TwitterFacebookDiscord

List of billboard gags

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki

This is a list of all billboard gags.

Season 20[edit]

Episode number Image Text Character Episode Name
430 Billboard Take My life Please.png Krusty: Now Doing Funerals Krusty "Take My Life, Please"
431 How the Test Was Won Billboard.png Lost Child. No Reward. Milhouse "How the Test Was Won"
432 No Loan Again, Naturally Billboard.png Moe's Tavern: Now with Electricity Moe Szyslak "No Loan Again, Naturally"
434 In the Name of the Grandfather Billboard.png Pay for Septuplets, Get Octuplets Free! Dr. Nick "In the Name of the Grandfather"
435 Wedding for Disaster Billboard.png Support Your Local Bullies Kearney, Dolph, and Jimbo "Wedding for Disaster"
437 The Good, the Sad and the Drugly Billboard.png Luigi's: Home of the Breadstick Luigi "The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly"
438 Father Knows Worst Billboard.png Principal Skinner: I Paint Houses Seymour Skinner "Father Knows Worst"
441 Coming to Homerica Billboard.png Spider Pig: The Musical: Music by U2 and Alf Clausen Plopper "Coming to Homerica"

Season 21[edit]

Episode number Image Text Character Episode Name
442 Billboard Homer The Whopper.png If I Kill You, You Don't Pay — Dr. Nick Riviera Dr. Nick "Homer the Whopper"
443 Billboard Bart Gets a Z.png Kwik-E-Mart: Porno Now on Lower Shelf Apu "Bart Gets a "Z""
444 Billboard The Great Wife Hope.png The Leftorium: Next Right Ned Flanders "The Great Wife Hope"
446 Billboard The Devil Wears Nada.png Don't Face This Christmas Sober Duffman "The Devil Wears Nada"
447 Billboard Pranks and Greens.png Dr. Otto's "Wellness" Clinic Otto Mann "Pranks and Greens"
448 Billboard Rednecks and Broomsticks.png Springfield Retirement Castle Grampa (saying "Get me outta here!") "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
451 Billboard Once Upon a Time in Springfield.png The Fox Network: Still Sucking After 20 Years Maggie "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
456 Billboard Stealing First Base.png Dr. Nick's. Home of the one hour sex change Dr. Nick "Stealing First Base"
458 Billboard American History X-cellent.png Duff 200 - Nothin' But Booze Duffman "American History X-cellent"
459 Billboard Chief of Hearts.png Death and Taxes: Two Things I Avoid Mr. Burns "Chief of Hearts"
460 Billboard The Squirt and the Whale.png "Text Me Your Lunch Money" -ebully.com Jimbo "The Squirt and the Whale"
462 Billboard Moe Letter Blues.png Please abduct this child - Call Homer Bart "Moe Letter Blues"
463 Billboard The Bob Next Door.png Springfield Retirement Castle: New Vacancies Every Flu Season Abe Simpson, Jasper Beardley and Old Jewish Man "The Bob Next Door"
464 Billboard Judge Me Tender.png Krusty's One-Year Sobriety Special - CANCELLED Krusty "Judge Me Tender"

Season 22[edit]

Episode number Image Text Character Episode Name
465 Elementary School Musical - billboard gag.png Prof. Frink's Sex/Kill bot.

Make sure switch in correct position.

Professor Frink & his Sex/Kill bot "Elementary School Musical"
466 Loan-a-Lisa - billboard gag.png Springfield DMV

Wait Time: 38 Hours (The "38" turns to "39")

Patty and Selma "Loan-a Lisa"
467 MoneyBart - billboard gag.png Same as "Take My Life, Please", but with a Banksy graffiti Krusty "MoneyBart"
471 How Munched Is that Birdie in the Window - billboard gag.png Springfield Kwik-E-Mart:

Thoughtless gifts for people you don't like

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon "How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?"
473 Donnie Fatso - billboard gag.png Luxury Cars Missing One Window - NO COPS Snake "Donnie Fatso"
474 Moms I'd Like to Forget - billboard gag.png SPUCKLER DAYCARE CENTER

