- This article is about the character. For the guest star, see Lucy Lawless.
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Lucy Lawless is an actress famous for playing Xena.
Kent Brockman was wearing a Superman costume when Snake Jailbird stole his car and his clothes along with it. Brockman found a clue which led him to the library, where he kicked down the door and burst in, still wearing the costume. The librarian shushed him and asked, "Why on earth are you wearing that outlandish get-up?" Brockman sharply retorted, "I'll ask the questions here, Lucy Lawless!"
Comic Book Guy said he had met Lucy Lawless on "several glorious occasions". Reflecting on those times, he said, "And let me tell you, like her character Xena, she can hit quite hard."
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The Collector kidnapped her using a giant magnet to attract her metal breastplate. She goes to get out of the clothing when several geeks at the convention she was at took out cameras and she decided against it. Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl went to save her. At The Collector's lair, Lawless kept insisting that she wasn't Xena. Eventually, after Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl had been captured, Lawless freed herself, stopped the collector and flew off with Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl. Clobber Girl says that Xena can't fly and Lawless tells her that she is not Xena.
In Comic Book Guy's letter to Santa Claus, one of the things he wanted was the complete collection of Buffy action figures, to be delivered by Sarah Michelle Gellar. However, he said he would accept Lucy Lawless (presumably costumed as Xena) as a substitute delivery person.