Ernest Hemingway

"The boy I like is Hemingway-esque!"

―Lisa

Ernest Hemingway

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Deceased Occupation: Author Relatives: Ex-wives: Hadley Richardson Pauline Pfeiffer First appearance: "Bart Gets an "F""

Ernest Hemingway is an author that wrote A Farewell to Arms.

History

Two of Hemingway's ex-wives, Hadley Richardson and Pauline Pfeiffer, appeared to Lisa telling her that authors make bad lovers.

At one point in his life, Mr. Burns met Hemingway and drew a picture of him.

Behind the Laughter

Ernest Hemingway is a real-life author.

Appearances

• Episode – "Bart Gets an "F"" (played by Martin)
• Episode – "The Daughter Also Rises" (mentioned)
• Episode – "Four Regrettings and a Funeral" (picture)

References

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