The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Simpsanos content update

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"Springfielders have voted Yes to everything, and now everything is legal! What's a crime syndicate to do when nothing is a crime? Except for maybe that one thing buried in the books that's been forgotten about... And who's this mysterious new figure known only as... The Cropfather?"

―Event description

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The Simpsanos is the two hundred forty-seventh content update of The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It started on April 10, 2024 and ended on May 15, 2024.

Note

All items with this icon on the last column of the table are also available for just 30 in the Yearbook Mystery Box!

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes Costas Becker Unlocks after completing Law & Disorder, Pt. 5. Uncle Zio 150 Unlocks with Springfield Sardi's. Mike Wegman Unlocks with Mike Wegman Center. Snitchy the Weasel Unlocks with The Elegant Scoundrel. Lenora Carter Unlocks with Surveillance Bundle. Dr. Dog Unlocks with Tray of 132 Donuts.

Returning

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes Yearbook MB Maw Spuckler 80 Governor Mary Bailey Plopper 100 Unlocks with Crap Silo. Daisy McGunnan 100 Lucille Botzcowski 120 Unlocks with Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers. Meathook 145 Unlocks with Circle of Death. Rose Quimby 150 Unlocks with Capital City Capitol Building. Johnny Tightlips Unlocks with Plato's Republic Casino. Also available in The Vault. Wolf the Bounty Hunter Unlocks with Bail Bonds. Mary Spuckler Unlocks with Springfield Opry House. Tribal Chief Unlocks with Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino. Richard Nixon Unlocks with Scandal-gate Hotel. Jeremy Jailbird Unlocks with Juvenile Correction Facility. Dante Calabresi Sr. 175 Unlocks in Calabresi Bundle. Dante Calabresi Jr. Miss Springfield Unlocks in Hostess Miss Springfield Bundle. Also available in The Vault.

Outfits

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes The Cropfather Unlocks after completing The Cropfather, Pt. 5. Kickback Quimby Unlocks with Capital City Con Center bundle.

Returning

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes Yearbook MB All-American Apu 30 Hostess Miss Springfield 175 Unlocks in Hostess Miss Springfield Bundle.

Pets

Returning

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes Yearbook MB Chippy 50 Freedom 100 Unlocks in Presidential Estate and Freedom Bundle.

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes The Lucky Stiff Funeral Home 4h Keeping Them Stiff But Not So Lucky Unlocks after completing The Made Men Who Made Us, Pt. 1. Original Springfield Post Office Hiding Packages for Mobsters Unlocks after completing The Made Men Who Made Us, Pt. 5. The Confidential Helping Make Gunmen Look Cool Unlocks after completing The Cropfather, Pt. 1. Spuckler Barn Housing Donkeys and Moonshine Stills Unlocks after completing The Cropfather, Pt. 3. Springfield Sports Palace Showcasing Millionaires Working for Billionaires Unlocks after completing The Cropfather, Pt. 4. The Mug Shot Helping Cops Get Even More Twitchy Unlocks after completing Law & Disorder, Pt. 1. Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners Randomly Losing Your Favorite Garments Unlocks after completing Law & Disorder, Pt. 3. Mafia Front Hiding Mob Activity in Plain Sight Unlocks after completing Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved, Pt. 3. Springfield Sardi's 150 6s Bringing Class to the Classless Unlocks Uncle Zio. Mike Wegman Center Teaching Sports Betting to the Underprivileged Unlocks Mike Wegman. The Elegant Scoundrel Selling Adult Novelties in Plain Brown Wrappers Unlocks Snitchy the Weasel. Capital City Con Center Hosting Comic Cons and Tractor Pulls Unlocks with Capital City Con Center bundle.

Returning

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes Yearbook MB Old Simpson Farm 40 6s Growing Weeds She-She Lounge 60 Cleaning Lipstick Off Glasses Peacock Lounge 70 Impressing Females, You Wish Good Neighbors Bounty Hunters 4h Posting Warrants U.S. Capitol Building 6s Passing Bills No One Ever Reads Remote On-site Correctional Center 4h Lobbying for Corporal Punishment Springfield Farmers Market 24h Jamming Traffic for Blocks Cheddarbarrel Farm 80 4h Construct Field Presidential Estate 6s Giving Guided Tours Also unlocks in Presidential Estate and Freedom Bundle. Minimum Security Prison 24h Coddling Criminals Britannia Casino 90 8h Serving Scones with Blackjack Burns State Prison 6s Enforcing Mandatory Minimum Sentence Cletus's Dice Den Rolling the Hillbilly Delicacy... Snake Eyes Crap Silo 100 Producing Methane Unlocks Plopper. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers 120 Babysitting Very Poorly Unlocks Lucille Botzcowski. Capital City Capitol Building 150 Arguing Which Side of the Aisle is Better Unlocks Rose Quimby. Plato's Republic Casino Hitting On Soft 17s Unlocks Johnny Tightlips. Also available in The Vault. Bail Bonds Putting Criminals Back on the Street Unlocks Wolf the Bounty Hunter. Springfield Opry House Cleaning Up Mess From Shows Unlocks Mary Spuckler. Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino Loosening Slots Unlocks Tribal Chief. Scandal-gate Hotel Taking Reports of Concerned Guests Unlocks Richard Nixon. Juvenile Correction Facility Making a Fortune Off Misguided Youth Unlocks Jeremy Jailbird. Sleep-Eazy Motel 175 Charging Hourly Rates Unlocks in Hostess Miss Springfield Bundle. Also available in The Vault.

