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Springfield Heights

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Springfield Heights
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 30
Update: Springfield Heights
Springfield Heights Chapter 2
Required characters: Mr. Burns, Cookie Kwan, Homer, Lindsey Naegle, Celebrities

Springfield Heights is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. Parts 1-9 were introduced in the Springfield Heights content update while Parts 10-14 were introduced in the Springfield Heights Chapter 2 content update. It unlocks the Springfield Heights expansion.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns - Angry Smithers, what are those baboons doing in the break room?
Smithers Unfortunately sir, those are humans. The monkeys we trained have all been poached by competitors.
Homer - Angry I drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake.
Carl - Surprised Okay Homer, we all saw "There Will Be Blood".
Lenny And read Upton Sinclair's novel Oil!
Lenny - Surprised No wait, none of us did that.
Homer - Confused I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Homer - Happy All I know is that while you're doing it, I'm using this slanty straw I invented... to drink your milkshakes!
Smithers That's Homer Simpson, sir. He's pretty much the one baboon our competitors didn't get.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Homer Simpson, eh? Well he's given me an idea -- to reuse an idea I had twenty years ago.
Task: "Build Burns Slant-Drilling Co.". It takes 6 seconds.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns - Happy We struck oil, Smithers! Finally I can join the trillionaires club. I just wish it wasn't so lonely at the clubhouse.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Just me and those freshly killed endangered species waiting to be stuffed and/or cooked. Maybe I should hire staff.
Smithers Sir, an oil based economy usually brings two things to town: millionaires and an influx of young, brawny single men.
Mr. Burns So we'll both have something to look forward to.
Smithers - Sad Err, I'm not sure I follow you, sir.
Mr. Burns I'll have my financial peers and you'll have a lower wage due to increased competition. A Win-Win!
Mr. Burns - Sad But more millionaires could be a threat! Unless I owned their homes. Then I could be their...
Mr. Burns Smithers, what's the rich version of slum lord? Eh, let's just stick with slum lord.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Find me a real estate agent!
Task: "Build Red Blazer Realty". It takes 6 seconds.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark
Cookie Kwan - Happy Mr. Burns as a client? Finally, someone with the money, the gumption, and the money to build homes suitable for me to sell.
Mr. Burns - Angry Homes? These people buy homes for their dogs! I don't need homes - I need mansions! Although I will need some homes for their dogs.
Cookie Kwan The only area that fits that description is Springfield Heights. And lucky for you it's on my turf – the West Side.
Mr. Burns Ah, so that's west, is it? We've never really had a compass direction in this town before.
Cookie Kwan Unfortunately it's separated from the town by a chain of mountains.
Cookie Kwan If only there were someone in Springfield known to occasionally walk around throwing dynamite.
Task: "Make Homer Clear the Tunnel". The job takes 6 seconds.
Cookie Kwan - Surprised Thank you, Homer! Your haphazard use of explosives has cleared the tunnel.
Cookie Kwan It's collapsed before, and certainly isn't more structurally sound now... but it's open.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Cookie Kwan - Surprised Glor? Spang? Kleeb? What store is this and why does it only sell rejected fight sound effects?
Lisa - Shocked That's the Danish furniture store Shøp! They sell expensive-looking furniture and cheap horsemeat.
Cookie Kwan - Happy Classy on the outside, trashy on the inside – that's my target clientele!
Homer - Sad But where will all the trashy on the outside and trashy on the inside people shop? We can't afford those prices.
Cookie Kwan - Annoyed Then get off your lazy butt and get a second job. We all have them. It's the American way.
Lisa - Nagging What's your second job?
Cookie Kwan Real estate agent. My first job is blazer model.
Homer - Scared More work?!? I don't like the American way. Why can't we just ONCE adopt the Canadian way?
Message Tap on Shøp to produce Furniture. Use Furniture to build a Deluxe Condo.
Task: "Make Springfielders Collect Furniture at Shøp" (x2).
Task: "Build a Deluxe Condo". It takes 2 minutes.
After completing the first task
Cookie Kwan Mr. Burns, I've some Excel news.
Mr. Burns It's pronounced "Excellent." You left off the "lent."
Cookie Kwan No, I mean I crunched the numbers with Excel and realized that if we build "luxury" condos instead of mansions...
Cookie Kwan - Happy ... We can charge those moneybags full home prices for glorified apartments!
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Excellent. See, that's how you say it.
Message New Springfield Heights items available in the store!
Quest reward: Furniture.png5 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Cookie Kwan - Happy Gentrification is coming. I can smell it.
Comic Book Guy Allow me to try - I took an online sommelier course in nerd scents. Yes, I smell small-batch pour-over coffee and free wifi.
Comic Book Guy *sniff sniff* Two hour limit with purchase.
Cookie Kwan - Happy It's perfect. First the coffee shops come, then the brunch places, then the dog groomers, and then the dog brunch places.
Task: "Unlock Coffee Shop in Springfield Heights".
Task: "Make Springfielders Collect Lattes".
Task: "Upgrade a Deluxe Condo to Level 2".
After unlocking the Coffee Shop
Message Tap on Coffee Shop to produce Lattes. Use Lattes and Furniture to upgrade a Deluxe Condo!
