|327}}
 
{{TBT|327}}
−
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
 
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF08}}
 
{{TBT|328}}
 
{{TBT|328}}
−
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF10}}
 
{{TBT|329}}
 
{{TBT|329}}
−
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF11}}
 
{{TBT|330}}
 
{{TBT|330}}
−
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF12}}
 
{{TBT|331}}
 
{{TBT|331}}
−
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF14}}
 
{{TBT|332}}
 
{{TBT|332}}
−
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF15}}
 
{{TBT|333}}
 
{{TBT|333}}
−
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF13}}
 
{{TBT|334}}
 
{{TBT|334}}
−
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF17}}
 
{{TBT|335}}
 
{{TBT|335}}
−
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF18}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 16]] ==
 
== [[Season 16]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|336}}
 
{{TBT|336}}
−
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF23}}
 
{{TBT|337}}
 
{{TBT|337}}
−
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF20}}
 
{{TBT|338}}
 
{{TBT|338}}
−
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF19}}
 
{{TBT|339}}
 
{{TBT|339}}
−
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
 
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
 
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF22}}
 
{{TBT|340}}
 
{{TBT|340}}
−
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF21}}
 
{{TBT|341}}
 
{{TBT|341}}
−
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FABF16}}
 
{{TBT|342}}
 
{{TBT|342}}
−
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF01}}
 
{{TBT|343}}
 
{{TBT|343}}
−
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF02}}
 
{{TBT|344}}
 
{{TBT|344}}
−
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF03}}
 
{{TBT|345}}
 
{{TBT|345}}
−
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF04}}
 
{{TBT|346}}
 
{{TBT|346}}
−
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
 
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
 
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF05}}
 
{{TBT|347}}
 
{{TBT|347}}
−
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF06}}
 
{{TBT|348}}
 
{{TBT|348}}
−
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF07}}
 
{{TBT|349}}
 
{{TBT|349}}
−
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF08}}
 
{{TBT|350}}
 
{{TBT|350}}
−
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF12}}
 
{{TBT|351}}
 
{{TBT|351}}
−
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF10}}
 
{{TBT|352}}
 
{{TBT|352}}
−
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF11}}
 
{{TBT|353}}
 
{{TBT|353}}
−
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF13}}
 
{{TBT|354}}
 
{{TBT|354}}
−
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF14}}
 
{{TBT|355}}
 
{{TBT|355}}
−
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|A Booger is not a bookmark}}
−
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF15}}
 
{{TBT|356}}
 
{{TBT|356}}
−
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF09}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 17]] ==
 
== [[Season 17]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|357}}
 
{{TBT|357}}
−
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
 
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF18}}
 
{{TBT|358}}
 
{{TBT|358}}
−
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF16}}
 
{{TBT|359}}
 
{{TBT|359}}
−
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF19}}
 
{{TBT|360}}
 
{{TBT|360}}
−
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF17}}
 
{{TBT|361}}
 
{{TBT|361}}
−
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF20}}
 
{{TBT|362}}
 
{{TBT|362}}
−
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF21}}
 
{{TBT|363}}
 
{{TBT|363}}
−
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
 +
{{TB|GABF22}}
 
{{TBT|364}}
 
{{TBT|364}}
−
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF02}}
 
{{TBT|365}}
 
{{TBT|365}}
−
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF01}}
 
{{TBT|366}}
 
{{TBT|366}}
−
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|I am not smarter than the [[George W. Bush|President]]}}
−
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF03}}
 
{{TBT|367}}
 
{{TBT|367}}
−
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
 
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
 
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF04}}
 
{{TBT|368}}
 
{{TBT|368}}
−
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF05}}
 
{{TBT|369}}
 
{{TBT|369}}
−
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF06}}
 
{{TBT|370}}
 
{{TBT|370}}
−
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF07}}
 
{{TRsT|371|2}}
 
{{TRsT|371|2}}
−
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}}
 
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TRs|HABF08|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}}
 
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}}
 
{{TBT|372}}
 
{{TBT|372}}
−
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
 
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF09}}
 
{{TBT|373}}
 
{{TBT|373}}
−
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF10}}
 
{{TBT|374}}
 
{{TBT|374}}
−
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF11}}
 
{{TBT|375}}
 
{{TBT|375}}
−
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF12}}
 
{{TBT|376}}
 
{{TBT|376}}
−
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
 
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF13}}
 
{{TBT|377}}
 
{{TBT|377}}
−
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}}
 
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF14}}
 
{{TBT|378}}
 
{{TBT|378}}
−
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
 
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF16}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 18]] ==
 
== [[Season 18]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|379}}
 
{{TBT|379}}
−
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF15}}
 
{{TBT|380}}
 
{{TBT|380}}
−
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF18}}
 
{{TRsT|381|2}}
 
{{TRsT|381|2}}
−
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TRs|HABF20|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}}
 
{{TBT|382}}
 
{{TBT|382}}
−
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF17}}
 
{{TBT|383}}
 
{{TBT|383}}
−
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
 
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
 
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF21}}
 
{{TBT|384}}
 
{{TBT|384}}
−
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF19}}
 
{{TBT|385}}
 
{{TBT|385}}
−
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
 +
{{TB|HABF22}}
 
{{TBT|386}}
 
{{TBT|386}}
−
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF02}}
 
{{TBT|387}}
 
{{TBT|387}}
−
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
 
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF01}}
 
{{TBT|388}}
 
{{TBT|388}}
−
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF03}}
 
{{TBT|389}}
 
{{TBT|389}}
−
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
+
{{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
−
{{TB|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
+
{{TB|JABF05}}
 
{{TRsT|390|2}}
 
{{TRsT|390|2}}
−
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TRs|JABF04|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}}
 
{{TBT|391}}
 
{{TBT|391}}
−
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF07}}
 
{{TBT|392}}
 
{{TBT|392}}
−
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF09}}
 
{{TBT|393}}
 
{{TBT|393}}
−
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF08}}
 
{{TBT|394}}
 
{{TBT|394}}
−
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
 
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF06}}
 
{{TBT|395}}
 
{{TBT|395}}
−
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF10}}
 
{{TBT|396}}
 
{{TBT|396}}
−
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF11}}
 
{{TBT|397}}
 
{{TBT|397}}
−
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
 
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
 
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF13}}
 
{{TBT|398}}
 
{{TBT|398}}
−
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
 
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
−
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}
+
{{TB|"[[Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF12}}
 
{{TBT|399}}
 
{{TBT|399}}
−
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF14}}
 
{{TBT|400}}
 
{{TBT|400}}
−
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF15}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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== [[Season 19]] ==
 
== [[Season 19]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|401}}
 
{{TBT|401}}
−
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
 
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF20}}
 
{{TBT|402}}
 
{{TBT|402}}
−
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}
+
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
 
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF18}}
 
{{TBT|403}}
 
{{TBT|403}}
−
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF21}}
 
{{TBT|404}}
 
{{TBT|404}}
−
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}
+
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
 
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
 
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF19}}
 
{{TBT|405}}
 
{{TBT|405}}
−
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF16}}
 
{{TBT|406}}
 
{{TBT|406}}
−
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
 
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
 
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF22}}
 
{{TBT|407}}
 
{{TBT|407}}
−
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
 
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
 
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
 +
{{TB|JABF17}}
 
{{TBT|408}}
 
{{TBT|408}}
−
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF01}}
 
{{TBT|409}}
 
{{TBT|409}}
−
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
 
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF02}}
 
{{TBT|410}}
 
{{TBT|410}}
−
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
 
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
 
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF03}}
 
{{TBT|411}}
 
{{TBT|411}}
−
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF04}}
 
{{TBT|412}}
 
{{TBT|412}}
−
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF05}}
 
{{TBT|413}}
 
{{TBT|413}}
−
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}
+
{{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
 
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF06}}
 
{{TBT|414}}
 
{{TBT|414}}
−
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF07}}
 
{{TBT|415}}
 
{{TBT|415}}
−
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
+
{{TB|"[[Smoke on the Daughter]]"}}
−
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}
+
{{TB|KABF08}}
 
{{TBT|416}}
 
{{TBT|416}}
−
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF09}}
 
{{TBT|417}}
 
{{TBT|417}}
−
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
 
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF10}}
 
{{TBT|418}}
 
{{TBT|418}}
−
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF11}}
 
{{TBT|419}}
 
{{TBT|419}}
−
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>''[in medieval writing style]''}}
 
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>''[in medieval writing style]''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF12}}
 
{{TBT|420}}
 
{{TBT|420}}
−
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF13}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 20]] ==
 
== [[Season 20]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|421}}
 
{{TBT|421}}
−
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF17}}
 
{{TBT|422}}
 
{{TBT|422}}
−
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
 
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF15}}
 
{{TBT|423}}
 
{{TBT|423}}
−
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
 
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
 
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF14}}
 
{{TBT|424}}
 
{{TBT|424}}
−
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF16}}
 
{{TBT|425}}
 
{{TBT|425}}
−
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
 
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF18}}
 
{{TBT|426}}
 
{{TBT|426}}
−
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF19}}
 
{{TBT|427}}
 
{{TBT|427}}
−
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}
+
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]] <br /> [[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner <br /> <br /> ''Additionally, during the [[couch gag]]:'' I will not bring the chalkboard home <br /> ''(The chalkboard Bart is writing on has taken the place of the couch in the Simpsons' living room)''}}
−
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF20}}
 
{{TBT|428}}
 
{{TBT|428}}
−
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}
+
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF21}}
 
{{TBT|429}}
 
{{TBT|429}}
−
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
 
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
 +
{{TB|KABF22}}
 
{{TBT|430}}
 
{{TBT|430}}
−
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
+
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|250px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent
−
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}
+
''(This was the first episode to air in HD.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF01}}
 
{{TBT|431}}
 
{{TBT|431}}
−
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}
+
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
 
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
 
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF02}}
 
{{TBT|432}}
 
{{TBT|432}}
−
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}
+
{{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
 
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
 
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF03}}
 
{{TBT|433}}
 
{{TBT|433}}
−
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF04}}
 
{{TBT|434}}
 
{{TBT|434}}
−
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}
+
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
 
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
 
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF11}}
 
{{TBT|435}}
 
{{TBT|435}}
−
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
 
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
 
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF05}}
 
{{TBT|436}}
 
{{TBT|436}}
−
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF06}}
 
{{TBT|437}}
 
{{TBT|437}}
−
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}
+
{{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
 
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF07}}
 
{{TBT|438}}
 
{{TBT|438}}
−
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
 
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
 
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF08}}
 
{{TBT|439}}
 
{{TBT|439}}
−
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF10}}
 
{{TBT|440}}
 
{{TBT|440}}
−
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF09}}
 
{{TBT|441}}
 
{{TBT|441}}
−
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
 
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
 
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF12}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
==[[Season 21]]==
 
==[[Season 21]]==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|442}}
 
{{TBT|442}}
−
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}
+
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.JPG|300px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
 
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF13}}
 
{{TBT|443}}
 
{{TBT|443}}
−
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
 
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF15}}
 
{{TBT|444}}
 
{{TBT|444}}
−
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
 
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF16}}
 
{{TBT|445}}
 
{{TBT|445}}
−
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF14}}
 
{{TBT|446}}
 
{{TBT|446}}
−
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}
+
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
 
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF17}}
 
{{TBT|447}}
 
{{TBT|447}}
−
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
 
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
 
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF18}}
 
{{TBT|448}}
 
{{TBT|448}}
−
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
 
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
 
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF19}}
 
{{TBT|449}}
 
{{TBT|449}}
−
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF01}}
 
{{TBT|450}}
 
{{TBT|450}}
−
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF02}}
 
{{TBT|451}}
 
{{TBT|451}}
−
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
 
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
 
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
 +
{{TB|LABF20}}
 
{{TBT|452}}
 
{{TBT|452}}
−
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF03}}
 
{{TBT|453}}
 
{{TBT|453}}
−
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF05}}
 
{{TBT|454}}
 
{{TBT|454}}
−
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF06}}
 
{{TBT|455}}
 
{{TBT|455}}
−
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF05}}
 
{{TBT|456}}
 
{{TBT|456}}
−
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
 
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
 
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF07}}
 
{{TBT|457}}
 
{{TBT|457}}
−
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF10}}
 
{{TBT|458}}
 
{{TBT|458}}
−
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}
+
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
 
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
 
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF08}}
 
{{TBT|459}}
 
{{TBT|459}}
−
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
 
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
 
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF09}}
 
{{TBT|460}}
 
{{TBT|460}}
−
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}
+
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]][[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Alt Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared<br>'''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
 
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared<br>'''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF14}}
 
{{TBT|461}}
 
{{TBT|461}}
−
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag}}
+
{{TB|"[[To Surveil with Love]]"}}
−
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
+
{{TB|MABF12}}
 
{{TBT|462}}
 
{{TBT|462}}
−
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
 
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF13}}
 
{{TBT|463}}
 
{{TBT|463}}
−
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}
+
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
 
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF11}}
 
{{TBT|464}}
 
{{TBT|464}}
−
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|End of "[[Lost]]": It was all the dog's dream. Watch us.}}
−
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF15}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 22]] ==
 
== [[Season 22]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|465}}
 
{{TBT|465}}
−
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
 
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
 
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF21}}
 
{{TBT|466}}
 
{{TBT|466}}
−
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
 
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
 
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF17}}
 
{{TBT|467}}
 
{{TBT|467}}
−
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|200px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
 
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
−
{{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}}
+
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF18}}
 
