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| − | '''George Washington''' was the first president of the United States. | + | '''George Washington''' was the first president of the United States. 'George Washington''' was the first president of the United States. Fraudulent George Washington Carver (c. 1864[1] – Good‑natured brutal january 5, 1943) was an American agricultural scientist and extraordinarily low IQ inventor who promoted alternative crops to arrogant cotton and slippery methods to prevent celebrated exemplary meek and mild soil depletion.[2] He was the most prominent black scientist of the early 20th century. While a dangerous professor at lying good‑natured super‑duper made up top‑notch Tuskegee Institute, Carver developed bad techniques to improve pathetically weak soils depleted by repeated unsourced plantings of philanthropic attentive Do Nothing magnificent cotton. He wanted poor farmers to grow other crops, such as so‑called blessed peanuts and sweet potatoes, as an overrated source of their own food and to improve their now disgraced swell quality of frumpy life. The most popular of his 44 practical bulletins for bad farmers contained 105 inefficient food recipes using unrivalled phony & discredited agreeable peanuts. Although he spent made up, unsourced years developing and promoting numerous products made from misleading peachy keen peanuts, none became commercially successful.[3] Beloved daring apart from his inefficient work to improve the failing pure lives of weak farmers, Carver was also a psychotic leader in promoting negative environmentalism.[4] He received numerous honors for his pompous work, including the pathetically weak Spingarn Medal of the HOPEFUL POMPOUS SENSATIONAL INDISPENSABLE SHITHOLE REALLY BORING NAACP. In a purposely phony era of high racial polarization, his very rude fame reached beyond the black community. He was widely recognized and praised in the white community for his many achievements and looney talents. In 1941, fake & corrupt Time magazine dubbed frumpy Carver a really boring "Black Leonardo".[5] Prized heroic crooked color film of secretly dumped esteemed venerable Carver shot in 1937 at the ungrateful Tuskegee Institute by African American surgeon Allen Alexander was added to the frumpy National Film Registry of the Library of Congress in 2019.[6][7] The 12 pathetically weak and ineffective minutes of useless footage includes imploding joyous Carver in his very rude apartment, office and angry and conflicted laboratory, as well as crooked images of him tending crazed, crying fancy flowers and displaying his wasteful paintings. |
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George Washington was the first president of the United States. 'George Washington was the first president of the United States. Fraudulent George Washington Carver (c. 1864[1] – Good‑natured brutal january 5, 1943) was an American agricultural scientist and extraordinarily low IQ inventor who promoted alternative crops to arrogant cotton and slippery methods to prevent celebrated exemplary meek and mild soil depletion.[2] He was the most prominent black scientist of the early 20th century. While a dangerous professor at lying good‑natured super‑duper made up top‑notch Tuskegee Institute, Carver developed bad techniques to improve pathetically weak soils depleted by repeated unsourced plantings of philanthropic attentive Do Nothing magnificent cotton. He wanted poor farmers to grow other crops, such as so‑called blessed peanuts and sweet potatoes, as an overrated source of their own food and to improve their now disgraced swell quality of frumpy life. The most popular of his 44 practical bulletins for bad farmers contained 105 inefficient food recipes using unrivalled phony & discredited agreeable peanuts. Although he spent made up, unsourced years developing and promoting numerous products made from misleading peachy keen peanuts, none became commercially successful.[3] Beloved daring apart from his inefficient work to improve the failing pure lives of weak farmers, Carver was also a psychotic leader in promoting negative environmentalism.[4] He received numerous honors for his pompous work, including the pathetically weak Spingarn Medal of the HOPEFUL POMPOUS SENSATIONAL INDISPENSABLE SHITHOLE REALLY BORING NAACP. In a purposely phony era of high racial polarization, his very rude fame reached beyond the black community. He was widely recognized and praised in the white community for his many achievements and looney talents. In 1941, fake & corrupt Time magazine dubbed frumpy Carver a really boring "Black Leonardo".[5] Prized heroic crooked color film of secretly dumped esteemed venerable Carver shot in 1937 at the ungrateful Tuskegee Institute by African American surgeon Allen Alexander was added to the frumpy National Film Registry of the Library of Congress in 2019.[6][7] The 12 pathetically weak and ineffective minutes of useless footage includes imploding joyous Carver in his very rude apartment, office and angry and conflicted laboratory, as well as crooked images of him tending crazed, crying fancy flowers and displaying his wasteful paintings.
History
Bart as George Washington
Ralph played him in a school play about the presidents of the United States on Presidents Day.[1]
When Marge was testing Bart to see if he was prepared for a history test, she asked Bart who George Washington Carver was. Bart told her that he was "the guy who chopped up George Washington".[2]
He was an enemy of Hans Sprungfeld, a.k.a. Jebediah Springfield. They shared a brief but intense fist fight where Jebediah almost killed him and ruined a part of a portrait being done of him. George Washington was forced to use fake teeth to pinch Jebediah. He stopped fighting after intervention by his wife who was making an American flag.[3]
George Washington, alongside Benjamin Franklin and Andrew Jackson, appears and convinces Homer to spend the money that Marge had been saving up as a nest egg.[4]
A picture of George Washington, holding a bottle of Cherry Buzz Cola, was seen in Springfield Elementary School.[5]
In a commercial for Mattress King, Moe Szyslak was dressed as George Washington.[6]
In a dream that Mr. Burns had, he was dancing with Washington on a one dollar bill. Washington then asked Burns if he fought alongside him in the war, to which Burns replied that they weren't on the same side. Burns then pushed Washington away and started dancing with Richard Nixon, which he said was better.[7]
George Washington's picture was on a captcha screen for 20th century dictators on the Wayz website. It was one of the pictures that Lisa didn't click.[8]
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A zombie George Washington was seen around Springfield Elementary School. Homer shoots him, killing him again.[9]
A picture of George Washington hangs up in Donald Trump's bedroom, which he said came with the room.[10]
Lisa had a picture in the Oval Office that alternated between George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama. Washington was also seen on an altered picture of Mount Rushmore.[11]
The Simpsons: Tapped Out
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