The Simpsons: Tapped Out Heaven Won't Wait content update

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"God is finally fed up with the human race and decides to test humanity one more time by dropping a new Garden of Eden in Springfield. But when Lisa points out a theological loophole and recruits Jesus to humanity's side, God gets exasperated and declares no one will be allowed into Heaven anymore, which prompts the locals to immediately start building their own Heaven on Earth – or at least a theme park version of it. God returns even more upset and decides to abandon humanity completely. Desperate to win back God's attention, Springfield decides to put on a show. Will this please God and save Springfield or will He get his Apocalypse on...?"

―Event description

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Heaven Won't Wait is the two hundred thirty-fifth content update of The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It started on April 12, 2023 and ended on May 17, 2023.

Note

All items with this icon on the last column of the table are also available for just 30 in the Yearbook Mystery Box!

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes Angela Unlocks after completing The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 5. Shakespeare 150 Unlocks with Candy Heaven. St. Peter Unlocks with Heavenly Golf Course. Beethoven Unlocks with Heavenly Deaf Jam. Temptation Serpent Unlocks with Tray of 132 Donuts.

Returning

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes Yearbook MB Moses 80 Father Sean 100 Old Scratch 130 Unlocks with Flanders' Personal Hell. Baby Jesus 150 Unlocks with Baby Jesus' House. Pope Unlocks with St. Paul's Basilica. The Leader Unlocks with Movementarian Compound. King Herod Unlocks with Herod's Citadel. The Dalai Lama Unlocks with Jogyesa Temple. The Devil Unlocks with Hellscape. Andre 175 Unlocks with Heaven. Geoffrey Chaucer Unlocks with Westminster Abbey. Oscar Wilde Rachel Jordan 185 Unlocks in Praiseland Promotion. Jesus Christ 199 Unlocks with Heavenly Swing Set. Yahweh 250 Unlocks with Jewish Walk of Fame. God 777 Unlocks with The Ten Commandments.

Outfits

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes Adam Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 5. Eve 150 Unlocks in Garden of Eden w/ Eve bundle. Angel Flanders Unlocks with Heavenly Water Slide.

Returning

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes Krusty the Christian 150 Unlocks with Evil Candy Cave.

Pets

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes Gary the Unicorn Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 3.

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes Barnacle Bay Church 4h Hosting Fishy Sermons Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 1. Springfield Cathedral Hosting Pretentious Sermons Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 4. The Jesus Cube Hosting Holy Hangouts Unlocks after completing The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 2. Heavenly Pedicure Hut Making Toes Divinely Presentable Unlocks after completing "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 2. Regular Heaven Housing Boring Dead People Unlocks after completing "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 4. Heaven Reception Orienting the Newly Deceased Unlocks after completing "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 5. Heavenly Showroom Entertaining the Righteous Dead Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 2. Celebrity Heaven Housing Celebrity Dead People Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 4. Hindu Heaven Confusing Theologians Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 5. Garden of Eden 150 6s Sheltering Innocent Creatures Unlocks in Garden of Eden w/ Eve bundle.

Returning

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes Yearbook MB Rockin' Ark 25 6s Getting People Sick in Pairs Also unlocks in Praiseland Promotion. Chocolate Chapel 40 Worshipping a Higher Chocolate Power Tower of Babel 45 The Original Stairway to Heaven Bethlehem Inn 60 Rejecting Everyone Equally Bob's Big Buddha Enlightening Tastebuds Jewish Heaven 65 Even the Clouds are Kosher First Church of Lard Lad 70 Worshipping the Holy Donut Old Cathedral 80 4h Selling Piety for Pittance Medieval Cathedral Making Great Acoustics St. Paul's Cathedral 90 Surviving the Blitz Baby Jesus' House 150 6s Throwing a Rager Unlocks Baby Jesus. St. Paul's Basilica Selling Sleeve and Sandal Covers Unlocks Pope. Movementarian Compound Reshooting the Welcome Video Unlocks The Leader. Herod's Citadel Murdering Dissenters Unlocks King Herod. Jogyesa Temple Polishing the Buddha Statue Unlocks The Dalai Lama. Hellscape Taxing the Damned for Eternity Unlocks The Devil. Westminster Abbey 175 For Whom the Bell Doesn't Toll Unlocks Geoffrey Chaucer and Occar Wilde. Solomon's Temple Charging People to Look Directly At the Ark Unlocks in Praiseland Promotion. Heavenly Swing Set 199 Amusing Saviors Unlocks Jesus Christ. Jewish Walk of Fame 250 Chiseling Orthodox Sidewalk Stars Unlocks Yahweh.

