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Baby-puppy vendor

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Baby-puppy vendor
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Character Information
Male ♂
Hair: Black
Occupation: Vendor
First appearance: "Treehouse of Horror XII"
Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta

The "baby-puppy vendor" (real name not known) is a merchant in the Ethnictown neighborhood of Springfield. He claims to be selling babies out of a pushcart. From his accent, he seems to be of Italian origin.


When the Simpsons visited Ethnictown, they heard merchants calling out in a sing-song voice to advertise their wares. One of them was the Baby-puppy vendor, who called out, "Babies! Who wants-a babies?" as he pushed a cart full of pink and blue bundles. Homer picked up a pink bundle to look at it more closely, and on unwrapping it, discovered that the "baby" was actually a shaved puppy. When Homer confronted the man, he tried to mollify Homer by grinning broadly and saying, "I can see you know babies." Homer, however, was unimpressed.