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| {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}} |
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| {{TBT|250}} | | {{TBT|250}} |
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| {{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}} | | {{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}} |
| {{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|BABF20}} |
| {{TBT|251}} | | {{TBT|251}} |
− | {{TB|November 12, 2000}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}} | | {{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}} |
| {{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|BABF17}} |
| {{TBT|252}} | | {{TBT|252}} |
− | {{TB|November 19, 2000}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}} | | {{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}} |
| {{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF01}} |
| {{TBT|253}} | | {{TBT|253}} |
− | {{TB|November 26, 2000}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}} | | {{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}} |
| {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF04}} |
| {{TBT|254}} | | {{TBT|254}} |
− | {{TB|December 3, 2000}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}} | | {{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}} |
| {{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF02}} |
| {{TBT|255}} | | {{TBT|255}} |
− | {{TB|December 10, 2000}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|The nurse is not dealing}} | | {{TB|The nurse is not dealing}} |
| {{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF03}} |
| {{TRsT|256|2}} | | {{TRsT|256|2}} |
− | {{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard256.png|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard256.png|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}} | | {{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}} |
| {{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}} | | {{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}} |
− | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard256 1.png|200px]]}} | + | {{TRs|CABF06|2}} |
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard256 1.png|250px]]}} |
| {{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}} | | {{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}} |
| {{TBT|257}} | | {{TBT|257}} |
− | {{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|Network TV is not dead}} | | {{TB|Network TV is not dead}} |
| {{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|BABF22}} |
| {{TBT|258}} | | {{TBT|258}} |
− | {{TB|January 14, 2001}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}} | | {{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}} |
| {{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF05}} |
| {{TBT|259}} | | {{TBT|259}} |
− | {{TB|February 4, 2001}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}} | | {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}} |
| {{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF08}} |
| {{TBT|260}} | | {{TBT|260}} |
− | {{TB|February 11, 2001}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}} | | {{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}} |
| {{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF07}} |
| {{TBT|261}} | | {{TBT|261}} |
− | {{TB|February 18, 2001}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}} | | {{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}} |
| {{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF10}} |
| {{TBT|262}} | | {{TBT|262}} |
− | {{TB|February 25, 2001}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}} | | {{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}} |
| {{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF12}} |
| {{TBT|263}} | | {{TBT|263}} |
− | {{TB|March 4, 2001}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}} | | {{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}} |
| {{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF09}} |
| {{TBT|264}} | | {{TBT|264}} |
− | {{TB|March 11, 2001}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}} | + | {{TB|I will not scare the [[Dick Cheney|vice president]]}} |
− | {{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}} | |
| {{TB|"[[Bye, Bye, Nerdie]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Bye, Bye, Nerdie]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF11}} |
| {{TBT|265}} | | {{TBT|265}} |
− | {{TB|April 1, 2001}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|I will not flush evidence}} | | {{TB|I will not flush evidence}} |
| {{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF13}} |
| {{TBT|266}} | | {{TBT|266}} |
− | {{TB|April 29, 2001}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}} | | {{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}} |
| {{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF14}} |
| {{TBT|267}} | | {{TBT|267}} |
− | {{TB|May 6, 2001}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}} | | {{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}} |
| {{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF15}} |
| {{TBT|268}} | | {{TBT|268}} |
− | {{TB|May 13, 2001}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}} | | {{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}} |
| {{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF16}} |
| {{TBT|269}} | | {{TBT|269}} |
− | {{TB|May 20, 2001}}
| + | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|250px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}} | | {{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}} |
| {{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}} | | {{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}} |
| + | {{TB|CABF17}} |
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Revision as of 17:39, June 23, 2020
The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.