Building skins

Image Name Cost Notes Crushed Flanders' House Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 2.

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes Tree of Knowledge Unlocks after completing Children of an Angry God Pt. 2. Rapture Bus Unlocks after completing The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 3. Heavenly Playscape Unlocks after completing The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 4. Heavenly Garage 20 Unlocks after completing "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 1. Purchasable after unlock. St. Peter's Desk Unlocks after completing "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 3. Vacant Cloud 10 Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 1. Purchasable after unlock. Gates of Heaven Unlocks with Gates of Heaven Bundle. Heavenly Fence 2 Unlocks with Gates of Heaven Bundle. Purchasable after unlock. Candy Heaven 150 Unlocks Shakespeare. Heavenly Water Slide Unlocks Angel Flanders. Heavenly Golf Course Unlocks St. Peter. Heavenly Deaf Jam Unlocks Beethoven.

Returning

Image Name Cost Notes Cult Flying Saucer 10 The Rappin' Rabbis Foo Temple Dog Dunk the Monk 20 Torii Rotating Religious Holo-Statue 30 Ice God Praiseland Statue 40 Goat Head Statue The Stable at the Inn 45 Nativity Recycling 50 Pagan Hall 60 Shinto Shrine 75 Flanders' Personal Hell 130 Unlocks Old Scratch. Nativity Scene 150 Evil Candy Cave Unlocks Krusty the Christian. Heaven 175 Unlocks Andre. Praiseland Gate Unlocks in Praiseland Promotion. Praiseland Wall Forbidden Tree The Ten Commandments 777 Unlocks God.

Bundles

Image Name Cost Notes Contents Gates of Heaven Bundle Unlocks after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 3. Gates of Heaven and Heavenly Fence x14 Heavenly Fence Bundle 20 Available after completing A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 3. Heavenly Fence x20 Garden of Eden 150 Garden of Eden and Eve Praiseland Promotion 185 Rachel Jordan, Praiseland Wall x15, Solomon's Temple, Rockin' Ark, Forbidden Tree, Tree x4, Shrub x8, and Flowers x2 Tray of 132 Donuts Tray of 132 Donuts and Temptation Serpent.

Consumables

Image Name Content Cost Notes Dozen Donuts 12 1 Shattered Token 1 Event completed Daily challenges Dozen Donuts 2 Shattered Tokens 2 Stack of 60 Donuts 3 Shattered Tokens 3 Tray of 120 Donuts 5 Shattered Tokens 5 Truckload of 300 Donuts 10 Shattered Tokens 10 Store Full of 900 Donuts 15 Shattered Tokens 15 Boatload of 2400 Donuts Heaven Won't Wait Mystery Box Mega Church w/ The Patriarch, Springfield Episcopal Church w/ Rumbleina, Temple Beth Springfield w/ Rabbi Krustofsky, Herod's Citadel w/ King Herod, Impulse Wedding Chapel, Cristo of Springfield, New God Mr. Burns Statue, The Parson, New God Mr. Burns, Cut-Glass Cathedral, Brother Faith Van w/ Brother Faith, Solomon's Temple, Jesus' Carpentry Shop, Manger w/ J. Rigellian Christ, Holy Forge, Angel Lisa, Seven Sisters, Burns Cult Headquarters, Shiva, Abu Simbel Temple, Gautama Buddha, Golden Buddha, Springfield Henge, Goat God Statue, Sacrifice Your Sheep to Odin, Devil Flanders, Jesus Christ Super Car, Gospel for Less 1 Shattered Dreams Mystery Box Shattered Dreams Mystery Box: World Travel 1 5 Heaven Won't Wait Mystery Box Tokens 5 240

Prizes

Children of an Angry God

Image Name Unlock Barnacle Bay Church Children of an Angry God Pt. 1. Tree of Knowledge Children of an Angry God Pt. 2. Gary the Unicorn Children of an Angry God Pt. 3. Springfield Cathedral Children of an Angry God Pt. 4. Adam Children of an Angry God Pt. 5.

