Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe

Character Information Gender: Female ♀ Status: Deceased Hair: Blonde Occupation: Actress First mentioned: "Treehouse of Horror XIV" First appearance: Snooze Alarm!

Marilyn Monroe was an American actress, model and singer.

History

She is one of the many people on "Ned's List of Laudable Lefties".

During the song "Sasha is a Massive Success", a picture of Marilyn Monroe was seen on the wall.

Non-canon

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

Jonathan Frink, Sr. slept with Marilyn Monroe by night.

Appearances

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIV" (mentioned)
• Episode – "The Star of the Backstage" (picture)
• Comic story – Snooze Alarm!
• Book – Flanders' Book of Faith (mentioned)
• Book – Grampa Simpson's Guide to Aging

External links

• Marilyn Monroe at Wikipedia

Actors and actresses

Real world actors F. Murray Abraham • Ben Affleck • Steve Allen • Tim Allen • Woody Allen • Richard Dean Anderson • Edward Andrews • Judd Apatow • Alan Arkin • Curtis Armstrong • Tom Arnold • Ed Asner • Fred Astaire • Sean Astin • "Stone Cold" Steve Austin • Frankie Avalon • Hank Azaria • Bad Bunny • Scott Baio • Scott Bakula • Bob Balaban • Alec Baldwin • Billy Baldwin • Daniel Baldwin • Stephen Baldwin • Jason Bateman • André Bazin • Ed Begley, Jr. • Jim Belushi • Tom Berenger • Milton Berle • Bill Bixby • Jack Black • Richard Blackwell • Robert Blake • Humphrey Bogart • Ray Bolger • Jon Bon Jovi • Sonny Bono • John Wilkes Booth • Ernest Borgnine • Tom Bosley • David Bowie • Zach Braff • Russell Brand • Marlon Brando • David Brenner • Jim Broadbent • Matthew Broderick • Charles Bronson • Mel Brooks • Pierce Brosnan • Yul Brynner • Steve Buscemi • Gary Busey • John Byner • James Caan • Nicolas Cage • Rory Calhoun • Charlie Callas • George Carlin • Drew Carey • Jim Carrey • David Cassidy • Dan Castellaneta • 50 Cent • Timothée Chalamet • Richard Chamberlain • Charlie Chaplin • Dave Chappelle • Chevy Chase • Maurice Chevalier • Tommy Chong • George Clooney • James Coburn • Gary Coleman • Phil Collins • Sean Connery • Tim Conway • Kevin Costner • Joseph Cotten • Peter Coyote • Daniel Craig • Terry Crews • James Cromwell • Bing Crosby • David Cross • Tom Cruise • Billy Crystal • Macaulay Culkin • Robert Culp • John Cusack • Matt Damon • Rodney Dangerfield • Tony Danza • Larry David • Mac Davis • Sammy Davis, Jr. • Daniel Day-Lewis • Robert De Niro • Jimmy Dean • Guillermo del Toro • Dom DeLuise • William Demarest • Bob Denver • Johnny Depp • William Devane • Danny DeVito • Kevin Dillon • Matt Dillon • Snoop Dogg • Robert Downey Jr. • David Doyle • Richard Dreyfuss • David Duchovny • Jimmy Durante • R. Lee Ermey • Emilio Estevez • Eric Estrada • Chris Farley • Mike Farrell • Norman Fell • Lou Ferrigno • W. C. Fields • Harvey Fierstein • Larry Fine • Fyvush Finkel • Joe Flynn • Dario Fo • Peter Fonda • Harrison Ford • Tennessee Ernie Ford • Bob Fosse • Michael J. Fox • James Franco • Dennis Franz • Clark Gable • Richard Gere • Ricky Gervais • Paul Giamatti • Mel Gibson • John Gielgud • Jeff Goldblum • Freeman Gosden • Dana Gould • Elliott Gould • Robert Goulet • Cary Grant • Hugh Grant • Peter Graves • Spalding Gray • Tom Green • Andy Griffith • Charles Grodin • Steve Guttenberg • Jake Gyllenhaal • Larry Hagman • Arsenio Hall • Mark Hamill • Tom Hanks • Oliver Hardy • Neil Patrick Harris • Rex Harrison • Steve Harvey • David Hasselhoff • Gabby Hayes • Isaac Hayes • Jason Hervey • Dustin Hoffman • Anthony Hopkins • Dennis Hopper • Curly Howard • Moe Howard • Shemp Howard • Ernie Hudson • Rock Hudson • Hugh Jackman • Samuel L. Jackson • Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs • Kevin James • Michael Jeter • Penn Jillette • Don Johnson • Al Jolson • Colin Jost • Gabe Kaplan • Boris Karloff • Danny Kaye • Ben Kingsley • Ernie Kovacs • T. R. Knight • Kris Kristofferson • Michael Landon • Nathan Lane • John Lasseter • Stan Laurel • Peter Lawford • Martin Lawrence • George Lazenby • Denis Leary • Spike Lee • John Leguizamo • Eugene Levy • Emmanuel Lewis • George Lindsey • Mark Linn-Baker • Tony Lip • John Lithgow • Jack Lord • Jon Lovitz • Rob Lowe • Paul Lynde • Ralph Macchio • Gavin MacLeod • William H. Macy • Tobey Maguire • Lee Majors • Karl Malden • Howie Mandel • Joe Mantegna • Marcel Marceau • Cheech Marin • Evan Marriott • Dean Martin • Ricky Martin • Steve Martin • A. Martinez • Lee Marvin • Groucho Marx • Harpo Marx • Jackie Mason • Walter Matthau • Matthew McConaughey • John McGiver • Ian McKellen • Ed McMahon • Steve McQueen • Stephen Merchant • Ray Milland • Lin-Manuel Miranda • Mike Mitchell • Jay Mohr • Jason Momoa • Ricardo Montalban • Dudley Moore • Roger Moore • Tracy Morgan • Audie Murphy • Eddie Murphy • Jim Nabors • Kevin Nealon • Willie Nelson • Anthony Newley • Jack Nicholson • Leonard Nimoy • Chuck Norris • Jay North • Finneas O'Connell • Ryan O'Neal • Ed O'Neill • Laurence Olivier • Trey Parker • Jim Parsons • Butch Patrick • Bill Paxton • Anthony Perkins • Luke Perry • David Hyde Pierce • Karl Pilkington • Bronson Pinchot • Chris Pine • Joe Piscopo • Brad Pitt • George Plimpton • Christopher Plummer • Iggy Pop • Tyrone Power • Vincent Price • Richard Pryor • Bill Pullman • Randy Quaid • Daniel Radcliffe • George Raft • Tony Randall • Andrew Rannells • Ronald Reagan • Keanu Reeves • Charles Nelson Reilly • John C. Reilly • Rob Reiner • Burt Reynolds • Ryan Reynolds • Ving Rhames • Branscombe Richmond • Andy Richter • Don Rickles • Robert Redford • Eric Roberts • Edward G. Robinson • The Rock • Seth Rogen • Wayne Rogers • Will Rogers • Al Roker • Ray Romano • Cesar Romero • Mickey Rooney • Jeff Ross • Paul Rudd • RuPaul • Bob Saget • Adam Sandler • Arnold Schwarzenegger • Martin Scorsese • George C. Scott • Steven Seagal • Jerry Seinfeld • Tom Selleck • Paul Shaffer • Tupac Shakur • William Shatner • Charlie Sheen • Martin Sheen • Allan Sherman • Bobby Sherman • Pauly Shore • Andrew Shue • Gene Simmons • O.J. Simpson • Frank Sinatra • Stellan Skarsgård • Tom Skerritt • Yakov Smirnoff • Kevin Smith • Jaden Smith • Will Smith • Jimmy Smits • Wesley Snipes • David Spade • Sylvester Stallone • Jimmy Stewart • Jon Stewart • Ben Stiller • Harry Styles • Donald Sutherland • Mr. T • George Takei • Jeffrey Tambor • Quentin Tarantino • Channing Tatum • Rip Taylor • Alan Thicke • Fred Thompson • Rip Torn • John Travolta • Willie Tyler • Peter Ustinov • Dick Van Dyke • Vince Vaughn • Jesse Ventura • Bruce Vilanch • Jon Voigt • Mark Wahlberg • Taika Waititi • Christopher Walken • Denzel Washington • Shawn Wayans • John Wayne • Orson Welles • Adam West • Kanye West • Jeff Westbrook • James Westerfield • Joss Whedon • Robin Williams • Treat Williams • Bruce Willis • Henry Winkler • James Woods • Adrian Zmed Real world actresses Jennifer Aniston • Susan Anton • Bea Arthur • Lauren Bacall • Maggie Baird • Lucille Ball • Vilma Bánky • Christine Baranski • Drew Barrymore • Mischa Barton • Kim Basinger • Frances Bavier • Joy Behar • Halle Berry • Valerie Bertinelli • Beyoncé • Yasmine Bleeth • Shirley Booth • Lara Flynn Boyle • Sandra Bullock • Delta Burke • Carol Burnett • Ellen Burstyn • Dyan Cannon • Mariah Carey • Kitty Carlisle • Lynda Carter • Carol Channing • Charo • Cher • Sofia Coppola • Denise Crosby • Joan Cusack • Miley Cyrus • Beverly D'Angelo • Sybil Danning • Stormy Daniels • Geena Davis • Olivia de Havilland • Judi Dench • Bo Derek • Emily Deschanel • Zooey Deschanel • Phyllis Diller • Donna Dixon • Olympia Dukakis • Faye Dunaway • Clea DuVall • Anita Ekberg • Carmen Electra • Mia Farrow • Farrah Fawcett-Majors-O'Neal-Varney • Calista Flockhart • June Foray • Sutton Foster • Megan Fox • Gal Gadot • Greta Garbo • Judy Garland • Jennifer Garner • Janeane Garofalo • Mitzi Gaynor • Sarah Michelle Gellar • Gina Gershon • Kathie Lee Gifford • Lillian Gish • Sharon Gless • Whoopi Goldberg • Betty Grable • Kathy Griffin • Melanie Griffith • Tiffany Haddish • Rita Hayworth • Joey Heatherton • Tippi Hedren • Audrey Hepburn • Katharine Hepburn • Polly Holliday • Whitney Houston • Kathy Ireland • Victoria Jackson • Joan Jett • Ann Jillian • Scarlett Johansson • Angelina Jolie • Kim Kardashian • Diane Keaton • Grace Kelly • Deborah Kerr • Nicole Kidman • Sally Kirkland • Karen Kilgariff • Eartha Kitt • Lisa Kudrow • Mila Kunis • Padma Lakshmi • Hedy Lamarr • Angela Lansbury • Queen Latifah • Lucy Lawless • Jennifer Lawrence • Cloris Leachman • Téa Leoni • Lizzo • Heather Locklear • Lindsay Lohan • Jennifer Lopez • Sophia Loren • Courtney Love • Myrna Loy • Patti LuPone • Ali MacGraw • Shirley MacLaine • Tress MacNeille • Elle Macpherson • Leslie Mann • Jenny McCarthy • Kristy McNichol • Anne Meara • Lee Meriwether • Donna Mills • Carmen Miranda • Helen Mirren • Janelle Monáe • Marilyn Monroe • Mary Tyler Moore • Agnes Moorehead • Julie Newmar • Nichelle Nichols • Tig Notaro • Kim Novak • Rosie O'Donnell • Ashley Olsen • Mary-Kate Olsen • Gwyneth Paltrow • Sarah Jessica Parker • Dolly Parton • Alice Pearce • Clara Peller • Michelle Pfeiffer • Markie Post • Annie Potts • Maudie Prickett • Victoria Principal • Martha Raye • Donna Reed • Helen Reddy • Rihanna • Joan Rivers • Julia Roberts • Diana Ross • Isabella Rossellini • Rita Rudner • Jane Russell • Irene Ryan • Jeri Ryan • Jill St. John • Eva Marie Saint • Isabel Sanford • Susan Sarandon • Debralee Scott • Reta Shaw • Cybill Shepherd • Brooke Shields • Dinah Shore • Sarah Silverman • Jessica Simpson • Yeardley Smith • Snooki • Brett Somers • Meryl Streep • Barbra Streisand • Hilary Swank • Elizabeth Taylor • Emma Thompson • Uma Thurman • Jennifer Tilly • Kathleen Turner • Lana Turner • Leslie Uggams • Lupe Vélez • Betty White • Vanna White • Kate Winslet • Joanne Woodward • Catherine Zeta-Jones Other actors Actor being Homer • Actor playing Bart • Actor playing Homer • Devon Bradley • Bumblebee Man • Old Curly • Kyle Darren • Estonian dwarf • Ned Flanders • Frankie • Rocky Galileo • Greg • Buddy Hodges • Huckleberry Hound • Darius Hughes • Orion Hughes • Krusty the Clown • Angus MacMoran • Male actor • Troy McClure • Buck McCoy • Millionaire actor • Phil Muhlstock • Ryan O'Toole • Deion Overstreet • Posh actor • Dirk Richter • Adam Sackler • Otm Shank • Digby Sheridan • Bart Simpson • Homer Simpson • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Moe Szyslak • Tad Winslow's actor • Glen Tangier • Tick-Tock the Clock • Ticket Booth actor • Troy • Doug Vaccaro • Rainier Wolfcastle Other actresses Actress being Marge • June Bellamy • Lola Bonanza • Angela Dare • Gabriella DeFarge • Annie Dubinsky • Female actress • Laney Fontaine • Allegra Hamilton • Clara Hosenfrauen • Malibu Stacy actress • Dolores Montenegro • Alaska Nebraska • Rebecca • Marge Simpson • Sara Sloane • Vivienne St. Charmaine • Sultry Stevens • Vicki Valentine • Tallulah Winkelman • Xoxchitla Animals Aflac • Babe • Charlie • Señor Chongo • Frank the Wonder Horse • Rover • Spottie the Owl • Mr. Teeny

