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John Flammang Schrank

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John Flammang Schrank
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Character Information
Male ♂
Hair: Grey
Occupation: Saloon keeper
First Appearance: "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
Voiced by: Hank Azaria

John Flammang Schrank was a saloon keeper known for his attempted assassination of former President Theodore Roosevelt. He appeared in Bart's daydream.


When Roosevelt was making a speech, John came out, stated that he was mad at the president "for some reason", and promptly shot him. Roosevelt then took the bullet out of his body and threw it back at John, killing him. His body then quickly decomposed and Roosevelt picked up his skull and ate it.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

His appearance and voice are modeled after Moe Szyslak.


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