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St. Sebastian

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"St. Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier. For preaching Christianity to the Romans, the Emperor Diocletian sentenced him to death by hail of arrows."
Lives of the Saints Comics[src]
St. Sebastian
Saint Sebastian.png
Character Information
Male ♂
Occupation: Roman soldier
First appearance: "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star
Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta

Saint Sebastian was an early Christian saint and martyr.


Ned Flanders dressed up as the martyr St. Sebastian for Springfield's Christian Pride Parade.[1]

Mr. Stanky caught his daughter Samantha kissing Milhouse in Bart's treehouse so he toke her out of Springfield Elementary School and enrolled her at all-girls Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls run by very nice French Canadian nuns.[2]

Ned Flanders dreamt of his own personal hell where Richard Dawkins as the Devil brewed a "Catholic Saint Soup" where he eat St. Sebastian then spit out the arrows at Ned.[3]


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Homer's soul is in the waiting room of heaven where St. Sebastian is also there being shot with arrows out-of-view.[4]

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The Simpsons 1995 Fun Calendar was themed around famous masterpieces and June has Homer posed in his underwear like Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian by Italian Renaissance painter Il Sodoma c. 1525.




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