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| {{TBT|465}} | | {{TBT|465}} |
− | {{TB|September 26, 2010}}
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| {{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}} | | {{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}} |
| {{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|MABF21}} |
| {{TBT|466}} | | {{TBT|466}} |
− | {{TB|October 3, 2010}}
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| {{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}} | | {{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}} |
| {{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|MABF17}} |
| {{TBT|467}} | | {{TBT|467}} |
− | {{TB|October 10, 2010}}
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| {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}} | | {{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}} |
| {{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|MABF18}} |
| {{TBT|468}} | | {{TBT|468}} |
− | {{TB|November 7, 2010}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|''no gag''}} | |
| {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|MABF16}} |
| {{TBT|469}} | | {{TBT|469}} |
− | {{TB|November 14, 2010}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|''no gag''}} | |
| {{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|MABF20}} |
| {{TBT|470}} | | {{TBT|470}} |
− | {{TB|November 21, 2010}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|''no gag''}} | |
| {{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF01}} |
| {{TBT|471}} | | {{TBT|471}} |
− | {{TB|November 28, 2010}}
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| {{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}} | | {{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}} |
| {{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF02}} |
| {{TBT|472}} | | {{TBT|472}} |
− | {{TB|December 5, 2010}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|''no gag''}} | |
| {{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|MABF22}} |
| {{TBT|473}} | | {{TBT|473}} |
− | {{TB|December 12, 2010}}
| |
| {{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}} | | {{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}} |
| {{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|MABF19}} |
| {{TBT|474}} | | {{TBT|474}} |
− | {{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
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| {{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|January is not Bart History Month}} | | {{TB|January is not Bart History Month}} |
| {{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF03}} |
| {{TBT|475}} | | {{TBT|475}} |
− | {{TB|January 16, 2011}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|''no gag''}} | |
| {{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF04}} |
| {{TBT|476}} | | {{TBT|476}} |
− | {{TB|January 23, 2011}}
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| {{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}} |
− | {{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Prince]] is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}} |
| {{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF05}} |
| {{TBT|477}} | | {{TBT|477}} |
− | {{TB|February 13, 2011}}
| |
| {{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}} | | {{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}} |
| {{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF06}} |
| {{TBT|478}} | | {{TBT|478}} |
− | {{TB|February 20, 2011}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|''no gag''}} | |
| {{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF07}} |
| {{TBT|479}} | | {{TBT|479}} |
− | {{TB|March 6, 2011}}
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| {{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}} | | {{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}} |
| {{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF08}} |
| {{TBT|480}} | | {{TBT|480}} |
− | {{TB|March 13, 2011}}
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| {{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}} | | {{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}} |
| {{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF09}} |
| {{TBT|481}} | | {{TBT|481}} |
− | {{TB|March 27, 2011}}
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| {{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}} | | {{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}} |
| {{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF10}} |
| {{TBT|482}} | | {{TBT|482}} |
− | {{TB|April 10, 2011}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|''no gag''}} | |
| {{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF11}} |
| {{TBT|483}} | | {{TBT|483}} |
− | {{TB|May 1, 2011}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|''no gag''}} | |
| {{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF12}} |
| {{TBT|484}} | | {{TBT|484}} |
− | {{TB|May 8, 2011}}
| |
| {{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}} | | {{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}} |
| {{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF13}} |
| {{TRsT|485|2}} | | {{TRsT|485|2}} |
− | {{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
| |
| {{TB|}} | | {{TB|}} |
| {{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}} | | {{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}} |
| {{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}} | | {{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}} |
| + | {{TRs|NABF14|2}} |
| {{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} | | {{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}} |
| {{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}} | | {{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}} |
| {{TBT|486}} | | {{TBT|486}} |
− | {{TB|May 22, 2011}} | + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|''No Gag''}} |
− | {{TB|''no gag''}} | |
| {{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|NABF15}} |
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Revision as of 18:31, June 23, 2020
The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
Airdate
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Picture
|
Gag
|
July 27, 2007
|
|
I will not illegally download this movie
|
|
Season 23
#
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Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
487
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September 25, 2011
|
|
no gag
|
"The Falcon and the D'ohman"
|
488
|
October 2, 2011
|
|
It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election
|
"Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
|
489
|
October 30, 2011
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXII"
|
490
|
November 6, 2011
|
|
It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?
