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Johnny Calhoun

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Johnny Calhoun
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Character Information
Male ♂
Hair: Black
Occupation: Singer
First Appearance: "Homer the Heretic"

Johnny Calhoun is an American singer.


When Homer was skipping church he listened to Bill and Marty on the radio. After they played the song "Gonna Find Me a Genie With a Magic Bikini" by Johnny Calhoun they asked for the name of Calhoun's next album, a spoken word record of his right wing political views, that "kinda killed his career". Homer, owning this album called These Things I Believe, phoned in and won - even though he managed to get the name of the album wrong, calling it 'This Things I Believe'.