{{TBT|468}}
 
{{TBT|468}}
−
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF16}}
 
{{TBT|469}}
 
{{TBT|469}}
−
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF20}}
 
{{TBT|470}}
 
{{TBT|470}}
−
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF01}}
 
{{TBT|471}}
 
{{TBT|471}}
−
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}
+
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
−
{{TB|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF02}}
 
{{TBT|472}}
 
{{TBT|472}}
−
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF22}}
 
{{TBT|473}}
 
{{TBT|473}}
−
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
 
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
 
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
 +
{{TB|MABF19}}
 
{{TBT|474}}
 
{{TBT|474}}
−
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
 
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF03}}
 
{{TBT|475}}
 
{{TBT|475}}
−
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF04}}
 
{{TBT|476}}
 
{{TBT|476}}
−
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|[[Prince]] is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
−
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF05}}
 
{{TBT|477}}
 
{{TBT|477}}
−
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}
+
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
 
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF06}}
 
{{TBT|478}}
 
{{TBT|478}}
−
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF07}}
 
{{TBT|479}}
 
{{TBT|479}}
−
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}
+
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
 
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF08}}
 
{{TBT|480}}
 
{{TBT|480}}
−
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}
+
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
 
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
−
{{TBT|481}}
+
{{TB|NABF09}}
−
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}
+
{{TRsT|481|2}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
 
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
−
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
+
{{TRs|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"|2}}
 +
{{TRs|NABF10|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:LIAMST In-episode Chalkboard Gag Homer.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''In-episode (Homer):'''<br>I'm a grown man who's scared of his own son}}
 
{{TBT|482}}
 
{{TBT|482}}
−
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF11}}
 
{{TBT|483}}
 
{{TBT|483}}
−
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF12}}
 
{{TBT|484}}
 
{{TBT|484}}
−
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|}}
 
 
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
 
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF13}}
 
{{TRsT|485|2}}
 
{{TRsT|485|2}}
−
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
 
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
 
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
 
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
−
{{TBT|}}
+
{{TRs|NABF14|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
 
{{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
 
{{TBT|486}}
 
{{TBT|486}}
−
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF15}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== Season 23 ==
 
== Season 23 ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|487}}
 
{{TBT|487}}
−
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF16}}
 
{{TBT|488}}
 
{{TBT|488}}
−
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
 
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF17}}
 
{{TBT|489}}
 
{{TBT|489}}
−
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF19}}
 
{{TBT|490}}
 
{{TBT|490}}
−
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
 
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
 
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF21}}
 
{{TBT|491}}
 
{{TBT|491}}
−
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TRs||3}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF20}}
 
{{TBT|492}}
 
{{TBT|492}}
−
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF22}}
 
{{TBT|493}}
 
{{TBT|493}}
−
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF01}}
 
{{TBT|494}}
 
{{TBT|494}}
−
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
 
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF02}}
 
{{TBT|495}}
 
{{TBT|495}}
−
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
 
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
 
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
 +
{{TB|NABF18}}
 
{{TBT|496}}
 
{{TBT|496}}
−
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
+
{{TB|{{W2|The Adventures of Tintin|film|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
 
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF03}}
 
{{TBT|497}}
 
{{TBT|497}}
−
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}}
 
{{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}}
 
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF04}}
 
{{TBT|498}}
 
{{TBT|498}}
−
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
 
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF05}}
 
{{TBT|499}}
 
{{TBT|499}}
−
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
 
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF06}}
 
{{TRsT|500|2}}
 
{{TRsT|500|2}}
−
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}
 
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}
 
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
 +
{{TRs|PABF07|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
 
{{TBT|501}}
 
{{TBT|501}}
−
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB| }}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF09}}
 
{{TBT|502}}
 
{{TBT|502}}
−
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB| }}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF08}}
 
{{TBT|503}}
 
{{TBT|503}}
−
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB| }}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
−
{{TBT|504}}
+
{{TB|PABF10}}
−
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}
+
{{TRsT|504|2}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours<br>'''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
+
{{TB|'''Original/UK airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours}}
−
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
+
{{TRs|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"|2}}
 +
{{TRs|PABF11|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Alt Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
 
{{TBT|505}}
 
{{TBT|505}}
−
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB| }}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
+
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
−
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
+
{{TB|PABF12}}
 
{{TBT|506}}
 
{{TBT|506}}
−
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB| }}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF13}}
 
{{TBT|507}}
 
{{TBT|507}}
−
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
 
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
−
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
+
{{TB|"[[Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF15}}
 
{{TBT|508}}
 
{{TBT|508}}
−
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB| }}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF14}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 24]] ==
 
== [[Season 24]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|509}}
 
{{TBT|509}}
−
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
 
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF21}}
 
{{TBT|510}}
 
{{TBT|510}}
−
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF17}}
 
{{TBT|511}}
 
{{TBT|511}}
−
{{TB|October 21, 2012/November 4, 2012}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF18}}
 
{{TBT|512}}
 
{{TBT|512}}
−
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
 
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
 
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF16}}
 
{{TBT|513}}
 
{{TBT|513}}
−
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
 
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
 
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF19}}
 
{{TBT|514}}
 
{{TBT|514}}
−
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
 
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF22}}
 
{{TBT|515}}
 
{{TBT|515}}
−
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
 +
{{TB|PABF20}}
 
{{TBT|516}}
 
{{TBT|516}}
−
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF01}}
 
{{TBT|517}}
 
{{TBT|517}}
−
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
 
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF02}}
 
{{TBT|518}}
 
{{TBT|518}}
−
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
 
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF03}}
 
{{TBT|519}}
 
{{TBT|519}}
−
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
+
{{TB|"[[The Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
−
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
+
{{TB|RABF04}}
 
{{TBT|520}}
 
{{TBT|520}}
−
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
 
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF07}}
 
{{TBT|521}}
 
{{TBT|521}}
−
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF05}}
 
{{TBT|522}}
 
{{TBT|522}}
−
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF06}}
 
{{TBT|523}}
 
{{TBT|523}}
−
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
 
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
 
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF09}}
 
{{TBT|524}}
 
{{TBT|524}}
−
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
 
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF10}}
 
{{TBT|525}}
 
{{TBT|525}}
−
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF08}}
 
{{TBT|526}}
 
{{TBT|526}}
−
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF11}}
 
{{TBT|527}}
 
{{TBT|527}}
−
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF13}}
 
{{TBT|528}}
 
{{TBT|528}}
−
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}
+
{{TB|This School is not falling apart (then the blackboard falls apart)}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF12}}
 
{{TBT|529}}
 
{{TBT|529}}
−
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF14}}
 
{{TBT|530}}
 
{{TBT|530}}
−
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''no gag''}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF17}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 25]] ==
 
== [[Season 25]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|531}}
 
{{TBT|531}}
−
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Homerland chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
 
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF20}}
 
{{TBT|532}}
 
{{TBT|532}}
−
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
 
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF16}}
 
{{TBT|533}}
 
{{TBT|533}}
−
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K.}}
+
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
 +
''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF18}}
 
{{TRsT|534|2}}
 
{{TRsT|534|2}}
−
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
 
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
 
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
 +
{{TRs|RABF22|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}
 
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}
 
{{TBT|535}}
 
{{TBT|535}}
−
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
 
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
 
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF19}}
 
{{TBT|536}}
 
{{TBT|536}}
−
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}
+
{{TB|"[[The Kid Is All Right]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF02}}
 
{{TBT|537}}
 
{{TBT|537}}
−
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to bathroom}}
+
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
 
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF04}}
 
{{TBT|538}}
 
{{TBT|538}}
−
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "prancer" and "vixen"}}
+
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
 
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF01}}
 
{{TBT|539}}
 
{{TBT|539}}
−
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF05}}
 
{{TRsT|540|2}}
 
{{TRsT|540|2}}
−
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}
+
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' Judas Priest is not "Death Metal"}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
 +
{{TRs|SABF03|2}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
+
{{TB|'''International/online airing:''' If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
 
{{TBT|541}}
 
{{TBT|541}}
−
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF06}}
 
{{TBT|542}}
 
{{TBT|542}}
−
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
 
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
 
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF08}}
 
{{TBT|543}}
 
{{TBT|543}}
−
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF07}}
 
{{TBT|544}}
 
{{TBT|544}}
−
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}
+
{{TB|My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's.}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF09}}
 
{{TBT|545}}
 
{{TBT|545}}
−
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF10}}
 
{{TBT|546}}
 
{{TBT|546}}
−
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF11}}
 
{{TBT|547}}
 
{{TBT|547}}
−
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF12}}
 
{{TBT|548}}
 
{{TBT|548}}
−
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF13}}
 
{{TBT|549}}
 
{{TBT|549}}
−
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|"You Can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th"}}
+
{{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
 
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF14}}
 
{{TBT|550}}
 
{{TBT|550}}
−
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF21}}
 
{{TBT|551}}
 
{{TBT|551}}
−
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF15}}
 
{{TBT|552}}
 
{{TBT|552}}
−
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
 
 
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF18}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== [[Season 26]] ==
 
== [[Season 26]] ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
−
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Picture}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
 
{{TBT|553}}
 
{{TBT|553}}
−
{{TB|September 28, [[2014]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
 
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
 
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF20}}
 
{{TBT|554}}
 
{{TBT|554}}
−
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF17}}
 
{{TBT|555}}
 
{{TBT|555}}
−
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF19}}
 
{{TBT|556}}
 
{{TBT|556}}
−
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF21}}
 
{{TBT|557}}
 
{{TBT|557}}
−
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF22}}
 
{{TBT|558}}
 
{{TBT|558}}
−
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
 +
{{TB|SABF16}}
 
{{TBT|559}}
 
{{TBT|559}}
−
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
 +
{{TB|TABF01}}
 
{{TBT|560}}
 
{{TBT|560}}
−
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
 +
{{TB|TABF02}}
 
{{TBT|561}}
 
{{TBT|561}}
−
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
 
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
−
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}
+
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home for Christmas]]"}}
 +
{{TB|TABF03}}
 
{{TBT|562}}
 
{{TBT|562}}
−
{{TB|January 4, 2015}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}
+
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came to Be Dinner]]"}}
 +
{{TB|RABF15}}
 
{{TBT|563}}
 
{{TBT|563}}
−
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}
 
 
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
 
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
 +
{{TB|TABF05}}
 
{{TBT|564}}
 
{{TBT|564}}
−
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}
 
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell To Earth]]"}}
+
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
 +
{{TB|TABF04}}
 
{{TBT|565}}
 
{{TBT|565}}
−
{{TB|[[2015]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|TABF06}}
 
{{TBT|566}}
 
{{TBT|566}}
−
{{TB|[[2015]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|TABF07}}
 
{{TBT|567}}
 
{{TBT|567}}
−
{{TB|[[2015]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|TABF08}}
−
{{TBT|568}}
+
{{TBT|568}}
−
{{TB|[[2015]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|TABF09}}
−
{{TBT|569}}
+
{{TBT|569}}
−
{{TB|[[2015]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|TABF10}}
−
{{TBT|570}}
+
{{TBT|570}}
−
{{TB|[[2015]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|TABF11}}
−
{{TBT|571}}
+
{{TBT|571}}
−
{{TB|[[2015]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes:'''<br>I will not pay my sister to do my punishment.}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|TABF12}}
−
{{TBT|572}}
+
{{TBT|572}}
−
{{TB|[[2015]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|TABF13}}
−
{{TBT|573}}
+
{{TBT|573}}
−
{{TB|[[2015]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
−
{{TBT|574}}
+
{{TRsT|574|2}}
−
{{TB|May [[2015]]}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TRs|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"|2}}
−
{{TB|TBA}}
+
{{TRs|TABF16|2}}
−
}}
+
{{TBT|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
−
 
+
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''
−
== Comics ==
+
I will not fight the future}}
−
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
+
}}
−
{{Table|
+
 
