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− | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17. | + | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}} | {{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}} | ||
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{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}} | ||
{{TRs|8F03|2}} | {{TRs|8F03|2}} | ||
− | {{TBT|[[File: | + | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard Bart the Murderer in-episode.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}} | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}} | ||
{{TBT|40}} | {{TBT|40}} | ||
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{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}} | ||
{{TRs|9F03|2}} | {{TRs|9F03|2}} | ||
− | {{TBT|[[File: | + | {{TBT|[[File:MargeBlackboard.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}} | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}} | ||
{{TBT|66}} | {{TBT|66}} | ||
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{{TBT|114}} | {{TBT|114}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|250px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[ | + | {{TB|[[Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}} |
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}} | ||
{{TB|2F08}} | {{TB|2F08}} | ||
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{{TB|2F15}} | {{TB|2F15}} | ||
{{TBT|123}} | {{TBT|123}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:2F18 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}} | {{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|130}} | {{TBT|130}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|250px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|" | + | {{TB|"[[Bewitched]]" does not promote Satanism}} |
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}} | ||
{{TB|2F17}} | {{TB|2F17}} | ||
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{{TBT|181}} | {{TBT|181}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|250px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|I no longer want my | + | {{TB|I no longer want my [[MTV]]}} |
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}} | ||
{{TB|3G02}} | {{TB|3G02}} | ||
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{{TBT|196}} | {{TBT|196}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|250px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|I was told | + | {{TB|I was not told to do this}} |
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}} | {{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}} | ||
{{TB|5F13}} | {{TB|5F13}} | ||
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{{TB|BABF21}} | {{TB|BABF21}} | ||
{{TBT|250}} | {{TBT|250}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard250.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}} | {{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}} | ||
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}} | {{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}} | ||
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{{TB|CABF01}} | {{TB|CABF01}} | ||
{{TBT|253}} | {{TBT|253}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard253.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}} | {{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}} | ||
{{TB|CABF04}} | {{TB|CABF04}} | ||
{{TBT|254}} | {{TBT|254}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard254.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}} | {{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}} | ||
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}} | ||
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{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}} | {{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}} | ||
{{TBT|257}} | {{TBT|257}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard257.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}} | {{TB|Network TV is not dead}} | ||
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}} | {{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}} | ||
{{TB|BABF22}} | {{TB|BABF22}} | ||
{{TBT|258}} | {{TBT|258}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard258.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}} | {{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}} | ||
{{TB|CABF05}} | {{TB|CABF05}} | ||
{{TBT|259}} | {{TBT|259}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard259.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}} | {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}} | ||
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{{TB|CABF07}} | {{TB|CABF07}} | ||
{{TBT|261}} | {{TBT|261}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard261.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}} | {{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}} | ||
{{TB|CABF10}} | {{TB|CABF10}} | ||
{{TBT|262}} | {{TBT|262}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard262.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}} | {{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}} | ||
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}} | {{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}} | ||
{{TB|CABF12}} | {{TB|CABF12}} | ||
{{TBT|263}} | {{TBT|263}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard263.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}} | {{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}} | ||
{{TB|CABF09}} | {{TB|CABF09}} | ||
{{TBT|264}} | {{TBT|264}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard264.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|I will not scare the [[Dick Cheney|vice president]]}} | {{TB|I will not scare the [[Dick Cheney|vice president]]}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Bye, Bye, Nerdie]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Bye, Bye, Nerdie]]"}} | ||
{{TB|CABF11}} | {{TB|CABF11}} | ||
{{TBT|265}} | {{TBT|265}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard265.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}} | {{TB|I will not flush evidence}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}} | ||
{{TB|CABF13}} | {{TB|CABF13}} | ||
{{TBT|266}} | {{TBT|266}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:CABF14 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}} | {{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}} | ||
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{{TB|CABF15}} | {{TB|CABF15}} | ||
{{TBT|268}} | {{TBT|268}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File: | + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard268.png|250px]]}} |
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}} | {{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}} | ||
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{{TBT|281}} | {{TBT|281}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|250px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|Making [[ | + | {{TB|Making [[Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}} |
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}} | ||
{{TB|DABF07}} | {{TB|DABF07}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|250px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|250px]]}} | ||
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}} | {{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}} | ||
− | {{TB|"[[Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!]]"}} | + | {{TB|"[[Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!]]"}} |
{{TB|JABF12}} | {{TB|JABF12}} | ||
{{TBT|399}} | {{TBT|399}} | ||
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{{TB|KABF19}} | {{TB|KABF19}} | ||
{{TBT|427}} | {{TBT|427}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}} | + | {{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]] <br /> [[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Couch Gag.png|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}} | + | {{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner <br /> <br /> ''Additionally, during the [[couch gag]]:'' I will not bring the chalkboard home <br /> ''(The chalkboard Bart is writing on has taken the place of the couch in the Simpsons' living room)''}} |
