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{{TBT|250}} | {{TBT|250}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard250.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard250.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}} | {{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard251.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard251.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}} | {{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard252.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard252.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}} | {{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard253.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard253.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}} | {{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard254.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard254.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}} | {{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}} | ||
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{{TB|CABF02}} | {{TB|CABF02}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}} | {{TB|The nurse is not dealing}} | ||
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{{TB|CABF03}} | {{TB|CABF03}} | ||
{{TRsT|256|2}} | {{TRsT|256|2}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard256.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard256.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}} | {{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}} | ||
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}} | ||
{{TRs|CABF06|2}} | {{TRs|CABF06|2}} | ||
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{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard256 1.png|250px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard256 1.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}} | {{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}} | ||
{{TBT|257}} | {{TBT|257}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard257.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard257.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}} | {{TB|Network TV is not dead}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard258.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard258.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}} | {{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard259.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard259.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}} | {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard260.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard260.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}} | {{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard261.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard261.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}} | {{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard262.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard262.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}} | {{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard263.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard263.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}} | {{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard264.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard264.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I will not scare the [[Dick Cheney|vice president]]}} | {{TB|I will not scare the [[Dick Cheney|vice president]]}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard265.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard265.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}} | {{TB|I will not flush evidence}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:CABF14 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:CABF14 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}} | {{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard267.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard267.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}} | {{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}} | ||
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{{TBT|268}} | {{TBT|268}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard268.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard268.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}} | {{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}} | ||
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{{TB|CABF16}} | {{TB|CABF16}} | ||
{{TBT|269}} | {{TBT|269}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}} | {{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}} | ||
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{{TBT|591}} | {{TBT|591}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything}} | + | {{TB|If [[Villanova]] doesn't win we lose everything}} |
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}} | ||
{{TB|VABF10}} | {{TB|VABF10}} | ||
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{{TB|"[[Do the Wrong Thing]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Do the Wrong Thing]]"}} | ||
{{TB|35ABF01}} | {{TB|35ABF01}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|761}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Frinkenstein's Monster]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF03}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|762}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an F1]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF05}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|763}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Clan of the Cave Mom]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF06}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|764}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Night of the Living Wage]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF07}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|765}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Cremains of the Day]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF09}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|766}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[The Tell-Tale Pants]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF10}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|767}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[The Tipping Point]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF11}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|768}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Bart's Brain]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF12}} | ||
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{{TB|I will not read this magazine in class}} | {{TB|I will not read this magazine in class}} | ||
{{TB|N/A (front cover)}} | {{TB|N/A (front cover)}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|6}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Summer 1992}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[File:Dial "M" for Moe chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I will never get anywhere by drawing crude cartoons}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Dial "M" for Moe]]}} | ||
{{TBT|8}} | {{TBT|8}} | ||
{{TB|Winter 1992}} | {{TB|Winter 1992}} |
Revision as of 15:04, June 22, 2024
The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
Contents
- 1 Season 1
- 2 Season 2
- 3 Season 3
- 4 Season 4
- 5 Season 5
- 6 Season 6
- 7 Season 7
- 8 Season 8
- 9 Season 9
- 10 Season 10
- 11 Season 11
- 12 Season 12
- 13 Season 13
- 14 Season 14
- 15 Season 15
- 16 Season 16
- 17 Season 17
- 18 Season 18
- 19 The Simpsons Movie
- 20 Season 19
- 21 Season 20
- 22 Season 21
- 23 Season 22
- 24 Season 23
- 25 Season 24
- 26 Season 25
- 27 Season 26
- 28 Season 27
- 29 Season 28
- 30 Season 29
- 31 Season 30
- 32 Season 31
- 33 Season 32
- 34 Season 33
- 35 Season 34
- 36 Season 35
- 37 Specials
- 38 Comics
- 39 Books
- 40 Products
- 41 Adverts
- 42 Calendar
- 43 Trading cards
- 44 Video games/Applications
- 45 Other
Season 1
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Season 2
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Season 3
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Season 4
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Season 5
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Season 6
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Season 7
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Season 8
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Season 9
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Season 10
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Season 11
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Season 12
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Season 13
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Season 14
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Season 15
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Season 16
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Season 17
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Season 18
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The Simpsons Movie
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Season 19
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Season 20
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Season 21
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Season 22
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Season 23
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Season 24
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Season 25
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Season 26
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Season 27
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Season 28
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Season 29
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Season 30
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Season 31
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Season 32
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Season 33
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Season 34
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Season 35
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Specials
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Comics
Simpsons Illustrated
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Simpsons Comics
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Bart Simpson
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Books
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Products
Adverts
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Calendar
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Trading cards
The Simpsons Topps
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Video games/Applications
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Other
EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012
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Table Reading Room
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Visual gags
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