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Shoplifters BEWARE is a public service film starring Troy McClure. It was shown to Bart by Don Brodka after Bart was caught shoplifting.
Synopsis[edit]
Troy is wearing a trenchcoat, and says that by appearing in the film he is "completing my plea bargain with the good people at Foot Locker of Beverly Hills." Troy says that shoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where "Thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within." As Troy narrates, in the background there is a recreation of the theft. Troy chides the thief: "Oh, Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn?" Troy's narrative then moves on to ancient Babylonia.
At that point, Brodka, showing the video to Bart, said "Show's over", turned off the TV and began lecturing Bart.
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| Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat • Alice Doesn't Live Any More • Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass • All the President's Monkeys • An American in Toronto • Android Beach Party • Astro Heist on Gemini 3 • Back to the Sequel • Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues • The Boatjacking of Supership 79 • Butter-the Motion Picture • Calling All Lumberjack • Calling All Quakers • Christmas Ape • Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp • Circus of the Washed-Up B-List Celebrities • The Computer Wore Puka Shells • Condos on Mars • The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel • The Cougar and the Polka King • Cry Yuma • Cut it Out-the Wacky Adventures of Jack the Ripper • David vs. Super Goliath • The Day Paul Bunyan Cried • The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot • Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds • Dial M for Murderousness • Dig Your Own Grave and Save • Dracula's Disco-Studio Fifty Gore • Driving Mr. T • Earwigs, Ew! • The Electric Gigolo • The Erotic Adventures of Hercules • Firecrackers: The Silent Killer • The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks • Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You Know What • Get Confident, Stupid • Give My Remains to Broadway • Gladys the Groovy Mule • Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great "Frisco Freak-Out" • The Greatest Story Ever Hula'd • Here Comes the Coast Guard • Here Comes the Metric System! • Hot Grits A-Flyin' • Hydro, the Man with the Hydraulic Arms • Incident at Noon • It's a Wonderful Belt • Jagged Attraction • Kiss Your Butt Good Bye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Procedures! • Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly • Leper in the Backfield • Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll • Look Who's Still Oinking • Make-Out King of Montana • Man Versus Nature: The Road To Victory • McBain IV: Gunplay on Meatloaf Mountain • Meat and You: Partners in Freedom • The Mediocre Journey • Meet Joe Blow • Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face? • Mothballing Your Battleship • The Muppets Go Medieval • My Darling Beefeater • Operation Lice • "P" is for Psycho • Phony Tornado Alerts Reduce Readiness • Preacher with a Shovel • The President's Neck is Missing • The Pulverizer • Radioactive Man II: Bring On the Sequel • Radioactive Man III • The Revenge of Abe Lincoln • Shoplifters BEWARE • Smoke Yourself Thin • Someone's in the Kitchen with DNA! • Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant • Suddenly, Last Supper • They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall • Three Men and a Nuke • Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die • A Tree Grew in Springfield • Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun! • The Verdict Was Mail Fraud • The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West • Young Jebediah Springfield
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| AfterMannix • Alien Nose Job • Antiques Rodeo • Barnum - The Animated Series • Buck Henderson, Union Buster • Carnival of the Stars • Chair Fancy • Five Fabulous Weeks of The Chevy Chase Show • Handle with Care • I Can't Believe They Invented It! • Public Television Telethon • Son of Sanford and Son • Ten is Too Many! • Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory
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