- "Do you maggots want to see a show or not?! I, uh... I mean, uh, uh, here they are, the Party Posse!"
- ―L.T. Smash[src]
Lieutenant L.T. Smash is a Navy recruiter and the founder of Party Posse.
History
When Bart was running away from an angry mob, L.T. Smash rescued him in his car and took him back to Bart's house. Smash revealed to the Simpson family that he was forming a boy band, the Party Posse, and he wanted Bart in for his bad boy attitude. Bart hastily agreed and eventually Marge allowed it, signing the contract. Smash then took Bart to Classified Records to meet his fellow band members; Milhouse, Nelson and Ralph.
Smash served as the Party Posse's manager, watching over them when they recorded songs or put on live shows. After Lisa found out that there was subliminal messaging in the Party Posse's songs to get people to join the US Navy, Lisa went to L.T. Smash to tell him about it. However, she found out that Smash was in with Navy and he was behind it. To show the power he had as a Navy recruiter, Smash yelled at Lenny and Carl, telling them to join the Navy, to which they both did. Smash then told Lisa that she couldn't leave as she knew too much, only to find that Lisa had already left.
The Party Posse were then holding a concert on the USS Sea Spanker. A Navy admiral told Smash during the show that he was shutting down the boy band project as Mad was about to put out an issue mocking the Party Posse. The admiral then shut down the voice enhancer that improved the singing of the band. Smash then started to sail the ship towards New York City to destroy Mad Magazine Headquarters. Upon arriving, he had Nelson and Ralph load missiles into the launchers and fired them at the building, destroying it. He was then led away in handcuffs by the Irish policeman.[1]
Smash was part of Homer's doomsday survival club. He welcomed Homer and his family to the new house when they arrived to stay away from the rest of society. He also attended every meeting. He then later chased after the Simpson family and was surprised to find that civilization was still going like normal.[2]
Non-canon
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| Taps Final Update
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| Wave
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Cost
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Release
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| 3
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 140
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October 8, 2024
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| Permanent Jobs
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Time
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Reward
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Requires
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Quest with the task
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Animated?
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| Go Skating
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10m
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 26,  7
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Simpsons' Skating Rink
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| Shop for Doomsday Supplies
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60m
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105, 26
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Shop
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| Airdrop Doomsday Materials
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4h
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260, 70
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Classified Records
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L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 3
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| Overpay for Sex on the Beach
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4h
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260, 70
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Smooches on the Beach
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| Stay at the Swelldorado
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4h
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260, 70
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Swelldorado
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| Try to Win at Blackjack
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4h
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260, 70
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$ Casino
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| Drink and Babysit
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4h
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260, 70
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The Boiled Potato
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| Attend Parenting Seminars
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4h
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260, 70
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Universal Panacea
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| Shop for Cider
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4h
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260, 70
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Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill
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| Obtain Anxiety Medication
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6h
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350, 90
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Springfield Medical Center
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| Use Superliminal Messaging
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8h
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420, 105
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L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 1
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| Dance the Señor Burns
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8h
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420, 105
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Chez Guevara
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| Craft Subliminal Messaging
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12h
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600, 150
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Classified Records
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| Enjoy a Night at the Theater
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12h
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600, 150
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Springfield Playhouse
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| Complain About Electric Buzzing
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12h
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600, 150
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The Buzzing Sign Diner
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| Run Doomsday Drill
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24h
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1,000, 225
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Brown House
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| Buy Groceries at a Kindling Store
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24h
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1,000, 225
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Kevin's Kindling
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Airdrop Doomsday Materials
Use Superliminal Messaging
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Personality
L.T. Smash is a Navy soldier and that shows through his fake personality as a cool, hip record producer a lot. Whilst he started out keeping the Navy part of him under control, the longer he stayed in his role as a record producer, the more that mask started to slip. This was seen when he yelled at the children at the Party Posse concert and called them "maggots". Smash is also very dedicated to his role and to the Navy's boy band program. When he was told by his superior that the program was being shut down, Smash refused to obey and decided to go and attack Mad magazine instead, not worrying about the legality of this.
Behind the Laughter
In "Homer Goes to Prep School", Smash's hair changed from blond to brown in one scene.
Appearances
References
| Factfiles from Simpsons World the Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20
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| Season 14
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| Rock Stars • Audrey McConnell, Third Grade Teacher • Dr. Velimirovic, Plastic Surgeon • Mitch Hartwell, the Reality Channel Producer • Junior (AKA Frank Grimes, Jr.) • Teacher of the Year Award Nominating Committee • Dexter Colt, Private Eye • The Mugger • Larry H. Lawyer, Jr. • Baby Stink-Breath • Booberella • Sara Sloane, Hollywood Movie Star • Cookie Kwan, Red Coat Realtor • Stark Richdale • Declan Desmond • Julio and Grady • Luke Stetson, Junior Wrangler • Suds McDuff, Spokesdog/Mascot for Duff Beer • Marriage Counselor • Jim Proudfoot • Don Castellaneta
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Episode – "New Kids on the Blecch" 
– The Simpsons Movie 
Book – Simpsons World The Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20 
Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out 