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes Mound of Stolen Wallets 20 Unlocks after completing The Made Men Who Made Us, Pt. 3. Purchasable after unlock. Garbage Island Unlocks after completing The Made Men Who Made Us, Pt. 4. Cletus' Corn Field 35 Unlocks after completing The Cropfather, Pt. 2. Purchasable after unlock. Wiggum Parade Balloon Unlocks after completing Law & Disorder, Pt. 2. Grand Chasm Unlocks after completing Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved, Pt. 1. Riot Police 20 Unlocks after completing Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved, Pt. 2. Purchasable after unlock. Springfield Penitentiary Bus Unlocks after completing Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved, Pt. 4. FBI Agents 20 Unlocks after completing Law & Disorder, Pt. 4. Purchasable after unlock. Surveillance Van 150 Unlocks with Surveillance Bundle. FBI Van Police Helicopter Police Motorcycle

Returning

Image Name Cost Notes Yearbook MB Cane Field 5 First Bank of Springfield ATM 20 Try and Stop Us Billboard People Catcher Truck 30 Jet Engine Bike Also available in The Vault. Willie's Tractor 35 Pow-Wow's Casino Sign Police Car 40 Also available in The Vault. Police Tank 45 Cheddarbarrel Combine Public Restroom with Confusing Signage 60 Circle of Death 145 Unlocks Meathook. Golddiggers Sign 175 Unlocks in Hostess Miss Springfield Bundle.

Bundles

Image Name Cost Notes Contents Foreign Cops & Robbers Bundle 1 Possible prize in The Simpsanos Mystery Box. Justice Agent and Crook Presidential Estate and Freedom Bundle 100 Presidential Estate and Freedom Surveillance Bundle 150 Lenora Carter, Surveillance Van, FBI Van, Police Helicopter, and Police Motorcycle. Capital City Con Center Capital City Con Center and Kickback Quimby. Calabresi Bundle 175 Dante Calabresi Jr. and Dante Calabresi Sr. Hostess Miss Springfield Bundle 175 Sleep-Eazy Motel w/ Miss Springfield, Hostess Miss Springfield, and Golddiggers Sign Tray of 132 Donuts Dr. Dog and 132

Consumables

Image Name Content Cost Notes Screen Dozen Donuts 12 1 Shattered Token 1 Event completed Daily challenges Dozen Donuts 2 Shattered Tokens 2 Stack of 60 Donuts 3 Shattered Tokens 3 Tray of 120 Donuts 5 Shattered Tokens 5 Truckload of 300 Donuts 10 Shattered Tokens 10 Store Full of 900 Donuts 15 Shattered Tokens 15 Boatload of 2400 Donuts The Simpsanos Mystery Box Token 1 70 The Simpsanos Mystery Box Nighthawk Diner w/ Rex Banner, Police Boat, Fit Tony, Springfield Farmers Market, Brandine, Yokel Truck, Bart's Casino, Bart's Casino w/ Casino Boss Bart, Cletus' Monster Truck w/ Manager Cletus, Primo, Peacock Lounge, First Bank of Springfield, Fair Pavilion, Slaughterhouse Express, SPD Blimp, Private Investigator Office, Birch Barlow, Safari Casino, Amber Simpson and Ginger Flanders, Casino Concierge Kiosk, Yakuza Boss, International Court of Justice, $ Casino, Master Hypnotist Tent w/ Sven Golly, Lucky Casino, Justice Agent and Crook 1 Shattered Dreams Mystery Box Shattered Dreams Mystery Box: Carnival 1 5 The Simpsanos Mystery Box Tokens 5 280

Prizes

The Made Men Who Made Us

Image Name Unlock The Lucky Stiff Funeral Home The Made Men Who Made Us, Pt. 1. Play Whack-A-Mole (animated job for Fat Tony) The Made Men Who Made Us, Pt. 2. Mound of Stolen Wallets The Made Men Who Made Us, Pt. 3. Garbage Island The Made Men Who Made Us, Pt. 4. Original Springfield Post Office The Made Men Who Made Us, Pt. 5.

