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| − | The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''[[ | + | The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''. |
| − | == [[ | + | == [[Season 1]] == |
| − | + | {{Table| | |
| − | {| | + | {{TH|#}} |
| − | + | {{TH|Image}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Gag}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Code}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|2}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not waste chalk}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|7G02}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|3}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}} | |
| − | |2 | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|7G03}} | |
| − | |[[File: | + | {{TBT|4}} |
| − | |I will not waste chalk | + | {{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[Bart the Genius]] | + | {{TB|I will not burp in class}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}} |
| − | |3 | + | {{TB|7G04}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|6}} | |
| − | |[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |I will not skateboard in the halls | + | {{TB|I will not instigate revolution}} |
| − | |[[Homer's Odyssey]] | + | {{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|7G06}} |
| − | |4 | + | {{TBT|7}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[File: | + | {{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}} |
| − | |I will not burp in class | + | {{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}} |
| − | |[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]] | + | {{TB|7G09}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|8}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|I did not see Elvis}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|7G07}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|10}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |6 | + | {{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}} | |
| − | |[[File: | + | {{TB|7G10}} |
| − | |I will not instigate revolution | + | {{TBT|11}} |
| − | |[[Moaning Lisa]] | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}} |
| − | |7 | + | {{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|7G13}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|12}} |
| − | |I will not draw naked ladies in class | + | {{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[The Call of the Simpsons]] | + | {{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}} |
| − | |8 | + | {{TB|7G12}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|13}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}} |
| − | |I did not see Elvis | + | {{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}} |
| − | |[[The Telltale Head]] | + | {{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|7G01}} | |
| − | | | + | }} |
| − | |||
| − | | | ||
| − | |||
| − | |[[ | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" | ||
| − | |[[Homer's Night Out]] | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | |11 | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | |Garlic gum is not funny | ||
| − | |[[The Crepes of Wrath]] | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | |12 | ||
| − | |||
| − | |[[File: | ||
| − | |They are laughing at me, not with me | ||
| − | |[[Krusty Gets Busted]] | ||
| − | |||
| − | | | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | |[[File: | ||
| − | |I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom | ||
| − | |[[Some Enchanted Evening]] | ||
| − | |} | ||
== [[Season 2]] == | == [[Season 2]] == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TRsT|14|2}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|7F03|2}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|15}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F02}} | ||
| + | {{TRsT|17|2}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|7F01|2}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:No image.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|18}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not trade pants with others}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F05}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|19}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F08}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|20}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|21}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F06}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|22}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F09}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|23}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not sell school property}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F10}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|24}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F11}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|25}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F12}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|26}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F13}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|27}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F15}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|28}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F16}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|29}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not sell school property}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F14}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|30}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F17}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|31}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F18}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|33}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F20}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|34}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F21}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|35}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not sleep through my education}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|7F22}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| − | + | == [[Season 3]] == | |
| − | + | {{Table| | |
| − | + | {{TH|#}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Image}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Gag}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|36}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|I am not a dentist}} | |
| − | |I | + | {{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|7F24}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|37}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|8F01}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|38}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|7F23}} |
| − | |' | + | {{TRsT|39|2}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}} |
| − | | | + | {{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}} |
| − | | | + | {{TRs|8F03|2}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard Bart the Murderer in-episode.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|40}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|8F04}} |
| − | |I will not | + | {{TBT|41}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|8F05}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|43}} |
| − | |I | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|8F06}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|44}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not fake rabies}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|8F07}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|45}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}} |
| − | |I will not | + | {{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|8F08}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|46}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|8F09}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|47}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|8F10}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|48}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not carve gods}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|8F11}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|50}} |
| − | |I will not | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I will not spank others}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|8F14}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|52}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |I will not | + | {{TB|I will not aim for the head}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|8F13}} |
| − | | | + | {{TRsT|53|2}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}} |
| − | |I will not | + | {{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}} |
| − | |[[Homer | + | {{TRs|8F15|2}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|54}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |I will not | + | {{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|8F17}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|55}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}} |
| − | |I will not | + | {{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|8F19}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|56}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|Funny noises are not funny}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|8F20}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|57}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not spin the turtle}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}} | |
| − | |[[File: | + | {{TB|8F21}} |
| − | |I | + | {{TBT|58}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not snap bras}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|8F22}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|59}} |
| − | |I will not | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I will not fake seizures}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|8F23}} |
| − | | | + | }} |
| − | | | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | |[[ | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | |I will not | ||
| − | |[[The | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | |I will not | ||
| − | |[[ | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | | | ||
| − | |I will not | ||
| − | |[[ | ||
| − | |} | ||
| − | == [[The | + | == [[Season 4]] == |
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|60}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F24}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|61}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|8F18}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|62}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not defame New Orleans | ||
| + | ''(Done as a response to "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]", which created controversy in New Orleans from [[Oh, Streetcar!#Long Before the Superdome|a song in said episode]])''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F01}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|63}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not prescribe medication}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F02}} | ||
