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The Simpsons: Tapped Out 4th of July 2015 content update

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This article is about the Tapped Out's 4th of July content update from 2015. For other year's Tapped Out 4th of July content updates, see TSTO 4th of July Content Updates.
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"4th of July 2015"
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The event store panel.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out 4th of July 2015 content update was released on June 30, 2015, and introduces 1 new building-character combo, 1 new building and 1 new decoration.
The mini-event lasted till July 9, 2015.

Characters[edit]

Image Name Unlock message Notes
Richard Nixon.png Richard Nixon Richard Nixon Unlock.png Unlocked with the Scandal-gate Hotel.

Returning[edit]

Image Name Unlock message Notes
George Washington.png George Washington Tapped Out George Washington New Character.png Unlocked with the Ye Olde Cherry Tree.
Returns from July 4th 2014.
Giuseppe Granfinali.png Giuseppe Tapped Out Giuseppe Granfinali New Character.png Unlocked with Giuseppe's Workshop.
Returns from July 4th 2014 and Winter 2014.
Abraham Lincoln.png Abraham Lincoln Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln New Character.png Unlocked with Lincoln's Cabin.
Returns from 4th July 2013, Valentine's Day 2014 and July 4th 2014.
Rex Banner.png Rex Banner Tapped Out Rex Banner New Character.png Unlocked with Nighthawk Diner.
Returns from 4th July 2013 and July 4th 2014.
Tapped Out Unlock Kang.png Kang Tapped Out Kang Unlock.png Unlocked upon completing Monetization Liberation Pt. 2.
Returns from Treehouse of Horror XXIII, Treehouse of Horror XXIV and Treehouse of Horror XXV.

Skins[edit]

Image Name Cost Unlock message Notes
Tapped Out Apu 4th July 2013.png All-American Apu Donut Tapped Out.png30 Tapped Out All-American Apu New Character.png Returns from 4th July 2013 and July 4th 2014.

Buildings[edit]

Image Name Building time Costs Task Notes
Scandal-gate Hotel.png Scandal-gate Hotel 6s Donut Tapped Out.png150 Taking Reports of Concerned Guests Unlocks Richard Nixon.
Presidential Estate.png Presidential Estate 6s Donut Tapped Out.png85 Giving Guided Tours

Returning[edit]

Image Name Building time Costs Task Notes
Giuseppe's Workshop Tapped Out.png Giuseppe's Workshop 6s Donut Tapped Out.png95 Go Boom! Unlocks Giuseppe.
Returns from July 4th 2014 and Winter 2014.
Tapped Out Nighthawk Diner.png Nighthawk Diner 6s Donut Tapped Out.png90 Giving Insomniacs a Place to Go Unlocks Rex Banner.
Returns from 4th July 2013 and July 4th 2014.
Tapped Out Lincolns cabin.png Lincoln's Cabin 6s Donut Tapped Out.png150 Income Tax Unlocks Abraham Lincoln.
Returns from 4th July 2013, Valentine's Day 2014 and July 4th 2014.

Decorations[edit]

Image Name Cost Notes
Patriotic Box of Fireworks.png Patriotic Box of Fireworks Cash.png5,600 1 is awarded for free after completing Monetization Liberation Pt. 7.

Returning[edit]

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Lincoln Memorial.png Lincoln Memorial Cash.png100,000 Returns from July 4th 2014.
Tapped Out Fireworks Barge.png Fireworks Barge Donut Tapped Out.png80 Returns from July 4th 2014 and Winter 2014..
Tapped Out American Flag.png American Flag Cash.png5,600 Returns from 4th July 2013 and July 4th 2014.
Tapped Out Pinwheel firework.png Pinwheel Firework Donut Tapped Out.png40 Returns from 4th July 2013, July 4th 2014 and Winter 2014.
Tapped Out Crate of fireworks.png Box of Fireworks Donut Tapped Out.png60 Returns from 4th July 2013, July 4th 2014, Clash of Clones and Winter 2014.
Ye Olde Cherry Tree.png Ye Olde Cherry Tree Donut Tapped Out.png180 Unlocks George Washington.
Returns from July 4th 2014.
Tapped Out Liberty bell.png Liberty Bell Cash.png50,000 Returns from 4th July 2013 and July 4th 2014.
Tapped Out Lisa statue.png Lisa Statue of Liberty Donut Tapped Out.png75 Returns from 4th July 2013 and July 4th 2014.
Tapped Out Holo-Flag Bart.pngTapped Out Holo-Flag Starfleet Federation.pngTapped Out Holo-Flag US Flag.png Holo-Flag Donut Tapped Out.png15 Changes flag every time it's tapped. Each Holo-Flag can be set to have a different flag:
Bart's Pirate Flag, U.S. Flag and Starfleet Federation Flag!
Returns from "Mathelete's Feat".
Tapped Out Hover-copter.png Hover-copter Donut Tapped Out.png70 Returns from Treehouse of Horror XXV.