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}} | {{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}} | ||
{{TB|KABF20}} | {{TB|KABF20}} | ||
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{{TBT|464}} | {{TBT|464}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|End of " | + | {{TB|End of "[[Lost]]": It was all the dog's dream. Watch us.}} |
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}} | ||
{{TB|MABF15}} | {{TB|MABF15}} | ||
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{{TRsT|504|2}} | {{TRsT|504|2}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours}} | + | {{TB|'''Original/UK airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours}} |
{{TRs|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"|2}} | ||
{{TRs|PABF11|2}} | {{TRs|PABF11|2}} | ||
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{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}} | {{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}} | ||
− | {{TB|"[[Ned 'n | + | {{TB|"[[Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda]]"}} |
{{TB|PABF15}} | {{TB|PABF15}} | ||
{{TBT|508}} | {{TBT|508}} | ||
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{{TB|PABF16}} | {{TB|PABF16}} | ||
{{TBT|513}} | {{TBT|513}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag. | + | {{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}} | {{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}} | ||
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{{TH|Code}} | {{TH|Code}} | ||
{{TBT|531}} | {{TBT|531}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File:Homerland | + | {{TB|[[File:Homerland chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}} | {{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}} | ||
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}} | ||
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{{TRsT|540|2}} | {{TRsT|540|2}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death | + | {{TB|'''Original airing:''' Judas Priest is not "Death Metal"}} |
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}} | {{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}} | ||
{{TRs|SABF03|2}} | {{TRs|SABF03|2}} | ||
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}} | + | {{TB|'''International/online airing:''' If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}} |
{{TBT|541}} | {{TBT|541}} | ||
{{TB|''No Gag''}} | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
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{{TBT|591}} | {{TBT|591}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything}} | + | {{TB|If [[Villanova]] doesn't win we lose everything}} |
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}} | ||
{{TB|VABF10}} | {{TB|VABF10}} | ||
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{{TBT|635}} | {{TBT|635}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:XABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:XABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes:''' "I will not bet with [[Bart]] on the {{ | + | {{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes:''' "I will not bet with [[Bart]] on the {{W|Final four}}"}} |
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets the Blues]]"}} | {{TB|"[[Lisa Gets the Blues]]"}} | ||
{{TB|XABF11}} | {{TB|XABF11}} | ||
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{{TB|''No Gag''}} | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
{{TB|''No Gag''}} | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
− | {{TB|"[[Woo- | + | {{TB|"[[Woo-Hoo Dunnit?]]"}} |
{{TB|YABF15}} | {{TB|YABF15}} | ||
{{TBT|662}} | {{TBT|662}} | ||
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{{TBT|705}} | {{TBT|705}} | ||
{{TB|[[File:QABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:QABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|I will not take advantage of [[Milhouse]]<br>Written by Milhouse while [[Bart]] escapes through the window.<br>(During the episode, on [[Terrance]]'s evidence board.}} | + | {{TB|I will not take advantage of [[Milhouse]]<br>Written by Milhouse while [[Bart]] escapes through the window.<br>(During the episode, on [[Terrance]]'s evidence board.)}} |
{{TB|"[[The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.]]"}} | {{TB|"[[The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.]]"}} | ||
{{TB|QABF13}} | {{TB|QABF13}} | ||
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{{TB|QABF14}} | {{TB|QABF14}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | == [[List of specials|Specials]] == | + | |
− | {{Table| | + | == Season 33 == |
− | {{TH|Airdate|width=150px}} | + | {{Table| |
− | {{TH|Picture}} | + | {{TH|#}} |
− | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | + | {{TH|Image}} |
− | {{TH|Special|width=300px}} | + | {{TH|Gag}} |
− | {{TBT|October 13, 2016}} | + | {{TH|Episode}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | + | {{TH|Code}} |
− | {{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}} | + | {{TBT|707}} |
− | {{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | }} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | + | {{TB|"[[The Star of the Backstage]]"}} | |
− | == Comics == | + | {{TB|QABF17}} |
− | === ''{{ap|Simpsons Illustrated|Welsh Publishing Group, Inc.}}'' === | + | {{TBT|708}} |
− | {{Table| | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TH|#|width=20px}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | + | {{TB|"[[Bart's in Jail!]]"}} |
− | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} | + | {{TB|QABF18}} |
− | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | + | {{TBT|709}} |
− | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXXII Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
− | {{TBT|1}} | + | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I hate rhyming couplets}} |
− | {{TB|April 4, 1991}} | + | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII]]"}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:Simpsonsillustrated1.jpg|200px]]}} | + | {{TB|QABF16}} |
− | {{TB|I will not read this magazine in class}} | + | {{TBT|710}} |
− | {{TB|N/A (front cover)}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TBT|8}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|Winter 1992}} | + | {{TB|"[[The Wayz We Were]]"}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}} | + | {{TB|QABF19}} |
− | {{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}} | + | {{TBT|711}} |
− | {{TB|''[[Return to Slander]]''}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | }} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | + | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Belly]]"}} | |
− | === ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' === | + | {{TB|QABF20}} |
− | {{Table| | + | {{TBT|712}} |
− | {{TH|#|width=20px}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} | + | {{TB|"[[A Serious Flanders (Part 1)]]"}} |
− | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | + | {{TB|QABF21}} |
− | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | + | {{TBT|713}} |
