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| {{TBT|531}} | | {{TBT|531}} |
− | {{TB|September 29, 2013}}
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| {{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}} | | {{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}} |
| {{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}} |
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| {{TBT|532}} | | {{TBT|532}} |
− | {{TB|October 6, 2013}}
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| {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}} | | {{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}} |
| {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|RABF16}} |
| {{TBT|533}} | | {{TBT|533}} |
− | {{TB|November 3, 2013}}
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| {{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.) | | {{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.) |
| ''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}} | | ''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}} |
| {{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|RABF18}} |
| {{TRsT|534|2}} | | {{TRsT|534|2}} |
− | {{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}
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| {{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}} | | {{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}} |
| {{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}} | | {{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}} |
| + | {{TRs|RABF22|2}} |
| {{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}} | | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}} |
| {{TBT|535}} | | {{TBT|535}} |
− | {{TB|November 17, 2013}}
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| {{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}} | | {{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}} |
| {{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|RABF19}} |
| {{TBT|536}} | | {{TBT|536}} |
− | {{TB|November 24, 2013}}
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| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|"[[The Kid Is All Right]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The Kid Is All Right]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF02}} |
| {{TBT|537}} | | {{TBT|537}} |
− | {{TB|December 8, 2013}}
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| {{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}} | | {{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}} |
| {{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF04}} |
| {{TBT|538}} | | {{TBT|538}} |
− | {{TB|December 15, 2013}}
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| {{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}} | | {{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}} |
| {{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF01}} |
| {{TBT|539}} | | {{TBT|539}} |
− | {{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}
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| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF05}} |
| {{TRsT|540|2}} | | {{TRsT|540|2}} |
− | {{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}
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| {{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}} | | {{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}} |
| {{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}} | | {{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}} |
| + | {{TRs|SABF03|2}} |
| {{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}} | | {{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}} | | {{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}} |
| {{TBT|541}} | | {{TBT|541}} |
− | {{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}
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| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF06}} |
| {{TBT|542}} | | {{TBT|542}} |
− | {{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
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| {{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}} | | {{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}} |
| {{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF08}} |
| {{TBT|543}} | | {{TBT|543}} |
− | {{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
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| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF07}} |
| {{TBT|544}} | | {{TBT|544}} |
− | {{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}
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| {{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
− | {{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}} | + | {{TB|My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's.}} |
| {{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF09}} |
| {{TBT|545}} | | {{TBT|545}} |
− | {{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}
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| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF10}} |
| {{TBT|546}} | | {{TBT|546}} |
− | {{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}
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| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF11}} |
| {{TBT|547}} | | {{TBT|547}} |
− | {{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}
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| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF12}} |
| {{TBT|548}} | | {{TBT|548}} |
− | {{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}
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| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|''No Gag''}} | | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
| {{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF13}} |
| {{TBT|549}} | | {{TBT|549}} |
− | {{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}
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| {{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}} | | {{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}} |
| {{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF14}} |
| {{TBT|550}} | | {{TBT|550}} |
− | {{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}
| + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|'''No gag'''}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|'''No gag'''}} | |
| {{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|RABF21}} |
| {{TBT|551}} | | {{TBT|551}} |
− | {{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}
| + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|'''No gag'''}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|'''No gag'''}} | |
| {{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF15}} |
| {{TBT|552}} | | {{TBT|552}} |
− | {{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}
| + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|'''No gag'''}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|'''No gag'''}} | |
| {{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|SABF18}} |
| }} | | }} |
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Revision as of 08:54, June 24, 2020
The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
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July 27, 2007
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I will not illegally download this movie
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Season 23
#
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Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
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Episode Name
|
553
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September 28, 2014
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Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die
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"Clown in the Dumps"
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554
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October 5, 2014
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No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Wreck of the Relationship"
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555
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October 12, 2014
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No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Super Franchise Me"
|
556
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October 19, 2014
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No Gag
|
No Gag
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"Treehouse of Horror XXV"
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557
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November 2, 2014
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No Gag
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No Gag
|
"Opposites A-Frack"
|
558
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November 9, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Simpsorama"
|
559
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November 16, 2014
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No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Blazed and Confused"
|
560
|
November 23, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Covercraft"
|
561
|
December 7, 2014
|
|
Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken
|
"I Won't Be Home for Christmas"
|
562
|
January 4, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
|
563
|
January 11, 2015
|
|
Snowmen don't have carrot penises
|
"Bart's New Friend"
|
564
|
January 25, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Musk Who Fell to Earth"
|
565
|
February 8, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Walking Big & Tall"
|
566
|
February 15, 2015
|
|
Pixel art is not real art
|
"My Fare Lady"
|
567
|
March 1, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Princess Guide"
|
568
|
March 8, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Sky Police"
|
569
|
March 15, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Waiting for Duffman"
|
570
|
April 19, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Peeping Mom"
|
571
|
April 26, 2015
|
|
Lisa writes: I will not pay my sister to do my punishment.