#
|
Airdate
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Picture
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Gag
|
Episode Name
|
270
|
November 6, 2001
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XII"
|
271
|
November 11, 2001
|
|
Nobody reads these anymore
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"The Parent Rap"
|
272
|
November 18, 2001
|
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A burp in a jar is not a science project
|
"Homer the Moe"
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273
|
December 2, 2001
|
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Fun does not have a size
|
"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
|
274
|
December 9, 2001
|
|
I am not Charlie Brown on acid
|
"The Blunder Years"
|
275
|
December 16, 2001
|
|
I do not have a cereal named after me
|
"She of Little Faith"
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276
|
January 6, 2002
|
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no gag
|
"Brawl in the Family"
|
277
|
January 20, 2002
|
|
no gag
|
"Sweets and Sour Marge"
|
278
|
January 27, 2002
|
|
no gag
|
"Jaws Wired Shut"
|
279
|
February 10, 2002
|
|
I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers
|
"Half-Decent Proposal"
|
280
|
February 17, 2002
|
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The Giving Tree is not a chump
|
"The Bart Wants What It Wants"
|
281
|
February 24, 2002
|
|
Making Milhouse cry is not a science project
|
"The Lastest Gun in the West"
|
282
|
March 10, 2002
|
|
no gag
|
"The Old Man and the Key"
|
283
|
March 17, 2002
|
|
Vampire is not a career choice
|
"Tales from the Public Domain"
|
284
|
March 31, 2002
|
|
no gag
|
"Blame It on Lisa"
|
285
|
April 7, 2002
|
|
no gag
|
"Weekend at Burnsie's"
|
286
|
April 21, 2002
|
|
no gag
|
"Gump Roast"
|
287
|
April 28, 2002
|
|
no gag
|
"I Am Furious (Yellow)"
|
288
|
May 5, 2002
|
|
I will never lie about being cancelled again
|
"The Sweetest Apu"
|
289
|
May 12, 2002
|
|
no gag
|
"Little Girl in the Big Ten"
|
290
|
May 19, 2002
|
|
no gag
|
"The Frying Game"
|
291
|
May 22, 2002
|
|
No gag
|
"Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
292
|
November 3, 2002
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XIII"
|
293
|
November 10, 2002
|
|
no gag
|
"How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
|
294
|
November 17, 2002
|
|
Fish do not like coffee
|
"Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade"
|
295
|
November 24, 2002
|
|
no gag
|
"Large Marge"
|
296
|
December 1, 2002
|
|
Milhouse did not test cootie positive
|
"Helter Shelter"
|
297
|
December 15, 2002
|
|
no gag
|
"The Great Louse Detective"
|
298
|
January 5, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"Special Edna"
|
299
|
January 12, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"The Dad Who Knew Too Little"
|
300
|
February 2, 2003
|
|
This school does not need a "regime change"
|
"The Strong Arms of the Ma"
|
301
|
February 9, 2003
|
|
SpongeBob is not a contraceptive
|
"Pray Anything"
|
302
|
February 16, 2003
|
|
I will not (Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)
|
"Barting Over"
|
303
|
February 16, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"
|
304
|
March 2, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"A Star Is Born Again"
|
305
|
March 9, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"
|
306
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March 16, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"C.E. D'oh"
|
307
|
March 30, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
|
308
|
April 13, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"Three Gays of the Condo"
|
309
|
April 27, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
|
310
|
May 4, 2003
|
|
My pen is not a booger launcher
|
"Old Yeller-Belly"
|
311
|
May 11, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"Brake My Wife, Please"
|
312
|
May 18, 2003
|
|
Sandwiches should not contain sand
|
"The Bart of War"
|
313
|
May 18, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"Moe Baby Blues"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
314
|
November 2, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XIV"
|
315
|
November 9, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"My Mother the Carjacker"
|
316
|
November 16, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"The President Wore Pearls"
|
317
|
November 23, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"The Regina Monologues"
|
318
|
November 30, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"The Fat and the Furriest"
|
319
|
December 7, 2003
|
|
Over forty & single is not funny
|
"Today I Am a Clown"
|
320
|
December 14, 2003
|
|
no gag
|
"'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
|
321
|
January 4, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
|
322
|
January 11, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot"
|
323
|
January 25, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
|
324
|
February 8, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"Margical History Tour"
|
325
|
February 15, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
|
326
|
February 22, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"Smart and Smarter"
|
327
|
March 14, 2004
|
|
I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be
|
"The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
|
328
|
March 21, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"Co-Dependent's Day"
|
329
|
March 28, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"The Wandering Juvie"
|
330
|
April 18, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"My Big Fat Geek Wedding"
|
331
|
April 25, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"Catch 'Em If You Can"
|
332
|
May 2, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"Simple Simpson"
|
333
|
May 9, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"The Way We Weren't"
|
334
|
May 16, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"Bart-Mangled Banner"
|
335
|
May 23, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"Fraudcast News"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
336
|
November 7, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XV"
|
337
|
November 14, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"All's Fair in Oven War"
|
338
|
November 21, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"Sleeping with the Enemy"
|
339
|
December 5, 2004
|
|
Poking a dead raccoon is not research
|
"She Used to Be My Girl"
|
340
|
December 12, 2004
|
|
no gag
|
"Fat Man and Little Boy"
|
341
|
January 16, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"Midnight Rx"
|
342
|
January 30, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"Mommie Beerest"
|
343
|
February 6, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"
|
344
|
February 13, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"Pranksta Rap"
|
345
|
February 20, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"There's Something About Marrying"
|
346
|
March 6, 2005
|
|
Beer in a milk carton is not milk
|
"On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister"
|
347
|
March 13, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"Goo Goo Gai Pan"
|
348
|
March 20, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"Mobile Homer"
|
349
|
April 3, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"The Seven-Beer Snitch"
|
350
|
April 17, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"Future-Drama"
|
351
|
May 1, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"Don't Fear the Roofer"
|
352
|
May 1, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"The Heartbroke Kid"
|
353
|
May 8, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"A Star Is Torn"
|
354
|
May 8, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"Thank God It's Doomsday"
|
355
|
May 15, 2005
|
|
A Booger is not a Bookmark
|
"Home Away from Homer"
|
356
|
May 15, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
357
|
September 11, 2005
|
|
Does any kid still do this anymore?
