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Sasha is a Massive Success

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"Sasha is a Massive Success"
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Song Information
Singers: Sara Chase
Characters: Sasha Reed
Length: 1:30
Writer(s): Music: Jack Dolgen
Lyrics: Elisabeth Kiernan Averick and Jack Dolgen
Appearance(s): "The Star of the Backstage"

"Sasha is a Massive Success" is a song performed by Sasha Reed.

Lyrics[edit]

It was a cold and rainy morning,
When I exited the bus.
I stepped into the city,
Everyone in such a rush.
I suppose I started singing,
Just to keep the chill at bay.
I guess I sounded something like,
This!
And that's when I heard a man say...
"That tone, that pitch,
Your voice'll make us rich.
Stick with me, and you'll be destined to impress."
And that's how Sasha became,
A massive success.
Yes, Sasha,
Is a massive success.
Now I dine on the veranda,
With Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Scrape meat off the bone,
With Patti LuPone.
(Don't mention Glenn Close).
I eat Bananas Foster,
With my good friend Sutton Foster.
Thanks to Stephen Sondheim,
Who's the most gracious host.
Yes, I'm everything you thought I'd be.
When I left Springfield for the big city.
I've made it, I'm a cut above the rest.
'Cause Sasha has returned,
A massive,
Success...
That's right,
I'm a Broadway,
Star!

Appearances[edit]