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| Inspector Wiggum
| Character Information
Inspector Wiggum is an inspector at Scotland Yard.
Inspector Wiggum was assigned to the Mutton Chop Murderer case when Eliza Simpson and Dr. Bartley also took on the case. Inspector Wiggum claimed to hate British food, but seemed to love eating eel pies. As Simpson and Bartley chased down the suspect, Homer, through Mao's, Inspector Wiggum caught him as he was also at Mao's as opium was the only way to get Ralph to sleep.
After the suspect was caught, there was another murder, which Simpson and Bartley discovered. After smelling the sword that was used to kill the victim, Simpson realized who the murderer was. At the public execution of Homer, Simpson and Bartley interrupted to stop the execution and they revealed that the sword smelled like eel pie. As Inspector Wiggum tried to talk his way out of it, Lou revealed that Wiggum had mutton chops. Wiggum then told Simpson and Bartley that he wanted to do a crime that even Simpson couldn't solve. Wiggum then ran off and tried to escape in a hot air balloon, but it was hit by a Victorian flying saucer.
In Mao's, Ralph told Inspector Wiggum that he had the craziest dream. Inspector Wiggum then told Ralph that he was still dreaming, as the two of them flew off into a fantasy world on a bed.