| + | {{TRsT|65|2}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not bury the new kid}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|9F03|2}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:MargeBlackboard.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|66}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not teach others to fly}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F05}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|67}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F06}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|68}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|A burp is not an answer}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|69}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Teacher is not a leper}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F08}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|70}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F09}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|71}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not eat things for money}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F10}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|72}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F11}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|73}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F12}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|74}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F13}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|75}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F14}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|76}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F15}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|77}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F17}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|78}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Front]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F16}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|79}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F18}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|80}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F20}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|81}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|9F19}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| − | + | == [[Season 5]] == | |
| − | + | {{Table| | |
| − | + | {{TH|#}} | |
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| − | | | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|82}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|9F21}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|83}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|9F22}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|90}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|1F07}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|91}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|1F08}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|92}} | |
| − | |I will not | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|1F09}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|93}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|1F11}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|94}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|1F10}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|97}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|1F14}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|98}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}} |
| − | |- | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|1F15}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|99}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|1F16}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|100}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones |
| − | + | ''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|1F18}} | |
| − | |I will not | + | {{TBT|101}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|1F19}} |
| − | |I | + | {{TBT|102}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|1F21}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|103}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}} | |
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| − | == [[The | + | == [[Season 6]] == |
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|104}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F22}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|105}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|1F17}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|106}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not use abbrev.}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F33}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|107}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F01}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|110}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F04}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|111}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F05}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|112}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F06}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|113}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|114}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F08}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|115}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F09}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|116}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F10}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|117}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F11}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|118}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F12}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|119}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Bart vs. Australia chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F13}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|120}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will remember to take my medication}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F14}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|122}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F15}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|123}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:2F18 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F18}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|124}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F19}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|125}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F32}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|126}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F21}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|127}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F22}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|128}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|2F16}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| − | + | == [[Season 7]] == | |
| − | + | {{Table| | |
| − | + | {{TH|#}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Image}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Gag}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | | | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|129}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|2F20}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|130}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|250px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Bewitched]]" does not promote Satanism}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|2F17}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|131}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|3F01}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|132}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|3F02}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|133}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|3F03}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|135}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|3F05}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|137}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|3F08}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|138}} | |
| − | |I | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|3F31}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|139}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|3F07}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|140}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[Lisa | + | {{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}} |
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| − | == [[The | + | == [[Season 8]] == |
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Thumbnail}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|155}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|3F23}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|156}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|4F03}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|160}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard160.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|4F01}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|163}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The truth is not out there}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|3G01}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|164}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|4F08}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|166}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|3G03}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|173}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|4F16}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| − | + | == [[Season 9]] == | |
| − | + | {{Table| | |
| − | + | {{TH|#}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Thumbnail}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Gag}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | | | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|181}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I no longer want my [[MTV]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|3G02}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|183}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{Ch|Richard Gere}} story}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|5F01}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|184}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|5F03}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|186}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I will not tease Fatty}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|5F05}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|187}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|5F06}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|188}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|5F07}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|191}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|5F23}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|193}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|5F10}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|194}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}} |