Gameplay[edit]

Monetization Liberation[edit]

Monetization Liberation Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on June 30th:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's the 4th of July! Time to grab my secret stash of illegal fireworks from their hiding place!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You kept a box of fireworks hidden behind the basement furnace?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yes, but, see, I put this this heavy can of gasoline on top of the box, so that if any ka-booms happened, the explodey parts wouldn't be able to get out. Safe!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're a nuclear safety engineer, right?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...*Long Pause*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yes.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You had to think about that a long time.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I did. Anyway, time to “inspect” some of these little guys in the backyard! Ka-boom!
Task: Make Homer “Safety Inspect” Fireworks (4h)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're not really “inspecting” those fireworks so much as you are “lighting them with a match held in your teeth.”
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's how the pros do it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Anyway, the only way to properly test fireworks is to set off so many the sky shines like a beacon!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png ...a beacon that is easily noticeable by any Class IX Rigellian Battle Cruisers that happen to be passing through your pathetic solar system!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Monetization Liberation Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Kodos!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png It's Kang! Not all Rigellians look alike, you know. That's super-insulting. Super-duper-times-infinity insulting, oh tiny human intellect!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Sorry. Kind of sensitive about that, aren't you?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Silence! *Long Pause* Please.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Just because your vile species is about to be death-rayed out of existence, that's no reason for me to be rude. So, please be silent, you insignificant worm.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're going to destroy our planet? Why?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png That series of explosions you just sent up is Intergalactic Signal Light Morse Code for “please obliterate my irrelevant planet immediately.”
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We take it back! Dad, tell the nice alien we take it back!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad?
Task: Make Lisa Try to Solve the Latest Crisis (4h, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Homer Play Happy Little Elves (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Tapped Out Kang Unlock.png

Monetization Liberation Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Huh? Oh, sorry, sweetie. I was just playing the “Happy Little Elves” game on my phone. It's super-addictive.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png I know, right? So good...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I didn't realize aliens played it too!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png It just came out in the Palm O.S. app store two days ago. For some reason, we always get stuff late.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh, maybe because nobody still uses Palm phones.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png All on Rigel use Palm! Palm is the superior form of mobile telephony! All hail Palm!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Now I must use my Palm to program in the coordinates for the death ray strike! Prepare to perish!
Task: Make Kang Activate the Death Ray (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Monetization Liberation Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Okay, Kang. Time to program that death ray. Work, work, work.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Hmm... maybe just a few minutes with the Happy Little Elves game first. Just a quick visit to my town. Then, I'll get some serious work done.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Look at Kang's town! He's been playing just two days, and it's already way cooler than mine!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png He must be spending a fortune! And spending lots of money to rush builds is a form of cheating.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Er, but not when you do it, Sky Finger. Go on splashing that cash.
Task: Make Homer Trash Talk a Fellow Gamer (12h)
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png What's this? A message from a fellow Happy Little Elves player?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Wow. That is... a whole lot of misspelled profanity.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Monetization Liberation Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png How dare you question my spending habits, human spendthrift! Now I will program my death ray to wipe your kind from the galaxy!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Weren't you supposed to do that hours ago?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png I know! But this holiday event demands the constant attention of my vastly superior intelligence! Blast these mobile games!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey! If we're elf-friends we can gift each other berries to get through the event faster! I can't seem to buy them anymore.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I had to put the parental locks on. You kept maxing out the credit cards!
Task: Make Homer Friend Request Kang (2h)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Look, Lisa! Kang friended me! You remember Kang, right?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Big green guy? About to murder you and everyone you love?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Great glayvin! If Kang friended Homer, there may be a way to use the connection to hack into the Rigellian Master Computer!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You mean, like they did in “Independence Day?” Wasn't that the dumbest plot point in an already-dumb movie?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It certainly was! I hope it works as implausibly for us as it did for them!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Monetization Liberation Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Good news! I have cloned Homer's account to every mobile device in Springfield! And loaded them all with elf berries.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png If we all spam Kang's phone with elf berries, we can crash the alien computer network!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Quick, everyone! Execute this idiotic plan that was devised by lazy writers who have absolutely no clue how computers work!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They're unwillingness to come up with a more believable twist to this story may just save us all!
Task: Make Springfielders Send Kang Elf Berries [x10] (4h, Brown House)
On job start:
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png What's this? An influx of elf berries!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png I'll use them to buy more gold, usurious exchange rate be damned!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Monetization Liberation Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Great Krandor's tentacles! The influx of elf berries has overloaded my entire system! Not that that makes any sense whatsoever!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Look, Kang's UFO is falling from the sky!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo-hoo! We did it!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now to do the only thing Americans still do well: channel all our rage at illegal aliens.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Hold on, now. There's some paperwork involved in kicking aliens out of the country. Shouldn't require more than fifteen years or so.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Foolish humans! It was my plan all along to get trapped here by your painfully slow bureaucracy.
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Also, I'm going to take all your jobs! We Rigellians work cheap!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png And with all these elf berries, I shall dominate your Happy Little Elf leaderboards for all time!!!!
Task: Make Kang 8-Hour Evil Laugh (8h)
System Message For saving Springfield, have a Patriotic Box of Fireworks on the house.
PatrioticBOF Reward.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Happy Indipendence Day![edit]