After completing all tasks
The Rich Texan Oh shoot. My wallet's too full again and won't close. Quick sweetie, let's buy this here penthouse suite!
Paris Texan - Annoyed No, Daddy! Gross. I can't film my next reality show in a condo! People expect a certain level of class from reality TV.
Paris Texan Plus I need something big enough to fit an underwater confessional cam.
Quest reward: Latte.png10 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark
Cookie Kwan Most wealthy people have forgotten how to do the most basic of tasks.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed What? I wasn't listening. Smithers! Listen for me!
Cookie Kwan That's why we need to build something for the 1%'s assistants, trust fund managers, professional meat cutters, and mail order mistresses.
Task: "Unlock the Institute of Technology in Springfield Heights".
Task: "Make Springfielders Produce Smart Devices" (x2).
After completing the first task
Message Tap on the Institute of Technology to produce Smart Devices.
After completing all tasks
Manjula What is it, Apu? You stopped mopping. Is the bucket ready to be poured back into the Squishee machine?
Apu - Surprised I felt a chill - like Springfield finally decided to join the tech crunch. I'm not going to be the only Nahasapeemapetilon in the phone book for much longer.
Quest reward: Smart Device.png8 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark
Cookie Kwan Despite my love of the West Side, rich people tend to embrace eastern traditions – sushi, yoga, purchasing girls' underwear from a vending machine.
Moe I did yoga once back in the seventies. Only back then they called it yogurt, and it was a food not an exercise routine.
Moe I can also confuse yoga for Yogi Bear. You wanna hear that one?
Task: "Unlock L.A. Bodyworks in Springfield Heights".
Task: "Make Springfielders Produce Yoga Mats" (x5).
After completing the first task
Message Tap on L.A. Bodyworks to produce Yoga Mats.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark
Cookie Kwan - Happy My beautiful wealthy oasis is almost complete. Now we just need a healthy supply of prescription drugs for our bored housewives to get addicted to.
Dr. Nick - Happy Hi everybody!
Cookie Kwan - Annoyed No, your face is already on too many bench ads. You've been sullied by the butts of the poor!
Cookie Kwan I'd never stoop to a bench ad. Now a stoop ad, that's thinking outside the box. Hmm, a box ad...
Task: "Unlock John's Pharmaceuticals in Springfield Heights".
Task: "Make Springfielders Produce Pharmaceuticals" (x5).
After completing the first task
Message Tap on John's Pharmaceuticals to produce Pharmaceuticals.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark
Cookie Kwan - Sad We haven't had a single wealthy person move in! I don't deserve this real estate blazer or hot air balloon. Hot air balloons are for closers...and balloon enthusiasts.
Brockman Kent Brockman here, reporting on the public outcry for the rich and famous.
Brockman What will bring the elite class to this one horse town? Two horses? In this reporter's opinion – three!
Cookie Kwan - Surprised Of course!
Brockman - Angry The horses? That was my idea! It's copywritten!
Cookie Kwan No! We need a dog and pony show! But instead of dogs and ponies, we have celebrities and celebrity ponies.
Cookie Kwan - Happy Nothing attracts rich people more than red carpet events.
Task: "Unlock Heights Theater in Springfield Heights".
Task: "Make Springfielders Produce Hollywood Awards" (x5).
After completing the first task
Message Tap on Heights Theater to produce Hollywood Awards.
After completing all tasks
Cookie Kwan - Sad All the celebrities had Native Americans accept their awards on their behalf to protest Springfield Heights being built on an ancient burial ground.
Cookie Kwan - Annoyed Don't they realize that a haunted house counts as a built-in alarm system? It's a perk!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Cookie Kwan's exclamation mark
Cookie Kwan Hmmm... I can't tell if these are rich slobs so wealthy they don't care how they look, or just poor slobs.
Kirk What I lack in money, I more than make up for in lack of friends.
Comic Book Guy My comic book collection is priceless, because I can't find anyone who will buy it.
Wiggum Don't blame me. Blame that cop that got caught taking bribes and ruined it for the rest of us.
Lou That was you, Chief.
Cookie Kwan - Sad These people aren't Springfield Heights material! They're not even Springfield Bog People. We need a marketing miracle.
Task: "Unlock Marketing Agency".
New Character: Lindsey Naegle
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark
Lindsey Naegle Cookie, darling! What's the sitch? Selling cigarettes to kids? Selling elephants to poachers? Selling cigarettes to elephants?
Cookie Kwan We're selling homes to people in need... of a fourth home.
Lindsey Naegle That's it? Easy! It'll be like taking candy from a baby. And then selling that rebranded boutique candy back to the baby.
Lindsey Naegle I'll sell those homes faster than you can say here's a giant signing bonus!
Cookie Kwan Here's a giant signing bonus?
Lindsey Naegle - Happy Great! Cash is preferred. Now let's think of some advertising slogan like, "Blast Off to New Heights!" But not that.
Message Tap on the Marketing Agency to produce Ads to build an Exclusive Resort!
Task: "Make Springfielders Produce Ads" (x10).
Task: "Build an Exclusive Resort". It takes 8 hours.
Paris Texan - Happy A new resort just went up and it's exclusive, Daddy. Which room is mine?
The Rich Texan None yet, darling. But let me talk to our real estate agent!
Cookie Kwan - Happy On the top end, we have the deluxe suite, the ultra-deluxe suite and the sweet suite.
The Rich Texan Great. Put 'em all together, and that will be the closet for whatever even bigger suite I end up buying.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 12[edit]