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
+
== [[Season 27]] ==
−
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
+
{{Table|
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
+
{{TH|#}}
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
+
{{TH|Gag}}
−
{{TBT|1}}
+
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
−
{{TB|November 1993}}
+
{{TH|Code}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TBT|575}}
−
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TBT|3}}
+
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
−
{{TB|March 1994}}
+
{{TB|TABF14}}
−
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TBT|576}}
−
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
−
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
+
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
 +
{{TB|TABF17}}
 +
{{TBT|577}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
 +
{{TB|TABF19}}
 +
{{TBT|578}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
 +
{{TB|TABF22}}
 +
{{TBT|579}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
 +
{{TB|TABF18}}
 +
{{TBT|580}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
 +
{{TB|TABF21}}
 +
{{TBT|581}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
 +
{{TB|TABF20}}
 +
{{TBT|582}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[['Paths of Glory]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF01}}
 +
{{TBT|583}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF02}}
 +
{{TBT|584}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF03}}
 +
{{TBT|585}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF04}}
 +
{{TBT|586}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF05}}
 +
{{TBT|587}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF07}}
 +
{{TBT|588}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF06}}
 +
{{TBT|589}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF08}}
 +
{{TBT|590}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF09}}
 +
{{TBT|591}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|If [[Villanova]] doesn't win we lose everything}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF10}}
 +
{{TBT|592}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:'''<br>Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
 +
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF11}}
 +
{{TBT|593}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Fland Canyon chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF12}}
 +
{{TBT|594}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift}}
 +
{{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF14}}
 +
{{TBT|595}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF13}}
 +
{{TBT|596}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF15}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
== [[Season 28]] ==
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|#}}
 +
{{TH|Image}}
 +
{{TH|Gag}}
 +
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
 +
{{TH|Code}}
 +
{{TBT|597}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF20}}
 +
{{TBT|598}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF18}}
 +
{{TBT|599}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF17}}
 +
{{TBT|600}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF16}}
 +
{{TBT|601}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Trust but Clarify]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF21}}
 +
{{TBT|602}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF22}}
 +
{{TBT|603}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Being right sucks
 +
''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in "[[Bart to the Future]]")''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
 +
{{TB|VABF19}}
 +
{{TBT|604}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF01}}
 +
{{TBT|605}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF03}}
 +
{{TBT|606}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF02}}
 +
{{TBT|607}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF06}}
 +
{{TBT|608<br>609}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF04<br>WABF05}}
 +
{{TBT|610}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF07}}
 +
{{TBT|611}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF08}}
 +
{{TBT|612}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF09}}
 +
{{TBT|613}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF10}}
 +
{{TRsT|614|3}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
 +
{{TRs|WABF11|3}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):'''<br>Everybody's a winner}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):'''<br>I did nothing wrong this week}}
 +
{{TBT|615}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF12}}
 +
{{TRsT|616|2}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"|2}}
 +
{{TRs|WABF13|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):'''<br>I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
 +
{{TBT|617}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF14}}
 +
{{TBT|618}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:DogT - chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF15}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
== [[Season 29]] ==
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|#}}
 +
{{TH|Image}}
 +
{{TH|Gag}}
 +
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
 +
{{TH|Code}}
 +
{{TBT|619}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF17}}
 +
{{TBT|620}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF22}}
 +
{{TBT|621}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF16}}
 +
{{TBT|622}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF18}}
 +
{{TBT|623}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF19}}
 +
{{TBT|624}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF20}}
 +
{{TBT|625}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
 +
{{TB|WABF21}}
 +
{{TBT|626}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF01}}
 +
{{TBT|627}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF02}}
 +
{{TBT|628}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF03}}
 +
{{TBT|629}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:FrinkGetsTesty Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes:''' "Strangling is not an effective parenting tool"}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Frink Gets Testy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF04}}
 +
{{TBT|630}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Homer Is Where the Art Isn't]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF05}}
 +
{{TBT|631}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF06}}
 +
{{TBT|632}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 2.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bart writes "This is the last episode", then flips over the blackboard, and "April Fool" is written on it.}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Fears of a Clown]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF08}}
 +
{{TBT|633}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:NGRGU Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|{{W2|April Showers|2009 film}} did not date the President}}
 +
{{TB|"[[No Good Read Goes Unpunished]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF07}}
 +
{{TBT|634}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[King Leer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF10}}
 +
{{TBT|635}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:XABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes:''' "I will not bet with [[Bart]] on the {{W|Final four}}"}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets the Blues]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF11}}
 +
{{TBT|636}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Forgive and Regret]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF09}}
 +
{{TBT|637}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Left Behind]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF12}}
 +
{{TBT|638}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Throw Grampa from the Dane]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF13}}
 +
{{TBT|639}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Flanders' Ladder]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF14}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
== [[Season 30]] ==
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|#}}
 +
{{TH|Image}}
 +
{{TH|Gag}}
 +
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
 +
{{TH|Code}}
 +
{{TBT|640}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Bart's Not Dead]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF19}}
 +
{{TBT|641}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Heartbreak Hotel]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF15}}
 +
{{TBT|642}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[My Way or the Highway to Heaven]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF17}}
 +
{{TBT|643}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIX]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF16}}
 +
{{TBT|644}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Baby You Can't Drive My Car]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF18}}
 +
{{TRsT|645|2}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[From Russia Without Love]]"|2}}
 +
{{TRs|XABF20|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:FRWL In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''In-episode (on the street):'''<br> I will not order pregnant rats}}
 +
{{TBT|646}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Werking Mom]]"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF21}}
 +
{{TBT|647}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"{{ap|Krusty the Clown|episode}}"}}
 +
{{TB|XABF22}}
 +
{{TBT|648}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Daddicus Finch Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|My pre-[[Christmas]] behavior really helps the coal industry}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Daddicus Finch]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF01}}
 +
{{TBT|649}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:'Tis the 30th Season Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|The fat man who works one night a year is my dad}}
 +
{{TB|"[['Tis the 30th Season]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF02}}
 +
{{TBT|650}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Mad About the Toy Blackboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|My new year's resolution was to quit school}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Mad About the Toy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF03}}
 +
{{TBT|651}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Girl on the Bus]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF04}}
 +
{{TBT|652}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF06}}
 +
{{TBT|653}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Clown Stays in the Picture]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF05}}
 +
{{TBT|654}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:101 Mitigations Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Chili fries do not go in like a lamb and out like a lion}}
 +
{{TB|"[[101 Mitigations]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF07}}
 +
{{TBT|655}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:YABF08 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bart draws a bracket tournament of his favorite person, with [[Krusty]] winning}}
 +
{{TB|"[[I Want You (She's So Heavy)]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF08}}
 +
{{TBT|656}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[E My Sports]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF09}}
 +
{{TBT|657}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF10}}
 +
{{TBT|658}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Girl's in the Band Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I am not a grandmother}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Girl's in the Band]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF11}}
 +
{{TBT|659}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will not write "Audit please" on [[Homer]]'s tax return}}
 +
{{TB|"[[I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF12}}
 +
{{TBT|660}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 1.png|300px]][[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 2.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bart writes "Haw Haw!" on it, but then hits the blackboard, that turning around reveals Nelson attached to it with tape}}
 +
{{TB|"[[D'oh Canada]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF14}}
 +
{{TBT|661}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Woo-Hoo Dunnit?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF15}}
 +
{{TBT|662}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]][[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag (Marge).png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''In-episode:'''<br>I will not shirk my responsibilities (also written by [[Marge]])}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF16}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
== [[Season 31]] ==
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|#}}
 +
{{TH|Image}}
 +
{{TH|Gag}}
 +
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
 +
{{TH|Code}}
 +
{{TBT|663}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Winter of Our Monetized Content]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF19}}
 +
{{TBT|664}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Go Big or Go Homer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF21}}
 +
{{TBT|665}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Fat Blue Line]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF22}}
 +
{{TBT|666}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXX]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF18}}
 +
{{TBT|667}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Gorillas on the Mast]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF20}}
 +
{{TBT|668}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Marge the Lumberjill Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Daylight savings isn't something I can spend}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Marge the Lumberjill]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF02}}
 +
{{TBT|669}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Livin La Pura Vida]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF03}}
 +
{{TBT|670}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Thanksgiving of Horror]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF17}}
 +
{{TBT|671}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:TTWHTFM Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|[[Todd]] writes "Idle hands are the [[Devil]]'s tools" with two hands.}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF04}}
 +
{{TBT|672}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Bobby, It's Cold Outside]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF01}}
 +
{{TBT|673}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Hail to the Teeth chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Teacher spent New Year's Eve at home by choice}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Hail to the Teeth]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF05}}
 +
{{TBT|674}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF06}}
 +
{{TBT|675}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Frinkcoin]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF07}}
 +
{{TBT|676}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Bart the Bad Guy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF08}}
 +
{{TBT|677}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Screenless]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF09}}
 +
{{TBT|678}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:ZABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|[[Lisa]] writes "Bart is at a Doctor's appointment"}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Better Off Ned]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF11}}
 +
{{TBT|679}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Highway to Well]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF10}}
 +
{{TBT|680}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:YABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"School Online", written on the [[Springfield Elementary School|school]] blackboard}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby]]"}}
 +
{{TB|YABF13}}
 +
{{TBT|681}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:ZABf12 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|[[Homer]] writes "How did the boy get me to do this?" with [[Bart]] watching}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part One]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF12}}
 +
{{TBT|682}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:ZABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will stop reminding [[Seymour Skinner|the principal]] I have a later bedtime than he does}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part Two]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF13}}
 +
{{TBT|683}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF14}}
 +
{{TBT|684}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Way of the Dog]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF16}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
== [[Season 32]] ==
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|#}}
 +
{{TH|Image}}
 +
{{TH|Gag}}
 +
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
 +
{{TH|Code}}
 +
{{TBT|685}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Undercover Burns]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF19}}
 +
{{TBT|686}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[I, Carumbus]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF18}}
 +
{{TBT|687}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Now Museum, Now You Don't]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF21}}
 +
{{TBT|688}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXI]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF17}}
 +
{{TBT|689}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The 7 Beer Itch]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF15}}
 +
{{TBT|690}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Podcast News]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF22}}
 +
{{TBT|691}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Three Dreams Denied]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF02}}
 +
{{TBT|692}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Road to Cincinnati]]"}}
 +
{{TB|ZABF20}}
 +
{{TBT|693}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Sorry Not Sorry chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will not put laxatives in Santa's cookies}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Sorry Not Sorry]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF01}}
 +
{{TBT|694}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF03}}
 +
{{TBT|695}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Dad-Feelings Limited]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF04}}
 +
{{TBT|696}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:QABF05 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will never be a [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s pet<br>(During the episode.)}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Diary Queen]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF05}}
 +
{{TBT|697}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Wad Goals]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF06}}
 +
{{TBT|698}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Yokel Hero]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF07}}
 +
{{TBT|699}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF08}}
 +
{{TBT|700}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Manger Things]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF09}}
 +
{{TBT|701}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Uncut Femmes]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF10}}
 +
{{TBT|702}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Burger Kings]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF11}}
 +
{{TBT|703}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Panic on the Streets of Springfield]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF12}}
 +
{{TBT|704}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Mother and Child Reunion]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF14}}
 +
{{TBT|705}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:QABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will not take advantage of [[Milhouse]]<br>Written by Milhouse while [[Bart]] escapes through the window.<br>(During the episode, on [[Terrance]]'s evidence board.)}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF13}}
 +
{{TBT|706}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Last Barfighter]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF14}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
== Season 33 ==
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|#}}
 +
{{TH|Image}}
 +
{{TH|Gag}}
 +
{{TH|Episode}}
 +
{{TH|Code}}
 +
{{TBT|707}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Star of the Backstage]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF17}}
 +
{{TBT|708}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Bart's in Jail!]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF18}}
 +
{{TBT|709}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXXII Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I hate rhyming couplets}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF16}}
 +
{{TBT|710}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Wayz We Were]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF19}}
 +
{{TBT|711}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Belly]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF20}}
 +
{{TBT|712}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[A Serious Flanders (Part 1)]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF21}}
 +
{{TBT|713}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[A Serious Flanders (Part 2)]]"}}
 +
{{TB|QABF22}}
 +
{{TBT|714}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Portrait of a Lackey on Fire]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF01}}
 +
{{TBT|715}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Mothers and Other Strangers]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF02}}
 +
{{TBT|716}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[A Made Maggie]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF03}}
 +
{{TBT|717}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Longest Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF05}}
 +
{{TBT|718}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Pixelated and Afraid]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF04}}
 +
{{TBT|719}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Boyz N the Highlands]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF06}}
 +
{{TBT|720}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF07}}
 +
{{TBT|721}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Bart the Cool Kid]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF08}}
 +
{{TBT|722}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Pretty Whittle Liar]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF09}}
 +
{{TBT|723}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Sound of Bleeding Gums]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF10}}
 +
{{TBT|724}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:My Octopus and a Teacher chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not express my feelings through chaos}}
 +
{{TB|"[[My Octopus and a Teacher]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF11}}
 +
{{TBT|725}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Shauna Have Fun]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF12}}
 +
{{TBT|726}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Marge the Meanie chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''During the end credits:'''<br>I will not violate the law of entropy}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Marge the Meanie]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF15}}
 +
{{TBT|727}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Meat Is Murder]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF13}}
 +
{{TBT|728}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|UABF14}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Poorhouse Rock]]"}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
== Season 34 ==
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|#}}
 +
{{TH|Image}}
 +
{{TH|Gag}}
 +
{{TH|Episode}}
 +
{{TH|Code}}
 +
{{TBT|729}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Habeas Tortoise]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF16}}
 +
{{TBT|730}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[One Angry Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF19}}
 +
{{TBT|731}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Boy Scout]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF21}}
 +
{{TBT|732}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The King of Nice]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF20}}
 +
{{TBT|733}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Not It]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF17}}
 +
{{TBT|734}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXIII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF18}}
 +
{{TBT|735}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[From Beer to Paternity]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF01}}
 +
{{TBT|736}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Step Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
 +
{{TB|UABF22}}
 +
{{TBT|737}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[When Nelson Met Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF02}}
 +
{{TBT|738}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Game Done Changed]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF03}}
 +
{{TBT|739}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Top Goon]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF04}}
 +
{{TBT|740}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[My Life as a Vlog]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF05}}
 +
{{TBT|741}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Many Saints of Springfield]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF06}}
 +
{{TBT|742}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Carl Carlson Rides Again]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF07}}
 +
{{TBT|743}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Bartless]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF08}}
 +
{{TBT|744}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Hostile Kirk Place]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF09}}
 +
{{TBT|745}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Pin Gal]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF10}}
 +
{{TBT|746}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Fan-ily Feud]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF11}}
 +
{{TBT|747}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Write Off This Episode]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF12}}
 +
{{TBT|748}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Very Hungry Caterpillars]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF14}}
 +
{{TBT|749}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Clown V. Board of Education]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF15}}
 +
{{TBT|750}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:OABF13 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will not try to cram 750 characters into the opening credits...}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF13}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
== Season 35 ==
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|#}}
 +
{{TH|Image}}
 +
{{TH|Gag}}
 +
{{TH|Episode}}
 +
{{TH|Code}}
 +
{{TBT|751}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Homer's Crossing]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF18}}
 +
{{TBT|752}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF16}}
 +
{{TBT|753}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[McMansion & Wife]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF20}}
 +
{{TBT|754}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF21}}
 +
{{TBT|755}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXIV]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF17}}
 +
{{TBT|756}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Iron Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF22}}
 +
{{TBT|757}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[It's a Blunderful Life]]"}}
 +
{{TB|OABF19}}
 +
{{TBT|758}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Ae Bonny Romance]]"}}
 +
{{TB|35ABF02}}
 +
{{TBT|759}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Murder, She Boat]]"}}
 +
{{TB|35ABF04}}
 +
{{TBT|760}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Do the Wrong Thing]]"}}
 +
{{TB|35ABF01}}
 +
{{TBT|761}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Frinkenstein's Monster]]"}}
 +
{{TB|35ABF03}}
 +
{{TBT|762}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an F1]]"}}
 +
{{TB|35ABF05}}
 +
{{TBT|763}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Clan of the Cave Mom]]"}}
 +
{{TB|35ABF06}}
 +
{{TBT|764}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Night of the Living Wage]]"}}
 +
{{TB|35ABF07}}
 +
{{TBT|765}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Cremains of the Day]]"}}
 +
{{TB|35ABF09}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
== [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
 +
{{TH|Picture}}
 +
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
 +
{{TH|Special|width=300px}}
 +
{{TBT|September 28, 2014}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Guy Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not think about Bart anymore (written by [[Stewie Griffin]])}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Guy]]"}}
 +
{{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
== Comics ==
 +
=== ''{{ap|Simpsons Illustrated|Welsh Publishing Group, Inc.}}'' ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
 +
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
 +
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
 +
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
 +
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
 +
{{TBT|1}}
 +
{{TB|April 4, 1991}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Simpsonsillustrated1.jpg|200px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will not read this magazine in class}}
 +
{{TB|N/A (front cover)}}
 +
{{TBT|8}}
 +
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
 +
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Return to Slander]]''}}
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
 +
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
 +
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
 +
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
 +
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
 +
{{TBT|1}}
 +
{{TB|November 1993}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
 +
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
 +
{{TBT|3}}
 +
{{TB|March 1994}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
 +
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
 