|
"The Bonfire of the Manatees"
|
358
|
September 18, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"
|
359
|
September 25, 2005
|
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no gag
|
"Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
|
360
|
November 6, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XVI"
|
361
|
November 13, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"Marge's Son Poisoning"
|
362
|
November 20, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"See Homer Run"
|
363
|
November 27, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
|
364
|
December 11, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"The Italian Bob"
|
365
|
December 18, 2005
|
|
no gag
|
"Simpsons Christmas Stories"
|
366
|
January 8, 2006
|
|
I am not smarter than the President
|
"Homer's Paternity Coot"
|
367
|
January 29, 2006
|
|
Teacher was not dumped—it was mutual
|
"We're on the Road to D'ohwhere"
|
368
|
February 26, 2006
|
|
no gag
|
"My Fair Laddy"
|
369
|
March 12, 2006
|
|
no gag
|
"The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
|
370
|
March 19, 2006
|
|
no gag
|
"Bart Has Two Mommies"
|
371
|
March 26, 2006
|
200px
|
First airing, live action opening: I will not eat things for money
|
"Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"
|
|
Subsequent airings: I will not laminate dog doo
|
372
|
April 2, 2006
|
|
I will not flip the classroom upside down (The classroom is flipped upside down.)
|
"Million-Dollar Abie"
|
373
|
April 9, 2006
|
|
no gag
|
"Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore"
|
374
|
April 23, 2006
|
|
no gag
|
"The Wettest Stories Ever Told"
|
375
|
April 30, 2006
|
|
no gag
|
"Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
|
376
|
May 7, 2006
|
|
I will not leak the plot of the movie
|
"Regarding Margie"
|
377
|
May 14, 2006
|
|
Je ne parle pas français ("I do not speak French.")
|
"The Monkey Suit"
|
378
|
May 21, 2006
|
|
Have a great summer, everyone
|
"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
379
|
September 10, 2006
|
|
no gag
|
"The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
|
380
|
September 17, 2006
|
|
no gag
|
"Jazzy and the Pussycats"
|
381
|
September 24, 2006
|
|
no gag
|
"Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
|
|
During the episode, Skinner writes: A baby beat me up
|
382
|
November 5, 2006
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XVII"
|
383
|
November 12, 2006
|
|
We are not all naked under our clothes
|
"G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
|
384
|
November 19, 2006
|
|
no gag
|
"Moe'N'a Lisa"
|
385
|
November 26, 2006
|
|
no gag
|
"Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"
|
386
|
December 10, 2006
|
|
no gag
|
"The Haw-Hawed Couple"
|
387
|
December 17, 2006
|
|
Frankincense is not a monster
|
"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II"
|
388
|
January 7, 2007
|
|
no gag
|
"The Wife Aquatic"
|
389
|
January 28, 2007
|
|
no gag
|
"Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times"
|
390
|
February 11, 2007
|
|
No Gag
|
"Little Big Girl"
|
|
During the episode: So long suckers
|
391
|
February 18, 2007
|
|
no gag
|
"Springfield Up"
|
392
|
March 4, 2007
|
|
no gag
|
"Yokel Chords"
|
393
|
March 11, 2007
|
|
no gag
|
"Rome-Old and Juli-Eh"
|
394
|
March 25, 2007
|
|
Global Warming did not eat my homework
|
"Homerazzi"
|
395
|
April 22, 2007
|
|
no gag
|
"Marge Gamer"
|
396
|
April 29, 2007
|
|
no gag
|
"The Boys of Bummer"
|
397
|
May 6, 2007
|
|
I will not look up how much teacher makes
|
"Crook and Ladder"
|
398
|
May 13, 2007
|
|
Pearls are not oyster barf
|
"Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!"
|
399
|
May 20, 2007
|
|
no gag
|
"24 Minutes"
|
400
|
May 20, 2007
|
|
no gag
|
"You Kent Always Say What You Want"
|
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
July 27, 2007
|
|
I will not illegally download this movie
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
401
|
September 23, 2007
|
|
I will not wait 20 years to make another movie
|
"He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs"
|
402
|
September 30, 2007
|
|
The Wall Street Journal is better than ever
|
"The Homer of Seville"
|
403
|
October 7, 2007
|
|
no gag
|
"Midnight Towboy"
|
404
|
October 14, 2007
|
|
I am not a FDIC-insured bank.
