Lard Lad

Lard Lad

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Fictional Hair: Brownish Orange Occupation: Advertiser for Lard Lad Donuts First appearance: "Treehouse of Horror VI"

Lard Lad is an advertising mascot used to promote Lard Lad Donuts. He stands on top or next to the donut shops.

History

A Lard Lad Plastic Coin Bank and Petroleum Gel Dispenser was on sale at Cockamamie's.

Non-canon

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

Lard Lad appears in the new Opening Sequence, after the head of Jebediah Springfield's statue lands on Ralph Wiggum. As the camera zooms past Ralph, Lard Lad appears on the left side of the screen and the Billboard gag on the right side.

Lard Lad came to life (along with many other advertisements in Springfield) after a mysterious storm passed over Springfield and the advertisements were struck by lightning. Coincidentally, Homer had just stolen Lard Lad's colossal donut, so on coming to life, Lard Lad went after Homer to get his donut back. He then joined in with the other advertisements in trashing the town, hitting things with his donut. He and the other advertisements were defeated when Lisa (with some help from Paul Anka) got the townspeople to stop looking at them. However, it took some extra effort to make Homer quit looking at Lard Lad.

Kang & Kodos bring him to life using the laser from their space ship. At that point, Homer and Bart rush into the area where he is wreaking havoc. Bartman either opens his hatches using his slingshot and then flies down onto the hatch, or HeliumHomerball uses gummy bears to open the hatch and then hovers onto the hatch. The whole battle was watched and reported on by Kent Brockman. After all of his wires had been disabled, he fell to the ground and Homer kicked his 'Lard Crotch'.

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Sentient Lard Lad Statue Image Cost Unlock method Unlock message 150 Treehouse of Horror XXXII Premium, Van Brunt & Churchill Ad Agency Permanent Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Go Skating 10m 26, 7 Simpsons' Skating Rink Polish His Giant Donut 60m 105, 26 Lard Lad Donuts or Eatery Overpay for Sex on the Beach 4h 260, 70 Smooches on the Beach Stay at the Swelldorado 4h 260, 70 Swelldorado Try to Win at Blackjack 4h 260, 70 $ Casino Drink and Babysit 4h 260, 70 The Boiled Potato Attend Parenting Seminars 4h 260, 70 Universal Panacea Eat Donuts 4h 260, 70 Dance the Señor Burns 8h 420, 105 Chez Guevara Moonlight as a Sports Mascot 8h 420, 105 Duff Stadium or Isotope Stadium or Duff Center Arena or Basketball Stadium or Robot Rumble Arena or Business Go on a Rampage 12h 600, 150

Behind the Laughter

• Lard Lad is probably a reference to the Big Boy restaurant statue.
• He is seen in The Simpsons Movie, but noticeably in the wrong colors. He can be seen with red dungarees, paler skin and black hair.

Trivia

• A Lard Lad play set was made by McFarlane Toys.

Appearances

This shows appearances of Lard Lad alive

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror VI"
• Episode – "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart" (couch gag)
• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIV" (Couch Gag)
• Episode – "Every Man's Dream" (tattoo)
• Comic story – The Official Cockamamie's Mail-Order "Cult-alog" of Cool Pop-Cultural Collectibles! (toy)
• Video game – The Simpsons: Hit & Run
• Video game – The Simpsons Game
• Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out

References

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