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Squishee

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Squishee
Squishee.png
Food/Drink Information
Produced by: Kwik-E-Mart
Type: Frozen Drink
Town: Springfield
First appearance: "The Telltale Head"


The Squishee (sometimes spelled Squishy or Squishie) is a frozen drink, supposedly unhealthy, sold at the Kwik-E-Mart.

General Information[edit]

Milhouse holding a pure syrup Squishee.

Squishees are reputed to be dangerous to health, allegedly containing no natural ingredients, not even pure water. They have been described as "a thick, gloopy, tooth-rotting mixture of crushed ice and syrup".[citation needed]

Squishee syrup come in a variety of flavors. Consistent with the Squishee's general unhealthiness, Squishee flavorings could cause hallucinations if ingested in sufficient quantities.[1]

History[edit]

Nelson Muntz once had an out-of-body experience from drinking a Squishee.[2]

Apu serves a Squishee.

Apu once had the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E-Mart replaced with one for a similar drink called the "Smooshie," which came in flavors like "shopping bag" and "dog fur." Apu made the switch after a fling with the Squishee syrup delivery woman, choosing the Smooshie because its deliveryman was an unattractive hobo and thus unlikely to tempt Apu into being unfaithful to Manjula again. However, the Smooshie didn't go over well with Apu's customers, and the Squishee quickly returned.[3]

Apu struggled to make an all-syrup Squishee.

It was possible, though difficult, to make a Squishee entirely of syrup. The syrup level had to be adjusted from "Recommended Dosage" past "Unhealthy Dosage" to "Experimental," risking damage to the machine. Also, in its all-syrup form, the Squishee couldn't be drunk through a straw and was decidedly hallucinogenic.[1]

Flavors[edit]

  • Original[4]
  • Cherry[4]
  • Blue[5]
  • Red[5][6]
  • Blueberry[7]
  • Green[6]
  • Lime green
  • Chutney[8]
  • Wheatgrass
  • Champagne
  • Twenty-One Syrup Salute[3]
  • Jalapeño Mocha[9]
  • Mocha Squishee Latte[10]
  • Squishee-ccino[10]
  • Chinese New Year
  • Plum
  • Raita
  • Squish of Death - black in color, causes spontaneous vomiting (sold in a Quwik-E-Mart on the wrong side of the tracks and is just Blue, Red, and Lime green mixed together)
  • Hi-Protein Beef
  • X-Mas Red
  • X-Mas Green
  • Blue cleaning agent
  • Shrek Berry Blast

Non-canon[edit]

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Behind the Laughter[edit]

A Real Squishee machine

Appearances[edit]

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