|
"I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
|
405
|
November 4, 2007
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XVIII"
|
406
|
November 11, 2007
|
|
There is no such thing as an iPoddy
|
"Little Orphan Millie"
|
407
|
November 18, 2007
|
|
The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens
|
"Husbands and Knives"
|
408
|
November 25, 2007
|
|
no gag
|
"Funeral for a Fiend"
|
409
|
December 16, 2007
|
|
The capital of Montana is not "Hannah"
|
"Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
|
410
|
January 6, 2008
|
|
Teacher did not pay too much for her condo
|
"E Pluribus Wiggum"
|
411
|
January 27, 2008
|
|
no gag
|
"That '90s Show"
|
412
|
February 17, 2008
|
|
no gag
|
"Love, Springfieldian Style"
|
413
|
March 2, 2008
|
|
The art teacher is fat, not pregnant
|
"The Debarted"
|
414
|
March 9, 2008
|
|
no gag
|
"Dial "N" for Nerder"
|
415
|
March 30, 2008
|
|
no gag
|
"Smoke on the Daughter"
|
416
|
April 13, 2008
|
|
no gag
|
"Papa Don't Leech"
|
417
|
April 27, 2008
|
|
A person's a person, no mater how Ralph
|
"Apocalypse Cow"
|
418
|
May 4, 2008
|
|
no gag
|
"Any Given Sundance"
|
419
|
May 11, 2008
|
|
This punishment is not medieval. [in medieval writing style]
|
"Mona Leaves-a"
|
420
|
May 18, 2008
|
|
no gag
|
"All About Lisa"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
421
|
September 28, 2008
|
|
no gag
|
"Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes"
|
422
|
October 5, 2008
|
|
Teacher's diet is working
|
"Lost Verizon"
|
423
|
October 19, 2008
|
|
There is no such month as Rocktober
|
"Double, Double, Boy in Trouble"
|
424
|
November 2, 2008
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XIX"
|
425
|
November 9, 2008
|
|
I did not see teacher siphoning gas
|
"Dangerous Curves"
|
426
|
November 16, 2008
|
|
no gag
|
"Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
|
427
|
November 30, 2008
|
|
Prosperity is just around the corner
|
"MyPods and Boomsticks"
|
428
|
December 7, 2008
|
|
Jesus is not mad His birthday is on Christmas
|
"The Burns and the Bees"
|
429
|
January 25, 2009
|
|
I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard
|
"Lisa the Drama Queen"
|
430
|
February 15, 2009
|
200px
|
HDTV is worth every cent
(This was the first episode to air in HD.)
|
"Take My Life, Please"
|
431
|
March 1, 2009
|
|
"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school
|
"How the Test Was Won"
|
432
|
March 8, 2009
|
|
I will not have fun with educational toys
|
"No Loan Again, Naturally"
|
433
|
March 15, 2009
|
|
no gag
|
"Gone Maggie Gone"
|
434
|
March 17, 2009
|
|
Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks
|
"In the Name of the Grandfather"
|
435
|
March 29, 2009
|
|
My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds
|
"Wedding for Disaster"
|
436
|
April 5, 2009
|
|
no gag
|
"Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe"
|
437
|
April 19, 2009
|
|
I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone
|
"The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly"
|
438
|
April 26, 2009
|
|
I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy
|
"Father Knows Worst"
|
439
|
May 3, 2009
|
|
no gag
|
"Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"
|
440
|
May 10, 2009
|
|
no gag
|
"Four Great Women and a Manicure"
|
441
|
May 17, 2009
|
|
It's 'Facebook', not 'Assbook'
|
"Coming to Homerica"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
442
|
September 27, 2009
|
|
The class hamster isn't just sleeping
|
"Homer the Whopper"
|
443
|
October 4, 2009
|
|
Chalkboarding is not torture
|
"Bart Gets a "Z""
|
444
|
October 11, 2009
|
|
I am not allergic to long division
|
"The Great Wife Hope"
|
445
|
October 18, 2009
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XX"
|
446
|
November 15, 2009
|
|
I do not have the hots for my mom
|
"The Devil Wears Nada"
|
447
|
November 22, 2009
|
|
Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass
|
"Pranks and Greens"
|
448
|
November 29, 2009
|
|
Teachers' unions are not ruining this country