Musicians

Bands 5 From 'Field • ABBA • AC/DC • Aerosmith • Bachman–Turner Overdrive • Backstreet Boys • The Backup Boys • The Backyard Boys • The Bartchies • Bay City Rollers • The Be Sharps • The Beach Boys • The Beatles • Bell Biv DeVoe • Belle and Sebastian • The Bingoes • Blink-182 • The Blue Man Group • The Blues Brothers • Boyz from da 'Burbs • Brave Combo • BTS • The California Raisins • Captain & Tennille • Captain Bart and the Tequila Mockingbirds • The Chubb Group • Capital City Youth Philharmonic • The Chipmunks • Coldplay • Coreys 2 Men • Covercraft • Crosby, Stills & Nash • Cypress Hill • Da Glock Pointaz • The Decemberists • Dexy's Midnight Runners • The Didjeridoo Bagpipe Jugband • Dixie Chicks • Doe-Eyed Boys • Ear Poison • The Everly Brothers • Fatneck Sisters • The Five Boyfriends • Fleetwood Mac • Funkadelic • Funky-See, Funky Do • Gary Ocean and the Motion • Grand Funk Railroad • The Grateful Dead • The Grave Matthews Band • Green Day • Green Man Collective • Hooray for Everything • Hudson Brothers • Huey Lewis and the News • The Jackson 5 • Jonas Brothers • Journey • Judas Priest • The Kinks • KISS • Kool & the Gang • Kovenant • Krusty and the Krums • The Larry Davis Experience • Led Zeppelin • Les Rock Stars • London Symphony Orchestra • M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew • Manfred Mon • Men Without Hats • Metal Moe • Metallica • Miami Sound Machine • The Mighty Mighty Bosstones • The Moody Blues • Moe Szyslak Connection • The Monkees • The Movementarian Tabernacle Choir • Mumford and Sons • 'N Sync • N'Style • The New Beat Boys on the Block • Nine Inch Nails • No Threat • NRBQ • OK Go • Otto and the Screaming Whiners • Oyl 'N Vinega • Parliament • Party Posse • Phish • Phuntime Phunky Phour • Pink Floyd • Pious Riot • Pixie Chicks • The Pre-Marital Sextet • Queen • R.E.M. • Ramones • The Rappin' Rabbis • Red Hot Chili Peppers • Rigel 7 Children's Choir • The Rock Bottom Remainders • The Rollicking Rocks • The Rolling Stones • Ronny & the Daytonas • Sadgasm • Sailor's Delight • Salty Joe and the Irregular Heartbeats • Sex Pistols • Sha Na Na • Sigur Rós • Silver Quarry Men • Simon & Garfunkel • The Smashing Pumpkins • The Snuffs • Sonic Youth • Sonny & Cher • Spinal Tap • Springfield Elementary School Band • Springfield Philharmonic • The Stabfour • Steely Dan • The Stewardesses • The Stooges • Sungazer • Third Eye Blind • The Three Bottoms • The Towels • U2 • The Umbilical Chords • Van Halen • Violencia Gigante • Weezer • The White Stripes • The Who • The Whom • The Ya Hoo! Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band • Yes, We Have No Bananas Bassists Billy Corgan • Elvis Costello • Freddy Freeman • Tom Hamilton • Mark Hoppus • Randy Jackson • Penn Jillette • Marcus Le Marquez • John Lennon • Jeff Lynne • Chris Martin • Paul McCartney • George Michael • Timothy Nordwind • Ravi Shankar • Homer Simpson • Sting • Sid Vicious • Hank Williams, Jr. • Rob Zombie Composers Johann Sebastian Bach • Ludwig van Beethoven • Irving Berlin • Eubie Blake • Dave Brubeck • David Byrne • John Coltrane • Stewart Copeland • Danny Elfman • Dizzy Gillespie • James Horner • Marvin Hamlisch • Elton John • Andrew Lloyd Webber • Thelonious Monk • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart • Charlie Parker • Trey Parker • Cole Porter • Tito Puente • Sergei Rachmaninoff • Maurice Ravel • Antonio Salieri • Sally Salieri • Franz Schubert • Stephen Sondheim • Paul Shaffer • Don Shirley • Gail Tucker • McCoy Tyner • Antonio Vivaldi • Gerald Wilson Drummers Travis Barker • Pete Best • John Bonham • Buddy Budman • Phil Collins • Paul Cook • Stewart Copeland • Elvis Costello • Zack de la Rocha • Nick Delacourt • Mick Fleetwood • Bill Gibson • Hippie Hippo • Jamaican musician • Joey Kramer • Lou • Paul McCartney • George Michael • Tito Puente • Bart Simpson • Ringo Starr • Sticks • Max Weinberg • Hank Williams, Jr. Guitarists Trey Anastasio • Ethan Ballantyne • The Big Bopper • Sammy Biltmore • Jack Black • Jimmy Buffett • Glen Campbell • Phil Campbell • Carl Carlson • David Cassidy • Charo • Johnny Colla • Alice Cooper • Billy Corgan • Elvis Costello • Dick Dale • Mac Davis • Zack de la Rocha • Tom DeLonge • Peter Frampton • Sammy Hagar • Kurt Hardwick • George Harrison • Jimi Hendrix • Joan Jett • Lenny Kravitz • Robby Krieger • Damian Kulash • John Lennon • Lenny Leonard • Lurleen Lumpkin • Jeff Lynne • Aimee Mann • Chris Martin • Brian May • Paul McCartney • Jim Messina • George Michael • Michael Nesmith • Ted Nugent • John Oates • Jimmy Page • Princess Penelope • Joe Perry • Tom Petty • Prince • Keith Richards • Roofi • Boz Scaggs • Bob Seger • Brian Setzer • Homer Simpson • Slash • Robert Smith • Shredder Stevens • Sting • Street guitarist • James Taylor • Livingston Taylor • Jive Turkey • Ritchie Valens • Brad Whitford • Hank Williams, Jr. • Rob Zombie Harmonica Billy Corgan • Chip Davis • John Lennon • Huey Lewis • Chris Martin • Michael Nesmith • Ozzy Osbourne • Sting • Hank Williams, Jr. Keyboardists Paul Anka • Billy Corgan • Elvis Costello • Peter D'Abbruzio • Zack de la Rocha • Donald Fagen • Sean Hopper • Elton John • Foxy Lady • John Lennon • Jeff Lynne • Chris Martin • Linda McCartney • George Michael • Ozzy Osbourne • Pool Sharks salesman • Max Rebo • Paul Shaffer • Sting • Taco • Doris Troy • Hank Williams, Jr. • Edgar Winter Pianists Brendan Beiderbecke • Bernie • Dave Brubeck • Jimmy Durante • Enya • Aretha Franklin • Lady Gaga • Joe Gardner • Isaac Hayes • D.W. Jitters! • Salty Joe • Billy Joel • Elton John • John Legend • Chris Martin • George Michael • Thelonious Monk • Michael Nesmith • Judith Owen • Sam • Bob Seger • Paul Shaffer • Don Shirley • Bart Simpson • Homer Simpson • Sting • Mac Tonight • McCoy Tyner • Hank Williams, Jr. • Zhenya Rappers Alcatraaaz • Bad Bunny • M.C. Birthday • Joe C. • 50 Cent • Common • Zack de la Rocha • Snoop Dogg • Drake • Eminem • Flavor Flav • Jay G • MC Hammer • Jazzy James • Queen Latifah • Lizzo • Ludacris • Marky Marky • M.C. Champagne Millionaire • Lin-Manuel Miranda • Kid Rock • Rappin' Granny • The Rappin' Rabbis • RZA • Tupac Shakur • Queen Booty Shaykah • Bart Simpson • Jaden Smith • Will Smith • Romeo Smoov • Lil Wayne Saxophonists Cannonball Adderley • Boston Cream Basie • Ornette Coleman • John Coltrane • Bootsy Croutonne • Candy Dulfer • Fatneck Sisters • Kenny G • Isaac Hayes • Branford Marsalis • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Flossy Murphy • Charlie Parker • Sonny Rollins • Adolphe Sax • Lisa Simpson • Zoot Sims • Sting • Edgar Winter Singers Adele • American Idol contestant • Trey Anastasio • Katie Anderson • Paul Anka • Anniversary singer • Susan Anton • Alan Arkin • Fred Astaire • Frankie Avalon • Cody B. • Count Buddy • Jimmy Buffett • Bad Bunny • Ethan Ballantyne • Christine Baranski • Fantasia Barrino • Beck • Dustin Beeber • Lou Bega • Anwar Benitez • Tony Bennett • Beyoncé • Justin Bieber • Brendan Beiderbecke • The Big Bopper • Björk • Jack Black • Bob • Johnny Bobby • Andrea Bocelli • Matteo Bocelli • Virginia Bocelli • Michael Bolton • Jon Bon Jovi • Bono • Sonny Bono • Pat Boone • David Bowie • Boy George • Susan Boyle • James Brown • Jackson Browne • Carla Bruni • David Byrne • Johnny Calhoun • Calvin • Cameron • Glen Campbell • Mariah Carey • Nick Carter • David Cassidy • Richard Chamberlain • Carol Channing • Cher • Maurice Chevalier • Tootsie Childs • Kelly Clarkson • Kurt Cobain • Leonard Cohen • Phil Collins • Alice Cooper • Billy Corgan • Elvis Costello • Country singer • Bing Crosby • David Crosby • Miley Cyrus • Gulliver Dark • David • Larry