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[A Serious Flanders (Part 2)]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|QABF22}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|714}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Portrait of a Lackey on Fire]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF01}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|715}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Mothers and Other Strangers]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF02}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|716}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[A Made Maggie]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF03}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|717}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[The Longest Marge]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF05}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|718}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Pixelated and Afraid]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF04}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|719}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Boyz N the Highlands]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF06}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|720}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF07}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|721}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Bart the Cool Kid]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF08}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|722}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Pretty Whittle Liar]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF09}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|723}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[The Sound of Bleeding Gums]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF10}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|724}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[File:My Octopus and a Teacher chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not express my feelings through chaos}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[My Octopus and a Teacher]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF11}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|725}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Girls Just Shauna Have Fun]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF12}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|726}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[File:Marge the Meanie chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|'''During the end credits:'''<br>I will not violate the law of entropy}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Marge the Meanie]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF15}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|727}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Meat Is Murder]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF13}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|728}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF14}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Poorhouse Rock]]"}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Season 34 == | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|#}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Image}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Episode}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Code}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|729}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Habeas Tortoise]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF16}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|730}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[One Angry Lisa]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF19}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|731}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Boy Scout]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF21}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|732}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[The King of Nice]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF20}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|733}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Not It]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF17}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|734}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXIII]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF18}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|735}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[From Beer to Paternity]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF01}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|736}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Step Brother from the Same Planet]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|UABF22}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|737}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[When Nelson Met Lisa]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF02}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|738}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Game Done Changed]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF03}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|739}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Top Goon]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF04}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|740}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[My Life as a Vlog]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF05}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|741}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[The Many Saints of Springfield]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF06}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|742}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Carl Carlson Rides Again]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF07}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|743}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Bartless]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF08}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|744}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Hostile Kirk Place]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF09}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|745}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Pin Gal]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF10}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|746}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Fan-ily Feud]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF11}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|747}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Write Off This Episode]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF12}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|748}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[The Very Hungry Caterpillars]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF14}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|749}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Clown V. Board of Education]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF15}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|750}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[File:OABF13 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I will not try to cram 750 characters into the opening credits...}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF13}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Season 35 == | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|#}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Image}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Gag}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Episode}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Code}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|751}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Homer's Crossing]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF18}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|752}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF16}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|753}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[McMansion & Wife]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF20}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|754}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF21}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|755}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXIV]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF17}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|756}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Iron Marge]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF22}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|757}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[It's a Blunderful Life]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|OABF19}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|758}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Ae Bonny