|
"Rednecks and Broomsticks"
|
449
|
December 13, 2009
|
|
no gag
|
"Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
|
450
|
January 3, 2010
|
|
no gag
|
"Thursdays with Abie"
|
451
|
January 10, 2010
|
|
The world may end in 2012, but this show won't
|
"Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
|
452
|
January 31, 2010
|
|
no gag
|
"Million Dollar Maybe"
|
453
|
February 14, 2010
|
|
no gag
|
"Boy Meets Curl"
|
454
|
February 21, 2010
|
|
no gag
|
"The Color Yellow"
|
455
|
March 14, 2010
|
|
no gag
|
"Postcards from the Wedge"
|
456
|
March 21, 2010
|
|
WWII could not beat up WWI
|
"Stealing First Base"
|
457
|
March 28, 2010
|
|
no gag
|
"The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed"
|
458
|
April 11, 2010
|
|
Hot dogs are not bookmarks
|
"American History X-cellent"
|
459
|
April 18, 2010
|
|
This counts as gym and art class
|
"Chief of Hearts"
|
460
|
April 25, 2010
|
|
Original airing: South Park, we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared International/online version: Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)
|
"The Squirt and the Whale"
|
461
|
May 2, 2010
|
|
no gag
|
"To Surveil with Love"
|
462
|
May 9, 2010
|
|
Eating my vegetables IS NOT a Mother's Day present
|
"Moe Letter Blues"
|
463
|
May 16, 2010
|
|
Batman is not 'nothing' without his utility belt
|
"The Bob Next Door"
|
464
|
May 23, 2010
|
|
End of Lost: It was all the dog's dream. Watch us
|
"Judge Me Tender"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
465
|
September 26, 2010
|
|
When I slept in class it was not to help Leo DiCaprio
|
"Elementary School Musical"
|
466
|
October 3, 2010
|
|
I did not see Teacher applying for welfare
|
"Loan-a Lisa"
|
467
|
October 10, 2010
|
|
I must not write all over the walls (in the meantime is written all over the walls)
|
"MoneyBart"
|
468
|
November 7, 2010
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXI"
|
469
|
November 14, 2010
|
|
no gag
|
"Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
|
470
|
November 21, 2010
|
|
no gag
|
"The Fool Monty"
|
471
|
November 28, 2010
|
|
"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"
|
"How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?"
|
472
|
December 5, 2010
|
|
no gag
|
"The Fight Before Christmas"
|
473
|
December 12, 2010
|
|
Candy canes are not elf bones
|
"Donnie Fatso"
|
474
|
January 9, 2011
|
|
January is not Bart History Month
|
"Moms I'd Like to Forget"
|
475
|
January 16, 2011
|
|
no gag
|
"Flaming Moe"
|
476
|
January 23, 2011
|
|
Prince is not the son of Martin Luther King
|
"Homer the Father"
|
477
|
February 13, 2011
|
|
I will not make fun of Cupid's dink
|
"The Blue and the Gray"
|
478
|
February 20, 2011
|
|
no gag
|
"Angry Dad: The Movie"
|
479
|
March 6, 2011
|
|
I'm not here on a spitball scholarship
|
"The Scorpion's Tale"
|
480
|
March 13, 2011
|
|
"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank
|
"A Midsummer's Nice Dreams"
|
481
|
March 27, 2011
|
|
I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket
|
"Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing"
|
482
|
April 10, 2011
|
|
no gag
|
"The Great Simpsina"
|
483
|
May 1, 2011
|
|
no gag
|
"The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
|
484
|
May 8, 2011
|
|
I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"
|
"Homer Scissorhands"
|
485
|
May 15, 2011
|
|
Syndicated version: It's Kristen Schaal, not Kristen Schall
|
"500 Keys"
|
|
International/online version: Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"
|
486
|
May 22, 2011
|
|
no gag
|
"The Ned-liest Catch"
|
|
Season 23
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
487
|
September 25, 2011
|
|
no gag
|
"The Falcon and the D'ohman"
|
488
|
October 2, 2011
|
|
It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election
|
"Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
|
489
|
October 30, 2011
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXII"
|
490
|
November 6, 2011
|
|
It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?