{{TBT|12}}
 
{{TBT|12}}
 
{{TB|September 1995}}
 
{{TB|September 1995}}
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}}
 
}}
  
−
=== ''[[Bart Simpson Comics]]'' ===
+
=== {{BSC}} ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
 
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
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{{TBT|28}}
 
{{TBT|28}}
 
{{TB|February 2006}}
 
{{TB|February 2006}}
−
{{TB|}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Vampire Croaker Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
 
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
 
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
 
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
 +
{{TBT|99}}
 +
{{TB|November 2015}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
 +
{{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
−
=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===
+
== Books ==
−
{{Table|
 
−
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
 
−
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
 
−
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
 
−
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
 
−
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
 
−
{{TBT|8}}
 
−
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
 
−
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
 
−
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
 
−
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}
 
−
}}
 
−
 
 
−
== Books==
 
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
 
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
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}}
 
}}
  
−
== Products==
+
== Products ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
 
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
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{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
 
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
 
{{TBT|}}
 
{{TBT|}}
−
{{TB| }}
+
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside<br>Mud is not one of the four food groups<br>I will not eat things for money<br>Funny noises are not funny<br>I will not sell school property<br>I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
 
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside<br>Mud is not one of the four food groups<br>I will not eat things for money<br>Funny noises are not funny<br>I will not sell school property<br>I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
Line 3,241: Line 4,322:
 
}}
 
}}
  
−
==Adverts==
+
== Adverts ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
 
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
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}}
 
}}
  
−
==Calendar==
+
== Calendar ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
 
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
Line 3,267: Line 4,348:
 
}}
 
}}
  
−
== Trading cards==
+
== Trading cards ==
 
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
 
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
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{{TH|Video game/Application}}
 
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
 
{{TH|Note}}
 
{{TH|Note}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 1.png]]}}
 +
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
 +
{{TRs|''[[The Simpsons: Bart's House of Weirdness]]''|4}}
 +
{{TB|Reused from the episode "Dead Putting Society".}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 2.png]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will not call my teacher hot cakes}}
 +
{{TB|Reused from the episode "Homer's Night Out".}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 3.png]]}}
 +
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
 +
{{TB|Reused from the episode "Homer's Odyssey".}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 4.png]]}}
 +
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
 +
{{TB|Reused from the episode "Simpson and Delilah".}}
 
{{TBT|}}
 
{{TBT|}}
 
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
 
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
 
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
 
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
−
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}
+
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".<br>Reused from the episode "There's No Disgrace Like Home".}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Simpsons Road Rage chalkboard.png|320px]]}}
 +
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
 +
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Road Rage]]''}}
 +
{{TB|Reused from the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)".}}
 
}}
 
}}
  

Latest revision as of 13:09, April 22, 2024

The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.

Season 1[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
1 No Gag No Gag "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" 7G08
2 Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png I will not waste chalk "Bart the Genius" 7G02
3 Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png I will not skateboard in the halls "Homer's Odyssey" 7G03
4 There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png I will not burp in class "There's No Disgrace Like Home" 7G04
5 No Gag No Gag "Bart the General" 7G05
6 ChalkboardGagS1E06.png I will not instigate revolution "Moaning Lisa" 7G06
7 ChalkboardGagS1E07.png I will not draw naked ladies in class "The Call of the Simpsons" 7G09
8 ChalkboardGagS1E08.png I did not see Elvis "The Telltale Head" 7G07
9 No Gag No Gag "Life on the Fast Lane" 7G11
10 ChalkboardGagS1E10.png I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" "Homer's Night Out" 7G10
11 ChalkboardGagS1E11.png Garlic gum is not funny "The Crepes of Wrath" 7G13
12 Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png They are laughing at me, not with me "Krusty Gets Busted" 7G12
13 Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom "Some Enchanted Evening" 7G01

Season 2[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
14 Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png I will not encourage others to fly "Bart Gets an "F"" 7F03
I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png During the episode:
I will not fake my way through life
15 ChalkboardGag7F02.png Tar is not a plaything "Simpson and Delilah" 7F02
16 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror" 7F04
17 ChalkboardGag7F01.png I will not Xerox my butt "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish" 7F01
No image.png Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun
It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'
18 ChalkboardGag7F05.png I will not trade pants with others "Dancin' Homer" 7F05
19 ChalkboardGag7F08.png I am not a 32 year old woman "Dead Putting Society" 7F08
20 ChalkboardGag7F07.png I will not do that thing with my tongue "Bart vs. Thanksgiving" 7F07
21 ChalkboardGag7F06.png I will not drive the principal's car "Bart the Daredevil" 7F06
22 ChalkboardGag7F09.png I will not pledge allegiance to Bart "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 7F09
23 ChalkboardGag7F10.png I will not sell school property "Bart Gets Hit by a Car" 7F10
24 ChalkboardGag7F11.png I will not cut corners
(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.) 		"One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" 7F11
25 ChalkboardGag7F12.png I will not get very far with this attitude "The Way We Was" 7F12
26 ChalkboardGag7F13.png I will not make flatulent noises in class "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" 7F13
27 ChalkboardGag7F15.png I will not belch the national anthem "Principal Charming" 7F15
28 ChalkboardGag7F16.png I will not sell land in Florida "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" 7F16
29 ChalkboardGag7F14.png I will not sell school property "Bart's Dog Gets an "F"" 7F14
30 ChalkboardGag7F17.png I will not grease the monkey bars "Old Money" 7F17
31 ChalkboardGag7F18.png I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment "Brush with Greatness" 7F18
32 No Gag No Gag "Lisa's Substitute" 7F19
33 ChalkboardGag7F20.png I will not do anything bad ever again "The War of the Simpsons" 7F20
34 ChalkboardGag7F21.png I will not show off
(This was written in Blackletter.) 		"Three Men and a Comic Book" 7F21
35 ChalkboardGag7F22.png I will not sleep through my education "Blood Feud" 7F22

Season 3[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
36 ChalkboardGag7F24.png I am not a dentist "Stark Raving Dad" 7F24
37 ChalkboardGag8F01.png Spitwads are not free speech "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington" 8F01
38 ChalkboardGag7F23.png Nobody likes sunburn slappers "When Flanders Failed" 7F23
39 ChalkboardGag8F03.png High explosives and school don't mix "Bart the Murderer" 8F03
Chalkboard Bart the Murderer in-episode.png During the episode:
I will not bribe Principal Skinner
40 ChalkboardGag8F04.png I will not squeak chalk
(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.) 		"Homer Defined" 8F04
41 ChalkboardGag8F05.png I will finish what I sta
(written only once) 		"Like Father, Like Clown" 8F05
42 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror II" 8F02
43 ChalkboardGag8F02.png "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender "Lisa's Pony" 8F06
44 ChalkboardGag8F06.png I will not fake rabies "Saturdays of Thunder" 8F07
45 ChalkboardGag8F07.png Underwear should be worn on the inside "Flaming Moe's" 8F08
46 ChalkboardGag8F08.png The Christmas Pageant does not stink "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk" 8F09
47 ChalkboardGag8F09.png I will not torment the emotionally frail "I Married Marge" 8F10
48 ChalkboardGag8F11.png I will not carve gods "Radio Bart" 8F11
49 No Gag No Gag "Lisa the Greek" 8F12
50 ChalkboardGag8F14.png I will not spank others "Homer Alone" 8F14
51 No Gag No Gag "Bart the Lover" 8F16
52 ChalkboardGag8F13.png I will not aim for the head "Homer at the Bat" 8F13
53 ChalkboardGag8F15.png I will not barf unless I'm sick "Separate Vocations" 8F15
Separate Vocations episode gag.png During the episode:
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
54 ChalkboardGag8F17.png I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge "Dog of Death" 8F17
55 ChalkboardGag8F19.png I will not conduct my own fire drills "Colonel Homer" 8F19
56 ChalkboardGag8F20.png Funny noises are not funny "Black Widower" 8F20
57 ChalkboardGag8F21.png I will not spin the turtle "The Otto Show" 8F21
58 ChalkboardGag8F122.png I will not snap bras "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" 8F22
59 ChalkboardGag8F23.png I will not fake seizures "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?" 8F23

Season 4[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
60 ChalkboardGag8F24.png This punishment is not boring and pointless "Kamp Krusty" 8F24
61 ChalkboardGag8F18.png My name is not "Dr. Death" "A Streetcar Named Marge" 8F18
62 ChalkboardGag9F01.png I will not defame New Orleans

(Done as a response to "A Streetcar Named Marge", which created controversy in New Orleans from a song in said episode)

"Homer the Heretic" 9F01
63 ChalkboardGag9F02.png I will not prescribe medication "Lisa the Beauty Queen" 9F02
64 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror III" 9F04
65 ChalkboardGag9F03.png I will not bury the new kid "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" 9F03
MargeBlackboard.png During the episode, Marge writes:
I will try to raise a better child
66 ChalkboardGag9F05.png I will not teach others to fly "Marge Gets a Job" 9F05
67 ChalkboardGag9F06.png I will not bring sheep to class "New Kid on the Block" 9F06
68 ChalkboardGag9F07.png A burp is not an answer "Mr. Plow" 9F07
69 ChalkboardGag9F08.png Teacher is not a leper "Lisa's First Word" 9F08
70 ChalkboardGag9F09.png Coffee is not for kids
(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled) 		"Homer's Triple Bypass" 9F09
71 ChalkboardGag9F10.png I will not eat things for money "Marge vs. the Monorail" 9F10
72 ChalkboardGag9F11.png I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call "Selma's Choice" 9F11
73 ChalkboardGag9F12.png The principal's toupée is not a frisbee "Brother from the Same Planet" 9F12
74 ChalkboardGag9F13.png I will not call the principal "spud head" "I Love Lisa" 9F13
75 ChalkboardGag9F14.png Goldfish don't bounce "Duffless" 9F14
76 ChalkboardGag9F15.png Mud is not one of the 4 food groups "Last Exit to Springfield" 9F15
77 ChalkboardGag9F17.png No one is interested in my underpants "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show" 9F17
78 ChalkboardGag9F16.png I will not sell miracle cures "The Front" 9F16
79 ChalkboardGag9F18.png I will return the seeing-eye dog "Whacking Day" 9F18
80 ChalkboardGag9F20.png I do not have diplomatic immunity "Marge in Chains" 9F20
81 ChalkboardGag9F19.png I will not charge admission to the bathroom "Krusty Gets Kancelled" 9F19

Season 5[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
82 Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png I will never win an Emmy "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" 9F21
83 Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy "Cape Feare" 9F22
84 No Gag No Gag "Homer Goes to College" 1F02
85 No Gag No Gag "Rosebud" 1F01
86 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror IV" 1F04
87 No Gag No Gag "Marge on the Lam" 1F03
88 No Gag No Gag "Bart's Inner Child" 1F05
89 No Gag No Gag "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood" 1F06
90 The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy "The Last Temptation of Homer" 1F07
91 $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" 1F08
92 Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers "Homer the Vigilante" 1F09
93 Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man "Bart Gets Famous" 1F11
94 Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png I will not go near the kindergarten turtle "Homer and Apu" 1F10
95 No Gag No Gag "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy" 1F12
96 No Gag No Gag "Deep Space Homer" 1F13
97 Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png I am not delightfully saucy "Homer Loves Flanders" 1F14
98 Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png Organ transplants are best left to the professionals "Bart Gets an Elephant" 1F15
99 Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" "Burns' Heir" 1F16
100 Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png I will not celebrate meaningless milestones

(This was the 100th episode aired.)

