Rudyard Kipling

Rudyard Kipling

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Deceased Hair: Brown, balding Occupation: Author First appearance: "No Good Read Goes Unpunished" Voiced by: Harry Shearer

Rudyard Kipling was an English journalist, short-story writer, poet, and novelist.

History

Before Grampa attempts to bet all of his money he inherits from his girlfriend Bea at the casino on Roulette he quotes the poem If— by Rudyard Kiplin.

Marge dreamed that Rudyard Kipling told her it was okay to be racist in dreams. Kipling told Marge that in the original draft of The Jungle Book, Mowgli used his elephant to stomp out some Hindus seeking limited voting rights.

Non-canon

The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened or existed.

Rudyard Kipling appeared outside of the Flanders house when Ned Flanders was singing a song. He waved to the camera.

Appearances

• Episode – "No Good Read Goes Unpunished"

External links

• Rudyard Kipling at Wikipedia

Authors

Douglas Adams • Mitch Albom • Steve Allen • Hans Christian Andersen • Maya Angelou • Isaac Asimov • Jane Austen • Bob Balaban • James Baldwin • Dave Barry • Lynda Barry • Joy Behar • Saul Bellow • Alfred Bester • Judy Blume • Patty Bouvier • Ray Bradbury • David Brenner • William F. Buckley • Milton Burkhart • Heloise Hodgeson Burwell • Albert Camus • Robert Caro • Lewis Carroll • Willa Cather • Michael Chabon • Agatha Christie • Tom Clancy • Marcia Clark • Arthur C. Clarke • Kelly Clarkson • Beverly Cleary • Leonard Cohen • Dame Edna • Geena Davis • Richard Dawkins • Honoré de Balzac • Simone de Beauvoir • Guillermo del Toro • Esme Delacroix • Charles Dickens • Emily Dickinson • Joan Didion • Fyodor Dostoevsky • Maureen Dowd • "Dummies" Author • Amelia Earhart • P. D. Eastman • Nora Ephron • Patrick Ewing • William Faulkner • Tina Fey • Helen Fielding • Guy Fieri • T. R. Francis • Anne Frank • Jonathan Franzen • Jonathan Frink • Neil Gaiman • Elizabeth Gilbert • Malcolm Gladwell • Whoopi Goldberg • Barry Goldwater • Doris Kearns Goodwin • Jacob Grimm • Wilhelm Grimm • John Grisham • Charles Grodin • Che Guevara • Tiffany Haddish • Sean Hannity • Tom Hayden • Lillian Hellman • Ernest Hemingway • Clarity Hoffman-Roth • L. Ron Hubbard • Jay Inslee • Shirley Jackson • Penn Jillette • James Joyce • Julian • Franz Kafka • Helen Keller • Caroline Kennedy • Jack Kerouac • Francis Scott Key • Karen Kilgariff • Stephen King • Rudyard Kipling • Delpho Krull • Padma Lakshmi • Lewis Lapham • Mell Lazarus • Kurt Loder • Karina Longworth • Greg Louganis • Ada Lovelace • Norman Mailer • Thomas Mann • George R. R. Martin • Richard Matheson • Jenny McCarthy • Phil McGraw • Herman Melville • Margaret Mitchell • Michael Moore • Toni Morrison • Ralph Nader • Mary Norton • Kevin O'Leary • Bill O'Reilly • Joyce Carol Oates • Boris Pasternak • James Patterson • Paula Paul • Karl Pilkington • Sylvia Plath • George Plimpton • Edgar Allan Poe • Fenton Pooltoy • Chaim Potok • Richard Pryor • Alexander Pushkin • Thomas Pynchon • Raffi • Ayn Rand • Robert Reich • Paul Reiser • Stark Richdale • Geraldo Rivera • Anthony Robbins • Fred Rogers • Al Roker • Mr. Roman • Isabella Rossellini • J. K. Rowling • Rufus • RuPaul • Barry Sadler • J. D. Salinger • Sheryl Sandberg • Jean-Paul Sartre • Paul Shaffer • George Bernard Shaw • Mary Shelley • Neil Simon • Bart Simpson • Homer Simpson • Isaac Bashevis Singer • Seymour Skinner • Kevin Smith • Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn • Susan Sontag • Andrew Ross Sorkin • Elizabeth Cady Stanton • Danielle Steel • Gertrude Stein • John Steinbeck • Professor Stein • Robert Louis Stevenson • Martha Stewart • Moe Szyslak • Amy Tan • Professor Thernstrom • Helen Thomas • Hunter S. Thompson • Leo Tolstoy • Ivan Turgenev • Mark Twain • John Updike • Leon Uris • Gus Van Sant • Jesse Ventura • Gore Vidal • Johann Wolfgang von Goethe • Kurt Vonnegut • Marilyn vos Savant • David Foster Wallace • Dr. Washburn • John Waters • Noah Webster • H. G. Wells • Eudora Welty • Ruth Westheimer • Oscar Wilde • Laura Ingalls Wilder • George Will • Tennessee Williams • Marianne Williamson • Tom Wolfe • Bob Woodward • Virginia Woolf

