| Earl Woods
| Character Information
Earl Woods was an army soldier and father and coach to Tiger Woods.
Homer read the book Training a Tiger by Earl Woods in order to better understand how to coach Bart. Homer then had a dream where he met Earl Woods and many other sports coach fathers. Earl Woods then joins the other fathers in a song, "Live Through Your Kid". Homer then thought he woke up, but found he was in bed with Earl Woods and several fathers. Earl told Homer that this was still part of the dream.
Later, Earl Woods told Homer that the fathers didn't want him any more as he blew it. Homer then told Earl that he had a baby daughter who might be good at beach volleyball. When Earl asked how old she was, Homer told him that she was one. Earl told Homer that was too late and slammed the door.