"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song" 1F18
101 The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png There are plenty of businesses like show business "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" 1F19
102 Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball "Lady Bouvier's Lover" 1F21
103 Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png Five days is not too long to wait for a gun "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" 1F20

Season 6[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
104 Chalkboard104.png Beans are neither a fruit nor musical "Bart of Darkness" 1F22
105 Chalkboard105.png No one is interested in my underpants "Lisa's Rival" 1F17
106 Chalkboard106.png I will not use abbrev. "Another Simpsons Clip Show" 2F33
107 Chalkboard107.png I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis, Jr. "Itchy & Scratchy Land" 2F01
108 No Gag No Gag "Sideshow Bob Roberts" 2F02
109 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror V" 2F03
110 Chalkboard110.png I will not send lard through the mail "Bart's Girlfriend" 2F04
111 Chalkboard111.png I will not dissect things unless instructed "Lisa on Ice" 2F05
112 Chalkboard112.png I will not whittle hall passes out of soap "Homer Badman" 2F06
113 Chalkboard113.png My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy" 2F07
114 Chalkboard114.png Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough "Fear of Flying" 2F08
115 Chalkboard115.png Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal "Homer the Great" 2F09
116 Chalkboard116.png 'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice "And Maggie Makes Three" 2F10
117 Chalkboard117.png Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does "Bart's Comet" 2F11
118 Chalkboard118.png Next time it could be me on the scaffolding "Homie the Clown" 2F12
119 Bart vs. Australia chalkboard gag.png I will not hang donuts on my person "Bart vs. Australia" 2F13
120 Chalkboard120.png I will remember to take my medication "Homer vs. Patty and Selma" 2F14
121 No Gag No Gag "A Star Is Burns" 2F31
122 Chalkboard122.png I will not strut around like I own the place "Lisa's Wedding" 2F15
123 2F18 chalkboard gag.png The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" 2F18
124 Chalkboard124.png I do not have power of attorney over first graders "The PTA Disbands" 2F19
125 Chalkboard125.png Nerve gas is not a toy "'Round Springfield" 2F32
126 Chalkboard126.png I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface "The Springfield Connection" 2F21
127 Chalkboard127.png The First Amendment does not cover burping "Lemon of Troy" 2F22
128 Chalkboard128.png This is not a clue... or is it? "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)" 2F16

Season 7[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
129 Chalkboard129.png I will not complain about the solution when I hear it "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)" 2F20
130 Chalkboard130.png "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism "Radioactive Man" 2F17
131 Chalkboard131.png No one wants to hear from my armpits "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily" 3F01
132 Chalkboard132.png I am not a lean mean spitting machine "Bart Sells His Soul" 3F02
133 Chalkboard133.png The boys' room is not a water park "Lisa the Vegetarian" 3F03
134 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror VI" 3F04
135 Chalkboard135.png Indian burns are not our cultural heritage "King-Size Homer" 3F05
136 No Gag No Gag "Mother Simpson" 3F06
137 Chalkboard137.png Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming" 3F08
138 Chalkboard138.png I will only do this once a year
(by "this", it means a clip show) 		"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" 3F31
139 Chalkboard139.png I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist "Marge Be Not Proud" 3F07
140 Chalkboard140.png I am not certified to remove asbestos "Team Homer" 3F10
141 No Gag No Gag "Two Bad Neighbors" 3F09
142 No Gag No Gag "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield" 3F11
143 No Gag No Gag "Bart the Fink" 3F12
144 No Gag No Gag "Lisa the Iconoclast" 3F13
145 No Gag No Gag "Homer the Smithers" 3F14
146 No Gag No Gag "The Day the Violence Died" 3F16
147 No Gag No Gag "A Fish Called Selma" 3F15
148 No Gag No Gag "Bart on the Road" 3F17
149 No Gag No Gag "22 Short Films About Springfield" 3F18
150 No Gag No Gag "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"" 3F19
151 No Gag No Gag "Much Apu About Nothing" 3F20
152 No Gag No Gag "Homerpalooza" 3F21
153 No Gag No Gag "Summer of 4 Ft. 2" 3F22

Season 8[edit]

# Thumbnail Gag Episode Code
154 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror VII" 4F02
155 You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten "You Only Move Twice" 3F23
156 Chalkboard156.png I am not my long-lost twin "The Homer They Fall" 4F03
157 No Gag No Gag "Burns, Baby Burns" 4F05
158 No Gag No Gag "Bart After Dark" 4F06
159 No Gag No Gag "A Milhouse Divided" 4F04
160 No Gag No Gag "Lisa's Date with Density" 4F01
Chalkboard160.png During the episode, Lisa writes: I will not be a snickerpuss.
161 No Gag No Gag "Hurricane Neddy" 4F07
162 No Gag No Gag "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer" 3F24
163 Chalkboard163.png The truth is not out there "The Springfield Files" 3G01
164 Chalkboard164.png I am not licensed to do anything "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson" 4F08
165 No Gag No Gag "Mountain of Madness" 4F10
166 Chalkboard166.png I will not hide the teacher's Prozac "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" 3G03
167 No Gag No Gag "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" 4F12
168 No Gag No Gag "Homer's Phobia" 4F11
169 No Gag No Gag "Brother from Another Series" 4F14
170 No Gag No Gag "My Sister, My Sitter" 4F13
171 No Gag No Gag "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment" 4F15
172 No Gag No Gag "Grade School Confidential" 4F09
173 Chalkboard173.png A fire drill does not demand a fire "The Canine Mutiny" 4F16
174 No Gag No Gag "The Old Man and the Lisa" 4F17
175 No Gag No Gag "In Marge We Trust" 4F18
176 No Gag No Gag "Homer's Enemy" 4F19
177 No Gag No Gag "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase" 4F20
178 No Gag No Gag "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson" 4F21

Season 9[edit]

# Thumbnail Gag Episode Code
179 No Gag No Gag "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" 4F22
180 No Gag No Gag "The Principal and the Pauper" 4F23
181 Chalkboard181.png I no longer want my MTV "Lisa's Sax" 3G02
182 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror VIII" 5F02
183 Chalkboard183.png Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story "The Cartridge Family" 5F01
184 Chalkboard184.png I did not invent Irish dancing "Bart Star" 5F03
185 No Gag No Gag "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons" 5F04
186 Chalkboard186.png I will not tease Fatty "Lisa the Skeptic" 5F05
187 Chalkboard187.png There was no Roman god named "Fartacus" "Realty Bites" 5F06
188 Chalkboard188.png Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" 5F07
189 No Gag No Gag "All Singing, All Dancing" 5F24
190 No Gag No Gag "Bart Carny" 5F08
191 Chalkboard191.png Shooting paintballs is not an art form "The Joy of Sect" 5F23
192 No Gag No Gag "Das Bus" 5F11
193 Chalkboard193.png Pain is not the cleanser "The Last Temptation of Krust" 5F10
194 Chalkboard194.png Silly string is not a nasal spray "Dumbbell Indemnity" 5F12
195 No Gag No Gag "Lisa the Simpson" 4F24
196 Chalkboard196.png I was not told to do this "This Little Wiggy" 5F13
197 Chalkboard197.png My butt does not deserve a website "Simpson Tide" 3G04
198 Chalkboard198.png I will not demand what I'm worth "The Trouble with Trillions" 5F14
199 No Gag No Gag "Girly Edition" 5F15
200 Chalkboard200.png I will not mess with the opening credits
(this was actually the couch gag for this episode) 		"Trash of the Titans" 5F09
201 No Gag No Gag "King of the Hill" 5F16
202 Chalkboard202.png I am not the new Dalai Lama "Lost Our Lisa" 5F17
203 Chalkboard203.png I was not the inspiration for "Kramer" "Natural Born Kissers" 5F18

Season 10[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
204 No Gag No Gag "Lard of the Dance" 5F20
205 Chalkboard205.png I will not file frivolous lawsuits "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" 5F21
206 No Gag No Gag "Bart the Mother" 5F22
207 Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png The Simpsons Halloween Special IX
(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.) 		"Treehouse of Horror IX" AABF01
208 Chalkboard208.png "butt.com" is not my E-mail address
(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however) 		"When You Dish Upon a Star" 5F19
209 Chalkboard209.png No one cares what my definition of "is" is "D'oh-in' in the Wind" AABF02
210 Chalkboard210.png I will not scream for ice cream "Lisa Gets an "A"" AABF03
211 Chalkboard211.png I am not a licensed hairstylist "Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"" AABF04
212 Chalkboard212.png "The President did it" is not an excuse "Mayored to the Mob" AABF05
213 Chalkboard213.png My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld "Viva Ned Flanders" AABF06
214 Chalkboard214.png Sherri does not "got back" "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken" AABF07
215 Chalkboard215.png I will not do "the dirty bird" "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday" AABF08
216 Chalkboard216.png No one cares about my sciatica "Homer to the Max" AABF09
217 Chalkboard217.png Hillbillies are people too "I'm with Cupid" AABF11
218 Chalkboard218.png Grammar is not a time of waste "Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"" AABF10
219 Chalkboard219.png I do not have diplomatic immunity "Make Room for Lisa" AABF12
220 Chalkboard220.png It does not suck to be you "Maximum Homerdrive" AABF13
221 Chalkboard221.png I cannot absolve sins "Simpsons Bible Stories" AABF14
Chalkboard221 1.png During Lisa's dream in the episode:
I will not deface (In hieroglyphics)
222 Chalkboard222.png A trained ape could not teach gym "Mom and Pop Art" AABF15
223 Chalkboard223.png Loose teeth don't need my help "The Old Man and the "C" Student" AABF16
224 Chalkboard224.png I have neither been there nor done that "Monty Can't Buy Me Love" AABF17
225 Chalkboard225.png No one wants to hear from my armpits "They Saved Lisa's Brain" AABF18
226 Chalkboard226.png I'm so very tired "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo" AABF20

Season 11[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
227 Chalkboard227.png Fridays are not "pants optional" "Beyond Blunderdome" AABF23
228 Chalkboard228.png Pork is not a verb "Brother's Little Helper" AABF22
229 Chalkboard229.png I am not the last Don "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?" AABF21
230 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror X" BABF01
231 Chalkboard231.png I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)" AABF19
232 Chalkboard232.png I won't not use no double negatives "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder" BABF02
233 Chalkboard233.png Indian burns are not our cultural heritage "Eight Misbehavin'" BABF03
234 Chalkboard234.png I can't see dead people "Take My Wife, Sleaze" BABF05
235 Chalkboard235.png I will not sell my kidney on eBay "Grift of the Magi" BABF07
Chalkboard235 1.png During the episode, Lisa writes:
I will not do math in class
236 Chalkboard236.png I will not create art from dung "Little Big Mom" BABF04
237 Chalkboard237.png I will stop phoning it in "Faith Off" BABF06
238 Chalkboard238.png Class clown is not a paid position "The Mansion Family" BABF08
239 Chalkboard239.png Substitute teachers are not scabs "Saddlesore Galactica" BABF09
240 Chalkboard240.png My suspension was not mutual "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily" BABF10
241 Chalkboard241.png A belch is not an oral report "Missionary: Impossible" BABF11
242 Chalkboard242.png Dodgeball stops at the gym door "Pygmoelian" BABF12
243 Chalkboard243.png Non-flammable is not a challenge "Bart to the Future" BABF13
244 Chalkboard244.png I was not touched "there" by an angel "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses" BABF14
245 Chalkboard245.png I am not here on a fartball scholarship "Kill the Alligator and Run" BABF16
246 Chalkboard246.png I will not dance on anyone's grave "Last Tap Dance in Springfield" BABF15
247 Chalkboard247.png I cannot hire a substitute student "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge" BABF18
248 Chalkboard248.png I will not obey the voices in my head "Behind the Laughter" BABF19

Season 12[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
249 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XI" BABF21
250 Chalkboard250.png I will not plant subliminal messagores "A Tale of Two Springfields" BABF20
251 Chalkboard251.png I will not surprise the incontinent "Insane Clown Poppy" BABF17
252 Chalkboard252.png I am not the acting president "Lisa the Tree Hugger" CABF01
253 Chalkboard253.png I was not the sixth Beatle "Homer vs. Dignity" CABF04
254 Chalkboard254.png I will only provide a urine sample when asked "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" CABF02
255 Chalkboard255.png The nurse is not dealing "The Great Money Caper" CABF03
256 Chalkboard256.png Science class should not end in tragedy "Skinner's Sense of Snow" CABF06
Chalkboard256 1.png During the episode, Skinner writes:
I ain't not a dorkus
257 Chalkboard257.png Network TV is not dead "HOMЯ" BABF22
258 Chalkboard258.png I will not "let the dogs out" "Pokey Mom" CABF05
259 Chalkboard259.png I will not hide the teacher's medication "Worst Episode Ever" CABF08
260 Chalkboard260.png I will not publish the principal's credit report "Tennis the Menace" CABF07
261 Chalkboard261.png The hamster did not have a "full life" "Day of the Jackanapes" CABF10
262 Chalkboard262.png I will not buy a presidential pardon "New Kids on the Blecch" CABF12
263 Chalkboard263.png "Temptation Island" was not a sleazy piece of crap "Hungry, Hungry Homer" CABF09
264 Chalkboard264.png I will not scare the vice president "Bye, Bye, Nerdie" CABF11
265 Chalkboard265.png I will not flush evidence "Simpson Safari" CABF13
266 CABF14 chalkboard gag.png Fire is not the cleanser "Trilogy of Error" CABF14
267 Chalkboard267.png Genetics is not an excuse "I'm Goin' to Praiseland" CABF15
268 Chalkboard268.png Today is not Mothra's Day "Children of a Lesser Clod" CABF16
269 Chalkboard269.png I should not be twenty-one by now "Simpsons Tall Tales" CABF17

