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{{Quote|Stay off the west side!|Cookie|Realty Bites}}
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{{Character
name=Cookie Kwan|
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|name = Cookie Kwan
duration= 1997-|
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|image = [[File:Cookie Kwan.png]]
gender=Female|
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|caption = Artwork of Cookie Kwan from ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''
hair=Black|
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|gender = {{Female}}
age= 35|
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|hair = Black
job=Realtor|
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|age =  
relatives=Son - unnamed, father of son is mayor quimby|
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|status = Alive
appearance=[[Realty Bites]]|
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|job = Realtor
voiced by=[[Tress MacNeille]]
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|relatives = '''Son:''' [[Cookie Kwan and Joe Quimby's son|Unnamed]]<br>'''Cousin: '''[[Nookie Kwan]]
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|appearance = "[[Realty Bites]]"
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|voiced by = [[Tress MacNeille]]
 
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'''Cookie Kwan''', voiced by [[Tress MacNeille]], is a Springfield realtor, number one on the west side.
 
  
==Aggresion==
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'''Cookie Kwan''' is a [[Springfield]] realtor, the "number one on the west side". She has a stereotypical Asian accent.
She is very aggressive toward anyone whom she deems a threat to her business (she once warned [[Marge]] to “stay off the West Side!”), and once said to [[Gil Gunderson]] “Were you talking about the West Side?” to which he responds “No, Cookie, I swear! I’m-I’m scared
 
of you.
 
==Politics==
 
It is revealed in the show that Cookie is a Republican.
 
  
==Love Life==
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== Biography ==
In [[Large Marge]] it is shown she was infactuated with [[Homer]]. She is well known to be friends with [[Lindsey Naegle]].
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She is very aggressive towards anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned [[Marge]] to "stay off the West Side!" and said to [[Gil]] "Were you talking about the West Side?", to which he responds "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"<ref>"[[Realty Bites]]"</ref>
  
==Past==
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Cookie is friends with [[Rainier Wolfcastle]], [[Duffman]] and [[Miss Springfield]].<ref>"[[Husbands and Knives]]"</ref>
In the episode [[The Way We Weren't]], it showed she went to [[Camp-Land-A-Man]] with [[Marge Simpson]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Luann Van Houten]], and [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]] and [[Selma]]. In this episode it showed her past at the camp with. At this time Cookie had spread rumours about Marge being sad about a boy that rejected her and that Marge was pregnant.
 
  
==Sexuality==
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== History ==
In [[She Used to Be My Girl]] she was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against [[Mayor Quimby]].
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Cookie went to [[Camp Land-A-Man]] with [[Marge]], [[Patty]] and [[Selma]] (the Bouvier sisters), as well as childhood versions of [[Helen Lovejoy]] and [[Luann Van Houten]], when they were all young girls. She had the same comically heavy accent. She was seen reading a book about how to lose an accent but evidently she never did. Marge had a date with Homer, but he wasn't present, so Marge left the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and spread a rumor that Marge was pregnant.<ref>"[[The Way We Weren't]]"</ref>
  
==Episode Appearances==
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Both Cookie and [[Lindsay Naegle]] often look for a man. She once tried to get [[Homer]] to move into her home.<ref>"[[Large Marge]]"</ref> She once had a relationship (like many other women) with [[Mayor Quimby]], and they had a son, whom Quimby gave to one of [[Mayor Quimby's body guards|his bodyguards]]. She later was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against Quimby.<ref>"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"</ref> She and Lindsey Naegle were seen with Rainier Wolfcastle in a hot tub.<ref>"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"</ref> She got together with [[Otto]] during "Grown-up Halloween".<ref>"[[Halloween of Horror]]"</ref> Cookie slept with [[Professor Frink]] then introduced him to her cousin, [[Nookie Kwan]].<ref>"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"</ref> She once had a conjugal visit with [[Kirk Van Houten]].<ref>"[[Pranksta Rap]]"</ref> Cookie has been seen with [[Akira]].<ref>"[[The Dad-Feelings Limited]]"</ref>
* [[Realty Bites]]
 
* [[Large Marge]]
 
* [[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]
 
* [[The Way We Wasn't]]
 
* [[She Used to Be My Girl]] (non-speaking)
 
* [[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]
 
  
{{Tress}}
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The only real estate deal she ever transacted with the Simpsons was when she rented Homer an apartment in [[Waverly Hills]].<ref>"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"</ref>
{{Simpsons characters}}
 
  
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== Non-canon ==
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{{Noncanon}}
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=== The Simpsons: Tapped Out ===
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{{TranscludeSection|The Simpsons: Tapped Out characters/More Business Owners|Cookie}}
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== Trivia ==
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*Cookie has [[Facebook]] and appears to be friends with {{Ch|Mark Zuckerberg}}.
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== Appearances ==
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|S7n=cutout
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|ICWS1=yes
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|TSTO=yes
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{{TC}}
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== References ==
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{{Images}}
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{{Reflist}}
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{{Springfield Republican Party}}
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{{Tapped Out characters|morebusiness=yes}}
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{{Simpsons World factfiles|14=yes}}
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Latest revision as of 18:58, November 4, 2024

"Stay off the west side!"
―Cookie[src]
Cookie Kwan
Cookie Kwan.png
Artwork of Cookie Kwan from The Simpsons: Tapped Out
Character Information
Gender:
Female ♀
Status:
Alive
Hair: Black
Occupation: Realtor
Relatives: Son: Unnamed
Cousin: Nookie Kwan
First appearance: "Realty Bites"
Voiced by: Tress MacNeille


Cookie Kwan is a Springfield realtor, the "number one on the west side". She has a stereotypical Asian accent.

Biography[edit]

She is very aggressive towards anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned Marge to "stay off the West Side!" and said to Gil "Were you talking about the West Side?", to which he responds "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"[1]

Cookie is friends with Rainier Wolfcastle, Duffman and Miss Springfield.[2]

History[edit]

Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Patty and Selma (the Bouvier sisters), as well as childhood versions of Helen Lovejoy and Luann Van Houten, when they were all young girls. She had the same comically heavy accent. She was seen reading a book about how to lose an accent but evidently she never did. Marge had a date with Homer, but he wasn't present, so Marge left the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and spread a rumor that Marge was pregnant.[3]

Both Cookie and Lindsay Naegle often look for a man. She once tried to get Homer to move into her home.[4] She once had a relationship (like many other women) with Mayor Quimby, and they had a son, whom Quimby gave to one of his bodyguards. She later was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against Quimby.[5] She and Lindsey Naegle were seen with Rainier Wolfcastle in a hot tub.[6] She got together with Otto during "Grown-up Halloween".[7] Cookie slept with Professor Frink then introduced him to her cousin, Nookie Kwan.[8] She once had a conjugal visit with Kirk Van Houten.[9] Cookie has been seen with Akira.[10]

The only real estate deal she ever transacted with the Simpsons was when she rented Homer an apartment in Waverly Hills.[11]

Non-canon[edit]

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]

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Cookie Kwan
Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message
Cookie Kwan.png FREE Springfield Heights
Level 30
Springfield Heights Pt. 2
Red Blazer Realty This is one Cookie that won't crumble.
Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name
105000 Regular Characters, Regular Female, Republican CookieKwan

Trivia[edit]

Appearances[edit]

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