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Wise Gaius

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Wise Gaius
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Character Information
Male ♂
Hair: Grey
Occupation: Slave
First Appearance: "I, Carumbus"
Voiced by: Hank Azaria

Wise Gaius was a slave who did corpse disposal.


When Obeseus the Wide made a pact with Lennus, Carlum, Modus and Barnabas that if one of them got free, to try and free the others, Wise Gaius was there as well, trying to dispose of the chunks of corpses. Wise Gaius told them that the chunk chute was clogged so they had to start cutting the dead slaves into smaller pieces. When the slaves put their hands together to seal the pact, Wise Gaius but a severed hand on their hands too. When the slaves looked at him, Wise Gaius said that they weren't any fun.

Years later, when Bartigula said that Obeseus would get fed to the lions, Wise Gaius looked at Obeseus and said that they would need more lions.