After the user logs in on July 4th:
System Message Happy Independence Day! Please enjoy these 13 commemorative donuts in honor of the original colonies.
TO Indipendence Day 2015.png
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Colonies? I thought America was made of states?
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png Do you not care AT ALL about the history of this great country my friends and I fought so hard to create?
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Yes, and that I DIED for?
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png There you go again. Always gotta work the assassination thing into every conversation.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Well it's true!
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png Okay, we get it!
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png13

Premium Gameplay[edit]

Gil Deal[edit]

After tapping Gil's US Flag 4th of July Gil Deal 2015 Mark.png's mark
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Ol' Gil has returned to Springfield with something both amazing and physics-defying.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png With the power of my non-patented snake oiled time machine, I give you everyone's... eh... "favorite" Commander-In-Chief!
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png ...shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow. Vice President Ford will be sworn in as President-
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png WHAT THE -- WHAT IS THIS PLACE? WHERE DID THE OVAL OFFICE GO? AND WHY IS EVERYONE GLARING AND HISSING AT DICK NIXON?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It must be that time of year again. Another ex-President has somehow appeared in Springfield.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png President Nixon, welcome to the year 2015. It's an honor to... that is to say, it's nice to... er, it's actually not that great to meet you.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? TELL ME, AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT -- IS NIXON REMEMBERED AS AMERICA'S MOST ABHORRENT POLITICAL SCOUNDREL?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, uh... kinda.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png AND ALL BLAME FOR THE SCANDAL THAT ENDED MY PRESIDENCY RESTS ON DICK NICKSON'S SHOULDERS?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Pretty much.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Then the plan worked. And America is safe. Thank God Almighty for that.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait... plan? What plan?
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png DICK NICKSON HAS SAID TOO MUCH! DICK NICKSON WILL SAY NO MORE!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png What plan is former President Nixon referring to? What's the real story behind America's worst political scandal?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png And what do George Washington and Abraham Lincoln think of our most reviled President? Build the Scandal-gate Hotel to find out!
Richard Nixon Gil Deal.png
If the user denies:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png What kind of a patriot doesn't purchase Richard Nixon on the Fourth of July? He's America's forty-fourth most beloved President!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png To be honest, I get it. I really do. I tried to get ANYONE but Nixon. Called up Jefferson, Grant, both Roosevelts....
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png But their royalty fees are too high. It's hard to get the prestigious ones. They're not as desperate.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I did manage to sell six Nixons, at least. I hope ol' Gil can live off that income for an entire year....
If the user accepts:
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png The Scandal-gate Hotel. What a groovy old crib. Make sure to order the Continental breakfast. It's far out.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Gee, I wouldn't expect you to remember this place so fondly, Mr. President.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Dick Nixon tries not to live in the past. The great karmic wheel turns ever onward, carrying us where it will. Just sit back and dig the ride, little sister.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png "Dig the ride?" Are you, like, doing a character right now?
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png This is the real Nixon, baby. The "character" was the stuffed-shirt phony you knew as your President. That was all an act to keep "The Man" off Dick Nixon's back.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So this is how you actually talk? It's seriously not a joke?
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Now that I'm out of the political game, I can finally let my freak flag fly. Right on. Right. On.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's actually pretty annoying. If you don't mind my saying so.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Hey, you gotta speak your truth. Now let's go get some beers.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm an eight-year-old girl!
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Nixon got a Presidential pardon. That means Nixon and all his good buddies can do whatever they want.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's not how that works.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Whatever. Politics are dumb. I'm Audi 5000.