|
"Replaceable You"
|
491
|
November 13, 2011
|
|
no gag
|
"The Food Wife"
|
492
|
November 20, 2011
|
"The Book Job"
|
493
|
November 27, 2011
|
"The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
|
494
|
December 4, 2011
|
|
"Caucus" is not a dirty word
|
"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
|
495
|
December 11, 2011
|
|
Cafeteria trays are not toboggans
|
"Holidays of Future Passed"
|
496
|
January 8, 2012
|
|
Tintin did not sucksuck
|
"Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson"
|
497
|
January 15, 2012
|
|
We do need no education
|
"The D'oh-cial Network"
|
498
|
January 29, 2012
|
|
There's no proven link between raisins and boogers
|
"Moe Goes from Rags to Riches"
|
499
|
February 12, 2012
|
|
I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart
|
"The Daughter Also Rises"
|
500
|
February 19, 2012
|
|
Milhouse writes: Bart's earned a day off
|
"At Long Last Leave"
|
|
During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint: I ♥ the breakdown of society
|
501
|
March 4, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart"
|
502
|
March 11, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"How I Wet Your Mother"
|
503
|
March 18, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"Them, Robot"
|
504
|
April 15, 2012
|
|
Original airing: The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours International (except UK)/online version: Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"
|
"Beware My Cheating Bart"
|
505
|
April 29, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
|
506
|
May 6, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"The Spy Who Learned Me"
|
507
|
May 13, 2012
|
|
Call your mother during the commercials.
|
"Ned 'n' Edna's Blend Agenda"
|
508
|
May 20, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"Lisa Goes Gaga"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
509
|
September 30, 2012
|
|
I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)
|
"Moonshine River"
|
510
|
October 7, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXIII"
|
511
|
October 21, 2012/ November 4, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"Adventures in Baby-Getting"
|
512
|
November 11, 2012
|
|
I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission
|
"Gone Abie Gone"
|
513
|
November 18, 2012
|
300px
|
I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in
|
"Penny-Wiseguys"
|
514
|
November 25, 2012
|
|
20 more shoplifting days till Christmas
|
"A Tree Grows in Springfield"
|
515
|
December 9, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"The Day the Earth Stood Cool"
|
516
|
December 16, 2012
|
|
no gag
|
"To Cur, with Love"
|
517
|
January 6, 2013
|
|
Teacher did not get fat over the holidays
|
"Homer Goes to Prep School"
|
518
|
January 13, 2013
|
|
I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on
|
"A Test Before Trying"
|
519
|
January 27, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"Changing of the Guardian"
|
520
|
February 10, 2013
|
|
I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"
|
"Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing"
|
521
|
February 17, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"Hardly Kirk-ing"
|
522
|
March 3, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"Gorgeous Grampa"
|
523
|
March 10, 2013
|
|
I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)
|
"Black-Eyed, Please"
|
524
|
March 17, 2013
|
|
Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"
|
"Dark Knight Court"
|
525
|
April 14, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"What Animated Women Want"
|
526
|
April 28, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"Pulpit Friction"
|
527
|
May 5, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"Whiskey Business"
|
528
|
May 12, 2013
|
|
This School is not falling apart (then the blackboard falls apart)
|
"The Fabulous Faker Boy"
|
529
|
May 19, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"The Saga of Carl"
|
530
|
May 19, 2013
|
|
no gag
|
"Dangers on a Train"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
531
|
September 29, 2013
|
300px
|
25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.
|
"Homerland"
|
532
|
October 6, 2013
|
300px
|
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXIV"
|
533
|
November 3, 2013
|
|
We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
(Marcia Wallace, the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)
|
"Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
|
534
|
November 10, 2013
|
|
My School Schedule does not include a bye week.
|
"YOLO"
|
|
During the episode: I will not drop a stitch
|
535
|
November 17, 2013
|
|
Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember
|
"Labor Pains"
|
536
|
November 24, 2013
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Kid Is All Right"
|
537
|
December 8, 2013
|
|
I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom
|
"Yellow Subterfuge"
|
538
|
December 15, 2013
|
|
I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"
|
"White Christmas Blues"
|
539
|
January 5, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Steal This Episode"
|
540
|
January 12, 2014
|
|
Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"
|
"Married to the Blob"
|
|
If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying
|
541
|
January 26, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Specs and the City"
|
542
|
March 9, 2014
|
|
A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals
|
"Diggs"
|
543
|
March 9, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Man Who Grew Too Much"
|
544
|
March 16, 2014
|
|
"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."