Season 13[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
270 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XII" CABF19
271 Chalkboard271.png Nobody reads these anymore "The Parent Rap" CABF22
272 Chalkboard272.png A burp in a jar is not a science project "Homer the Moe" CABF20
273 Chalkboard273.png Fun does not have a size "A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love" CABF18
274 Chalkboard274.png I am not Charlie Brown on acid "The Blunder Years" CABF21
275 Chalkboard275.png I do not have a cereal named after me "She of Little Faith" DABF02
276 No Gag No Gag "Brawl in the Family" DABF01
277 No Gag No Gag "Sweets and Sour Marge" DABF03
278 No Gag No Gag "Jaws Wired Shut" DABF05
279 Chalkboard279.png I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers "Half-Decent Proposal" DABF04
280 Chalkboard280.png The Giving Tree is not a chump "The Bart Wants What It Wants" DABF06
281 Chalkboard281.png Making Milhouse cry is not a science project "The Lastest Gun in the West" DABF07
282 No Gag No Gag "The Old Man and the Key" DABF09
283 Chalkboard283.png Vampire is not a career choice "Tales from the Public Domain" DABF08
284 No Gag No Gag "Blame It on Lisa" DABF10
285 No Gag No Gag "Weekend at Burnsie's" DABF11
286 No Gag No Gag "Gump Roast" DABF12
287 No Gag No Gag "I Am Furious (Yellow)" DABF13
288 Chalkboard288.png I will never lie about being cancelled again "The Sweetest Apu" DABF14
289 No Gag No Gag "Little Girl in the Big Ten" DABF15
290 No Gag No Gag "The Frying Game" DABF16
291 No Gag No Gag "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge" DABF17

Season 14[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
292 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XIII" DABF19
293 No Gag No Gag "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation" DABF22
294 Chalkboard294.png Fish do not like coffee "Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade" DABF20
295 No Gag No Gag "Large Marge" DABF18
296 Chalkboard296.png Milhouse did not test cootie positive "Helter Shelter" DABF21
297 No Gag No Gag "The Great Louse Detective" EABF01
298 No Gag No Gag "Special Edna" EABF02
299 No Gag No Gag "The Dad Who Knew Too Little" EABF03
300 Chalkboard300.png This school does not need a "regime change" "The Strong Arms of the Ma" EABF04
301 Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png SpongeBob is not a contraceptive "Pray Anything" EABF06
302 Chalkboard302.png I will not (Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.) "Barting Over" EABF05
303 No Gag No Gag "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can" EABF07
304 No Gag No Gag "A Star Is Born Again" EABF08
305 No Gag No Gag "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington" EABF09
306 No Gag No Gag "C.E. D'oh" EABF10
307 No Gag No Gag "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky" EABF11
308 No Gag No Gag "Three Gays of the Condo" EABF12
309 No Gag No Gag "Dude, Where's My Ranch?" EABF13
310 Chalkboard310.png My pen is not a booger launcher "Old Yeller-Belly" EABF14
311 No Gag No Gag "Brake My Wife, Please" EABF15
312 Chalkboard312.png Sandwiches should not contain sand "The Bart of War" EABF16
313 No Gag No Gag "Moe Baby Blues" EABF17

Season 15[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
314 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XIV" EABF21
315 No Gag No Gag "My Mother the Carjacker" EABF18
316 No Gag No Gag "The President Wore Pearls" EABF20
317 No Gag No Gag "The Regina Monologues" EABF22
318 No Gag No Gag "The Fat and the Furriest" EABF19
319 Chalkboard319.png Over forty & single is not funny "Today I Am a Clown" FABF01
320 No Gag No Gag "'Tis the Fifteenth Season" FABF02
321 No Gag No Gag "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays" FABF03
322 No Gag No Gag "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot" FABF04
323 No Gag No Gag "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife" FABF05
324 No Gag No Gag "Margical History Tour" FABF06
325 No Gag No Gag "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore" FABF07
326 No Gag No Gag "Smart and Smarter" FABF09
327 Chalkboard327.png I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner" FABF08
328 No Gag No Gag "Co-Dependent's Day" FABF10
329 No Gag No Gag "The Wandering Juvie" FABF11
330 No Gag No Gag "My Big Fat Geek Wedding" FABF12
331 No Gag No Gag "Catch 'Em If You Can" FABF14
332 No Gag No Gag "Simple Simpson" FABF15
333 No Gag No Gag "The Way We Weren't" FABF13
334 No Gag No Gag "Bart-Mangled Banner" FABF17
335 No Gag No Gag "Fraudcast News" FABF18

Season 16[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
336 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XV" FABF23
337 No Gag No Gag "All's Fair in Oven War" FABF20
338 No Gag No Gag "Sleeping with the Enemy" FABF19
339 Chalkboard339.png Poking a dead raccoon is not research "She Used to Be My Girl" FABF22
340 No Gag No Gag "Fat Man and Little Boy" FABF21
341 No Gag No Gag "Midnight Rx" FABF16
342 No Gag No Gag "Mommie Beerest" GABF01
343 No Gag No Gag "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" GABF02
344 No Gag No Gag "Pranksta Rap" GABF03
345 No Gag No Gag "There's Something About Marrying" GABF04
346 Chalkboard346.png Beer in a milk carton is not milk "On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister" GABF05
347 No Gag No Gag "Goo Goo Gai Pan" GABF06
348 No Gag No Gag "Mobile Homer" GABF07
349 No Gag No Gag "The Seven-Beer Snitch" GABF08
350 No Gag No Gag "Future-Drama" GABF12
351 No Gag No Gag "Don't Fear the Roofer" GABF10
352 No Gag No Gag "The Heartbroke Kid" GABF11
353 No Gag No Gag "A Star Is Torn" GABF13
354 No Gag No Gag "Thank God It's Doomsday" GABF14
355 Chalkboard355.png A Booger is not a bookmark "Home Away from Homer" GABF15
356 No Gag No Gag "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" GABF09

Season 17[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
357 Chalkboard357.png Does any kid still do this anymore? "The Bonfire of the Manatees" GABF18
358 No Gag No Gag "The Girl Who Slept Too Little" GABF16
359 No Gag No Gag "Milhouse of Sand and Fog" GABF19
360 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XVI" GABF17
361 No Gag No Gag "Marge's Son Poisoning" GABF20
362 No Gag No Gag "See Homer Run" GABF21
363 No Gag No Gag "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas" GABF22
364 No Gag No Gag "The Italian Bob" HABF02
365 No Gag No Gag "Simpsons Christmas Stories" HABF01
366 Chalkboard366.png I am not smarter than the President "Homer's Paternity Coot" HABF03
367 Chalkboard367.png Teacher was not dumped—it was mutual "We're on the Road to D'ohwhere" HABF04
368 No Gag No Gag "My Fair Laddy" HABF05
369 No Gag No Gag "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story" HABF06
370 No Gag No Gag "Bart Has Two Mommies" HABF07
371 Chalkboard371-live.png First airing, live action opening:
I will not eat things for money 		"Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife" HABF08
Chalkboard371-2.png Subsequent airings:
I will not laminate dog doo
372 Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png I will not flip the classroom upside down
(The classroom is flipped upside down.) 		"Million-Dollar Abie" HABF09
373 No Gag No Gag "Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore" HABF10
374 No Gag No Gag "The Wettest Stories Ever Told" HABF11
375 No Gag No Gag "Girls Just Want to Have Sums" HABF12
376 Chalkboard376.png I will not leak the plot of the movie "Regarding Margie" HABF13
377 Chalkboard377.png Je ne parle pas français
("I do not speak French.") 		"The Monkey Suit" HABF14
378 Chalkboard378.png Have a great summer, everyone "Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play" HABF16

Season 18[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
379 No Gag No Gag "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer" HABF15
380 No Gag No Gag "Jazzy and the Pussycats" HABF18
381 No Gag No Gag "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em" HABF20
Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png During the episode, Skinner writes:
A baby beat me up
382 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XVII" HABF17
383 Chalkboard383.png We are not all naked under our clothes "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)" HABF21
384 No Gag No Gag "Moe'N'a Lisa" HABF19
385 No Gag No Gag "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)" HABF22
386 No Gag No Gag "The Haw-Hawed Couple" JABF02
387 Chalkboard387.png Frankincense is not a monster "Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" JABF01
388 No Gag No Gag "The Wife Aquatic" JABF03
389 No Gag No Gag "Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times" JABF05
390 No Gag No Gag "Little Big Girl" JABF04
Chalkboard390-inepisode.png During the episode:
So long suckers
391 No Gag No Gag "Springfield Up" JABF07
392 No Gag No Gag "Yokel Chords" JABF09
393 No Gag No Gag "Rome-Old and Juli-Eh" JABF08
394 Chalkboard394.png Global Warming did not eat my homework "Homerazzi" JABF06
395 No Gag No Gag "Marge Gamer" JABF10
396 No Gag No Gag "The Boys of Bummer" JABF11
397 Chalkboard397.png I will not look up how much teacher makes "Crook and Ladder" JABF13
398 Chalkboard398.png Pearls are not oyster barf "Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!" JABF12
399 No Gag No Gag "24 Minutes" JABF14
400 No Gag No Gag "You Kent Always Say What You Want" JABF15

The Simpsons Movie[edit]

Airdate Picture Gag
July 27, 2007 The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png I will not illegally download this movie

Season 19[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
401 Chalkboard401.png I will not wait 20 years to make another movie "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs" JABF20
402 The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.png The Wall Street Journal is better than ever "The Homer of Seville" JABF18
403 No Gag No Gag "Midnight Towboy" JABF21
404 I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.png I am not a FDIC-insured bank. "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" JABF19
405 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" JABF16
406 Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.png There is no such thing as an iPoddy "Little Orphan Millie" JABF22
407 Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.png The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens "Husbands and Knives" JABF17
408 No Gag No Gag "Funeral for a Fiend" KABF01
409 Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.png The capital of Montana is not "Hannah" "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind" KABF02
410 E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.png Teacher did not pay too much for her condo "E Pluribus Wiggum" KABF03
411 No Gag No Gag "That '90s Show" KABF04
412 No Gag No Gag "Love, Springfieldian Style" KABF05
413 The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.png The art teacher is fat, not pregnant "The Debarted" KABF06
414 No Gag No Gag "Dial "N" for Nerder" KABF07
415 No Gag No Gag "Smoke on the Daughter" KABF08
416 No Gag No Gag "Papa Don't Leech" KABF09
417 Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png A person's a person, no mater how Ralph "Apocalypse Cow" KABF10
418 No Gag No Gag "Any Given Sundance" KABF11
419 Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.png This punishment is not medieval.
[in medieval writing style] 		"Mona Leaves-a" KABF12
420 No Gag No Gag "All About Lisa" KABF13

Season 20[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
421 No Gag No Gag "Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes" KABF17
422 Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png Teacher's diet is working "Lost Verizon" KABF15
423 Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png There is no such month as Rocktober "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble" KABF14
424 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XIX" KABF16
425 Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png I did not see teacher siphoning gas "Dangerous Curves" KABF18
426 No Gag No Gag "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words" KABF19
427 MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png
MyPods and Boomsticks Couch Gag.png 		Prosperity is just around the corner

Additionally, during the couch gag: I will not bring the chalkboard home
(The chalkboard Bart is writing on has taken the place of the couch in the Simpsons' living room) 		"MyPods and Boomsticks" KABF20
428 The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png Jesus is not mad His birthday is on Christmas "The Burns and the Bees" KABF21
429 Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard "Lisa the Drama Queen" KABF22
430 HD opening.jpg HDTV is worth every cent

(This was the first episode to air in HD.)

