Charles Montgomery Burns
- "Excellent"
- ―Mr. Burns' catchphrase
Charles Montgomery Burns
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Character Information
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Charles Montgomery "Monty" Burns (better known as "Mr. Burns") is viewed as an antagonist to many, if not all, of the inhabitants of Springfield. He is an elderly, skinny, 104-year-old, who is shown as being cruel, bitter, cynical, heartless, greedy and selfish. Burns runs the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Burns' trademark expression is the word "Excellent", muttered slowly in a low, sinister voice while tenting his fingertips. He frequently orders his aide, Waylon Smithers to "release the hounds", so as to let his vicious guard dogs attack any intruders, enemies or even invited guests. Mr. Burns is Springfield's richest and most powerful citizen; his current net worth has been given as $996 million. He uses his power and wealth to do whatever he wants, usually without regard for consequences and without interference from the authorities.
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Biography
Charles Montgomery Burns was born Happy Burns to penniless parents in middle America.
However, in one episode, Mr.Burns faces a question about his place of birth while helping Lisa;it is said that the answer he apparently gives is Tangier (Morocco), but actually the answer he's really giving is "Pangea"; the supercontinent that is theorized to have existed during the Paleozoic and Mesozoic eras about 250 million years ago;Due to this error, in many other languages such as Spanish, French or Italian, the place of birth of Mr.Burns was mistranslated into Tangier instead of Pangea.
After being adopted by a faceless billionaire, he attended Yale University and eventually amassed his own personal enormous fortune. He is 104 years old (but in early years he said that he was 81). His mother, who had an affair with US President William Howard Taft, is still alive and is 123 years old. In 1940, at a college reunion, he had an affair with a woman after seeing "Gone With The Wind" at a local movie theater. This affair produced an illegitimate son, Larry Burns, whom he knew nothing about until 1996.
He spent time as a biochemist and bioterrorist before purchasing the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where his fortune continued to grow. After accidentally killing his assistant, he secretly raised his son Waylon Smithers as his own. He is unaware that Smithers is gay and has had a crush on him for years. Their relationship has had its rough spots, as Smithers was one of the prime suspects in the shooting of Mr. Burns in 1995.
Since then, he has opened a casino, which failed, and has been a drug-runner between Canada and the United States. He is also the head of the local Republican Party, where he successfully persuaded Robert "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger to run for Mayor of Springfield, and Krusty the Klown to run for Congress.
He currently lives at Burns Manor in Springfield, USA, and is known for his lack of emotion, amazing old age, and propensity for finding things "excellent". He penned an autobiography, entitled "Will There Ever Be A Rainbow?", in 1991. During the 4th of July, after Homer Simpson, Lenny Leonard, and Carl Carlson goofed off of their position of helping Burns's party by raiding his wine cellar and playing twister with his paintings, calling 911. He was shortly thereafter arrested when the Police found out that he apparently stole "the concert," being pelted with food and then appointing Smithers to be the CEO in his place. Burns during his stay (especially after blackmailing the Warden failed) became a born-again christian. However, he is released by Homer, Carl, and Lenny in order to dispose of Smithers's stranglehold as CEO. He goes back to being a despot, although his actions after regaining control of the office imply that he hadn't completely changed back to his old self.
Mr. Burns spends most of his time in his office, at the nuclear plant, monitoring his workers via closed circuit cameras. In his office he keeps a team of ten high-priced lawyers, a scale model of Springfield, a special microbe-resistant chamber, a two-seat escape pod, and the "League of Evil" — a sinister cabal whose members are long deceased but whose skeletons remain. Burns is also a member of the local Mugwumps and the Stonecutters, and an influential member of the Springfield Republican Party. He has also owned or co-owned a number of business ventures in Springfield, including the Monty Burns Casino, "Li'l Lisa" recycling, an ocean slurry manufacturing plant, Burns Slant Drilling Co., Burns Media, and a basketball team.
Burns has been engaged at least three times: a woman named Gertrude who died of loneliness and rabies, to Marge Simpson's mother Jacqueline Bouvier, and to a policewoman named Gloria.
Mr. Burns' extreme old age is a frequent source of humor on the show. He is occasionally referred to as "Springfield's oldest resident" but his exact age is uncertain. He has said several times that he was 81 years of age, but later remarks "I have been 89 for a while now," and then mentioned that he was over 100 years old and reveals his social security number to be 000-00-0002. However, his age is specifically stated to be 104. When Lisa Simpson is researching her ancestors from the Civil War, she comes across a Mr. Burns in the journal, presumably one of Mr. Burns' ancestors. However, when Lisa mentions him, Mr. Burns replies by saying he hasn't heard his father's name in years.