|
"Replaceable You"
|
491
|
November 13, 2011
|
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no gag
|
"The Food Wife"
|
492
|
November 20, 2011
|
"The Book Job"
|
493
|
November 27, 2011
|
"The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
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494
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December 4, 2011
|
|
"Caucus" is not a dirty word
|
"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
|
495
|
December 11, 2011
|
|
Cafeteria trays are not toboggans
|
"Holidays of Future Passed"
|
496
|
January 8, 2012
|
|
Tintin did not sucksuck
|
"Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson"
|
497
|
January 15, 2012
|
|
We do need no education
|
"The D'oh-cial Network"
|
498
|
January 29, 2012
|
|
There's no proven link between raisins and boogers
|
"Moe Goes from Rags to Riches"
|
499
|
February 12, 2012
|
|
I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart
|
"The Daughter Also Rises"
|
500
|
February 19, 2012
|
|
Milhouse writes: Bart's earned a day off
|
"At Long Last Leave"
|
|
During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint: I ♥ the breakdown of society
|
501
|
March 4, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart"
|
502
|
March 11, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"How I Wet Your Mother"
|
503
|
March 18, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"Them, Robot"
|
504
|
April 15, 2012
|
|
Original airing: The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours International (except UK)/online version: Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"
|
"Beware My Cheating Bart"
|
505
|
April 29, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
|
506
|
May 6, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"The Spy Who Learned Me"
|
507
|
May 13, 2012
|
|
Call your mother during the commercials.
|
"Ned 'n' Edna's Blend Agenda"
|
508
|
May 20, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"Lisa Goes Gaga"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
509
|
September 30, 2012
|
|
I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)
|
"Moonshine River"
|
510
|
October 7, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXIII"
|
511
|
October 21, 2012/ November 4, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"Adventures in Baby-Getting"
|
512
|
November 11, 2012
|
|
I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission
|
"Gone Abie Gone"
|
513
|
November 18, 2012
|
300px
|
I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in
|
"Penny-Wiseguys"
|
514
|
November 25, 2012
|
|
20 more shoplifting days till Christmas
|
"A Tree Grows in Springfield"
|
515
|
December 9, 2012
|
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no gag
|
"The Day the Earth Stood Cool"
|
516
|
December 16, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"To Cur, with Love"
|
517
|
January 6, 2013
|
|
Teacher did not get fat over the holidays
|
"Homer Goes to Prep School"
|
518
|
January 13, 2013
|
|
I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on
|
"A Test Before Trying"
|
519
|
January 27, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"Changing of the Guardian"
|
520
|
February 10, 2013
|
|
I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"
|
"Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing"
|
521
|
February 17, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"Hardly Kirk-ing"
|
522
|
March 3, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"Gorgeous Grampa"
|
523
|
March 10, 2013
|
|
I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)
|
"Black-Eyed, Please"
|
524
|
March 17, 2013
|
|
Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"
|
"Dark Knight Court"
|
525
|
April 14, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"What Animated Women Want"
|
526
|
April 28, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"Pulpit Friction"
|
527
|
May 5, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"Whiskey Business"
|
528
|
May 12, 2013
|
|
This School is not falling apart (then the blackboard falls apart)
|
"The Fabulous Faker Boy"
|
529
|
May 19, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"The Saga of Carl"
|
530
|
May 19, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"Dangers on a Train"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
531
|
September 29, 2013
|
300px
|
25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.
|
"Homerland"
|
532
|
October 6, 2013
|
|
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXIV"
|
533
|
November 3, 2013
|
|
We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
(Marcia Wallace, the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)
|
"Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
|
534
|
November 10, 2013
|
|
My School Schedule does not include a bye week.
|
"YOLO"
|
|
During the episode: I will not drop a stitch
|
535
|
November 17, 2013
|
|
Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember
|
"Labor Pains"
|
536
|
November 24, 2013
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Kid Is All Right"
|
537
|
December 8, 2013
|
|
I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom
|
"Yellow Subterfuge"
|
538
|
December 15, 2013
|
|
I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"
|
"White Christmas Blues"
|
539
|
January 5, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Steal This Episode"
|
540
|
January 12, 2014
|
|
Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"
|
"Married to the Blob"
|
|
If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying
|
541
|
January 26, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Specs and the City"
|
542
|
March 9, 2014
|
|
A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals
|
"Diggs"
|
543
|
March 9, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Man Who Grew Too Much"
|
544
|
March 16, 2014
|
|
"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."