Deceased characters

Simpson family Bart-Beard the Pirate • Great Uncle Boris • Abigail Simpson • Abraham Simpson I • Amber Simpson • Claretta Simpson • Clowta Simpson • Dulcine Simpson • Eliza Simpson • Elrita Simpson • Floyd Simpson • Gabby Simpson • Galston Simpson • Garwood Simpson • "Happy" Simpson • Hiram Simpson • Homer Simpson • Hortense Simpson • Howland Simpson • Hubert Simpson • Ivy Simpson • Jim Simpson • Lambert Simpson • Lotus Simpson • Mabel Simpson • Mona Simpson • "Old Tut" Simpson • Orville Simpson • Pippa Simpson • Prudence Simpson • Rupert Simpson • Silas Simpson • Sven Simpson • Trixie Simpson • Twitta Simpson • Virgil Simpson • Yuma Simpson • Zeke Simpson Simpson extended family Mary Frowning Cloud • Edwina Dinsdale • Horatio Dinsdale • Udell Dinsdale • Clarice DuBois • Fielding DuBois • Lance DuBois • Monique DuBois • Rooney DuBois • Humphrey Little Goat • Jane Nervous Goat • Joe Puffing Goat • Amos Graycomb • Axel Graycomb • Lolly Graycomb • Moselle Graycomb • Otto Graycomb • Bertram Hickman • Nellie Hickman • Theodora Hickman • Willard Hickman • Coquette Rounds • Cromwell Rounds • Eugenia Rounds • Fern Rounds • Milford Rounds • Milhouse Rounds II • Missy Rounds • Burton Stemple • Caleb Stemple • Gaylord Stemple • Hortensia Stemple • Jacques Stemple • Louise Stemple • Minnie Stemple • Paco Stemple • Riva Stemple • Vic Stemple • Zachariah Stemple • Zephediah Stemple • Clancey Stillman • Clem Stillman • Dewey Stillman • Ettiwanda Stillman • Ogilvie Stillman • Omar Stillman Bouvier family Alfred Bouvier • Angelique Bouvier • Antoine Bouvier • Arthur Bouvier • Babette Bouvier • Bambi Bouvier • Bebe Bebe Bouvier Déjà Vu • Bernadette Bouvier • Brigitte Bidet Bouvier • Charlemagne Bouvier • Clarence Bouvier • Clématis Bouvier • Cléo Bouvier • Colette Bouvier • Daria Bouvier • Didi Bouvier • Edmund Bouvier • Edwina "Big Eddie" Bouvier • Edwina "Little Eddie" Bouvier • Ennui Bouvier • Erique Bouvier • Etienne Bouvier • Fifi Bouvier • Fifi Bouvier Au Jus • Flannery Bouvier • Florette Bouvier • Fr. René Bouvier • Françoise Bouvier • Gabrielle Bouvier • Georgette Bouvier • Herman Bouvier • Honoré Bouvier • Jacques Bouvier • Jipsum Bouvier • Lalique Bouvier • Lance Bouvier • Marcel Bouvier • Margot Escargot Maître de Bouvier • Marie Bouvier • Monique Bouvier • Pépé Bouvier • René Bouvier • Théo Bouvier • Vance Bouvier • Victor Bouvier • Victor Bouvier II • Yves Bouvier • Madame Bouvier-Defarge • Genevieve Bouvier-Papier-Mâché-Macramé • Coquette Lèau • Uncle Lou Bouvier extended family Mignon Billout • Philippe Billout • Pascal Chevalier • Bernard DeBoeuf • Bébé DeBoeuf • Charmaine DeBoeuf • Diana DeBoeuf • Horst DeBoeuf • Zsa Zsa DeBoeuf • Eva DuLac • Hesperia DeVille • Nicole DeVille • Eva DuLac • Hermès DuLac • Louis DuLac • Fleurette duPrix • Alvarine Gurney • Ferdinand Gurney • Gladys Gurney • Claire LaValle • Coco LaValle • Georges LaValle • Jean-Paul LaValle • Lili LaValle • Simone LaValle • Coquette Lèau • Maurice Lèau • Theodore Lèau • André Merlot • Margot Merlot • Dijon Mouton • Jacques Mouton • Henri Petitbois • Marie Petitbois • Armand Poulet • Brigitte Poulet • Félice Poulet • Hervé Poulet • Daniel Trousseau • Dracinia Trousseau • Frédérique Trousseau • Gigi Trousseau • Gilbert Trousseau • Leo Trousseau • Maurice Trousseau • Musette Trousseau • Sylvie Trousseau • Vinca Trousseau Burns family Captain Blackburns • Agnes Montgomery Burns • Bensonhurst Burns • Bertam Burns • Casandra Burns • Chasity Temperance Burns • Clifford Burns • Doctor General Edmund Burns • Elspeth Burns • Franklin Burns • Franklin Jefferson Burns • Mergatroid Burns • Rudolph Burns • Tiberius Burns • Wainwright Montgomery Burns • Evelyn Graycomb • Barbara Kretizer • Rosemarie Lippincott • Lyla • Lauren Vontavius Porter • Jeannette Schicklgruber • Marguerite Chesterton Wagstaff Flanders family Lady Nedwina Flanders • Wilhelmina Flanders • Augusta Flanders • Grandma Flanders • Maude Flanders • Lady Nedderly Flanders • Lady Nedebel Flanders • Sir Nederick Flanders • Nedmond Flanders • Neduchadnezzar Flanders • Lord Thistlewick of Flanders • Edna Krabappel • Maude's grandmother • Lord Nose • Winifred Flanders Rome characters Abus • Gordus Antonius • Barnabas • Bartigula • Kentus Brocko • Carlum • Wise Gaius • Lennus • Lisandra • Helena Lovejoyususus • Reverend Lovejoyususus • Marjora • Modus • Emperor Montimus • Obeseus the Wide • Ptolemaic Book Guy • Emperor Quimbus • Wolfus Rein Other characters Albert • Asa • Lily Bancroft • Mimsy Bancroft • Red Barclay • Bartholomé • Harold Baumgartner • Uncle Bill • Shary Bobbins • Mr. Bont • Gautama Buddha • Heloise Hodgeson Burwell • Dante Calabresi, Jr. • Dante Calabresi, Sr. • Nick Callahan • Ignatius Castellaneta • Rosemary Chalmers • Cornelius Chapman • Charlie • Franklin Chase • Jesus Christ • Crushed man • Anna Maria D'Amico • Larry Dalrymple • Chip Davis • Saint Donickus • Roger Ducette • Ellis • Elmo • Emile • Esther • Corbin Everly • Frankie • Granny Frink • Graphic Novel Kid • Green Day • Frank Grimes • Arnie Gumble • Mrs. Gumble • Harold • Milton Haas • Hezron • Homer • Homeur • Bobby Bob Hooper • Howard, Sr. • Winifred Beecher Howe • Professor Huntington • J.P. • Johnny • James Earl Jones • Fred Kanneke • Ms. Killebrew • Hyman Krustofsky • Rachel Krustofsky • League of Evil • Lise • Shelbyville Manhattan • Marguerite • Max • C. W. McAllister‎ • William McCafferty • Griff McDonald • Emilie Mercer • Roger Meyers, Sr. • Mindy • Steve Mobbs • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Michiko Nakamura • NBC representative • Edgar Neubauer • Johnny Newspaperseed • Dr. Nussbaum • Frank Ormand • Pete • Asa Phelps • Playground ghost • Primo • Prisoner • Eunice Quimby • Joe Quimby, Sr. • The Great Raymondo's brother • Dirk Richter • Sailor • Sandy • Scheherazade • Shahryār • Beatrice Simmons • Simpstler's Mother • Sheldon Skinner • John Smith • Mary Smith • Waylon Smithers, Sr. • Duc de Springfield • Jebediah Springfield • Ned Springfield • Obadiah Springfield • Olive Springfield • Zechariah Springfield • Doo-Wop Steve • Chester L. Suicide • King of Sweden • Moe Szyslak's mother • Captain Tenille • Fat Tony • Linda van Schoonhoven • Eustace Van Houten • Kirkedemious Van Houten • Milford Van Houten • Viktor • Viktor's wife • Viking art thief • Otto von Schlichtfarber • Etch Westgrin • Iggy Wiggum • Horace Wilcox • Obadiah Wilmington • Blind Willie Witherspoon • Zohar Animals Annie • Raymond Bird • Bluella • Mr. Bunny • Cap'n Chompy • Cinnamon • Coltrane • Cottontail • Dachapoo • Dolly • Fetchy • Flipper (Bart Has Two Mommies) • Flipper (Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass) • Geech • Herb • Pauline McAllister • Nibbles • Nipper • Mr. Pinchy • Polly • Queenie • Snowball I • Snowball II • Snowball III • Snuffy • Squawky • Mr. Squirm • Squirmy • Stinky • Superdude • Wolverine • Wrinkles Robots Bomb disarming robot • Buzzkill • Dick Clark • David • Emma • Flipsy • Investo the Robot • Linguo • The Prince 5000 • Wasp camera Fictional characters Adam • King Arthur • Emilio Barzini • Chester Bellamy • Uncle Ben • Brenda • Captain Burns • Little Caesar • Squiduardo Calamari • Lucy Carbunkle • Eric Cartman • Casper the Friendly Ghost • Cathy • Jenny Cavalleri • Claudius • Vito Corleone • Cap'n Crunch • The Decrepit One • Tyson Neil Degrasse • Cycloid Dolph • Nancy Drew • Samuel Elkins • Eve • Evil Queen • Fatso • Jango Fett • Huckleberry Finn • Valerie Frizzle • Gertrude • Goliath • Greedo • Moe Greene • Headmaster Greystash • Guildenlenny • King Hamlet • Prince Hamlet • Helen of Troy • Troll Jimbo • Jobriath • Officer Joe • Jonah • Saint Joseph • Joseph of Aramathea • Troll Kearney • Obi-Wan Kenobi • Fred Kranepool • Laertes • Lenny • Poison Lenny • Lenore • Lilith • Man in the Iron Mask • Cyrus Manley • Marmaduke • Meaux • Methuselah • Mimì • Moe • Advisor Moe • Troll Moe • The Monster • Captain Mordecai • Mufasa • Ranger Ned • Bat Nelson • Captain Nemo • Pixie Dr. Nick • Mr. O'Bannon • Ryan O'Toole • Odysseus • Old Yeller • Ophelia • Senator Payne • Penelope • Pharaoh • Polonius • Poochie • President of the United States • Spugna Roberto Quadrati Pantaloni • Richard Quillejoie • Radioactive Worm • Roger • The Rollicking Rocks • Rosencarl • Rumses IV • Toucan Sam • Tom Sawyer • Scoey • Mrs. Scratchy • Sebastian • Shadow Knight • Silver Quarry Men • Silly Squirrel • Turkey Skinner • SpongeBob SquarePants • Stinkie • Stretch • Discus Stu • Tea Biscuit • Salvatore Tessio • Dr. Therabear • The Three Musketeers • King of Troy • Tweedleburger • Twinkie the Kid • Darth Vader • Curly Washburn • The Whom Non-canon characters Adam • Aragorn • Benedict Arnold • Tom Arnold • Balrog • Steve Bannon • Clyde Barrow • Costas Becker • Billy the Kid • Blackbeard • John Wilkes Booth • Lizzie Borden • Bore-Ax • Genevieve Bouvier • Meriadoc Brandybuck • C. Ebenezer Burns • Count Burns • Mr. Burnsum • Burnzak • Caligula • Mary Catherine • Toussaint Charbonneau • Dick Clark • George Clooney • The Collector • Colette • Kellyanne Conway • Alice Cooper • David • King David • Case Diggs • John Dillinger • Matt Dillon • Sue Dokes • Henry K. Duff • Elijah Dunn • Edmund • El Chupacabra • Ned Flanders I • James Franco • Jonathan Frink, Sr. • Fox censor • Samwise Gamgee • Gandalf the Grey • Gary the Unicorn • Gastro • King Gautama • Prince Gautama • Queen Gautama • Siddmartha Gautama • Gimli • Goliath II • Grand Pumpkin • Barney Gumble • Arsenio Hall • Irving • Janice • Jelly monster • Hornpipe Joe • Steve Johnson • Jay Kogan • The Jerry Springer Show audience member • Kelly • Klondar • Krusto • Jared Kushner • Legolas • Lenore • Lenny Leonard, Sr. • Randall Leonard • Tony Marinara • Mopey Mary • Queen Mary I • Mayan priest • William McCafferty • Phil McGraw • Meaux • Melric • King Mitothin • Moby Dick • Thomas More • Bonnie Parker • St. Peter • Prince • Cyrus Quimby • Joshua Quimby • Onus Quimby • Radioactive Man action figure • Jane Russell • Roger • Seamus • Jane Seymour • John Smith • John Smith • Smithos • Jerry Springer • Suzanne • Scotus Szyslak • Scrotum Szyslak • Slocum Szyslak • Tahn-Enn-Bahm • Pippin Took • Treestache • Toby Trivel • Kaiser Wilhelm II • Kate Winslet