|
"The Kids Are All Fight"
|
572
|
May 3, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Let's Go Fly a Coot"
|
573
|
May 10, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Bull-E"
|
574
|
May 17, 2015
|
300px
|
During the episode:
I will not fight the future
|
"Mathlete's Feat"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
575
|
September 27, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Every Man's Dream"
|
576
|
October 4, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"'Cue Detective"
|
577
|
October 11, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Puffless"
|
578
|
October 18, 2015
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no gag
|
no gag
|
"Halloween of Horror"
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579
|
October 25, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXVI"
|
580
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November 8, 2015
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no gag
|
no gag
|
"Friend with Benefit"
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581
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November 22, 2015
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no gag
|
no gag
|
"Lisa with an "S""
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582
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December 6, 2015
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no gag
|
no gag
|
"Paths of Glory"
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583
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December 13, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Barthood"
|
584
|
January 3, 2016
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no gag
|
no gag
|
"The Girl Code"
|
585
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January 10, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
|
586
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January 17, 2016
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no gag
|
no gag
|
"Much Apu About Something"
|
587
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February 14, 2016
|
|
Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt
|
"Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"
|
588
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February 21, 2016
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no gag
|
no gag
|
"Gal of Constant Sorrow"
|
589
|
March 6, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Lisa the Veterinarian"
|
590
|
March 13, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"The Marge-ian Chronicles"
|
591
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April 3, 2016
|
|
If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything
|
"The Burns Cage"
|
592
|
April 10, 2016
|
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Skinner writes: Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson
|
"How Lisa Got Her Marge Back"
|
593
|
April 24, 2016
|
|
Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon
|
"Fland Canyon"
|
594
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May 8, 2016
|
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Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift
|
"To Courier with Love"
|
595
|
May 15, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Simprovised"
|
596
|
May 22, 2016
|
|
Milhouse does not live below the puberty line
|
"Orange Is the New Yellow"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
597
|
September 25, 2016
|
|
This arm needs Tommy John surgery
|
"Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus"
|
598
|
October 2, 2016
|
|
I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in
|
"Friends and Family"
|
599
|
October 9, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Town"
|
600
|
October 16, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXVII"
|
601
|
October 23, 2016
|
|
The first episode of the second 600
|
"Trust but Clarify"
|
602
|
November 6, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"There Will Be Buds"
|
603
|
November 13, 2016
|
|
Being right sucks
(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which Donald Trump won, a result predicted in Bart to the Future)
|
"Havana Wild Weekend"
|
604
|
November 20, 2016
|
|
I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping
|
"Dad Behavior"
|
605
|
December 4, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Last Traction Hero"
|
606
|
December 11, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Nightmare After Krustmas"
|
607
|
January 8, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Pork and Burns"
|
608 609
|
January 15, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Great Phatsby"
|
610
|
February 12, 2017
|
|
If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on Atlanta
|
"Fatzcarraldo"
|
611
|
February 19, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Cad and the Hat"
|
612
|
March 5, 2017
|
|
We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up
|
"Kamp Krustier"
|
613
|
March 12, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"22 for 30"
|
614
|
March 19, 2017
|
|
Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"
|
"A Father's Watch"
|
|
In-episode (Lisa): Everybody's a winner
|
|
In-episode (Bart): I did nothing wrong this week
|
615
|
April 2, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Caper Chase"
|
616
|
April 30, 2017
|
|
In-episode (Grampa): I just wrote one and I'm already tired
|
"Looking for Mr. Goodbart"
|
617
|
May 7, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Moho House"
|
618
|
May 21, 2017
|
|
Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift
|
"Dogtown"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
619
|
October 1, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Serfsons"
|
620
|
October 8, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Springfield Splendor"
|
621
|
October 15, 2017
|
|
It's unfair to judge a president on his first 300 days
|
"Whistler's Father"
|
622
|
October 22, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXVIII"
|
623
|
November 5, 2017
|
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Hooligan is not a profession
|
"Grampy Can Ya Hear Me"
|
624
|
November 12, 2017
|
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I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job
|
"The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be"
|
625
|
November 19, 2017
|
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We do not live in our own pee
|
"Singin' in the Lane"
|
626
|
December 3, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Mr. Lisa's Opus"
|
627
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December 10, 2017
|
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Snow Angels are not frozen hobos
|
"Gone Boy"
|
628
|
January 7, 2018
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Haw-Haw Land"
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#
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Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
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Episode Name
|
645
|
November 11, 2018
|
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In-episode (on the street): I will not order pregnant rats
|
"From Russia Without Love"
|
648
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December 2, 2018
|
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My pre-Christmas behavior really helps the coal industry
|
"Daddicus Finch"
|
649
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December 9, 2018
|
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The fat man who works one night a year is my dad
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"'Tis the 30th Season"
|
650
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January 6, 2019
|
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My new year's resolution was to quit school
|
"Mad About the Toy"
|
654
|
March 3, 2019
|
|
Chili fries do not go in like a lamb and out like a lion
|
"101 Mitigations"
|
658
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March 31, 2019
|
|
I am not a grandmother
|
"Girl's in the Band"
|
659
|
April 7, 2019
|
|
I will not write "Audit please" on Homer's tax return
|
"I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh"
|
660
|
April 28, 2019
|
|
