| John Flammang Schrank
| Character Information
John Flammang Schrank was a saloon keeper known for his attempted assassination of former President Theodore Roosevelt. He appeared in Bart's daydream.
When Roosevelt was making a speech, John came out, stated that he was mad at the president "for some reason", and promptly shot him. Roosevelt then took the bullet out of his body and threw it back at John, killing him. His body then quickly decomposed and Roosevelt picked up his skull and ate it.
Behind the Laughter
His appearance and voice are modeled after Moe Szyslak.