Hornpipe Joe

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Hornpipe Joe

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Non-canon deceased Occupation: Sailor First appearance: Elijah Dunn and the One-Armed Nun

Hornpipe Joe was a sailor aboard the SS Natalie Wood.

History

Hornpipe Joe would play "Lady of Spain" on the accordion every night after dinner. However, one night, a scream was heard on the ship. After the scream, Hornpipe Joe had disappeared, with the crew and Captain McCallister thinking he was killed by Elijah Dunn.

Appearances

• Comic story – Elijah Dunn and the One-Armed Nun

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