|
"The Winter of His Content"
|
545
|
March 23, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The War of Art"
|
546
|
March 30, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee"
|
547
|
April 6, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Luca$"
|
548
|
April 13, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Days of Future Future"
|
549
|
April 27, 2014
|
|
You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th
|
"What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
|
550
|
May 4, 2014
|
No gag
|
No gag
|
"Brick Like Me"
|
551
|
May 11, 2014
|
No gag
|
No gag
|
"Pay Pal"
|
552
|
May 18, 2014
|
No gag
|
No gag
|
"The Yellow Badge of Cowardge"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
553
|
September 28, 2014
|
|
Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die
|
"Clown in the Dumps"
|
554
|
October 5, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Wreck of the Relationship"
|
555
|
October 12, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Super Franchise Me"
|
556
|
October 19, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXV"
|
557
|
November 2, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Opposites A-Frack"
|
558
|
November 9, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Simpsorama"
|
559
|
November 16, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Blazed and Confused"
|
560
|
November 23, 2014
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Covercraft"
|
561
|
December 7, 2014
|
|
Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken
|
"I Won't Be Home for Christmas"
|
562
|
January 4, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
|
563
|
January 11, 2015
|
|
Snowmen don't have carrot penises
|
"Bart's New Friend"
|
564
|
January 25, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Musk Who Fell to Earth"
|
565
|
February 8, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Walking Big & Tall"
|
566
|
February 15, 2015
|
|
Pixel art is not real art
|
"My Fare Lady"
|
567
|
March 1, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Princess Guide"
|
568
|
March 8, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Sky Police"
|
569
|
March 15, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Waiting for Duffman"
|
570
|
April 19, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Peeping Mom"
|
571
|
April 26, 2015
|
|
Lisa writes: I will not pay my sister to do my punishment.
|
"The Kids Are All Fight"
|
572
|
May 3, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Let's Go Fly a Coot"
|
573
|
May 10, 2015
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Bull-E"
|
574
|
May 17, 2015
|
300px
|
During the episode:
I will not fight the future
|
"Mathlete's Feat"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
575
|
September 27, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Every Man's Dream"
|
576
|
October 4, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"'Cue Detective"
|
577
|
October 11, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Puffless"
|
578
|
October 18, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Halloween of Horror"
|
579
|
October 25, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXVI"
|
580
|
November 8, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Friend with Benefit"
|
581
|
November 22, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Lisa with an "S""
|
582
|
December 6, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Paths of Glory"
|
583
|
December 13, 2015
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Barthood"
|
584
|
January 3, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"The Girl Code"
|
585
|
January 10, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
|
586
|
January 17, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Much Apu About Something"
|
587
|
February 14, 2016
|
|
Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt
|
"Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"
|
588
|
February 21, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Gal of Constant Sorrow"
|
589
|
March 6, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Lisa the Veterinarian"
|
590
|
March 13, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"The Marge-ian Chronicles"
|
591
|
April 3, 2016
|
|
If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything
|
"The Burns Cage"
|
592
|
April 10, 2016
|
|
Skinner writes: Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson
|
"How Lisa Got Her Marge Back"
|
593
|
April 24, 2016
|
|
Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon
|
"Fland Canyon"
|
594
|
May 8, 2016
|
|
Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift
|
"To Courier with Love"
|
595
|
May 15, 2016
|
no gag
|
no gag
|
"Simprovised"
|
596
|
May 22, 2016
|
|
Milhouse does not live below the puberty line
|
"Orange Is the New Yellow"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
597
|
September 25, 2016
|
|
This arm needs Tommy John surgery
|
"Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus"
|
598
|
October 2, 2016
|
|
I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in
|
"Friends and Family"
|
599
|
October 9, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Town"
|
600
|
October 16, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXVII"
|
601
|
October 23, 2016
|
|
The first episode of the second 600
|
"Trust but Clarify"
|
602
|
November 6, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"There Will Be Buds"
|
603
|
November 13, 2016
|
|
Being right sucks
(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which Donald Trump won, a result predicted in Bart to the Future)
|
"Havana Wild Weekend"
|
604
|
November 20, 2016
|
|
I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping
|
"Dad Behavior"
|
605
|
December 4, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Last Traction Hero"
|
606
|
December 11, 2016
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Nightmare After Krustmas"
|
607
|
January 8, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Pork and Burns"
|
608 609
|
January 15, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Great Phatsby"