After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Y'arr. Have you considered a partnership with the Squidport for your new luxury condos? Our bid comes with a washed-up whale carcass.
Sea Captain Think of all the lamps you can light with that blubber. Arrr!!!
Lindsey Naegle - Annoyed Forget it, Captain Kangaroo. The Squidport is going down like Atlantis. Sink it boys!
Lindsey Naegle Oh, we can't do that? Well then, let's build our own.
Task: "Place Ornate Pier".
Task: "Place Ornate Pier Tiles" (x3).
Task: "Build Elite Yacht Club". It takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 13[edit]

After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark
Lindsey Naegle The only bad press is no press. Just ask Harvey Finbleton.
Cookie Kwan Who?
Lindsey Naegle Exactly! We need to throw a fancy party and encourage famous people to embarrass themselves.
Cookie Kwan We do have some famous actors in town, like the boy who almost became Radioactive Boy.
Lindsey Naegle - Surprised NO CHILDREN!
Lindsey Naegle - Annoyed If I wanted to be hugged by sticky hands, I'd have stayed in that Women in the Workplace Jello Wrestling networking group.
Task: "Make Lindsey Naegle Keep Kids Out of Party". The job takes place at the Elite Yacht Club and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Celebrities Attend A Lavish Party" (x3). The jobs take place at the Elite Yacht Club and take 6 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 14[edit]

After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark
Lindsey Naegle The pictures I leaked to SMZ have caught fire! Literally. Apparently people in this town love to burn things.
Wiggum I'd arrest the people that vandalized those pictures, but it happened in international waters.
Cookie Kwan - Annoyed It was on the dock...
Wiggum Sounds like outside of my jurisdiction to me. Same as for under bridges, or inside buildings.
Lindsey Naegle - Annoyed The police in this town are useless.
Cookie Kwan Are you thinking we should initiate sweeping police reforms?
Lindsey Naegle No, I'm thinking we should create our own lands with our own laws. Lands surrounded by water! I call them... me-lands.
Cookie Kwan You mean islands?
Lindsey Naegle Pretty sure it's me, not I.
Task: "Give an Impassioned Speech". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Build Private Island". It takes 4 hours.
The Rich Texan I just found a receipt for a private island in my pocket.
The Rich Texan - Sad Call Dr. Hibbert, I think I'm sleep-buying again.
Paris Texan - Happy Oh! Can we keep it, Daddy? Can we?
Paris Texan My Best Frenemy Forever, Nicole, is going to die when she finds out.
Paris Texan She thinks she's so much better than everyone because of her private isthmus.
Quest reward: Cash2,500 and XP250