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Funeral home salesman

Character Information

Gender:	Male ♂
Status:	Alive
Hair:	Brown
Occupation:	Funeral home salesman
First appearance:	"Tennis the Menace"
Voiced by:	Hank Azaria

The funeral home salesman is a salesman at the funeral home.

History

The Simpson family bring a free autopsy coupon to him. Homer also asks for a coffin, tombstone and anti-stink spray. He shows them around the deluxe area of the cemetery. He offers unused virgin graves, self-cleaning monuments and an optional weeping widow service. He says that God prefers people who travel in style. He brings the total of everything to $17,000.^[1]

The funeral home salesman also worked at Casket City, where he invited Grampa in. When Grampa saw it was a casket shop, he screamed.^[2]

Appearances

Episode – "Tennis the Menace"
Episode – "Grampy Can Ya Hear Me"

References

↑ "Tennis the Menace"
↑ "Grampy Can Ya Hear Me"

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[1] "Tennis the Menace"

[2] "Grampy Can Ya Hear Me"

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