| − | |- | + | {{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|5F12}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|196}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I was not told to do this}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|5F13}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|197}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|3G04}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|198}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[The Trouble with Trillions]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|5F14}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|200}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|5F09}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|202}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I am not the new [[Dalai Lama]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|5F17}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|203}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|5F18}} | |
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| − | == [[The Simpsons ( | + | == [[Season 10]] == |
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|205}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|5F21}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|207}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF01}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|208}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[When You Dish Upon a Star]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|5F19}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|209}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF02}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|210}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF03}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|211}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF04}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|212}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF05}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|213}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|My mom is not dating [[Jerry Seinfeld]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF06}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|214}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|215}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF08}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|216}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF09}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|217}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Hillbillies are people too}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF11}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|218}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF10}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|219}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF12}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|220}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|It does not suck to be you}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF13}} | ||
| + | {{TRsT|221|2}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I cannot absolve sins}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|AABF14|2}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface (In hieroglyphics)}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|222}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF15}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|223}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF16}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|224}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF17}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|225}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF18}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|226}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I'm so very tired}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|AABF20}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| − | + | == [[Season 11]] == | |
| − | + | {{Table| | |
| − | + | {{TH|#}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Image}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Gag}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
| − | | | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|227}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|AABF23}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|228}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Pork is not a verb}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|AABF22}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|229}} |
| − | |I | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I am not the last Don}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|AABF21}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|231}} |
| − | |I | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|AABF19}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|232}} |
| − | |' | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|BABF02}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|233}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|BABF03}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|234}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I can't see dead people}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|BABF05}} |
| − | | | + | {{TRsT|235|2}} |
| − | |I | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}} |
| − | | | + | {{TRs|BABF07|2}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|250px]]}} |
| − | |I will not | + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|236}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|BABF04}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|237}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will stop phoning it in}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|BABF06}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|238}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|BABF08}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|239}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|BABF09}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|240}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|My suspension was not mutual}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|BABF10}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|241}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|A belch is not an oral report}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|BABF11}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|242}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|BABF12}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|243}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|BABF13}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|244}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|BABF14}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|245}} |
| − | |- | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}} |
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| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|246}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|BABF15}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|247}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|250px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}} |
| − | |I | + | {{TB|BABF18}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|248}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|250px]]}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|BABF19}} | |
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| − | == [[ | + | == [[Season 12]] == |
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|250}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard250.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF20}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|251}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard251.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF17}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|252}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard252.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF01}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|253}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard253.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF04}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|254}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard254.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF02}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|255}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The nurse is not dealing}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF03}} | ||
| + | {{TRsT|256|2}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard256.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|CABF06|2}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard256 1.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|257}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard257.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Network TV is not dead}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|BABF22}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|258}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard258.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF05}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|259}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard259.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF08}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|260}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard260.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|261}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard261.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF10}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|262}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard262.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF12}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|263}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard263.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF09}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|264}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard264.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not scare the [[Dick Cheney|vice president]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Bye, Bye, Nerdie]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF11}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|265}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard265.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not flush evidence}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF13}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|266}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:CABF14 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF14}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|267}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard267.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF15}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|268}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard268.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|CABF16}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|269}} | ||
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| + | {{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}} | ||
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| + | {{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|JABF17}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|409}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF02}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|410}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF03}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|413}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF06}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|417}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF10}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|419}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>''[in medieval writing style]''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF12}} | ||