Burns resides in a vast, ornate mansion on an immense estate called Burns Manor, located at 1000 Mammon Street, on the corner of Croesus and Mammon streets in the 'Springfield Heights' district. It is protected by a high wall, an electrified fence, and a pack of vicious attack dogs known as "The Hounds". At times he has employed for protection a force of Wizard of Oz-style flying-monkey guards, the wicked witch of the wests guard troopers, a personal paramilitary force, a riot police squad, and a robotic Richard Simmons. The inside of the mansion includes a room containing a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters, a bottomless pit, a human chess board, the largest television in the free world, a 'Hall of Patriots' commemorating his ancestors, a laboratory, a botanical garden of vultures bearing his likeness, a safe containing a Beefeater guard, a model train that takes 3 hours and 47 minutes to complete its circuit and comes back with snow on it, and a theater showing round-the-clock plays regardless of whether there is an audience.
Mr. Burns routinely subjects Springfield and its residents to his abuse and, as a result, there is a general dislike of him throughout the town. Burns has blackmailed and bribed various officials in Springfield, including Mayor Quimby and its nuclear safety inspectors. He employed his wealth to make an ultimately unsuccessful run for state governor, to be denied his chance to be Governor by Marge Simpson; Burns vows for the rest of his life to make the rest of Homer Simpson's life miserable. He once blocked out the sun to force Springfield residents to increase their use of electricity produced by his nuclear plant and was subsequently shot by Maggie.
Mr Burns' state of mind is the subject of frequent jokes on the show. At times, he appears to be completely removed from reality and modern conventions. He continually fails to recognize Homer Simpson or remember his name, even though many of the recent major events in Burns' life have involved Homer in some way. Burns talked about crushing "freedom fighters" and promised his employees "a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya" when he was supposed to be handing out the plant's "Worker of the Week Award." Burns is for the most part unaware of the townspeople's general dislike of him. He also displays mannerisms which are considered outdated, such as practicing phrenology, writing with a quill pen, driving a Stutz Bearcat while wearing an Edwardian motorist's outfit which includes hat, driving gloves, and goggles; and using terms such as 'deceleratrix' (brake) and 'petroleum distillate' (his driver's license expired in 1909), carrying a mace for self defense (though the weapon actually shown was a flail), driving without regard to traffic laws in the manner of early 20th century motorists, and using an antique view camera to take photographs. Burns refers to many celebrities of the late 19th and early 20th centuries in present tense assuming they are still alive including Louise Brooks, Rudolph Valentino and baseball players Honus Wagner, Cap Anson and Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown, although he does seem to remember that Al Jolson is dead, and is also unaware of several major historical events, including the extinction of the dodo, the Wall Street Crash and even the two World Wars, despite having fought in World War II, suggesting severe senility. Burns' state of mind is so out of touch with the current time that he once lost all of his money by investing in such companies as "Trans-Atlantic Zeppelin" and "Amalgamated Spats". Burns has also referred to outdated place names like "New York's Idlewild Airport" and "the Belgian Congo" (and once tried to send packages to Siam and Prussia), he still speaks of autogyros; he also became suspicious of Homer Simpson as a "free thinking anarchist" after Homer's white shirt was accidentally stained pink because it was washed with Bart's red hat. On one occasion, Burns laughed at the idea of musicals about "the common cat" or "the King of Siam". On several occasions, Burns has assumed patently phony disguises and aliases, expecting people not to recognise him. Such instances include when Burns donned a false moustache and referred to himself as "Mr Snrub," and when Burns tried to fool Principal Skinner into thinking he was a 4th grader by wearing the clothes of Jimbo Jones.
Character
Creation
Burns's character, appearance, and mannerisms are based on several different people. The show's creator Matt Groening principally based Burns on Fredrik Olsen, a reclusive Norwegian shipping magnate and the owner of Timex. Drawing further inspiration from oil tycoon John D. Rockefeller, David Rockefeller and fictional character Henry Potter from It's a Wonderful Life, Groening made Burns the "embodiment of corporate greed". Animator David Silverman parodied Burns's appearance on Fox founder Barry Diller, and modeled his body on a praying mantis. The idea of Burns reading employee names off cards in "There's No Disgrace Like Home" came from an article about Ronald Reagan that writer Al Jean had read. In some episodes, parallels have been drawn between Burns and moguls such as Howard Hughes and, more frequently, fictional character Charles Foster Kane from Citizen Kane. Writer George Meyer lifted Burns's "Excellent!" hand gesture from his former Saturday Night Live colleague Jim Downey.