Bart writes "Haw Haw!" on it, but then hits the blackboard, that turning around reveals Nelson attached to it with tape
|
"D'oh Canada"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
668
|
November 10, 2019
|
|
Daylight savings isn't something I can spend
|
"Marge the Lumberjill"
|
671
|
December 1, 2019
|
|
Todd writes "Idle hands are the Devil's tools" with two hands.
|
"Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?"
|
673
|
January 5, 2020
|
|
Teacher spent New Year's Eve at home by choice
|
"Hail to the Teeth"
|
678
|
March 15, 2020
|
|
Lisa writes "Bart is at a Doctor's appointment"
|
"Better Off Ned"
|
680
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April 19, 2020
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"School Online", written on the school blackboard
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"The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby"
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681
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April 26, 2020
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Homer writes "How did the boy get me to do this?" with Bart watching
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"Warrin' Priests: Part One"
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682
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May 3, 2020
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I will stop reminding the principal I have a later bedtime than he does
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"Warrin' Priests: Part Two"
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Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
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Special
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October 13, 2016
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I will not make celebrities read mean tweets
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Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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Comics
Books
Products
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Release date
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Picture
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Gag
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Product
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Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom
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Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock
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Adverts
Picture
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Gag
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Advert
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I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.
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Sky 1 400th episode ad
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Calendar
Picture
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Gag
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Note
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I will not tell a lie
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I will be a better principal and son
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Written by Principal Skinner
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Name here is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons
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Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar
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Trading cards
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Picture
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Gag
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1
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Biting is unsanitary and rude
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2
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I will not belch the national anthem
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3
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I will not encourage others to fly
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4
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Giving people wedgies is not clever
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5
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I will not do anything bad ever again
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6
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I will not drive the principal's car
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7
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I will spend my time productively
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8
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Tar is not a plaything
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9
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I will not lie, cheat, or spit
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10
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I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom
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11
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I will not add to our nation's problems
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12
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Krusty the Clown is not God
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13
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Hamsters do not eat onion rings
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14
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I will not trade pants with others
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15
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I will not do that thing with my tongue
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16
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I will not undermine traditional American values
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17
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Cursing is a crutch
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18
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I am not a 32 year old woman
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19
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I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
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20
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I will not sell school property
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21
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I will not get very far with this attitude
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22
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I will not overestimate my own popularity
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Video games/Applications
Picture
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Gag
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Video game/Application
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Note
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I will not burp in class.
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The Simpsons Screen Saver
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At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".
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Other
EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012
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Gag
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Note
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I will not under-provision servers.
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Written in Comic Sans.
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Table Reading Room
Picture
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Gag
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Note
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I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads
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It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.
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