- For the timbersports competitor, see Carol Connor and Rachel Cohen.
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Rachel Cohen is Lisa Simpson's imaginary friend. She is Jewish.
History[edit]
Lisa made Rachel to try to avoid other people and be with someone with an IQ as high as herself.[1]
Rachel Cohen was element Rc on Lisa's Table of Geeky Delights.[2]
Non-canon[edit]
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When Lisa was young, she made Rachel up, as she had no friends. Lisa and Rachel often had tea parties together. Rachel got married in an imaginary wedding to a unicorn, and Lisa attended the wedding. Eventually, Lisa outgrew Rachel and, with advice from Marge, forgot about her.
A few years later, Lisa was playing with Janey when a lawnmower turned on and killed her. At the funeral, Sherri and Terri told Lisa they wanted to be her best friends, and then they died. Lisa went to a grief counselor and she ended up dead too. This all turned out to be Rachel, who was jealous that Lisa had new best friends and was killing them.
Lisa started to return to normal after, going back to school. Rachel then threatened to kill Milhouse. Lisa tried to get Rachel to stop, but she refused. Since Lisa was the only one attached to all the murders, she was arrested and put in jail, where she revealed to Rachel that Marge was the reason she forgot about Rachel and moved on. Rachel got angry at this and went to kill Marge.
When she arrived at the Simpson house, she tried to throw a knife at Marge, but Snowball II blocked it, getting killed in the process. She then tried to kill Marge using an iron, before Lisa and Bart, who helped Lisa break out of jail, stopped her. Rachel said that nobody would believe Lisa as nobody could see Rachel, until Homer came along and said he could see her as he was drunk. Rachel attacked Homer, causing Homer to summon his imaginary friend, Sergeant Sausage.
Sergeant Sausage and Rachel fought for a bit before Rachel shoved him in a microwave and caused him to explode. When Rachel was getting ready to kill everyone, Lisa stopped her by imagining her as an older woman, and then married to someone, causing Rachel to be defeated.[3]
Behind the Laughter[edit]
While Rachel Cohen is a common Jewish name, this character may have been named after David S. Cohen, now David X. Cohen. Alternatively, she may have been named after Joel H. Cohen. Also, she may have been named after activist and politician Rachel Cohen-Kagan
Appearances[edit]
References[edit]
Episode – "Today I Am a Clown" (mentioned)
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXVII" (BFF R.I.P.)
Book – The Lisa Book (mentioned)