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| − | == [[Season | + | == [[Season 20]] == |
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
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| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|422}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Teacher's diet is working}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF15}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|423}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF14}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|425}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF18}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|427}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]] <br /> [[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Couch Gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner <br /> <br /> ''Additionally, during the [[couch gag]]:'' I will not bring the chalkboard home <br /> ''(The chalkboard Bart is writing on has taken the place of the couch in the Simpsons' living room)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF20}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|428}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF21}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|429}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|KABF22}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|430}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Take My Life, Please promo.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|HDTV is worth every cent | ||
| + | ''(This was the first episode to air in HD.)''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF01}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|431}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF02}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|432}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF03}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|434}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF11}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|435}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF05}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|437}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|438}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF08}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|441}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|LABF12}} | ||
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| − | + | ==[[Season 21]]== | |
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| − | | | + | {{TBT|442}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|LABF13}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|443}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|LABF15}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|444}} |
| − | |I am not | + | {{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I am not allergic to long division}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|LABF16}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|446}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|LABF17}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|447}} | |
| − | |I | + | {{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|LABF18}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|448}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|LABF19}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|451}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|LABF20}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|456}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|MABF07}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|458}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|MABF08}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|459}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|This counts as gym and art class}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|MABF09}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|460}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]][[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Alt Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared<br>'''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|MABF14}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|462}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|MABF13}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|463}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|MABF11}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|464}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|End of "[[Lost]]": It was all the dog's dream. Watch us.}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|MABF15}} |
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| − | == [[Season | + | == [[Season 22]] == |
| − | + | {{Table| | |
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| − | + | {{TH|Image}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Gag}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | |
| − | + | {{TH|Code}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|465}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|MABF21}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|466}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|MABF17}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|467}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}} |
| − | |I | + | {{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|MABF18}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|471}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|NABF02}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|473}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|MABF19}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|474}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|January is not Bart History Month}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|NABF03}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|476}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[Prince]] is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|NABF05}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|477}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|NABF06}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|479}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |January | + | {{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|NABF08}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|480}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|NABF09}} |
| − | | | + | {{TRsT|481|2}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}} |
| − | |I will not | + | {{TRs|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"|2}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TRs|NABF10|2}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|[[File:LIAMST In-episode Chalkboard Gag Homer.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|'''In-episode (Homer):'''<br>I'm a grown man who's scared of his own son}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|484}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|NABF13}} | |
| − | + | {{TRsT|485|2}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Kirsten schaal gag.jpg|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}} |
| − | + | {{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TRs|NABF14|2}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}} | |
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| − | == [[ | + | == Season 23 == |
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|#}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|488}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|NABF17}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|490}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|NABF21}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|494}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|PABF02}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|495}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|NABF18}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|496}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|{{W2|The Adventures of Tintin|film|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|PABF03}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|497}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|PABF04}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|498}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|PABF05}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|499}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|PABF06}} | ||
| + | {{TRsT|500|2}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|PABF07|2}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}} | ||
| + | {{TRsT|504|2}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''Original/UK airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"|2}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|PABF11|2}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Alt Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|507}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|PABF15}} | ||
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| − | + | == [[Season 24]] == | |
| − | + | {{Table| | |
| − | + | {{TH|#}} | |
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| − | | | + | {{TH|Code}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|509}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|PABF21}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|512}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|PABF16}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|513}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}} |
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| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}} | |
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| − | |I | + | {{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
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| − | + | {{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}} | |
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| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}} |
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| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}} | |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Homerland chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}} |
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| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV promo 4.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|RABF16}} |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.) |
| − | + | ''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}} |
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| − | + | {{TRsT|534|2}} | |
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| − | |[[ | + | {{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}} |
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| − | | | + | {{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TBT|535}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}} | |
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| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}} |
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| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}} | |