Just toss 'em in the pile

Cletus, Brandine and some of their children. "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
476 Billboard Homer the Father.png Springfield Seafood: 50% More Fish Eyes Blinky "Homer the Father"
477 Billboard The Blue and the Gray.png Springfield Dinner Theater:

Dr. Hibbert and Mrs. Skinner butcher Driving Miss Daisy

Julius Hibbert and Agnes Skinner "The Blue and the Gray"
479 Billboard The Scorpion's Tale.png Springfield Mall:

Free Retail Space With Every Purchase

"The Scorpion's Tale"
480 Billboard A Midsummer's Nice Dreams.png Springfield Wax Museum

We Fixed Our Air Conditioner

"A Midsummer's Nice Dreams"
481 Billboard Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing.png Do Not Accept Candy From This Bunny Moe "Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing"
484 Billboard Homer Scissorhands.png Mother's Day Special:

I'm Half Off

Mrs. Muntz "Homer Scissorhands"
485 Billboard 500 Keys.png GAIN WEIGHT NOW. ASK ME HOW. Homer "500 Keys"

Season 23[edit]

Episode number Image Text Character Episode Name
488 Billboard Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts.png Learn to speak Parrot Horatio McCallister "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
490 Billboard Replaceable You.png 30 LOST CATS. CALL ME. Crazy Cat Lady "Replaceable You"
494 Billboard The Ten-Per-Cent Solution.png Duffman is Mark Twain at the Springfield Playhouse Duffman "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
495 Billboard Holidays of Future Passed.png Bah Humbug and Happy Hanukkah:

Christmas Ignorers United.

Mr. Burns and Hyman Krustofsky "Holidays of Future Passed"
496 Billboard Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson.png Reelect Quimby

(screen changes) The Devil You Know For 18 Years

Joe Quimby "Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson"
497 Billboard The D'oh-cial Network.png Winter at Squidport.

Dead seals wash up daily

Springfield Squidport "The D'oh-cial Network"
498 Billboard Moe Goes from Rags to Riches.png Your New Channel 6 News Team Bumblebee Man, Brockman, Booberella "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches"
499 Billboard The Daughter Also Rises.png McBain's Valentine's Day Kick-Assacre.

Opens February 14th - Closes February 16th

McBain "The Daughter Also Rises"
500 Billboard At Long Last Leave.png The Kwik-E-Mart:

Yesterday's Food at Tomorrow's Prices

Apu "At Long Last Leave"
504 Billboard Beware My Cheating Bart.png 25 Years of Televised Stuff FOX "Beware My Cheating Bart"
507 Billboard Ned 'N' Edna's Blend.png Sleazy Sam's: Remember That Name Sleazy Sam "Ned 'N' Edna's Blend"

Season 24[edit]

Episode number Image Text Character Episode Name
509 Billboard Moonshine River.png McBain Capital:

Consider This a Hostile Takeover

McBain "Moonshine River"
513 Billboard Penny-Wiseguys.png SPRINGFIELD:

Unsolved Murder Capital of The World

Fat Tony "Penny-Wiseguys"
514 Billboard A Tree Grows in Springfield.png This is Not Santa; Do Not Let Him In. Snake "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
517 Billboard Homer Goes to Prep School.png Hair Bone Removal Clinic:

Live The Bone-Free Life.

Sideshow Mel "Homer Goes to Prep School"
518 Billboard A Test Before Trying.png Krusty: Live From Rehab! - 8PM Krusty "A Test Before Trying"
520 Billboard Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing.png Springfield Isotopes: Spring Training Tickets Available

Watch Me Get Ready!

"Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing"
523 Billboard Black-Eyed, Please.png Cletus' Road Kill Diner:

It's Fender-pickin' Good!