The Rapture-tastic Express

Image Name Unlock Crushed Flanders' House The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 1. The Jesus Cube The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 2. Rapture Bus The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 3. Heavenly Playscape The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 4. Angela The Rapture-tastic Express Pt. 5.

"Heaven" on Earth

Image Name Unlock Heavenly Garage "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 1. Heavenly Pedicure Hut "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 2. St. Peter's Desk "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 3. Regular Heaven "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 4. Heaven Reception "Heaven" on Earth Pt. 5.

A Heavenly Chorus Line

Image Name Unlock Vacant Cloud A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 1. Heavenly Showroom A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 2. Gates of Heaven Bundle A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 3. Celebrity Heaven A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 4. Hindu Heaven A Heavenly Chorus Line Pt. 5.

Gil Promo

After tapping on Gil's icon In Heaven it's always perfect weather for a water slide! And hey, if you get baptized on it, it'll literally wash away your sins! If the offer is accepted Hot dog! Now ol' Gil can afford a room with a working shower tonight. We'll both be wet and happy! If the offer is rejected Aw, I get it. You're one of those "holier than thine water slide" types, aren't you?

Quests

• Peace Was Never an Option
• Children of an Angry God
• The Rapture-tastic Express
• "Heaven" on Earth
• A Heavenly Chorus Line
• The Gates of Wrath
• The Chosen One's Burden
• Peace, Love, D'oh!
• His Girl Angel
• To Be, or, Like, Maybe Not
• Heaven Can Gate
• Bitter Beat Symphony
• Angel in the Crime Field
• A New Temptation

Dates

Date Event 4/12 - 5/17 Event, Children of an Angry God, Garden of Eden w/ Eve 4/21 - 5/17 The Rapture-tastic Express, Candy Heaven w/ Shakespeare 4/30 - 5/17 "Heaven" on Earth, Heavenly Water Slide w/ Angel Flanders, Heavenly Golf Course w/ St. Peter 5/9 - 5/17 A Heavenly Chorus Line, Heavenly Deaf Jam w/ Beethoven, Jewish Walk of Fame w/ Yahweh

Conform-o-meter impact

Name Rating Points Tree of Knowledge Gluttony 5 Heaven Showroom, Heavenly Playscape, Vacany Cloud Indolence 10 Barnacle Bay Church, Springfield Cathedral, Hindu Heaven, Rapture Bus, St. Peter's Desk, Heavenly Fence Righteousness Regular Heaven, Haven Reception Socialism Garden of Eden Tree-hugging 400 Heavenly Garage, Gates of Heaven Vanity 100 The Jesus Cube, Heavenly Pedicure Hut, Celebrity Heaven 200 Candy Heaven Gluttony Bonus $ and XP 10 4% Heavenly Golf Course, Heavenly Water Slide Indolence Bonus $ and XP 20 4% Heavenly Deaf Jam Righteousness Bonus $ and XP

Other changes made

April 11 Update (4.61.0; v4_61_HEAVENWONTWAIT)

• A new character group, Good People, was created, consisting of: Abraham Lincoln, Mabel Simpson, Lisa, Marge, Ned, Martin, Father Sean, Canadian Flanders, Empty-Nest Marge, Maggie, Brittany Brockman, Connie Appleseed, President Lisa, Baby Marge, Siddmartha, Fallout Boy, Radioactive Man, Mr. Bergstrom, Baby Jesus, and Andre.
• Marge, Pope, Father Ben were added to the Churchgoers group.
• Herb Powell was removed from the Normal Springfielders group.
• Gary the Unicorn can "Get Judged" at the Springfield Pet Fair Stage.

Sources

• Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information