|
"The Winter of His Content"
|
545
|
March 23, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The War of Art"
|
546
|
March 30, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee"
|
547
|
April 6, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Luca$"
|
548
|
April 13, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Days of Future Future"
|
549
|
April 27, 2014
|
|
You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th
|
"What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
|
550
|
May 4, 2014
|
No gag
|
No gag
|
"Brick Like Me"
|
551
|
May 11, 2014
|
No gag
|
No gag
|
"Pay Pal"
|
552
|
May 18, 2014
|
No gag
|
No gag
|
"The Yellow Badge of Cowardge"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
553
|
September 28, 2014
|
|
Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die
|
"Clown in the Dumps"
|
554
|
October 5, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Wreck of the Relationship"
|
555
|
October 12, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Super Franchise Me"
|
556
|
October 19, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXV"
|
557
|
November 2, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Opposites A-Frack"
|
558
|
November 9, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Simpsorama"
|
559
|
November 16, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Blazed and Confused"
|
560
|
November 23, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Covercraft"
|
561
|
December 7, 2014
|
|
Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken
|
"I Won't Be Home for Christmas"
|
562
|
January 4, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
|
563
|
January 11, 2015
|
|
Snowmen don't have carrot penises
|
"Bart's New Friend"
|
564
|
January 25, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Musk Who Fell to Earth"
|
565
|
February 8, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Walking Big & Tall"
|
566
|
February 15, 2015
|
|
Pixel art is not real art
|
"My Fare Lady"
|
567
|
March 1, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Princess Guide"
|
568
|
March 8, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Sky Police"
|
569
|
March 15, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Waiting for Duffman"
|
570
|
April 19, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Peeping Mom"
|
571
|
April 26, 2015
|
|
Lisa writes: I will not pay my sister to do my punishment.
|
"The Kids Are All Fight"
|
572
|
May 3, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Let's Go Fly a Coot"
|
573
|
May 10, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Bull-E"
|
574
|
May 17, 2015
|
|
During the episode:
I will not fight the future
|
"Mathlete's Feat"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
575
|
September 27, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Every Man's Dream"
|
576
|
October 4, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"'Cue Detective"
|
577
|
October 11, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Puffless"
|
578
|
October 18, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Halloween of Horror"
|
579
|
October 25, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXVI"
|
580
|
November 8, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Friend with Benefit"
|
581
|
November 22, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Lisa with an "S""
|
582
|
December 6, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Paths of Glory"
|
583
|
December 13, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Barthood"
|
584
|
January 3, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"The Girl Code"
|
585
|
January 10, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
|
586
|
January 17, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Much Apu About Something"
|
587
|
February 14, 2016
|
|
Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt
|
"Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"
|
588
|
February 21, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Gal of Constant Sorrow"
|
589
|
March 6, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Lisa the Veterinarian"
|
590
|
March 13, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"The Marge-ian Chronicles"
|
591
|
April 3, 2016
|
|
If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything
|
"The Burns Cage"
|
592
|
April 10, 2016
|
|
Skinner writes: Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson
|
"How Lisa Got Her Marge Back"
|
593
|
April 24, 2016
|
|
Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon
|
"Fland Canyon"
|
594
|
May 8, 2016
|
|
Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift
|
"To Courier with Love"
|
595
|
May 15, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Simprovised"
|
596
|
May 22, 2016
|
|
Milhouse does not live below the puberty line
|
"Orange Is the New Yellow"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
597
|
September 25, 2016
|
|
This arm needs Tommy John surgery
|
"Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus"
|
598
|
October 2, 2016
|
|
I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in
|
"Friends and Family"
|
599
|
October 9, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Town"
|
600
|
October 16, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXVII"
|
601
|
October 23, 2016
|
|
The first episode of the second 600
|
"Trust but Clarify"
|
602
|
November 6, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"There Will Be Buds"
|
603
|
November 13, 2016
|
|
Being right sucks
(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which Donald Trump won, a result predicted in Bart to the Future)
|
"Havana Wild Weekend"
|
604
|
November 20, 2016
|
|
I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping
|
"Dad Behavior"
|
605
|
December 4, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Last Traction Hero"
|
606
|
December 11, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Nightmare After Krustmas"
|
607
|
January 8, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Pork and Burns"
|
608 609
|
January 15, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Great Phatsby"
|