The Cropfather

Image Name Unlock The Confidential The Cropfather, Pt. 1. Cletus' Corn Field The Cropfather, Pt. 2. Spuckler Barn The Cropfather, Pt. 3. Springfield Sports Palace The Cropfather, Pt. 4. The Cropfather The Cropfather, Pt. 5.

Law & Disorder

Image Name Unlock The Mug Shot Law & Disorder, Pt. 1. Wiggum Parade Balloon Law & Disorder, Pt. 2. Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners Law & Disorder, Pt. 3. FBI Agents Law & Disorder, Pt. 4. Costas Becker Law & Disorder, Pt. 5.

Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved

Image Name Unlock Grand Chasm Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved, Pt. 1. Riot Police Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved, Pt. 2. Mafia Front Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved, Pt. 3. Springfield Penitentiary Bus Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved, Pt. 4. Fly Jetpack (animated job for Wiggum) Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved, Pt. 5.

Gil Promo

After tapping on Gil's icon Ol' Gil's not elegant, or a scoundrel, but you can get the Elegant Scoundrel AND Snitchy the Weasel for a song! A song in the public domain, that is. Who could resist this cute little fella! Quick, Snitchy! Do something cute. Why does it smell like cheap wine and menthol cigarettes in here? Heh-heh. So cute. How could you not want him in your town? I was promised to be paid in real money, not dog biscuits! You get paid in what I get paid in. If the offer is accepted Yippee! Dog biscuits for everyone! I'll take a center cut of the biscuit — or else! If the offer is declined So what happens now? Do I still get the dog biscuits? You can have mine. Ugh...there goes my dinner.

Quests

• Everything Old Is Legal Again
• The Made Men Who Made Us
• The Cropfather
• Law & Disorder
• Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved
• Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance
• The Trial Blazer
• The Crops of Wrath
• Goodpizzas
• The Loan Ranger
• Escape From New Work
• Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield
• Canine Confidential
• All the Mayor's Funds

Dates

Date Event 04/10 - 5/15 The Made Men Who Made Us, Dr. Dog Bundle, Springfield Sardi's w/ Uncle Zio 04/19 - 5/15 The Cropfather, Mike Wegman Center w/ Mike Wegman 04/28 - 5/15 Law & Disorder, The Elegant Scoundrel w/ Snitchy the Weasel, Surveillance Bundle w/ Lenora Carter 05/07 - 5/15 Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved, Capital City Con Center and Kickback Quimby

Conform-o-meter impact

Name Rating Points Garbage Island Consumerism 5 Springfield Sports Palace, The Mug Shot, Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners 10 The Elegant Scoundrel 20 The Confidential Gluttony 10 Springfield Sardi's 20 Spuckler Barn Indolence 10 Original Springfield Post Office Obedience 10 Mafia Front, Mound of Stolen Wallets, FBI Agents, Riot Police, Springfield Penitentiary Bus Righteousness 10 The Lucky Stiff Funeral Home Socialism 10 Mike Wegman Center, Capital City Con Center 20 Cletus' Corn Field, Grand Chasm Tree-hugging 100 Wiggum Parade Balloon Vanity 100 Surveillance Van, FBI Van, Police Helicopter, Police Motorcycle Righteousness Bonus $ and XP 20 0.75%

Other changes made

April 9 Update (4.67.0; "v4_67_THESIMPSANOS")

• Two new Character groups were added: Yokels and Wise Guys.
• Homer and Amber Simpson's Compare Stretch Marks and Ginger Flanders and Grampa's Party with Grampa's rush multipliers were changed from 0 to 2.
• Daily Challenges "Buy Milk", "Check Out Latest Promo", "Shop for Gifts" and "Form a Donut" can now only be done by Normal Springfielders, except for Apu (the shop keeper).
• Boardwalk Carousel, Carnival Haunted House, Krusty Water Tower, Clown Fire Truck, Pie-apult, Kid Wall, Clown Car, Dunk Tank, Clown Bus and Elephant were added to the Carnival Shattered Dreams Mystery Box.

April 11 Update ("v4_67_THESIMPSANOS_PATCH1")

• Manager Cletus was removed from The Simpsanos Mystery Box, and substituted by the Cletus' Monster Truck and Manager Cletus bundle. If the user bought Cletus' Monster Truck already, they'll receive Manager Cletus once they update.
• In The Simpsanos Mystery Box and the Strange City Shattered Dreams Mystery Box, Crook was changed to the Justice Agent and Crook Bundle. If the user bought Crook already, they'll receive Justice Agent once they update.

Sources

• Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information