Davis • Sammy Davis, Jr. • Chip Davis • Mac Davis • Larry Davis • Kara DioGuardi • Celine Dion • Djörk • Snoop Dogg • Plácido Domingo • Drake • Jimmy Durante • Bob Dylan • Echo • Billie Eilish • Elvish • Enya • Donald Fagen • Farty the Crippled Robot • Ella Fitzgerald • Laney Fontaine • Tennessee Ernie Ford • Sutton Foster • Peter Frampton • Aretha Franklin • Ewell Freestone • Lady Gaga • Art Garfunkel • Judy Garland • Bobby Goldsboro • Robert Goulet • Betty Grable • Josh Groban • Barney Gumble • Sammy Hagar • Rob Halford • Kurt Hardwick • David Hasselhoff • Isaac Hayes • Jimi Hendrix • Billie Holiday • Buddy Holly • Whitney Houston • Darius Hughes • Orion Hughes • Enrique Iglesias • Ignatz • Terry Jacks • Michael Jackson • Randy Jackson • Victoria Jackson • Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs • Mick Jagger • Waylon Jennings • Joan Jett • Billy Joel • Scarlett Johansson • Elton John • Al Jolson • Tom Jones • Rachel Jordan • Kako • Danny Kaye • Karen Kilgariff • Eartha Kitt • Korean singer • Lenny Kravitz • Kris Kristofferson • Damian Kulash • Rita LaFleur • Cyndi Lauper • John Legend • John Lennon • Huey Lewis • John Lithgow • Lizzo • Kenny Loggins • Jennifer Lopez • Courtney Love • Lurleen Lumpkin • Patti LuPone • Jeff Lynne • Old MacDonald • Madonna • Hettie Mae Boggs • Porky Mah Jong • Barbara Mandrell • Aimee Mann • Chris Martin • Ricky Martin • Johnny Mathis • Linda McCartney • Paul McCartney • Mitzi McVeigh • Freddie Mercury • Jim Messina • George Michael • Bette Midler • Mitch Miller • Carmen Miranda • Lin-Manuel Miranda • Tori Missouri • Janelle Monáe • Marilyn Monroe • Nelson Muntz • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Vela Murphy • Nabil • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Alaska Nebraska • Willie Nelson • Michael Nesmith • Julie Newmar • Stevie Nicks • Harry Nilsson • Timothy Nordwind • Finneas O'Connell • Gilbert O'Sullivan • John Oates • Billy Ocean • Yoko Ono • Ozzy Osbourne • Judith Owen • Dolly Parton • Princess Penelope • Katy Perry • Tom Petty • Robert Plant • Iggy Pop • Elvis Presley • Prince • Etta Pryor • Quilloughby (imaginary) • Quilloughby (real) • Raffi • Rihanna • R.J. • Helen Reddy • Little Richard • Keith Richards • Lionel Richie • Rihanna • Kenny Rogers • Linda Ronstadt • Roofi • Diana Ross • Johnny Rotten • RuPaul • Jane Russell • Barry Sadler • Boz Scaggs • Seal • Bob Seger • Brian Setzer • Paul Shaffer • William Shatner • Cybill Shepherd • Allan Sherman • Dinah Shore • Gene Simmons • Paul Simon • Josie Simone • Bart Simpson • Homer Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Marge Simpson • Frank Sinatra • Seymour Skinner • Sluggo • Robert Smith • Sonya • Britney Spears • Posh Spice • Bruce Springsteen • Nancy Spungen • Ashlee Starling • Gwen Stefani • Cat Stevens • Sting • Barbra Streisand • Ruben Studdard • Harry Styles • Taylor Swift • Moe Szyslak • James Taylor • Livingston Taylor • Tommy • Mac Tonight • Steven Tyler • Leslie Uggams • Little Uma • Carrie Underwood • Usher • Ritchie Valens • Rudy Vallée • Milhouse Van Houten • Luther Vandross • Sarah Vaughan • Sid Vicious • Tabitha Vixx • Muddy Waters • Clarissa Wellington • Kanye West • Barry White • Clancy Wiggum • Ralph Wiggum • Andy Williams • Hank Williams, Jr. • Pharrell Williams • Bruce Willis • Wakkety Yak • "Weird Al" Yankovic • Yodelin' Zeke • Rob Zombie Other Aaron • Louis Armstrong • Missy Baker • Señor Beaverotti • Count Four Count • Boris Csupovski • DJ Daddy Towers • Nighty Day • Gustavo Dudamel • Gertie Feesh • Benny Goodman • No Nickname Henderson • Yo-Yo Ma • Wynton Marsalis • C.S.I. Miami • Lee Morgan • Bleeding Gums Murphy's nephew • Daly Night • Defonzo Palmer • Hi Hat Pat • Darryl Peyton • Johnny Pop • Richie Sakai • Trombone Shorty • Soaky • The Stooped-Over Fiddler • Der Zip Zorp