Matt Groening got Burns's middle name from a Montgomery Ward department store in Portland, Oregon's Northwest Industrial district and his surname from Burnside Street, a main thoroughfare in Portland. Burns's first name being Charles is a reference to Charles Foster Kane. In the script for "There's No Disgrace Like Home", Al Jean and Mike Reiss referred to him as "Mr. Meanie".
In the second season, the writers started to enjoy writing about Smithers and Burns's relationship, and they often pitched episodes with them as the focus, but many never came to fruition.
Voice
Burns was originally voiced by actor Christopher Collins in the episode "Homer's Odyssey". He was soon replaced by Harry Shearer, who has voiced the character ever since. He modeled the voice on Lionel Barrymore and Ronald Reagan. Shearer is also the voice of Smithers and is able to perform dialogue between the two characters in one take. Shearer said that Burns is the most difficult character for him to voice because it is rough on his vocal cords and he often needs to drink tea and honey to soothe his voice. He describes Burns as his favorite character, saying he "like[s] Mr. Burns because he is pure evil. A lot of evil people make the mistake of diluting it. Never adulterate your evil."
Personality
Mr. Burns embodies a number of stereotypes about Corporate America, as he has an unquenchable desire to increase his own wealth and power. Burns also embodies the stereotype of a manager by forgetting his employees' names (especially Homer's, despite it appearing that they interact more than Burns does with most of his employees), though this can be attributed to his senility. Burns is also unconcerned for their safety and well-being. His aspirations to apply obsolete technology to everyday life or references to Victorian era people or places provide a common source of humour on the show. Recently, he has become less evil and more eccentric.
Mr. Burns seems to enjoy bossing his assistant, Waylon Smithers, to do everything for him, from getting him dressed to driving him about.
State of Mind
At times, Burns appears to be completely removed from modern conventions and, sometimes, reality. He continually fails to recognize Homer Simpson or remember his name despite all the major events in Burns' life on the series have revolved around him in some way, similar to Krusty not remembering Bart's name. Burns is also for the most part unaware of the townspeople's general dislike of him.
Mr. Burns uses archaic phrases and antiquated expressions that have either changed meanings or fallen out of common usage in American English, including score (meaning 20), twain (two), post-haste (quickly), petroleum distillate (gasoline), gay (jolly), dean (principal), velocitator and deceleratrix (a car's accelerator and brake), aeromail (post by air), lollygagger (slacker), fourth form (fourth grade), ahoy-hoy (hello), jumping box and picto-tube (television), Autogyro (helicopter), DictaBelt (dictation machine), the New York Nine (New York Yankees), horseless sleigh (snowmobile, although it could just mean that he was trying to be a mysterious character), crackleberries (peanuts), talkie (movies with sound), thrice (three times), and mater (mother). He also answers the telephone in the same way that the man widely credited for the Invention of the Telephone, Alexander Graham Bell, is purported to have answered it ('Ahoy, Hoy?'). In one episode he also rings Smithers and says "Smithers, come here, I want you.", a take on what are reputedly the first words spoken by Alexander Graham Bell on his telephone ("Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you").
He also displays mannerisms which are considered outdated, such as practicing phrenology, writing with a quill pen, driving a 1936 Stutz Bearcat while wearing a Edwardian motorist's outfit which includes hat, driving gloves and goggles, carrying a mace for self defense (though the weapon actually shown was a flail), driving without regard to traffic laws in the manner of early 20th century motorists, and using an antique view camera to take photographs.
Burns appears unaware of 20th century political and social developments, such as Fidel Castro replacing Fulgencio Batista as the President of Cuba, Siam changing its name to Thailand, the Belgian Congo changing its name to the Congo-Kinshasa, Prussia being absorbed into the German Empire, India gaining its independence from the British Empire, New Mexico entering the United States, the Wall Street Crash of 1929, Idlewild Airport changing its name to JFK Airport, the disbanding of the Negro Leagues, the desegregation of the Major Leagues, Joe DiMaggio no longer being a rookie, the extinction of the dodo, the demolition of the Polo Grounds, the ceasing of publication of Collier's Weekly, the demise of the DuMont Television Network, believing tires need to be revulcanized, confusing The Ramones with The Rolling Stones ("have the Rolling Stones killed"), thinking cars are still operated by levers, believing mail may still be delivered by autogyro (once asking for a package to be delivered by autogyro to the Prussian Embassy in Siam) and the occurrence of the 1939 World's Fair.