Scandal-gate[edit]

Scandal-gate Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png This just in! Last night, a break-in occurred at the historic Scandal-gate Hotel.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png The thieves raided the headquarters of the Springfield Botanical Society, making off with $9.78 in petty cash and some packets of seeds.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Several of the seed packets were for petunias. I don't know why that detail is considered relevant by the half-wits who wrote this copy for me to read off the teleprompter.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png A break-in at the Scandal-gate? It's happening again...
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'll get my best man on it. My best man is not very good, unfortunately. He's terrible. But he's a slightly better man than my other men, who are all shockingly bad men.
If the user has the Police Station: Task: Make Richard Nixon Turn Himself In (4h, Police Station)
If the user doesn't have the Police Station: Task: Make Richard Nixon Turn Himself In (4h, Scandal-gate Hotel)
On job start:
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Look no further, copper! Nixon is your man. Nixon is behind this heinous crime.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Isn't that impossible? You just beamed into town like five minutes ago.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Nixon did it, and now he's orchestrating a vast cover-up to hide his involvement. This thing goes all the way to the top.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mr. President, why are you trying to take the blame for something you obviously didn't do?
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Nixon obviously did so do it. Nixon's behind this despicable political attack. Arrest Nixon.
On job end:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What political reason could there be for you to target a group of elderly gardening enthusiasts?
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Follow the money.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Nine dollars and seventy-eight cents? THAT money?
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png I know! Nixon must be a lunatic. But he definitely did it. Just like in 1972.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Scandal-gate Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mr. President, now that we're alone, please tell me why you're taking the fall for the break-in at the Scandal-gate?
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png I have to. Just like I had to in 1972. To protect the American people.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But you WERE behind that break-in! Everybody knows that. There were YEARS of investigations, THOUSANDS of articles...
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png All lies, planted by the jive turkeys who were really behind it. They were running scared. Because Nixon and his friends had cracked the case.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Dick Nixon, you see, is a master detective. Nixon makes Sherlock Holmes look like a blithering idiot. And Nixon filled his White House with fellow super-sleuths.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Ehrlichman, John Dean, Haldeman and Nixon called ourselves “The Mystery Solvers Club.” We had closed hundreds of cases the fuzz deemed “unsolvable.”
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png At night, we prowled the streets of D.C., magnifying glasses in hand, collecting clues.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png But when, in 1972, we realized the truth behind the break-in, we decided it was too big, too terrible to ever get out.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png The American people need to believe in their government. But they also need the bad guys to get caught. So we let ourselves BECOME the bad guys.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png It's like in “The Dark Knight” when Batman lets himself be framed for the murder of Harvey Dent. Nixon is pretty sure that's based on Nixon, by the way.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I've never seen it.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Never seen “The Dark Knight?” How is that even possible? It's like my seventh-favorite movie EVER. Come on. We're watching it right now.
Task: Make Richard Nixon Watch "The Dark Knight" (6h, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Lisa Watch "The Dark Knight" (6h, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Scandal-gate Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png NOW do you see, Lisa? NOW do you dig how Dick Nixon is maybe an even better Batman than Christian Bale?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Not really. What WAS this horrible truth you were trying to keep from the American people?
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png In Washington, nothing is as it seems. What you think you know, you don't. And what you definitely don't know, you do.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Tell me -- who are the LAST two people you would ever expect to be the masterminds of the break-in?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Geez, I don't know... Probably Woodward and Bernstein?
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png BINGO.
Task: Make Richard Nixon Blow Everyone's Minds
Task: Make Lisa Get her Mind Blown (1h, Scandal-gate Hotel)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Scandal-gate Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Woodward and Bernstein were crusading, intrepid reporters who re-established the rule of law in Washington!
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png They were conservative operatives posing as reporters, at a hardline neo-Fascist think tank posing as The Washington Post.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png It says so on the masthead: “The Washington Post is a front for a hardline neo-Fascist think tank.” Why doesn't anyone ever read the masthead?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, it's kind of small print. I assumed it wasn't that important...
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Anyway, those reactionaries had to do SOMETHING to stop me. They knew about my second-term agenda.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Which was?
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Please understand that Nixon's biography is a lie. Nixon grew up on an anarchist Marxist Buddhist hippie commune on the upper slopes of Mount Everest.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Where the air is far too thin to breathe...
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Shut up.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're insane.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png NIXON WAS LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD, AND NIXON SAYS SHUT UP.
Task: Make Lisa Sulk (45s, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Scandal-gate Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Anyway, Nixon spent decades deep undercover as a Republican. All to set up my glorious second term. I called it: “The Love Agenda.”
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png We were gonna press the “reset” button on America. No more military, no more money. No more “rich” and “poor.”
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png No more “police.” No more “fire department” or “hospitals.” Just people, you know? Hanging out, digging on good music and positive vibes.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's a great system. Very well thought out.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Then Woodward and Bernstein caught wind of it, and eighty-sixed the whole beautiful vision.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png But we'll get there. People are too damn groovy not to get there.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I really hope you're wrong about that.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png In fact, I'm gonna go soak up some love right now. Later, square.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So long, Another Intensely Disappointing Ex-President.
Task: Make Richard Nixon Wave to the People (12h)
System Message Unlock Washington and Lincoln to see what our greatest Presidents think of our least-great President!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Narcissism 101[edit]

