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King David

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For the Italian Renaissance sculpture, see David (Michelangelo).
King David
King David.png
Audio-Animatronic of King David at Praiseland
Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Deceased
Hair: Yellow
Gray
Occupation: King
Relatives: Son: King Solomon
First mentioned: "Bart's Girlfriend"
First appearance: "Simpsons Bible Stories"
Voiced by: Nancy Cartwright
Harry Shearer


King David was the second King of the United Kingdom of Israel and Judah.

History[edit]

Ms. Albright passed around a replica of the slingshot that King David used to kill Goliath in her Sunday school class.[1]

King David had an attraction on Praiseland. In the attraction reading David his 150 psalms to the children's irritation. [2]

Bart as King David

In a dream, King David was seen in Jewish Heaven talking to Joan Rivers.[3]

Non-canon[edit]

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King David appeared in Bart's dream. King David kills Goliath with a slingshot and his son, Goliath II, wants revenge and so he kills King David's oldest friend Methuselah. David then decides that he should kill him, mistaking him for Sampson and chopping off his hair, before being slingshotted away into the mountains and Goliath II declares himself the new king. David tells Shepherd Ralph of his plight: Ralph tries to kill Goliath II but dies trying. David sneaks into Goliath II's tower, which is blown up in the ensuing battle. Goliath II emerges from the flames, ready to strike, when Ralph kills him with his own tombstone. David is then thrown in jail for megacide, since the people agree that Goliath II was a better king than he ever was.[4]

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