| Captain Blackburns
| Character Information
|| Male ♂
|| Great-great-great-uncle twice removed: Mr. Burns
| First appearance:
|| Pirate Booty
Captain Blackburns was a pirate and relatives to Mr. Burns.
Every women adored him and men envied him. He hid his pirate treasure in his trousers. One day when he was on the deck was one of this incompetence first mate swabbing the deck. Blackbruns plummeted over board by the slippering deck and sank to his doom.