|
610
|
February 12, 2017
|
|
If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on Atlanta
|
"Fatzcarraldo"
|
611
|
February 19, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Cad and the Hat"
|
612
|
March 5, 2017
|
|
We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up
|
"Kamp Krustier"
|
613
|
March 12, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"22 for 30"
|
614
|
March 19, 2017
|
|
Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"
|
"A Father's Watch"
|
|
In-episode (Lisa): Everybody's a winner
|
|
In-episode (Bart): I did nothing wrong this week
|
615
|
April 2, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Caper Chase"
|
616
|
April 30, 2017
|
|
In-episode (Grampa): I just wrote one and I'm already tired
|
"Looking for Mr. Goodbart"
|
617
|
May 7, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Moho House"
|
618
|
May 21, 2017
|
|
Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift
|
"Dogtown"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
619
|
October 1, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"The Serfsons"
|
620
|
October 8, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Springfield Splendor"
|
621
|
October 15, 2017
|
|
It's unfair to judge a president on his first 300 days
|
"Whistler's Father"
|
622
|
October 22, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Treehouse of Horror XXVIII"
|
623
|
November 5, 2017
|
|
Hooligan is not a profession
|
"Grampy Can Ya Hear Me"
|
624
|
November 12, 2017
|
|
I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job
|
"The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be"
|
625
|
November 19, 2017
|
|
We do not live in our own pee
|
"Singin' in the Lane"
|
626
|
December 3, 2017
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Mr. Lisa's Opus"
|
627
|
December 10, 2017
|
|
Snow Angels are not frozen hobos
|
"Gone Boy"
|
628
|
January 7, 2018
|
No Gag
|
No Gag
|
"Haw-Haw Land"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
645
|
November 11, 2018
|
|
In-episode (on the street): I will not order pregnant rats
|
"From Russia Without Love"
|
648
|
December 2, 2018
|
|
My pre-Christmas behavior really helps the coal industry
|
"Daddicus Finch"
|
649
|
December 9, 2018
|
|
The fat man who works one night a year is my dad
|
"'Tis the 30th Season"
|
650
|
January 6, 2019
|
|
My new year's resolution was to quit school
|
"Mad About the Toy"
|
654
|
March 3, 2019
|
|
Chili fries do not go in like a lamb and out like a lion
|
"101 Mitigations"
|
658
|
March 31, 2019
|
|
I am not a grandmother
|
"Girl's in the Band"
|
659
|
April 7, 2019
|
|
I will not write "Audit please" on Homer's tax return
|
"I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh"
|
660
|
April 28, 2019
|
|
Bart writes "Haw Haw!" on it, but then hits the blackboard, that turning around reveals Nelson attached to it with tape
|
"D'oh Canada"
|
|
#
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Episode Name
|
668
|
November 10, 2019
|
|
Daylight savings isn't something I can spend
|
"Marge the Lumberjill"
|
671
|
December 1, 2019
|
|
Todd writes "Idle hands are the Devil's tools" with two hands.
|
"Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?"
|
673
|
January 5, 2020
|
|
Teacher spent New Year's Eve at home by choice
|
"Hail to the Teeth"
|
678
|
March 15, 2020
|
|
Lisa writes "Bart is at a Doctor's appointment"
|
"Better Off Ned"
|
680
|
April 19, 2020
|
|
"School Online", written on the school blackboard
|
"The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby"
|
681
|
April 26, 2020
|
|
Homer writes "How did the boy get me to do this?" with Bart watching
|
"Warrin' Priests: Part One"
|
682
|
May 3, 2020
|
|
I will stop reminding the principal I have a later bedtime than he does
|
"Warrin' Priests: Part Two"
|
|
Airdate
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Special
|
October 13, 2016
|
|
I will not make celebrities read mean tweets
|
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
|
|
Comics
Books
Products
#
|
Release date
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
Product
|
|
|
|
Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom
|
Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock
|
|
Adverts
Picture
|
Gag
|
Advert
|
|
I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.
|
Sky 1 400th episode ad
|
|
Calendar
Picture
|
Gag
|
Note
|
|
I will not tell a lie
|
|
|
I will be a better principal and son
|
Written by Principal Skinner
|
|
Name here is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons
|
Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar
|
|
Trading cards
#
|
Picture
|
Gag
|
1
|
|
Biting is unsanitary and rude
|
2
|
|
I will not belch the national anthem
|
3
|
|
I will not encourage others to fly
|
4
|
|
Giving people wedgies is not clever
|
5
|
|
I will not do anything bad ever again
|
6
|
|
I will not drive the principal's car
|
7
|
|
I will spend my time productively
|
8
|
|
Tar is not a plaything
|
9
|
|
I will not lie, cheat, or spit
|
10
|
|
I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom
|
11
|
|
I will not add to our nation's problems
|
12
|
|
Krusty the Clown is not God
|
13
|
|
Hamsters do not eat onion rings
|
14
|
|
I will not trade pants with others
|
15
|
|
I will not do that thing with my tongue
|
16
|
|
I will not undermine traditional American values
|
17
|
|
Cursing is a crutch
|
18
|
|
I am not a 32 year old woman
|
19
|
|
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
|
20
|
|
I will not sell school property
|
21
|
|
I will not get very far with this attitude
|
22
|
|
I will not overestimate my own popularity
|
|
Video games/Applications
Picture
|
Gag
|
Video game/Application
|
Note
|
|
I will not burp in class.
|
The Simpsons Screen Saver
|
At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".
|
|
Other
EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012
Picture
|
Gag
|
Note
|
|
I will not under-provision servers.
|
Written in Comic Sans.
|
|
Table Reading Room
Picture
|
Gag
|
Note
|
|
I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads
|
It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.
|
|
|