Ned's List of Laudable Lefties

50 Cent • Douglas Adams • Buzz Aldrin • Tim Allen • Fred Astaire • Lord Baden-Powell • F. Lee Bailey • Rocky Balboa • James Baldwin • Tom Barrasso • Drew Barrymore • Jason Bateman • Larry Bird • Robert Blake • Barry Bonds • Matthew Broderick • Pierce Brosnan • Lenny Bruce • Mark Brunell • Carol Burnett • George Burns • George H. W. Bush • Brett Butler • David Byrne • Julius Caesar • Milton Caniff • Jim Carrey • Fidel Castro • Lewis Carroll • Charlie Chaplin • Marcia Clark • Bill Clinton • Charlemagne • Prince Charles • Calbert Cheaney • Winston Churchill • Kurt Cobain • Ty Cobb • Jimmy Connors • Hans Conried • James J. Corbett • James Cromwell • Tom Cruise • Robert Crumb • Dick Dale • Leonardo da Vinci • Olivia de Havilland • Robert De Niro • Albert DeSalvo • Albrecht Dürer‎ • Oscar De La Hoya • John Dillinger • Matt Dillon • David Duchovny • Bob Dylan • Ehud • Eminem • Albert Einstein • M. C. Escher • The Everly Brothers • W. C. Fields • Bobby Fischer • Benjamin Franklin • Peter Fonda • Steve Forbes • Henry Ford • Whitey Ford • Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi • Greta Garbo • Judy Garland • Bill Gates • Uri Geller • Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg • Whoopi Goldberg • Al Gore • Cary Grant • Matt Groening • Ken Griffey, Jr. • Jake Gyllenhaal • Dorothy Hamill • Isaac Hayes • Joey Heatherton • Tippi Hedren • Jimi Hendrix • Jim Henson • Ben Hogan • Hans Holbein • Herbert Hoover • J. Edgar Hoover • Steve Howe • Carl Hubbell • Rock Hudson • Hugh Jackman • Reggie Jackson • Shoeless Joe Jackson • Peter Jennings • Angelina Jolie • Wally Joyner • Danny Kaye • Diane Keaton • Helen Keller • Caroline Kennedy • John F. Kennedy, Jr. • Kermit the Frog • Nicole Kidman • Paul Klee • Ted Koppel • Ripsa Koskinen-Papunen • Sandy Koufax • Lisa Kudrow • Rod Laver • Peter Lawford • Cloris Leachman • Spike Lee • Ivan Lendl • Jay Leno • David Letterman • Greg Louganis • Shirley MacLaine • Ricky Martin • Harpo Marx • Bill Mauldin • Marcel Marceau • Paul McCartney • John McEnroe • Marshall McLuhan • Robert McNamara • Kristy McNichol • Steve McQueen • Anne Meara • George Michael • Michelangelo • Marilyn Monroe • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart • Martina Navratilova • Friedrich Nietzsche • Oliver North • Kim Novak • Ryan O'Neal • Pat Oliphant • Bobby Orr • Mel Ott • Sarah Jessica Parker • Trey Parker • Arnold Palmer • George S. Patton • Linus Pauling • Pelé • Anthony Perkins • Ross Perot • Joe Perry • Luke Perry • Pablo Picasso • Robert Plant • Cole Porter • Colin Powell • Pretty much any ballplayer named "Lefty" • Richard Pryor • Edward R. Murrow • Sergei Rachmaninoff • Raphael • Maurice Ravel • Ronald Reagan • Robert Redford • Keanu Reeves • Julia Roberts • Pat Robertson • David Robinson • Bill Russell • Babe Ruth • Eva Marie Saint • Deion Sanders • Gayle Sayers • Albert Schweitzer • Seal • H. Norman Schwarzkopf • Jerry Seinfeld • Monica Seles • Richard Simmons • Paul Simon • Warren Spahn • Mark Spitz • Ken Stabler • Ringo Starr • Ben Stiller • Sting • Darryl Strawberry • Emma Thompson • Rip Torn • Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec • Leo Tolstoy • Harry S. Truman • Peter Ustinov • Fernando Valenzuela • Rudy Vallée • Dick Van Dyke • Queen Victoria • Otto von Bismarck • Johann Wolfgang von Goethe • Kurt Vonnegut • Bill Walton • H. G. Wells • Eudora Welty • Prince William • Ted Williams • Bruce Willis • William Windom • Joanne Woodward • Jim Zorn