"Take My Life, Please" LABF01
431 How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png "March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school "How the Test Was Won" LABF02
432 No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png I will not have fun with educational toys "No Loan Again, Naturally" LABF03
433 No Gag No Gag "Gone Maggie Gone" LABF04
434 In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks "In the Name of the Grandfather" LABF11
435 Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds "Wedding for Disaster" LABF05
436 No Gag No Gag "Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe" LABF06
437 The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone "The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly" LABF07
438 Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy "Father Knows Worst" LABF08
439 No Gag No Gag "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh" LABF10
440 No Gag No Gag "Four Great Women and a Manicure" LABF09
441 Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png It's 'Facebook', not 'Assbook' "Coming to Homerica" LABF12

Season 21[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
442 DSCN2656.png The class hamster isn't just sleeping "Homer the Whopper" LABF13
443 BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png Chalkboarding is not torture "Bart Gets a "Z"" LABF15
444 S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png I am not allergic to long division "The Great Wife Hope" LABF16
445 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XX" LABF14
446 The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png I do not have the hots for my mom "The Devil Wears Nada" LABF17
447 PaG - Chalkboard gag.png Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass "Pranks and Greens" LABF18
448 Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png Teachers' unions are not ruining this country "Rednecks and Broomsticks" LABF19
449 No Gag No Gag "Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?" MABF01
450 No Gag No Gag "Thursdays with Abie" MABF02
451 Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png The world may end in 2012, but this show won't "Once Upon a Time in Springfield" LABF20
452 No Gag No Gag "Million Dollar Maybe" MABF03
453 No Gag No Gag "Boy Meets Curl" MABF05
454 No Gag No Gag "The Color Yellow" MABF06
455 No Gag No Gag "Postcards from the Wedge" MABF05
456 Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png WWII could not beat up WWI "Stealing First Base" MABF07
457 No Gag No Gag "The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed" MABF10
458 American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png Hot dogs are not bookmarks "American History X-cellent" MABF08
459 Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png This counts as gym and art class "Chief of Hearts" MABF09
460 The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.pngThe Squirt and the Whale - Alt Chalkboard gag.png Original airing: South Park, we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared
International/online version: Je ne suis pas français (I am not French) 		"The Squirt and the Whale" MABF14
461 No Gag No Gag "To Surveil with Love" MABF12
462 Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png Eating my vegetables IS NOT a Mother's Day present "Moe Letter Blues" MABF13
463 The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png Batman is not 'nothing' without his utility belt "The Bob Next Door" MABF11
464 Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png End of "Lost": It was all the dog's dream. Watch us. "Judge Me Tender" MABF15

Season 22[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
465 Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png When I slept in class it was not to help Leo DiCaprio "Elementary School Musical" MABF21
466 Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png I did not see Teacher applying for welfare "Loan-a Lisa" MABF17
467 Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png I must not write all over the walls
(in the meantime is written all over the walls) 		"MoneyBart" MABF18
468 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XXI" MABF16
469 No Gag No Gag "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" MABF20
470 No Gag No Gag "The Fool Monty" NABF01
471 How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas" "How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?" NABF02
472 No Gag No Gag "The Fight Before Christmas" MABF22
473 Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png Candy canes are not elf bones "Donnie Fatso" MABF19
474 Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png January is not Bart History Month "Moms I'd Like to Forget" NABF03
475 No Gag No Gag "Flaming Moe" NABF04
476 Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png Prince is not the son of Martin Luther King "Homer the Father" NABF05
477 The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png I will not make fun of Cupid's dink "The Blue and the Gray" NABF06
478 No Gag No Gag "Angry Dad: The Movie" NABF07
479 The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png I'm not here on a spitball scholarship "The Scorpion's Tale" NABF08
480 A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png "Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank "A Midsummer's Nice Dreams" NABF09
481 Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket "Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing" NABF10
LIAMST In-episode Chalkboard Gag Homer.png In-episode (Homer):
I'm a grown man who's scared of his own son
482 No Gag No Gag "The Great Simpsina" NABF11
483 No Gag No Gag "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony" NABF12
484 Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother" "Homer Scissorhands" NABF13
485 Syndicated version:
It's Kristen Schaal, not Kristen Schall 		"500 Keys" NABF14
500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png International/online version:
Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"
486 No Gag No Gag "The Ned-liest Catch" NABF15

Season 23[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
487 No Gag No Gag "The Falcon and the D'ohman" NABF16
488 Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" NABF17
489 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XXII" NABF19
490 Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show? "Replaceable You" NABF21
491 No Gag No Gag "The Food Wife" NABF20
492 No Gag No Gag "The Book Job" NABF22
493 No Gag No Gag "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants" PABF01
494 The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png "Caucus" is not a dirty word "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" PABF02
495 Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png Cafeteria trays are not toboggans "Holidays of Future Passed" NABF18
496 Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png Tintin did not sucksuck "Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson" PABF03
497 D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png We do need no education "The D'oh-cial Network" PABF04
498 MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png There's no proven link between raisins and boogers "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches" PABF05
499 Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart "The Daughter Also Rises" PABF06
500 At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png Milhouse writes:
Bart's earned a day off 		"At Long Last Leave" PABF07
At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:
I ♥ the breakdown of society
501 No Gag No Gag "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart" PABF09
502 No Gag No Gag "How I Wet Your Mother" PABF08
503 No Gag No Gag "Them, Robot" PABF10
504 Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png Original/UK airing: The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours "Beware My Cheating Bart" PABF11
Beware My Cheating Bart Alt Chalkboard Gag.png International (except UK)/online version: Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"
505 No Gag No Gag "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again" PABF12
506 No Gag No Gag "The Spy Who Learned Me" PABF13
507 Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png Call your mother during the commercials. "Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda" PABF15
508 No Gag No Gag "Lisa Goes Gaga" PABF14

Season 24[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
509 Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt) "Moonshine River" PABF21
510 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XXIII" PABF17
511 No Gag No Gag "Adventures in Baby-Getting" PABF18
512 Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission "Gone Abie Gone" PABF16
513 Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.png I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in "Penny-Wiseguys" PABF19
514 A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png 20 more shoplifting days till Christmas "A Tree Grows in Springfield" PABF22
515 No Gag No Gag "The Day the Earth Stood Cool" PABF20
516 No Gag No Gag "To Cur, with Love" RABF01
517 Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png Teacher did not get fat over the holidays "Homer Goes to Prep School" RABF02
518 A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on "A Test Before Trying" RABF03
519 No Gag No Gag "The Changing of the Guardian" RABF04
520 RABF07 chalkboard gag.png I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word" "Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing" RABF07
521 No Gag No Gag "Hardly Kirk-ing" RABF05
522 No Gag No Gag "Gorgeous Grampa" RABF06
523 Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard) "Black-Eyed, Please" RABF09
524 Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png Jesus's last words were not "TGIF" "Dark Knight Court" RABF10
525 No Gag No Gag "What Animated Women Want" RABF08
526 No Gag No Gag "Pulpit Friction" RABF11
527 No Gag No Gag "Whiskey Business" RABF13
528 The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png
The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png
The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png
The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png 		This School is not falling apart (then the blackboard falls apart) "The Fabulous Faker Boy" RABF12
529 No Gag No Gag "The Saga of Carl" RABF14
530 No Gag No Gag "Dangers on a Train" RABF17

Season 25[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
531 Homerland chalkboard gag.png 25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment. "Homerland" RABF20
532 Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy "Treehouse of Horror XXIV" RABF16
533 Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)

(Marcia Wallace, the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)

"Four Regrettings and a Funeral" RABF18
534 YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png My School Schedule does not include a bye week. "YOLO" RABF22
YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png During the episode:
I will not drop a stitch
535 Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember "Labor Pains" RABF19
536 No Gag No Gag "The Kid Is All Right" SABF02
537 Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom "Yellow Subterfuge" SABF04
538 White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen" "White Christmas Blues" SABF01
539 No Gag No Gag "Steal This Episode" SABF05
540 Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png Original airing: Judas Priest is not "Death Metal" "Married to the Blob" SABF03
Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png International/online airing: If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying
541 No Gag No Gag "Specs and the City" SABF06
542 Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals "Diggs" SABF08
543 No Gag No Gag "The Man Who Grew Too Much" SABF07
544 TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's. "The Winter of His Content" SABF09
545 No Gag No Gag "The War of Art" SABF10
546 No Gag No Gag "You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee" SABF11
547 No Gag No Gag "Luca$" SABF12
548 No Gag No Gag "Days of Future Future" SABF13
549 WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting" SABF14
550 No Gag No Gag "Brick Like Me" RABF21
551 No Gag No Gag "Pay Pal" SABF15
552 No Gag No Gag "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" SABF18

Season 26[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
553 CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die "Clown in the Dumps" SABF20
554 No Gag No Gag "The Wreck of the Relationship" SABF17
555 No Gag No Gag "Super Franchise Me" SABF19
556 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XXV" SABF21
557 No Gag No Gag "Opposites A-Frack" SABF22
558 No Gag No Gag "Simpsorama" SABF16
559 No Gag No Gag "Blazed and Confused" TABF01
560 No Gag No Gag "Covercraft" TABF02
561 IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken "I Won't Be Home for Christmas" TABF03
562 No Gag No Gag "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner" RABF15
563 BNF - Chalkboard gag.png Snowmen don't have carrot penises "Bart's New Friend" TABF05
564 No Gag No Gag "The Musk Who Fell to Earth" TABF04
565 No Gag No Gag "Walking Big & Tall" TABF06
566 MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png Pixel art is not real art "My Fare Lady" TABF07
567 No Gag No Gag "The Princess Guide" TABF08
568 No Gag No Gag "Sky Police" TABF09
569 No Gag No Gag "Waiting for Duffman" TABF10
570 No Gag No Gag "Peeping Mom" TABF11
571 TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png Lisa writes:
I will not pay my sister to do my punishment. 		"The Kids Are All Fight" TABF12
572 No Gag No Gag "Let's Go Fly a Coot" TABF13
573 No Gag No Gag "Bull-E" "Bull-E"
574 No Gag No Gag "Mathlete's Feat" TABF16
Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg During the episode:

I will not fight the future


Season 27[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
575 No Gag No Gag "Every Man's Dream" TABF14
576 No Gag No Gag "'Cue Detective" TABF17
577 No Gag No Gag "Puffless" TABF19
578 No Gag No Gag "Halloween of Horror" TABF22
579 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XXVI" TABF18
580 No Gag No Gag "Friend with Benefit" TABF21
581 No Gag No Gag "Lisa with an "S"" TABF20
582 No Gag No Gag "'Paths of Glory" VABF01
583 No Gag No Gag "Barthood" VABF02
584 No Gag No Gag "The Girl Code" VABF03
585 No Gag No Gag "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles" VABF04
586 No Gag No Gag "Much Apu About Something" VABF05
587 Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4" VABF07
588 No Gag No Gag "Gal of Constant Sorrow" VABF06
589 No Gag No Gag "Lisa the Veterinarian" VABF08
590 No Gag No Gag "The Marge-ian Chronicles" VABF09
591 TBC chalkboard gag.png If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything "The Burns Cage" VABF10
592 HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png Skinner writes:
Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson 		"How Lisa Got Her Marge Back" VABF11
593 Fland Canyon chalkboard gag.png Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon "Fland Canyon" VABF12
594 TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift "To Courier with Love" VABF14
595 No Gag No Gag "Simprovised" VABF13
596 Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png Milhouse does not live below the puberty line "Orange Is the New Yellow" VABF15

Season 28[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
597 MBFC chalkboard gag.png This arm needs Tommy John surgery "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus" VABF20
598 FaF chalkboard gag.png I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in "Friends and Family" VABF18
599 No Gag No Gag "The Town" VABF17
600 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XXVII" VABF16
601 TButC chalkboard gag.png The first episode of the second 600 "Trust but Clarify" VABF21
602 No Gag No Gag "There Will Be Buds" VABF22
603 HWW chalkboard gag.png Being right sucks

(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which Donald Trump won, a result predicted in "Bart to the Future")

"Havana Wild Weekend" VABF19
604 DB chalkboard gag.png I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping "Dad Behavior" WABF01
605 No Gag No Gag "The Last Traction Hero" WABF03
606 No Gag No Gag "The Nightmare After Krustmas" WABF02
607 No Gag No Gag "Pork and Burns" WABF06
608
609 		No Gag No Gag "The Great Phatsby" WABF04
WABF05
610 FTZ chalkboard.png If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on Atlanta "Fatzcarraldo" WABF07
611 No Gag No Gag "The Cad and the Hat" WABF08
612 KKer chalkboard gag.png We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up "Kamp Krustier" WABF09
613 No Gag No Gag "22 for 30" WABF10
614 AFW chalkboard.png Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture" "A Father's Watch" WABF11
AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png In-episode (Lisa):
Everybody's a winner
AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png In-episode (Bart):
I did nothing wrong this week
615 No Gag No Gag "The Caper Chase" WABF12
616 No Gag No Gag "Looking for Mr. Goodbart" WABF13
LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png In-episode (Grampa):
I just wrote one and I'm already tired
617 No Gag No Gag "Moho House" WABF14
618 DogT - chalkboard gag.png Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift "Dogtown" WABF15

Season 29[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
619 No Gag No Gag "The Serfsons" WABF17
620 No Gag No Gag "Springfield Splendor" WABF22
621 Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png It's unfair to judge a president on his first 300 days "Whistler's Father" WABF16
622 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XXVIII" WABF18
623 Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png Hooligan is not a profession "Grampy Can Ya Hear Me" WABF19
624 The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be" WABF20
625 Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png We do not live in our own pee "Singin' in the Lane" WABF21
626 No Gag No Gag "Mr. Lisa's Opus" XABF01
627 Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png Snow Angels are not frozen hobos "Gone Boy" XABF02
628 No Gag No Gag "Haw-Haw Land" XABF03
629 FrinkGetsTesty Chalkboard.png Homer writes: "Strangling is not an effective parenting tool" "Frink Gets Testy" XABF04
630 No Gag No Gag "Homer Is Where the Art Isn't" XABF05
631 No Gag No Gag "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage" XABF06
632 Fears of a Clown chalkboard 1.png
Fears of a Clown chalkboard 2.png 		Bart writes "This is the last episode", then flips over the blackboard, and "April Fool" is written on it. "Fears of a Clown" XABF08
633 NGRGU Chalkboard.png April Showers did not date the President "No Good Read Goes Unpunished" XABF07
634 No Gag No Gag "King Leer" XABF10
635 XABF11 chalkboard.png Homer writes: "I will not bet with Bart on the Final four" "Lisa Gets the Blues" XABF11
636 No Gag No Gag "Forgive and Regret" XABF09
637 No Gag No Gag "Left Behind" XABF12
638 No Gag No Gag "Throw Grampa from the Dane" XABF13
639 No Gag No Gag "Flanders' Ladder" XABF14