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Mr. Nixon, sir? As a career politician with a deep commitment to serving the needs of myself, I am honored to meet you.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png The pleasure is all Nixon's, Nixon's main man.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I was wondering -- as a relative novice in the ways of political wrongdoing, might I pick your brain for a bit? With all humility, of course...
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Nixon apologizes if this seems indiscreet, but, what is this “I” word you use to indicate you are discussing yourself?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Er ah... the first person singular. Indicating the speaker is referring to him- or herself.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Dick Nixon is not familiar with this particular turn of phrase. Dick Nixon feels that it connotes weakness in the speaker.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png But isn't it -- forgive me, oh Vile Sachem -- kind of mandatory? An inescapable convention of -- by your pardon, oh Satanic Sage -- the English language?
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Well, Dick Nixon doesn't claim that Richard M. Nixon has a scholar's grasp of grammatical rules.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png But it seems to Richard Milhouse Nixon that--
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Hey! My name is Milhouse!
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Go away, blue child.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png --anyway, it seems to Nixon that a great leader should always separate himself from the rules of grammar, or, it seems, all reasonable behavior.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I will learn... er, that is, Quimby will learn this moronic lesson well.
Task: Make Quimby Practice Speaking in the Third Person (6h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Led Them Better[edit]

After tapping on Richard Nixon's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png What it is, Abe?
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Richard Nixon! What in the blazes are you doing here?
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Got sucked into a time vortex or something. Same as you.
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png Is that Dick Nixon?
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Indeed.
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png I hate that dude.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png He's not the best.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Whoa, daddy-os! We're all ex-Presidents here. Why the cold shoulder?
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png Gee, I don't know... maybe because you very nearly destroyed the government I worked so hard to build?
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Yeah, the same government I gave my LIFE for.
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png What?
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png It's just... we know, okay? We know you got assassinated.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Well, I did.
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png You just don't have to mention it in like every conversation, is all.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png Oh, I'm sorry if my taking a bullet to the head is so unpleasant for you. I can assure you, it was far worse from where I was sitting.
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png Look. It's not a competition: “Who was a better President, Abe or George?” You've got nothing to prove. So relax.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png I didn't realize that my sacrifice -- THE GREATEST SACRIFICE A MAN CAN MAKE, BY THE WAY -- was something I should be ashamed of. So sorry.
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png Whatever. Drop it.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Whoa! Getting a little icy in here, boys. Whaddya say we take it down a notch, and all kick back with our favorite pastimes?
Task: Make George Washington Try to Cut Down a Cherry Tree (12h, Ye Olde Cherry Tree)
