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Lindsey Naegle

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Lindsey Naegle
Lindsey Naegle.png
Artwork of Lindsey Naegle from The Simpsons: Tapped Out
Character Information
Gender:
Female ♀
Status:
Alive
Hair: Blonde
Occupation: Various
First appearance: "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Voiced by: Tress MacNeille


Lindsey Naegle (often spelt Lindsay Naegle) is a resident of Springfield and is often known as Springfield's residential business link.

Personality

Lindsey is known to be a common youth-hater. Lindsey, outraged at paying high damages for a particular riot that the youth have caused, formed an anti-youth group named SSCCATAGAPP (Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples And Teens And Gays Against Parasitic Parents), and lobbied to deprive Springfield of all child-friendly things. Her campaign nearly succeeded, but was thwarted at the last moment when Bart, Lisa, and the other kids in Springfield hugged all the adults, infecting them with "kid germs". The adults collapsed with sickness and weren't able to vote, causing the campaign to fail.[1]

An alcoholic (she says so matter-of-factly to Homer when she appears in Moe's Tavern), it is later revealed that she is the head of the Alcoholics Anonymous branch in Springfield. At meetings she says "So we all know why we're here - to be sober .. and to network!"[2]

She is often seen as a member of the Springfield Republican Party. However, she was once seen attending a Democratic Party meeting.[3]

Lindsey tends to flatly admit things that others would be embarrassed to admit. She acknowledged being a registered sexual predator[4] and that she cannot cry due to a botched face lift.[5]

She is the host of the R.O.C.C., the Remote Onsite Correctional Center, a new detention center for Springfield Elementary School.[6]

Jobs

Lindsey has popped up in several capacities, seemingly working at a different job every time she appears. The variety of her jobs is to such an extent that she has made business cards reading simply "Does Everything".[7] Job titles have included the aforementioned network executive, as well as marketing researcher, financial planner (making a point that she wasn't a financial consultant), public relations consultant, venture capitalist, advertising executive, cell phone company exec. and executive with the Child Development Group. After she introduces herself (again) to Homer and Marge, Marge says, "We've met you many times, Ms. Naegle; why do you keep changing jobs?" To which she flatly replies, "I'm a sexual predator".[8] She later becomes a replacement for Smithers when he quits the Power Plant.[9] She was a Mr. Burns' advisor in his business reconstruction of the First Church of Springfield.[10]

Love life

Naegle once dated Ned Flanders, but the date was interrupted by Naegle receiving a fax (from a fax machine strapped to her leg) which indicated she had been indicted. She is an enthusiastic practitioner of the childfree lifestyle, and at one point spearheads a movement to make Springfield less child-friendly. Once romantically linked with Judge Roy Snyder, she is a graduate from the Wharton Business School. She is a stereotypical upper management executive, and her ventures almost always promote the business buzzword "synergy". Marge told Homer that if she died, he would be allowed to remarry to Naegle, as seen on a list in the back of his closet.[11]

It is implied that she's been sleeping with Krusty the Clown, as both were giggling and blushing.[12] She has also been seen with Moe Szyslak,[13][14] Sea Captain,[15][16] Disco Stu,[17] Blue-haired lawyer,[18] Rainier Wolfcastle,[19] Lenny,[20] and Kent Brockman.[21][22]

Non-canon

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"Red".

Before becoming a rich socialite, Lindsey Naegle used to be a jewel thief and brought big jobs to her partners, Sarah Wiggum, Bette, and Erin. At this time, Lindsey went by the name "Red", and had red hair. On a robbery of jewels from a penthouse, Lindsey sounded the alarm and turned on Bette and Erin, whilst Sarah was busy with Clancy Wiggum. This led to Bette and Erin getting arrested whilst Lindsey made off with the jewels. Lindsey sold most of the jewels but kept the hourglass diamond, which she had placed in a tiara.[23]

The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Lindsey Naegle

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Lindsey Naegle
Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message
Lindsey Naegle.png FREE Level 30
Springfield Heights Pt. 10
Marketing Agency Children are the future. Today belongs to me!
Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name
139000 Adult, Regular Characters, Regular Female, Republican, Rich People, Preppers LindseyNaegle

Prepper Lindsey Naegle

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Prepper Lindsey Naegle
Image Cost Unlock method Unlock message Costume of
Prepper Lindsey Naegle.png Buzz Cola37,000 Bart Royale
Act 2 Prize
I can teach you the skills you need to survive any crisis. Lindsey Naegle.png
Lindsey Naegle
Donut20 Thanksgiving 2018, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey
Premium (Alter Egos Mystery Box)
Technical Information ID Quest(s) Internal Name
194007 Proper Prepping PrepperLindseyNaegle
Taps Final Update
Wave Cost Release
3 Donut60 October 8, 2024

Behind the Laughter

  • Lindsey makes her first appearance in "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show". In this episode, her character was simply referred to as "Female Network Executive", and had brunette hair instead of her usual blonde hair. She later returned in "Girly Edition". In "They Saved Lisa's Brain", the character was introduced as Lindsey Naegle, a member of the Springfield Mensa Society and head of Advanced Capital Ventures, specializing in synergy and books on how to cheat at bridge.
  • In The Simpsons: Tapped Out, she was referred to Lindsay Naegle in the files and dialogues, but that was corrected in the Bart Royale content update.

Appearances

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References

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