Mr. Burns' investment portfolio includes long-defunct shares in "Confederated Slaveholdings, Transatlantic Zeppelin, Amalgamated Spats, Congreve's Inflammable Powder, U.S. Hay", and an "up-and-coming Baltimore Opera Hat Company".
Burns commonly refers to deceased persons as if they were alive, including Al Jolson, Tallulah Bankhead, Louise Brooks, Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, and Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown.
He also believes some social institutions and inventions are novel or nonexistent, such as musicals about "the common cat" and "the King of Siam", the Packard automobile, the Fire Department, ice cream (or "iced cream"), vending machines, recycling, strip clubs, the DuMont, the word "into", silent films like the 1929 Lulu, and the synonymity of ketchup and catsup. While trying to chat up a young woman, Burns offers to play the clavichord and show stereopticon images of the Crimean War.
Nonetheless, there are many instances where Burns also displays a clear knowledge of recent events: Citing the films Bugsy and Working Girl as examples when making a movie to gloss over his evil rise to power; being inspired by the movie Sliver to have hidden cameras installed in every home in Springfield; meeting Elvis Presley and regaling Smithers with his impression of the famous singer; enjoying Ziggy comics; playing golf with Richard Nixon, who fretted to Burns about going to prison over the exposure of the Watergate scandal; recalling the prisoner abuse scandal at Abu Ghraib in a "we-can-do-it-better" context; personally knowing Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan, who along with George H. W. Bush tried to attend Burns' birthday party (Carter and Bush were denied admittance for being "one-termers"); and recalling watching the Beatles breakthrough performance on the Ed Sullivan Show, dismissing it as "off-key caterwauling". He also has a dislike for Elvis Presley and claims Tallulah Brockman Bankhead has more sex appeal with one raised eyebrow than "Modern movies".
Health
Burns has numerous physical ailments and health problems, or more accuratly he has nearly 'every' physical ailment and health problem. Often to the point where he seems to straddle the line between life and death. On prior occasions, Burns may have died. Presently, Burns has a condition known as "Three Stooges Syndrome" where a delicate state of homeostasis is created by the presence in his body of every disease known to man and other newly-discovered diseases unique to him, which, when all trying to invade his body simultaneously, cancel out each other. Mr. Burns took this as being invincible, although the doctor who told him this implied that the slightest breeze could kill him.[1]
Physically weak, he often has great difficulty performing the most basic physical tasks, such as giving a thumbs-up, receiving a hug, crushing a paper cup, or stepping on an insect. He is weak enough to be pushed over by an ant or a high-five, or pushed down by a sponge scrub on his head. Bunting a baseball sends him flying to the backstop. The weight of Toothpaste on his Toothbrush is enough to pull him over.[2] He has a hunched back and his vertebral column is visible when he is viewed from the side. His exposure to radiation has given his skin a green glow (though seen in only one episode) and left him infertile. Once a 1000 dollar bill bruised him leaving a reverse imprint of Grover Cleveland on his chest. When Burns was incarcerated at Springfield's penititiary, when he was getting a mug shot, the camera flash was able to slam him against a wall and knock him out.
His organs have grown immensely weak over the years. His heart is black, desiccated, and barely beats or does not beat at all. It is shrunken to the size of a cherry. Burns' blood type is double-O negative. When his finger is pricked, he bleeds dust, and when his arm is poked with a needle, the needle passes through his arm like Meringue as his doctor described it. On one occasion, a chunk of Burns' brain fell out through his ear. Another time, his lungs came out through his mouth and acted like an airbag. On another occasion, he indicated in an off-hand manner that he only has a single lung. If he is not careful, fluid can build up in his hands, causing them to swell to enormous proportions, and his fingers have been shown to flap in the breeze released from a bowling ball dispenser. It has been revealed that if Burns sweats even one drop, he could die of dehydration unless he takes a bath immediately. Burns has also lost body parts due to leprosy (one example is when he lost an entire fingernail in a cup). Both his legs have a crease in them, down the entire length.
