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"Stay off the west side!"

―Cookie^[src]

Cookie Kwan Artwork of Cookie Kwan from The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Character Information Gender: Female ♀ Status: Alive Hair: Black Occupation: Realtor Relatives: Son: Unnamed Cousin: Nookie Kwan First appearance: "Realty Bites" Voiced by: Tress MacNeille v • d • e • h

Cookie Kwan is a Springfield realtor, the "number one on the west side". She has a stereotypical Asian accent.

Biography

She is very aggressive towards anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned Marge to "stay off the West Side!" and said to Gil "Were you talking about the West Side?", to which he responds "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"^[1]

Cookie is friends with Rainier Wolfcastle, Duffman and Miss Springfield.^[2]

History

Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Patty and Selma (the Bouvier sisters), as well as childhood versions of Helen Lovejoy and Luann Van Houten, when they were all young girls. She had the same comically heavy accent. She was seen reading a book about how to lose an accent but evidently she never did. Marge had a date with Homer, but he wasn't present, so Marge left the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and spread a rumor that Marge was pregnant.^[3]

Both Cookie and Lindsay Naegle often look for a man. She once tried to get Homer to move into her home.^[4] She once had a relationship (like many other women) with Mayor Quimby, and they had a son, whom Quimby gave to one of his bodyguards. She later was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against Quimby.^[5] She and Lindsey Naegle were seen with Rainier Wolfcastle in a hot tub.^[6] She got together with Otto during "Grown-up Halloween".^[7] Cookie slept with Professor Frink then introduced him to her cousin, Nookie Kwan.^[8] She once had a conjugal visit with Kirk Van Houten.^[9] Cookie has been seen with Akira.^[10]

The only real estate deal she ever transacted with the Simpsons was when she rented Homer an apartment in Waverly Hills.^[11]

Non-canon

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Cookie Kwan Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message FREE Springfield Heights Level 30 Springfield Heights Pt. 2 Red Blazer Realty Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name 105000 Regular Characters, Regular Female, Republican CookieKwan Permanent Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Go Skating 10m 17, 5 Simpsons' Skating Rink Hunt for a Man 60m 70, 17 Moe's Tavern Protect Her Territory 4h 175, 45 Attend Coffee Meetup 4h 175, 45 Jittery Joe's Coffee Advertise Springfield Heights 8h 1,000, 70 Fix House Decor 8h 275, 70 Pink House Take a Break from Working the West Side 8h 275, 70 Deluxe Desert Tent Take Future-Length Coffee Break 10h 350, 90 Mushroom Office Building Mushroom Office Building Push Electro-Pens 10h 350, 90 Office Towers Office Towers Aggressively Make Sales 12h 420, 100 Aggressively Make Sales Locations Host an Open Evil Lair 16h 500, 125 Dr. Lenny's Lab Hack Co-workers' E-mails 24h 600, 150 The Java Server Animated Tasks Protect Her Territory Advertise Springfield Heights

Trivia

• Cookie has Facebook and appears to be friends with Mark Zuckerberg.

Appearances

References

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