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Character Information
Male ♂
Hair: Brown
Occupation: Baker
Former: Colonel
First appearance: "Treehouse of Horror II"
Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta

The colonel is a baker and former army colonel in Springfield.


After Lisa made a wish on the monkey paw for world peace, all violent jobs were stopped. When Kang and Kodos arrived on Earth to enslave the people in Springfield, Apu told the colonel to do something about it. However, the colonel said that he was now a baker.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The closed captions on the DVD refers to him as "Gordon".