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Hornpipe Joe

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Hornpipe Joe
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Character Information
Male ♂
Non-canon deceased
Occupation: Sailor
First appearance: Elijah Dunn and the One-Armed Nun

Hornpipe Joe was a sailor aboard the SS Natalie Wood.


Hornpipe Joe would play "Lady of Spain" on the accordion every night after dinner. However, one night, a scream was heard on the ship. After the scream, Hornpipe Joe had disappeared, with the crew and Captain McCallister thinking he was killed by Elijah Dunn.