610
|
February 12, 2017
|
|
If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on Atlanta
|
"Fatzcarraldo"
|
611
|
February 19, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Cad and the Hat"
|
612
|
March 5, 2017
|
|
We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up
|
"Kamp Krustier"
|
613
|
March 12, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"22 for 30"
|
614
|
March 19, 2017
|
|
Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"
|
"A Father's Watch"
|
|
In-episode (Lisa): Everybody's a winner
|
|
In-episode (Bart): I did nothing wrong this week
|
615
|
April 2, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Caper Chase"
|
616
|
April 30, 2017
|
|
In-episode (Grampa): I just wrote one and I'm already tired
|
"Looking for Mr. Goodbart"
|
617
|
May 7, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Moho House"
|
618
|
May 21, 2017
|
|
Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift
|
"Dogtown"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
619
|
October 1, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Serfsons"
|
620
|
October 8, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Springfield Splendor"
|
621
|
October 15, 2017
|
|
It's unfair to judge a president on his first 300 days
|
"Whistler's Father"
|
622
|
October 22, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXVIII"
|
623
|
November 5, 2017
|
|
Hooligan is not a profession
|
"Grampy Can Ya Hear Me"
|
624
|
November 12, 2017
|
|
I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job
|
"The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be"
|
625
|
November 19, 2017
|
|
We do not live in our own pee
|
"Singin' in the Lane"
|
626
|
December 3, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Mr. Lisa's Opus"
|
627
|
December 10, 2017
|
|
Snow Angels are not frozen hobos
|
"Gone Boy"
|
628
|
January 7, 2018
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Haw-Haw Land"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
645
|
November 11, 2018
|
|
In-episode (on the street): I will not order pregnant rats
|
"From Russia Without Love"
|
648
|
December 2, 2018
|
|
My pre-Christmas behavior really helps the coal industry
|
"Daddicus Finch"
|
649
|
December 9, 2018
|
|
The fat man who works one night a year is my dad
|
"'Tis the 30th Season"
|
650
|
January 6, 2019
|
|
My new year's resolution was to quit school
|
"Mad About the Toy"
|
654
|
March 3, 2019
|
|
Chili fries do not go in like a lamb and out like a lion
|
"101 Mitigations"
|
658
|
March 31, 2019
|
|
I am not a grandmother
|
"Girl's in the Band"
|
659
|
April 7, 2019
|
|
I will not write "Audit please" on Homer's tax return
|
"I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh"
|
660
|
April 28, 2019
|
|
Bart writes "Haw Haw!" on it, but then hits the blackboard, that turning around reveals Nelson attached to it with tape
|
"D'oh Canada"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
668
|
November 10, 2019
|
|
Daylight savings isn't something I can spend
|
"Marge the Lumberjill"
|
671
|
December 1, 2019
|
|
Todd writes "Idle hands are the Devil's tools" with two hands.
|
"Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?"
|
673
|
January 5, 2020
|
|
Teacher spent New Year's Eve at home by choice
|
"Hail to the Teeth"
|
678
|
March 15, 2020
|
|
Lisa writes "Bart is at a Doctor's appointment"
|
"Better Off Ned"
|
680
|
April 19, 2020
|
|
"School Online", written on the school blackboard
|
"The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby"
|
681
|
April 26, 2020
|
|
Homer writes "How did the boy get me to do this?" with Bart watching
|
"Warrin' Priests: Part One"
|
682
|
May 3, 2020
|
|
I will stop reminding the principal I have a later bedtime than he does
|
"Warrin' Priests: Part Two"
|
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Special
|
October 13, 2016
|
|
I will not make celebrities read mean tweets
|
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
|
|
Comics
Books
Products
#
|
Release date
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Product
|
|
|
|
Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom
|
Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock
|
|
Adverts
Picture
|
Gag
|
Advert
|
|
I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.
|
Sky 1 400th episode ad
|
|
Calendar
Picture
|
Gag
|
Note
|
|
I will not tell a lie
|
|
|
I will be a better principal and son
|
Written by Principal Skinner
|
|
Name here is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons
|
Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar
|
|
Trading cards
#
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
1
|
|
Biting is unsanitary and rude
|
2
|
|
I will not belch the national anthem
|
3
|
|
I will not encourage others to fly
|
4
|
|
Giving people wedgies is not clever
|
5
|
|
I will not do anything bad ever again
|
6
|
|
I will not drive the principal's car
|
7
|
|
I will spend my time productively
|
8
|
|
Tar is not a plaything
|
9
|
|
I will not lie, cheat, or spit
|
10
|
|
I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom
|
11
|
|
I will not add to our nation's problems
|
12
|
|
Krusty the Clown is not God
|
13
|
|
Hamsters do not eat onion rings
|
14
|
|
I will not trade pants with others
|
15
|
|
I will not do that thing with my tongue
|
16
|
|
I will not undermine traditional American values
|
17
|
|
Cursing is a crutch
|
18
|
|
I am not a 32 year old woman
|
19
|
|
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
|
20
|
|
I will not sell school property
|
21
|
|
I will not get very far with this attitude
|
22
|
|
I will not overestimate my own popularity
|
|
Video games/Applications
Picture
|
Gag
|
Video game/Application
|
Note
|
|
I will not burp in class.
|
The Simpsons Screen Saver
|
At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".
|
|
Other
EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012
Picture
|
Gag
|
Note
|
|
I will not under-provision servers.
|
Written in Comic Sans.
|
|
Table Reading Room
Picture
|
Gag
|
Note
|
|
I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads
|
It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.
|
|
|