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Artwork of Primo from The Simpsons: Tapped Out
Character Information
Male ♂
Hair: Brown
Occupation: Mobster
First appearance: "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta

Primo, also known as Big Alberto, is a mobster who works with Dante Calabresi, Sr. and Dante Calabresi, Jr.


When the Calabresi family thought that Fat Tony had gone soft, they attempted to kill him. After this incident, the Calabresis went to Fat Tony's compound for a sit-down with the Springfield Mafia. After clearing up the misunderstanding, Fat Tony and the Calabresis got along again. Michael D'Amico then came into the room with a plate of soufflés for everyone to eat. After Michael revealed that he made them himself, the Calabresi family laughed at him. The Calabresis then attacked Fat Tony in a helicopter, hospitalizing him.

After the Simpsons became involved with the mob, Michael invited the Calabresis to the Simpsons house for dinner, to hand over all of Fat Tony's territory to them in exchange for the safety of his family and the Simpsons. He told Michael that they could only guarantee that they wouldn't hurt them. When the Calabresis started eating, they all died because the food was poisoned.[1]

In a film going over the life of Eleanor Abernathy he was seen on trial when Abernathy was a successful doctor and lawyer.[2]


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Image Cost Unlock method Unlock message
Primo.png Pictures of Painting.png22,120 The Springfield Jobs
Act 1 Prize
Whacked by my own pasta?! The ultimate betrayal.
Donut Tapped Out.png60 Thanksgiving 2018, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey
Premium (Hidden Agenda Mystery Box)
Gold Box Token.png1 The Simpsanos
The Simpsanos Mystery Box
Technical Information ID Groups Internal Name
197002 Regular Characters, Regular Male, Criminal, Adult Primo