Real-world deceased characters

Actors Edward Andrews • Fatty Arbuckle • Fred Astaire • Lucille Ball • Vilma Bánky • Frances Bavier • Milton Berle • Bill Bixby • Humphrey Bogart • Ray Bolger • Sonny Bono • John Wilkes Booth • Shirley Booth • David Bowie • X. Brands • Yul Brynner • James Cagney • Eddie Cantor • Carol Channing • Charlie Chaplin • Maurice Chevalier • James Coburn • Joseph Cotten • Bing Crosby • Rodney Dangerfield • Sammy Davis, Jr. • William Demarest • David Doyle • Margaret Dumont • Jimmy Durante • Chris Farley • Norman Fell • W. C. Fields • Larry Fine • Joe Flynn • Tennessee Ernie Ford • Bob Fosse • Clark Gable • Greta Garbo • Judy Garland • John Gielgud • Lillian Gish • Freeman Gosden • Betty Grable • Cary Grant • Arsenio Hall • Rex Harrison • Gabby Hayes • Isaac Hayes • Rita Hayworth • Audrey Hepburn • Charlton Heston • Curly Howard • Leslie Howard • Moe Howard • Shemp Howard • Rock Hudson • Boris Karloff • Danny Kaye • Grace Kelly • Deborah Kerr • Eartha Kitt • Ernie Kovacs • Hedy Lamarr • Michael Landon • Peter Lawford • Tony Lip • Jack Lord • Paul Lynde • Karl Malden • Marcel Marceau • E. G. Marshall • Dean Martin • Chico Marx • Groucho Marx • Harpo Marx • Walter Matthau • John McGiver • Steve McQueen • Ray Milland • Marilyn Monroe • Dudley Moore • Agnes Moorehead • Audie Murphy • Anthony Newley • Leonard Nimoy • Laurence Olivier • Alice Pearce • Clara Peller • Anthony Perkins • Markie Post • Tyrone Power • Maudie Prickett • Richard Pryor • George Raft • Martha Raye • Donna Reed • Charles Nelson Reilly • Rin Tin Tin • Joan Rivers • Edward G. Robinson • Will Rogers • Cesar Romero • Jane Russell • Debralee Scott • George C. Scott • Tupac Shakur • Reta Shaw • Allan Sherman • Frank Sinatra • Brett Somers • Jimmy Stewart • Lana Turner • Peter Ustinov • Lupe Vélez • John Wayne • Orson Welles • James Westerfield Animators and cartoonists Tex Avery • Milton Caniff • V. T. Hamlin • Harvey Kurtzman • Bill Mauldin • Joe Shuster Artists Alexander Calder • Mary Cassatt • Paul Cézanne • Leonardo da Vinci • Salvador Dalí • Marcel Duchamp • Albrecht Dürer • M. C. Escher • Hans Holbein • Frida Kahlo • Paul Klee • René Magritte • Michelangelo • Claude Monet • Grandma Moses • Georgia O'Keeffe • Pablo Picasso • Raphael • Diego Rivera • Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec • Joseph Turner • Vincent van Gogh • Andrea del Verrocchio • Andy Warhol • Grant Wood Authors, poets and writers Douglas Adams • Hans Christian Andersen • Isaac Asimov • Jane Austen • James Baldwin • Alfred Bester • William F. Buckley • Albert Camus • Lewis Carroll • Willa Cather • Geoffrey Chaucer • Agatha Christie • E. E. Cummings • Honoré de Balzac • Simone de Beauvoir • Robbie Burns • Charles Dickens • Emily Dickinson • Walt Disney • Fyodor Dostoevsky • P. D. Eastman • Nora Ephron • William Faulkner • Anne Frank • Robert Frost • Allen Ginsberg • Lillian Hellman • Ernest Hemingway • Homer • Gerard Manley Hopkins • L. 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The Simpsons and relatives Jacqueline Bouvier • Patty Bouvier • Selma Bouvier • Abraham Simpson • Bart Simpson (Bartman • El Barto) • Homer Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Maggie Simpson • Marge Simpson • Mona Simpson Jub-Jub • Plopper • Santa's Little Helper • Snowball II Around Springfield Kumiko Albertson • Ms. Albright • Jasper Beardsley • Benjamin • Blue-haired lawyer • Brittany Brockman • Señora Bumblebee Man • Shauna Chalmers • Comic Book Guy • Crazy Cat Lady • Larry Dalrymple • Doug • Eddie • Maude Flanders • Ned Flanders • Julio Franco • Jonathan Frink • Gary • Alice Glick • Barney Gumble • Gil Gunderson • Constance Harm • Bernice Hibbert • Julius Hibbert • Julius Hibbert's daughter • Julius Hibbert's oldest son • Lionel Hutz • Jacques • "Just stamp the ticket" man • Princess Kashmir • Hyman Krustofsky • Akira Kurosawa • Cookie Kwan • Grady Little • Lou • Helen Lovejoy • Jessica Lovejoy • Timothy Lovejoy, Jr. • Barry Mackleberry • Jerri Mackleberry • Jack Marley • Horatio McCallister • Milo • Hans Moleman • Marvin Monroe • Eddie Muntz • Mrs. Muntz • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Lindsey Naegle • Nahasapeemapetilon octuplets (Anoop • Gheet • Nabendu • Poonam • Pria • Sandeep • Sashi • Uma) • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon • Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon • Old Jewish man • Ruth Powers • Gareth Prince • Gloria Prince • Joe Quimby (Mayor Quimby's body guards) • Martha Quimby • Raphael • Luigi Risotto • Nick Riviera • Sam • Gerald Samson • Agnes Skinner • Roy Snyder • Spuckler children (Dubya • Whitney) • Brandine Spuckler • Cletus Spuckler • Squeaky-voiced teen • Strawberry • Disco Stu • Moe Szyslak • Kirk Van Houten • Luann Van Houten • Clancy Wiggum • Sarah Wiggum • Yes Guy • Artie Ziff Celebrities Bill and Marty • Booberella • Kent Brockman • Bumblebee Man • Scott Christian • Duffman • Matt Groening • Krusty the Clown • Lurleen Lumpkin • Troy McClure • Sideshow Mel • Roger Meyers, Jr. • Arnie Pye • Pyro • Dave Shutton • Jebediah Springfield • Miss Springfield • Drederick Tatum • Mr. Teeny • Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain) Springfield Elementary School faculty and students Chuck Berger • Black weasel • Wendell Borton • Gary Chalmers • Lewis Clark • Database • Lunchlady Dora • E-mail • Rod Flanders • Todd Flanders • Ham • JJ Hibbert • Elizabeth Hoover • Sophie Jensen • Jimbo Jones • Edna Krabappel • Coach Krupt • Dewey Largo • Sherri Mackleberry • Terri Mackleberry • Otto Mann • Audrey McConnell • Nelson Muntz • Nell Nicholson • Brunella Pommelhorst • Janey Powell • Martin Prince • J. Loren Pryor • Report Card • Richard • Dolph Shapiro • Becky Shorter • Nina Skalka • Seymour Skinner • Cosine Tangent • Allison Taylor • Milhouse Van Houten • Wanda • Ralph Wiggum • Groundskeeper Willie • Hubert Wong • Yellow weasel • Jaffee Ziswhisky • Üter Zörker • Kearney Zzyzwicz Blond-haired boy with glasses • Brown-haired boy • Buck-toothed boy • Buck-toothed girl • Girl with glasses • Lewis look-alike • Long haired girl Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Blinky • Charles Montgomery Burns (The Hounds) • Carl Carlson • Charlie • Lenny Leonard • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Smitty Villains Sideshow Bob • Frankie the Squealer • Herman Hermann • Snake Jailbird • Kang Johnson • Kodos Johnson • Legs • Louie • The Rich Texan • Hank Scorpio • Johnny Tightlips • Fat Tony Other characters Capital City Goofball • Jesus Christ • Santa Claus • Devil • Fallout Boy • Itchy • God • Leprechaun • Richard Nixon • Poochie • Radioactive Man • Scratchy Families The Simpsons • The Bouviers • The Flanderses • The Hibberts • The Krustofskys • The Lovejoys • The Spucklers • The Van Houtens • The Wiggums • The Muntzes Miscellaneous Doppelgängers • Fictional characters • LGBT characters • Animals • Deceased characters • Crossover characters • One-time characters • Recurring characters • Non-canon characters