Task: Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails (8h, Lincoln's Cabin)
Task: Make Richard Nixon Bowl Around Town (4h)
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png George, we can argue for eternity about which of us was the greatest, but at least we agree on one thing.
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png Nixon was the worst.
Tapped Out Richard Nixon Icon.png Come on, it wasn't all bad! I opened up China to the West. That was HUGE.
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png That's your thing, isn't it? Like how Lincoln always mentions he got shot. You're all: “sure, I disgraced the office, but remember China! What about China?”
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png He does bring it up a lot.
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png So pathetic.
Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon.png But seriously, George, for the record -- I DID get shot.
Tapped Out George Washington Icon.png Just stop.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

One Last Presidential Prank[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Be back in five minutes, Marge. Bart and I are gonna egg the Presidential Estate.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That doesn't seem very patriotic of you. I thought you admired the President?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I did! For his first six months in office. Then, like all Americans, I realized that he's the problem with everything.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And on and on the cycle goes.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Anyway, it's free speech or something. You do want our son to learn about free speech, don't you?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I guess. Just don't use the organic eggs. They're expensive.
Task: Make Homer Egg the Presidential Estate (3h, Presidential Estate)
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Egg the Presidential Estate (3h, Presidential Estate)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Conform-o-meter impact[edit]

Building or Item Rating Points
Scandal-gate Hotel Indolence 10
Presidential Estate
Lincoln's Cabin
Giuseppe's Workshop None None
Nighthawk Diner Gluttony 10
Patriotic Box of Fireworks Vanity 600
Lincoln Memorial 870
American Flag 450
Holo-Flag 250
Ye Olde Cherry Tree Indolence
Bonus $ and XP
10
2.75%
Firework Barge Vanity
Bonus $ and XP
800
2.75%
Pinwheel Firework Vanity
Bonus $ and XP
400
2%
Box of Fireworks Vanity
Bonus $ and XP
600
2.25%
Liberty Bell Obedience 10
Hover-Copter
Lisa Statue of Liberty Obedience
Bonus $ and XP
10
2.75%

Other changes made[edit]

June 30 update ("4_15_4thofJuly2015")[edit]

  • All Youngsters are excluding from Beat Homer With Unused Instruments, Beat Homer in the Church, Drink at Beer-N-Brawl, Drink Craft Beer and Invest in Ziffcorp instead of individual exclusions.
  • Museum of Natural History now gives 10 points to Obedience instead of Indolence.
  • Teach Homer About Easter, Pretend to Listen, Play the Blues, Shop for Good Friday Sales, Watch Easter Films, Think About Converting to Judaism and Prepare for Passover won't show up anymore, now requiring Easter 2015 to be active.
  • Beach Chair now will appear in the shop locked at Level 5 instead of Level 4, and will be buyable at Level 15 instead of Level 11.
  • Holo-Flag was removed from the Civic inventory category.
  • Building Giuseppe's Workshop now yelds XP.png95 instead of XP.png300.
  • Failure To Launch quest now starts with Pt. 1's text and skips to Pt. 2. All quests names were moved back by 1.
  • The Dungeon Keeper Pt. 1 now doesn't require Death by Squishee to be completed.
  • Completing July 4th character set now yelds Cash.png1,250 and XP.png25 instead of Cash.png1,000 and XP.png20.
  • The Rainbow Tree changed appearance.

July 1 update ("4_15_4thofJuly2015_Patch1_PostLaunch")[edit]

  • The Store Raccomandation for 4th of July 2015 items now requires Monetization Liberation Pt. 1 to be started.

July 3 and 7 update ("4_15_June2015" Patch 3 + Patch 4)[edit]

  • (4_15_June2015_Patch2_PostLaunch)
  • (4_15_June2015_Patch3_PostLaunch)

Sources[edit]

  • TOUI favicon.png Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information