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Richard Texan

Artwork of The Rich Texan from The Simpsons: Tapped Out
Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Alive
Hair: White
Occupation: Business Owner
Former Senator
Relatives: Daughter: Paris Texan
Grandson: Unnamed[1]
First appearance: "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta
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Richard "Rich" Texan, also known as The Rich Texan, is a rich, selfish, callous, but gregarious, business owner from Springfield. He wears a tan suit with a bolo tie and a white "ten-gallon" cowboy hat (which he wore on the day Kennedy was shot).

History[edit]

The Rich Texan

Although he speaks and acts like a Texan, the "Rich Texan" is actually from Connecticut.[2] Mr. Burns once called him "Shady Bird Johnson".[3]

He is an active member of the Springfield Republican Party and speaks with a heavy Texas drawl. Homer once addressed the Rich Texan as "Senator", although this was never mentioned again.[4] He once owned a logging company and once attempted to cut down Springfield's tallest Redwood tree, until his company was destroyed by the gigantic tree after it slid down a hill.[5] One of his fondest dreams is to build the world's first drive-through humidor.[6]

The Rich Texan always carried two revolvers, and he had a common habit of pulling them out and firing them into the air while yelling, "Yee-haw!" whenever he is happy or excited. Shooting on the "Yee", not the "haw", he explained once. He has been to jail at least once when one of his stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger and the police made him switch to blanks, but he noted that "They just don't feel the same".[4] He once held Homer and Moe at gunpoint, while forcing them to walk along with him after being tricked by the two. He once went over the top and lost his mind after doing something generous for Ned.[7]

He revealed that he suffers from pogonophobia (the fear of beards and mustaches), the excuse he gives Homer for parking in a handicap spot; he then promptly shoots at least one man dressed as Santa Claus.[8] He is also obsessive-compulsive and counts 1-2-3-4 before firing his pistols.[3]

The Rich Texan once stated that he enjoys moonlight walks on the beach.[9]

His grandfather fought in the Confederate States military.[10]

Family[edit]

The Rich Texan has a gay grandson [1] and a daughter named Paris Texan (who looks and acts like Paris Hilton, and whose name is a play on Paris, Texas).[11]

Non-canon[edit]

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed in-universe.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]

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The Rich Texan
Image Cost Unlock method Unlock message Yearbook
Donut85 Formerly:
Level 28
Premium 		It took a long time to come up with my name! Character is available via the Yearbook Mystery Box
Donut30
Donut85 Level 28
Premium (The Vault)
Donut50 Thanksgiving 2018, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey
Premium (Imports Mystery Box)
Technical Information ID Groups Quest(s) Internal Name
68 Premium Characters, Premium Male, High Roller, Rich People, Entrepreneur, Adult, Villains, Republican, Golfers The Texan With No Shame TheRichTexan
Taps Final Update
Wave Cost Release
1 Donut85 September 26, 2024

Trivia[edit]

  • His license plate reads "NO SHAME".[3]

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The Rich Texan secretly being from Connecticut is a reference to New Haven-born and now ex-President George W. Bush.[12][13]

Appearances[edit]

Episodes:Specials:Simpsons Comics:Treehouse of Horror:Bart Simpson:Comic Strips:Super Spectacular:Winter Wingding:Summer Shindig:Comic Book Guy: The Comic Book:Homer for the Holidays:Video Games:Books:

References[edit]

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  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 "Million-Dollar Abie"
  2. ↑ "Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times"
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
  4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
  5. ↑ "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
  6. ↑ The Simpsons Beyond Forever
  7. ↑ "Pray Anything"
  8. ↑ "Midnight Towboy"
  9. ↑ "Marge's Son Poisoning"
  10. ↑ "Bart-Mangled Banner"
  11. ↑ "Homerazzi"
  12. ↑ Texas Monthly (May 12, 2022). 'The Simpsons Rich Texan Is How the World Sees Us, for Better or Worse.
  13. ↑ Connecticut History (February 20, 2023). Connecticut's Only US President – Who Knew?.


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