Season 30[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
640 No Gag No Gag "Bart's Not Dead" XABF19
641 No Gag No Gag "Heartbreak Hotel" XABF15
642 No Gag No Gag "My Way or the Highway to Heaven" XABF17
643 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XXIX" XABF16
644 No Gag No Gag "Baby You Can't Drive My Car" XABF18
645 No Gag No Gag "From Russia Without Love" XABF20
FRWL In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png In-episode (on the street):
I will not order pregnant rats
646 No Gag No Gag "Werking Mom" XABF21
647 No Gag No Gag "Krusty the Clown" XABF22
648 Daddicus Finch Chalkboard Gag.png My pre-Christmas behavior really helps the coal industry "Daddicus Finch" YABF01
649 'Tis the 30th Season Chalkboard Gag.png The fat man who works one night a year is my dad "'Tis the 30th Season" YABF02
650 Mad About the Toy Blackboard gag.png My new year's resolution was to quit school "Mad About the Toy" YABF03
651 No Gag No Gag "The Girl on the Bus" YABF04
652 No Gag No Gag "I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can" YABF06
653 No Gag No Gag "The Clown Stays in the Picture" YABF05
654 101 Mitigations Chalkboard gag.png Chili fries do not go in like a lamb and out like a lion "101 Mitigations" YABF07
655 YABF08 chalkboard.png Bart draws a bracket tournament of his favorite person, with Krusty winning "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" YABF08
656 No Gag No Gag "E My Sports" YABF09
657 No Gag No Gag "Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy" YABF10
658 Girl's in the Band Chalkboard gag.png I am not a grandmother "Girl's in the Band" YABF11
659 I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh Chalkboard gag.png I will not write "Audit please" on Homer's tax return "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh" YABF12
660 D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 1.pngD'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 2.png Bart writes "Haw Haw!" on it, but then hits the blackboard, that turning around reveals Nelson attached to it with tape "D'oh Canada" YABF14
661 No Gag No Gag "Woo-Hoo Dunnit?" YABF15
662 CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag.pngCBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag (Marge).png In-episode:
I will not shirk my responsibilities (also written by Marge) 		"Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion" YABF16

Season 31[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
663 No Gag No Gag "The Winter of Our Monetized Content" YABF19
664 No Gag No Gag "Go Big or Go Homer" YABF21
665 No Gag No Gag "The Fat Blue Line" YABF22
666 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XXX" YABF18
667 No Gag No Gag "Gorillas on the Mast" YABF20
668 Marge the Lumberjill Chalkboard Gag.png Daylight savings isn't something I can spend "Marge the Lumberjill" ZABF02
669 No Gag No Gag "Livin La Pura Vida" ZABF03
670 No Gag No Gag "Thanksgiving of Horror" YABF17
671 TTWHTFM Chalkboard gag.png Todd writes "Idle hands are the Devil's tools" with two hands. "Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?" ZABF04
672 No Gag No Gag "Bobby, It's Cold Outside" ZABF01
673 Hail to the Teeth chalkboard.png Teacher spent New Year's Eve at home by choice "Hail to the Teeth" ZABF05
674 No Gag No Gag "The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson" ZABF06
675 No Gag No Gag "Frinkcoin" ZABF07
676 No Gag No Gag "Bart the Bad Guy" ZABF08
677 No Gag No Gag "Screenless" ZABF09
678 ZABF11 chalkboard.png Lisa writes "Bart is at a Doctor's appointment" "Better Off Ned" ZABF11
679 No Gag No Gag "Highway to Well" ZABF10
680 YABF13 chalkboard.png "School Online", written on the school blackboard "The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby" YABF13
681 ZABf12 chalkboard.png Homer writes "How did the boy get me to do this?" with Bart watching "Warrin' Priests: Part One" ZABF12
682 ZABF13 chalkboard.png I will stop reminding the principal I have a later bedtime than he does "Warrin' Priests: Part Two" ZABF13
683 No Gag No Gag "The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds" ZABF14
684 No Gag No Gag "The Way of the Dog" ZABF16

Season 32[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
685 No Gag No Gag "Undercover Burns" ZABF19
686 No Gag No Gag "I, Carumbus" ZABF18
687 No Gag No Gag "Now Museum, Now You Don't" ZABF21
688 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XXXI" ZABF17
689 No Gag No Gag "The 7 Beer Itch" ZABF15
690 No Gag No Gag "Podcast News" ZABF22
691 No Gag No Gag "Three Dreams Denied" QABF02
692 No Gag No Gag "The Road to Cincinnati" ZABF20
693 Sorry Not Sorry chalkboard gag.png I will not put laxatives in Santa's cookies "Sorry Not Sorry" QABF01
694 No Gag No Gag "A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas" QABF03
695 No Gag No Gag "The Dad-Feelings Limited" QABF04
696 QABF05 chalkboard.png I will never be a teacher's pet
(During the episode.) 		"Diary Queen" QABF05
697 No Gag No Gag "Wad Goals" QABF06
698 No Gag No Gag "Yokel Hero" QABF07
699 No Gag No Gag "Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?" QABF08
700 No Gag No Gag "Manger Things" QABF09
701 No Gag No Gag "Uncut Femmes" QABF10
702 No Gag No Gag "Burger Kings" QABF11
703 No Gag No Gag "Panic on the Streets of Springfield" QABF12
704 No Gag No Gag "Mother and Child Reunion" QABF14
705 QABF13 chalkboard.png I will not take advantage of Milhouse
Written by Milhouse while Bart escapes through the window.
(During the episode, on Terrance's evidence board.) 		"The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A." QABF13
706 No Gag No Gag "The Last Barfighter" QABF14

Season 33[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
707 No Gag No Gag "The Star of the Backstage" QABF17
708 No Gag No Gag "Bart's in Jail!" QABF18
709 Treehouse of Horror XXXII Chalkboard gag.png During the episode:
I hate rhyming couplets 		"Treehouse of Horror XXXII" QABF16
710 No Gag No Gag "The Wayz We Were" QABF19
711 No Gag No Gag "Lisa's Belly" QABF20
712 No Gag No Gag "A Serious Flanders (Part 1)" QABF21
713 No Gag No Gag "A Serious Flanders (Part 2)" QABF22
714 No Gag No Gag "Portrait of a Lackey on Fire" UABF01
715 No Gag No Gag "Mothers and Other Strangers" UABF02
716 No Gag No Gag "A Made Maggie" UABF03
717 No Gag No Gag "The Longest Marge" UABF05
718 No Gag No Gag "Pixelated and Afraid" UABF04
719 No Gag No Gag "Boyz N the Highlands" UABF06
720 No Gag No Gag "You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!" UABF07
721 No Gag No Gag "Bart the Cool Kid" UABF08
722 No Gag No Gag "Pretty Whittle Liar" UABF09
723 No Gag No Gag "The Sound of Bleeding Gums" UABF10
724 My Octopus and a Teacher chalkboard.png During the episode:
I will not express my feelings through chaos 		"My Octopus and a Teacher" UABF11
725 No Gag No Gag "Girls Just Shauna Have Fun" UABF12
726 Marge the Meanie chalkboard gag.png During the end credits:
I will not violate the law of entropy 		"Marge the Meanie" UABF15
727 No Gag No Gag "Meat Is Murder" UABF13
728 No Gag No Gag UABF14 "Poorhouse Rock"

Season 34[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
729 No Gag No Gag "Habeas Tortoise" UABF16
730 No Gag No Gag "One Angry Lisa" UABF19
731 No Gag No Gag "Lisa the Boy Scout" UABF21
732 No Gag No Gag "The King of Nice" UABF20
733 No Gag No Gag "Not It" UABF17
734 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XXXIII" UABF18
735 No Gag No Gag "From Beer to Paternity" OABF01
736 No Gag No Gag "Step Brother from the Same Planet" UABF22
737 No Gag No Gag "When Nelson Met Lisa" OABF02
738 No Gag No Gag "Game Done Changed" OABF03
739 No Gag No Gag "Top Goon" OABF04
740 No Gag No Gag "My Life as a Vlog" OABF05
741 No Gag No Gag "The Many Saints of Springfield" OABF06
742 No Gag No Gag "Carl Carlson Rides Again" OABF07
743 No Gag No Gag "Bartless" OABF08
744 No Gag No Gag "Hostile Kirk Place" OABF09
745 No Gag No Gag "Pin Gal" OABF10
746 No Gag No Gag "Fan-ily Feud" OABF11
747 No Gag No Gag "Write Off This Episode" OABF12
748 No Gag No Gag "The Very Hungry Caterpillars" OABF14
749 No Gag No Gag "Clown V. Board of Education" OABF15
750 OABF13 chalkboard gag.png I will not try to cram 750 characters into the opening credits... "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass" OABF13

Season 35[edit]

# Image Gag Episode Code
751 No Gag No Gag "Homer's Crossing" OABF18
752 No Gag No Gag "A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream" OABF16
753 No Gag No Gag "McMansion & Wife" OABF20
754 No Gag No Gag "Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story" OABF21
755 No Gag No Gag "Treehouse of Horror XXXIV" OABF17
756 No Gag No Gag "Iron Marge" OABF22
757 No Gag No Gag "It's a Blunderful Life" OABF19
758 No Gag No Gag "Ae Bonny Romance" 35ABF02
759 No Gag No Gag "Murder, She Boat" 35ABF04
760 No Gag No Gag "Do the Wrong Thing" 35ABF01
761 No Gag No Gag "Frinkenstein's Monster" 35ABF03
762 No Gag No Gag "Lisa Gets an F1" 35ABF05
763 No Gag No Gag "Clan of the Cave Mom" 35ABF06
764 No Gag No Gag "Night of the Living Wage" 35ABF07
765 No Gag No Gag "Cremains of the Day" 35ABF09

Specials[edit]

Airdate Picture Gag Special
September 28, 2014 The Simpsons Guy Chalkboard.png During the episode: I will not think about Bart anymore (written by Stewie Griffin) "The Simpsons Guy"
October 13, 2016 JKL - Chalkboard.png I will not make celebrities read mean tweets Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Comics[edit]

Simpsons Illustrated[edit]

# Release date Picture Gag Comic story
1 April 4, 1991 Simpsonsillustrated1.jpg I will not read this magazine in class N/A (front cover)
8 Winter 1992 The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg The armpit is not a musical instrument Return to Slander

Simpsons Comics[edit]

# Release date Picture Gag Comic story
1 November 1993 I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem The Amazing Colossal Homer
3 March 1994 The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma
12 September 1995 A soldier of Skinner writes
I will not practice Communist idealogy 		White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!
75 October 2002 ...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency ...The Permanent Record Room!
123 October 2006 Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png I will not watch TV in class Bobbing for Vengeance
Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png I will not survive the school year

Bart Simpson[edit]

# Release date Picture Gag Comic story
28 February 2006 Lisa the Vampire Croaker Chalkboard.png Wienerful is not a real word Lisa the Vampire Croaker
99 November 2015 Back Words Chalkboard.png I Will Do Better Tomorrow Back Words

Books[edit]

# Release date Picture Gag Books
July 31, 1991 The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png I will not juggle food in the cafeteria The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎
June 12, 2007 Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg Snail mail is not dead Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)

Products[edit]

# Release date Picture Gag Product
Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg Underwear should be worn on the inside
Mud is not one of the four food groups
I will not eat things for money
Funny noises are not funny
I will not sell school property
I will not charge admission to the bathroom 		Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock

Adverts[edit]

Picture Gag Advert
400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion. Sky 1 400th episode ad

Calendar[edit]

Picture Gag Note
The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png I will not tell a lie
The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg I will be a better principal and son Written by Principal Skinner
The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png Name here is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar

Trading cards[edit]

The Simpsons Topps[edit]

# Picture Gag
1 Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg Biting is unsanitary and rude
2 Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg I will not belch the national anthem
3 Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg I will not encourage others to fly
4 Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg Giving people wedgies is not clever
5 Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg I will not do anything bad ever again
6 Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg I will not drive the principal's car
7 Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg I will spend my time productively
8 Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg Tar is not a plaything
9 Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg I will not lie, cheat, or spit
10 Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom
11 Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg I will not add to our nation's problems
12 Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg Krusty the Clown is not God
13 Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg Hamsters do not eat onion rings
14 Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg I will not trade pants with others
15 Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg I will not do that thing with my tongue
16 Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg I will not undermine traditional American values
17 Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg Cursing is a crutch
18 Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg I am not a 32 year old woman
19 Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
20 Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg I will not sell school property
21 Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg I will not get very far with this attitude
22 Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg I will not overestimate my own popularity

Video games/Applications[edit]

Picture Gag Video game/Application Note
Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 1.png I am not a 32 year old woman The Simpsons: Bart's House of Weirdness Reused from the episode "Dead Putting Society".
Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 2.png I will not call my teacher hot cakes Reused from the episode "Homer's Night Out".
Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 3.png I will not skateboard in the halls Reused from the episode "Homer's Odyssey".
Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 4.png Tar is not a plaything Reused from the episode "Simpson and Delilah".
I will not burp in class. The Simpsons Screen Saver At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".
Reused from the episode "There's No Disgrace Like Home".
Simpsons Road Rage chalkboard.png This is not a clue... or is it? The Simpsons Road Rage Reused from the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)".

Other[edit]

EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012[edit]

Picture Gag Note
I will not under-provision servers. Written in Comic Sans.

Table Reading Room[edit]

Picture Gag Note
I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.


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