The Simpsons characters

The Simpsons and relatives Jacqueline Bouvier • Patty Bouvier • Selma Bouvier • Abraham Simpson • Bart Simpson (Bartman • El Barto) • Homer Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Maggie Simpson • Marge Simpson • Mona Simpson Jub-Jub • Plopper • Santa's Little Helper • Snowball II Around Springfield Kumiko Albertson • Ms. Albright • Jasper Beardley • Benjamin • Blue-haired lawyer • Shauna Chalmers • Comic Book Guy • Crazy Cat Lady • Larry Dalrymple • Doug • Eddie • Maude Flanders • Ned Flanders • Julio Franco • Jonathan Frink • Gary • Alice Glick • Barney Gumble • Gil Gunderson • Constance Harm • Bernice Hibbert • Julius Hibbert • Julius Hibbert's daughter • Julius Hibbert's oldest son • Lionel Hutz • Jacques • "Just stamp the ticket" man • Princess Kashmir • Hyman Krustofsky • Akira Kurosawa • Cookie Kwan • Grady Little • Lou • Helen Lovejoy • Jessica Lovejoy • Timothy Lovejoy, Jr. • Barry Mackleberry • Jerri Mackleberry • Jack Marley • Horatio McCallister • Milo • Hans Moleman • Marvin Monroe • Eddie Muntz • Mrs. Muntz • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Lindsey Naegle • Nahasapeemapetilon octuplets (Anoop • Gheet • Nabendu • Poonam • Pria • Sandeep • Sashi • Uma) • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon • Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon • Old Jewish man • Ruth Powers • Gareth Prince • Gloria Prince • Joe Quimby (Mayor Quimby's body guards) • Martha Quimby • Raphael • Luigi Risotto • Nick Riviera • Sam • Gerald Samson • Agnes Skinner • Roy Snyder • Spuckler children (Dubya • Whitney) • Brandine Spuckler • Cletus Spuckler • Squeaky-voiced teen • Strawberry • Disco Stu • Moe Szyslak • Kirk Van Houten • Luann Van Houten • Clancy Wiggum • Sarah Wiggum • Yes Guy • Artie Ziff Celebrities Bill and Marty • Booberella • Kent Brockman • Bumblebee Man • Scott Christian • Duffman • Matt Groening • Krusty the Clown • Lurleen Lumpkin • Troy McClure • Sideshow Mel • Roger Meyers, Jr. • Arnie Pye • Pyro • Dave Shutton • Jebediah Springfield • Miss Springfield • Drederick Tatum • Mr. Teeny • Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain) Springfield Elementary School faculty and students Chuck Berger • Black weasel • Wendell Borton • Gary Chalmers • Lewis Clark • Database • Lunchlady Dora • E-mail • Rod Flanders • Todd Flanders • Ham • JJ Hibbert • Elizabeth Hoover • Sophie Jensen • Jimbo Jones • Edna Krabappel • Coach Krupt • Dewey Largo • Sherri Mackleberry • Terri Mackleberry • Otto Mann • Audrey McConnell • Nelson Muntz • Nell Nicholson • Brunella Pommelhorst • Janey Powell • Martin Prince • J. Loren Pryor • Report Card • Richard • Dolph Shapiro • Becky Shorter • Nina Skalka • Seymour Skinner • Cosine Tangent • Allison Taylor • Milhouse Van Houten • Wanda • Ralph Wiggum • Groundskeeper Willie • Hubert Wong • Yellow weasel • Jaffee Ziswhisky • Üter Zörker • Kearney Zzyzwicz Blond-haired boy with glasses • Brown-haired boy • Buck-toothed boy • Buck-toothed girl • Girl with glasses • Lewis look-alike • Long haired girl Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Blinky • Charles Montgomery Burns (The Hounds) • Carl Carlson • Charlie • Lenny Leonard • Waylon Smithers, Jr. • Smitty Villains Sideshow Bob • Frankie the Squealer • Herman Hermann • Snake Jailbird • Kang Johnson • Kodos Johnson • Legs • Louie • The Rich Texan • Hank Scorpio • Johnny Tightlips • Fat Tony Other characters Capital City Goofball • Jesus Christ • Santa Claus • Devil • Fallout Boy • Itchy • God • Leprechaun • Richard Nixon • Poochie • Radioactive Man • Scratchy Families The Simpsons • The Bouviers • The Flanderses • The Hibberts • The Krustofskys • The Lovejoys • The Spucklers • The Van Houtens • The Wiggums • The Muntzes Miscellaneous Doppelgängers • Fictional characters • LGBT characters • Animals • Deceased characters • Crossover characters • One-time characters • Recurring characters • Non-canon characters