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| − | + | {{TB|'''Original airing:''' Judas Priest is not "Death Metal"}} | |
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| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|'''International/online airing:''' If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|542}} |
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| − | + | {{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}} |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's.}} |
| − | |I will | + | {{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}} |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag (TV airings).jpg|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|'''Original/Television broadcast airing:'''April Showers Do Not Bring Matt Lauers"}} |
| − | + | {{TRs|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"|2}} | |
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| − | | | + | {{TBT|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|'''International/online airing:''' You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}} |
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| − | | | + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} |
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| − | + | {{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|SABF20}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|561}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home for Christmas]]"}} | |
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| − | + | {{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|TABF05}} | |
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| − | + | {{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
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| + | == [[Season 27]] == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
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| + | {{TH|Image}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Code}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|587}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|591}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|If [[Villanova]] doesn't win we lose everything}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF10}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|592}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:'''<br>Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF11}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|593}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Fland Canyon chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF12}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|594}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF14}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|596}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF15}} | ||
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| − | == [[Season | + | == [[Season 28]] == |
| + | {{Table| | ||
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| + | {{TBT|597}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF20}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|598}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF18}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|601}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The first episode of the second 600}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Trust but Clarify]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF21}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|603}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Being right sucks | ||
| + | ''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in "[[Bart to the Future]]")''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|VABF19}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|604}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|WABF01}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|610}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|WABF07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|612}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|WABF09}} | ||
| + | {{TRsT|614|3}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|WABF11|3}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):'''<br>Everybody's a winner}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):'''<br>I did nothing wrong this week}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|616}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):'''<br>I just wrote one and I'm already tired}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|WABF13}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|618}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:DogT - chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|WABF15}} | ||
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| − | + | == [[Season 29]] == | |
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| − | | | + | {{TBT|621}} |
| − | |' | + | {{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|WABF16}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|623}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|WABF19}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|624}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TB|WABF20}} | |
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| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|We do not live in our own pee}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}} | |
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| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}} | |
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| − | + | {{TB|[[File:FrinkGetsTesty Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes:''' "Strangling is not an effective parenting tool"}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Frink Gets Testy]]"}} |
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| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|{{W2|April Showers|2009 film}} did not date the President}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[No Good Read Goes Unpunished]]"}} |
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| − | == [[Season | + | == [[Season 30]] == |
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| + | {{TB|'''In-episode (on the street):'''<br> I will not order pregnant rats}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[From Russia Without Love]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|XABF20}} | ||
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| + | {{TB|[[File:Daddicus Finch Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|My pre-[[Christmas]] behavior really helps the coal industry}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Daddicus Finch]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF01}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|649}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:'Tis the 30th Season Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The fat man who works one night a year is my dad}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[['Tis the 30th Season]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF02}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|650}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Mad About the Toy Blackboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|My new year's resolution was to quit school}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Mad About the Toy]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF03}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|654}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:101 Mitigations Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Chili fries do not go in like a lamb and out like a lion}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[101 Mitigations]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF07}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|655}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:YABF08 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Bart draws a bracket tournament of his favorite person, with [[Krusty]] winning}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[I Want You (She's So Heavy)]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF08}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|658}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Girl's in the Band Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I am not a grandmother}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Girl's in the Band]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF11}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|659}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not write "Audit please" on [[Homer]]'s tax return}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF12}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|660}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 1.png|300px]][[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 2.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Bart writes "Haw Haw!" on it, but then hits the blackboard, that turning around reveals Nelson attached to it with tape}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[D'oh Canada]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|YABF14}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|662}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]][[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag (Marge).png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''In-episode:'''<br>I will not shirk my responsibilities (also written by [[Marge]])}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion]]"}} | ||
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| − | + | == [[Season 31]] == | |
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| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Daylight savings isn't something I can spend}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|"[[Marge the Lumberjill]]"}} |
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| − | + | {{TB|[[File:TTWHTFM Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|[[Todd]] writes "Idle hands are the [[Devil]]'s tools" with two hands.}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?]]"}} | |
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| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Hail to the Teeth chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|Teacher spent New Year's Eve at home by choice}} |
| − | + | {{TB|"[[Hail to the Teeth]]"}} | |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|[[Lisa]] writes "Bart is at a Doctor's appointment"}} |
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| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|"School Online", written on the [[Springfield Elementary School|school]] blackboard}} |
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| + | {{TB|I will not put laxatives in Santa's cookies}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Sorry Not Sorry]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|QABF01}} | ||
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| + | {{TB|[[File:QABF05 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will never be a [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s pet<br>(During the episode.)}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Diary Queen]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|QABF05}} | ||
