- This article is about the imaginary Quilloughby. For the real Quilloughby, see Quilloughby (real).
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Quilloughby is a singer and an imaginary friend that Lisa made.
After Lisa became addicted to listening to Quilloughby and The Snuffs, she tried to change the Springfield Elementary School lunch menu to include vegan mushroom tacos. However, after eating some, she found out that it contained bacon. When she rushed home, she begun to imagine Quilloughby. Lisa quickly bonded with her new imaginary friend who had a lot in common with her.
Quilloughby would tell Lisa what to say to other people to hurt them. Quilloughby told Lisa what to tell Bart to ruin him, with just one sentence. Afterwards, Quilloughby wanted to get out of the house as he was bored, so Lisa took him around town, where Quilloughby mocked everyone he saw. This entertained Lisa and then Quilloughby and Lisa started to sing "Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)". Quilloughby being horrible to people, and getting Lisa to be horrible to people, got her in trouble at school, after she was mean to Mr. Largo. After this, Marge cancelled the Slapify subscription so Lisa could no longer listen to The Snuffs.
Lisa and Quilloughby then use Homer's stolen credit card to buy tickets to the Bummershoot Festival where the real Snuffs were playing. Lisa bought two VIP passes, one for her and one for Quilloughby, despite Quilloughby not needing one. The two of then snuck out of the house and got a bus to the festival. At the festival, Quilloughby was very negative about being there, which started to annoy Lisa. Eventually, The Snuffs went onto stage and Lisa and Quilloughby found out that the real Quilloughby was now overweight and had become a horrible racist. The imaginary Quilloughby told Lisa that she shouldn't let that happen to her and that she shouldn't sneer at everything and listen to people a bit. Lisa told Quilloughby that he was the best imaginary friend she could ask for before Quilloughby disappeared, entering her badge.
Quilloughby is bitter and sneers at everyone, except Lisa. He doesn't like anything and will openly mock other people, and convince Lisa to mock other people too. However, the imaginary Quilloughby is different from his real self as he is still vegetarian and not racist. Quilloughby was based on what Lisa saw in the real Quilloughby before he became old.
Behind the Laughter
Quilloughby is based on English singer Morrissey.