Romance]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF02}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|759}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Murder, She Boat]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF04}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|760}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Do the Wrong Thing]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF01}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|761}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Frinkenstein's Monster]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF03}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|762}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an F1]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF05}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|763}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Clan of the Cave Mom]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF06}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|764}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Night of the Living Wage]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF07}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|765}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Cremains of the Day]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF09}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|766}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[The Tell-Tale Pants]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF10}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|767}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[The Tipping Point]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF11}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|768}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''No Gag''}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[Bart's Brain]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TB|35ABF12}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | == [[List of specials|Specials]] == | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|Airdate|width=150px}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Picture}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Special|width=300px}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|September 28, 2014}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Guy Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not think about Bart anymore (written by [[Stewie Griffin]])}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"[[The Simpsons Guy]]"}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|October 13, 2016}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Comics == | ||
+ | === ''{{ap|Simpsons Illustrated|Welsh Publishing Group, Inc.}}'' === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|#|width=20px}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|1}} | ||
+ | {{TB|April 4, 1991}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[File:Simpsonsillustrated1.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I will not read this magazine in class}} | ||
+ | {{TB|N/A (front cover)}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|6}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Summer 1992}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[File:Dial "M" for Moe chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I will never get anywhere by drawing crude cartoons}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Dial "M" for Moe]]}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|8}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Winter 1992}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}} | ||
+ | {{TB|''[[Return to Slander]]''}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|#|width=20px}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}} | ||
{{TBT|1}} | {{TBT|1}} | ||
{{TB|November 1993}} | {{TB|November 1993}} | ||
Line 3,952: | Line 4,299: | ||
{{TBT|28}} | {{TBT|28}} | ||
{{TB|February 2006}} | {{TB|February 2006}} | ||
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Lisa the Vampire Croaker Chalkboard.png|200px]]}} |
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}} | {{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}} | ||
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}} | {{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}} |
Revision as of 15:04, June 22, 2024
The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
Contents
- 1 Season 1
- 2 Season 2
- 3 Season 3
- 4 Season 4
- 5 Season 5
- 6 Season 6
- 7 Season 7
- 8 Season 8
- 9 Season 9
- 10 Season 10
- 11 Season 11
- 12 Season 12
- 13 Season 13
- 14 Season 14
- 15 Season 15
- 16 Season 16
- 17 Season 17
- 18 Season 18
- 19 The Simpsons Movie
- 20 Season 19
- 21 Season 20
- 22 Season 21
- 23 Season 22
- 24 Season 23
- 25 Season 24
- 26 Season 25
- 27 Season 26
- 28 Season 27
- 29 Season 28
- 30 Season 29
- 31 Season 30
- 32 Season 31
- 33 Season 32
- 34 Season 33
- 35 Season 34
- 36 Season 35
- 37 Specials
- 38 Comics
- 39 Books
- 40 Products
- 41 Adverts
- 42 Calendar
- 43 Trading cards
- 44 Video games/Applications
- 45 Other
Season 1
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Season 2
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Season 3
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Season 4
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Season 5
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Season 6
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Season 7
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Season 8
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Season 9
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Season 10
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Season 11
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Season 12
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Season 13
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Season 14
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Season 15
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Season 16
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Season 17
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Season 18
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The Simpsons Movie
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Season 19
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Season 20
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Season 21
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Season 22
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Season 23
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Season 24
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Season 25
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Season 26
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Season 27
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Season 28
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Season 29
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Season 30
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Season 31
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Season 32
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Season 33
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Season 34
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Season 35
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Specials
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Comics
Simpsons Illustrated
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Simpsons Comics
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Bart Simpson
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Books
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Products
Adverts
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Calendar
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Trading cards
The Simpsons Topps
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Video games/Applications
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Other
EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012
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Table Reading Room
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Visual gags
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