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| + | {{TB|[[File:QABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not take advantage of [[Milhouse]]<br>Written by Milhouse while [[Bart]] escapes through the window.<br>(During the episode, on [[Terrance]]'s evidence board.)}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|QABF13}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| − | == [[ | + | == Season 33 == |
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| + | {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXXII Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I hate rhyming couplets}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|QABF16}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|724}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:My Octopus and a Teacher chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not express my feelings through chaos}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[My Octopus and a Teacher]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|UABF11}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|726}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Marge the Meanie chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''During the end credits:'''<br>I will not violate the law of entropy}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Marge the Meanie]]"}} | ||
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| − | + | == Season 34 == | |
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| − | + | {{TB|I will not try to cram 750 characters into the opening credits...}} | |
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| + | {{TB|[[Lisa]] writes "I will not get detention just to practice cursive", then proceeds to get out of school with her bike.}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[Women in Shorts]]"}} | ||
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| − | | | + | {{TBT|September 28, 2014}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Guy Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} |
| − | |I will | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not think about Bart anymore (written by [[Stewie Griffin]])}} |
| − | |[[ | + | {{TB|"[[The Simpsons Guy]]"}} |
| − | + | {{TBT|October 13, 2016}} | |
| + | {{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|April 22, 2022}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:No image.png|150px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|'''In the credits:''' I will learn to prank my sister (written by {{Ch|Finneas O'Connell}})}} | ||
| + | {{TB|"[[When Billie Met Lisa]]"}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | == Comics == | ||
| + | === ''{{ap|Simpsons Illustrated|Welsh Publishing Group, Inc.}}'' === | ||
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| + | {{TB|April 4, 1991}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Simpsonsillustrated1.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not read this magazine in class}} | ||
| + | {{TB|N/A (front cover)}} | ||
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| + | {{TB|Summer 1992}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Dial "M" for Moe chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will never get anywhere by drawing crude cartoons}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[Dial "M" for Moe]]}} | ||
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| + | {{TB|Winter 1992}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[Return to Slander]]''}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| − | == [[ | + | === ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' === |
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| + | {{TB|November 1993}} | ||
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| + | {{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|3}} | ||
| + | {{TB|March 1994}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|12}} | ||
| + | {{TB|September 1995}} | ||
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| + | {{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes'''<br>I will not practice Communist idealogy}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|75}} | ||
| + | {{TB|October 2002}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}} | ||
| + | {{TRsT|123|2}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|October 2006|2}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not watch TV in class}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}} | ||
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| + | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ]]''}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|}} | ||
| + | {{TB|June 12, 2007}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Snail mail is not dead}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}} | ||
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| − | | | + | {{TB|1990}} |
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| + | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Advert}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | == Calendar == | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Note}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:1992 Calendar chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[The Simpsons 1992 Fun Calendar]], recycled from "[[Principal Charming]]"}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not tell a lie}} | ||
| + | {{TB|[[The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar]]}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will be a better principal and son}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]] in [[The Simpsons Calendar 2010]]}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}} | ||
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| − | + | === ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' === | |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}} |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|3}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|4}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|5}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}} |
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| − | + | {{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}} | |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}} |
| − | | | + | {{TB|I will spend my time productively}} |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything}} |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|9}} |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}} |
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| − | + | {{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}} | |
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| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}} | |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}} |
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| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|14}} |
| − | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| − | + | {{TB|I will not trade pants with others}} | |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}} |
| − | + | {{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}} | |
| − | + | {{TBT|16}} | |
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| − | + | {{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}} | |
| − | | | + | {{TBT|17}} |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|Cursing is a crutch}} |
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| − | | | + | {{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}} |
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| + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 1.png]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|''[[The Simpsons: Bart's House of Weirdness]]''|4}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Dead Putting Society".}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 2.png]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not call my teacher hot cakes}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Homer's Night Out".}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 3.png]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Homer's Odyssey".}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 4.png]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Simpson and Delilah".}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not burp in class.}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".<br>Reused from the episode "There's No Disgrace Like Home".}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Simpsons Road Rage chalkboard.png|320px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}} | ||
| + | {{TB|''[[The Simpsons Road Rage]]''}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)".}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|TBA}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not sell fake cheat codes}} | ||
| + | {{TRs|''[[The Simpsons Game]]''|9}} | ||
| + | {{TB|}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|TBA}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not sell real cheat codes}} | ||
| + | {{TB|}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|TBA}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not switch rating labels}} | ||
| + | {{TB|}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|TBA}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not use abbrev.}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Another Simpsons Clip Show"}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|TBA}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Bart Gets an "F""}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|TBA}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Fear of Flying"}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|TBA}} | ||
| + | {{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Realty Bites"}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|TBA}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|TBA}} | ||
| + | {{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}} | ||
| + | {{TB|Reused from the episode "The Canine Mutiny"}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | == Other == | ||
| + | === Table Reading Room === | ||
| + | {{Table| | ||
| + | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
| + | {{TH|Note}} | ||
| + | {{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
| + | {{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}} | ||
| + | {{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}} | ||
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[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]] | [[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]] | ||
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]] | [[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:51, November 11, 2024
The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
Contents
- 1 Season 1
- 2 Season 2
- 3 Season 3
- 4 Season 4
- 5 Season 5
- 6 Season 6
- 7 Season 7
- 8 Season 8
- 9 Season 9
- 10 Season 10
- 11 Season 11
- 12 Season 12
- 13 Season 13
- 14 Season 14
- 15 Season 15
- 16 Season 16
- 17 Season 17
- 18 Season 18
- 19 The Simpsons Movie
- 20 Season 19
- 21 Season 20
- 22 Season 21
- 23 Season 22
- 24 Season 23
- 25 Season 24
- 26 Season 25
- 27 Season 26
- 28 Season 27
- 29 Season 28
- 30 Season 29
- 31 Season 30
- 32 Season 31
- 33 Season 32
- 34 Season 33
- 35 Season 34
- 36 Season 36
- 37 Specials
- 38 Comics
- 39 Books
- 40 Products
- 41 Adverts
- 42 Calendar
- 43 Trading cards
- 44 Video games/Applications
- 45 Other
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