Cletus "Black-Eyed, Please"
524 Billboard Dark Knight Court.png Herman's Antiques (And Guns) Herman "Dark Knight Court"
528 Billboard The Fabulous Faker Boy.png If You Haven't Sent Your Mother Flowers, It's Too Darn Late! Seymour Skinner & Agnes Skinner "The Fabulous Faker Boy"

Season 25[edit]

Episode number Image Text Character Episode Name
531 Billboard Homerland.png Why Are You Moving Yourself?

Bully & Son Moving

Kearney and Kearney, Jr. "Homerland"
533 Billboard Four Regrettings and a Funeral.png One More Hour Till Milk Expires

Thank You Daylight Savings!

Apu "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
534 Billboard YOLO.png Santa's Lap -- The line is already forming!

Springfield Mall--Never leave!

Santa along with various kids from Springfield. "YOLO"
535 Billboard Labor Pains.png Monday Night Football at Moe's

The Screen is Now Clean!

Moe "Labor Pains"
537 Billboard Yellow Subterfuge.png Moe's Tavern - We Accept Most Fake ID's Moe and Nelson (on a fake ID) "Yellow Subterfuge"
538 Billboard White Christmas Blues.png Krusty's Kristmas Karol

With Sideshow Bob Hatchet

Krusty, Mr. Teeny and Sideshow Bob "White Christmas Blues"
540 Billboard Married to the Blob.png Lard Lad Donuts

Discreetly Super-Christian

Lard Lad "Married to the Blob"
542 Billboard Diggs.png St. Patrick's Day At Moe's

Leprechauns Drink Free

Moe and Leprechaun "Diggs"
544 Billboard The Winter of His Content.png This Easter Give Up Jesus for Lent

Temple Beth Springfield

Hyman Krustofsky "The Winter of His Content"
547 Billboard Luca$.png Same as "Take My Life, Please", but in "Simcraft" form. Krusty "Luca$"
549 Billboard What to Expect When Bart's Expecting.png Total Recall - All Items Tainted Apu "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"

Season 26[edit]

Episode number Image Text Character Episode Name
553 Billboard Clown in the Dumps.png Send Me Your Lunch Money Online!

Accepting Bitcoin

Jimbo "Clown in the Dumps"
563 Billboard Bart's New Friend.png You Tried the Rest--

Now Settle for Luigi's Pizza

Luigi "Bart's New Friend"
571 Montgomery Burns in The Jinx 2 Mr.Burns "The Kids Are All Fight"

Season 27[edit]

Episode number Image Text Character Episode Name
587 Tired of flowers? This year, send her fish! Horatio McCallister "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"
591 TBC billboard gag.png Easter Peeps: They never go bad because they were never that good Apu "The Burns Cage"
592 HLGHMB billboard gag.png Punch me in the stomach for $5 cash only Kirk Van Houten "How Lisa Got Her Marge Back"
593 Assistants wanted. Must be pretty and soft slapper. No dudes. Joe Quimby "Fland Canyon"
594 TCourierWL billboard gag.png Burly Paper Towels.

Nelson sprays two o on paper and it becomes Burly Pooper Towels.

Burly, Nelson "To Courier with Love"
596 Wiltered Mother's Day roses. 1% off Apu "Orange Is the New Yellow"

Season 28[edit]

Episode number Image Text Character Episode Name
597 MBFC billboard gag.png Why are they hitting themselves? How to bully-proof your kid Nelson "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus"
598 FaF billboard gag.png Dr. Nick Riviera

Tell me what, and I'll cut

Dr.Nick "Friends and Family"
601 TButC billboard gag.png "Beware rigged voting machines".

After some buzzing the text changes to "All voting machines fine"

"Trust But Clarify"
603 HWW billboard gag.png Cletus' Thanksgiving turkey eggs

Get to love it before you eat it

Cletus "Havana Wild Weekend"
604 DB billboard gag.png Costington's Open Thanksgiving

Celebrate your holiday by ruining others'

"Dad Behavior"
610 FTZ billboard.png Kwik-E-Mart.

Your 2 days to Valentine's Headquarters

Apu "Fatzcarraldo"
612 KKer billboard gag.png This St. Patrick's Day kiss the Barney stoned Barney "Kamp Krustier"