Mr. Burns' medical treatment includes a weekly procedure which includes chiropractics, a painful vocal cord scraping, and an injection of pain-killers; its purpose is to postpone his death for one week. This makes his eyeballs grow to an unnatural size, and he becomes temporarily 'nice'. He also glows green, a result of working in a nuclear plant for ages. This causes Homer to mistake him for an alien in one episode, though no one believes him, thinking him to have been drunk (he drank about ten bottles of a new type of beer, 'Red Tick Beer' made out of beer and dog fleas). At the end of the episode, Lisa tries to prove that Burns is not an alien, pointing a flashlight at him. This reveals him in his 'nice' form leading the townspeople to believe that he is a monster, but before they can kill him, Smithers rushes in and explains that it is really Mr Burns. He also has his brain flushed out with vinegar and his eyes "re-balled". Burns' knees are also sent out to be repaired at a "shop." His dentures replace themselves.[3] In the future, Burns may be kept alive by cryonics.
He once broke all his bones (Though this was understandable, as he was knocked down onto the street below his main office, and besides which, he also had his stuffed Polar bear statue fall on top of him due to a fight between Smithers and Homer).
On rare occasions he has displayed great strength and skill, such as when he managed to singlehandly capture Loch Ness monster Nessie (though it was never explained how he did so bar that it swallowed him) and when he rescued his girlfriend Gloria from a burning building (although she wound up carrying him out of the blaze).
Age
Mr. Burns' age has fluctuated during the course of the show, being explicitly stated he was 81 in Simpson and Delilah and as old as 104 in Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One), Homer the Smithers and A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love. In the episode Fraudcast News, Burns claims that he was born in 1881, making him 123 years old (when the episode aired in 2004). He has been referred to as "Springfield's oldest resident" with a Social Security number of 000-00-0002 (cursing Franklin Roosevelt for having 0001).
In an Issue of Simpsons Comics, Mr Smithers states Mr Burns is 118 years old
Frequent allusions to Mr. Burns' age place his date of birth in the late 19th century, which would make him at the least more than 100 years old. He says he had a driver's license that expired in 1909, graduated from Yale University in 1914, was depicted in a 19th century woodcut terrorizing children (which, surprisingly, features him as an old man). Mr. Burns has also claimed that he has survived through 12 economic recessions and 8 panics.
Other references to Mr. Burns' age place him at thousands of years old. His ATM password, which is the same as his age, is four digits long (although it is possible the first and/or second digits are 0). Mr. Burns' birthplace has also been named as Pangaea.[4]
Burns's wine cellar also has trophy heads of a T-Rex, a Pteranodon, a Triceratops, a Stegosaurus and an unidentified sauropod. By chance these exact species were the beast modes of the G1 Dinobots (Grimlock, Swoop, Slag, Snarl and Sludge).
However, because his mother, who is currently alive, is in her 120s, Burns would have to be younger.
Burns' age provides the writers a character with which they can express dated humor and references to popular culture before the 1950s.
Career
At the nuclear plant, Burns spends most of time in his office, monitoring his workers via closed circuit cameras. In his office he keeps a team of ten high-priced lawyers, a scale model of Springfield, a special microbe-resistant chamber, a two-seat escape pod, and the "League of Evil" - a sinister cabal whose members are long deceased but whose skeletons remain. The boobytraps in Burns' office include cricket poison, a secret trapdoor (though he sometimes forgets where it is), a catapult that fires 100 gram weights, and a ceiling-mounted suction tube which he can use to transport dissident workers to Morocco. He is also a loan officer at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Employee's Credit Union.[5]
Kent Brockman also credits Burns with having stolen Christmas from 1981 to 1985.
He was once forced to work in a Sweatshop, along with other billionaires such as Artie Ziff, Aristotle Amadopolis and Rich Texan.
He also claims to have participated in the Boston Tea Party.
Burns has also owned or co-owned a number of business ventures in Springfield, including the Monty Burns Casino (later demolished)[6], Li'l Lisa" recycling (an ocean slurry manufacturing plant)[7], and Burns Slant Drilling Co. [8], Burns Media, the electric company, the water works and even a hotel on Baltic Avenue.
Burns has used his power and wealth to blackmail and bribe various members of Springfield, including Mayor Quimby, as well as safety inspectors. He once attempted to block out the sun to force Springfield residents to increase their use of electricity produced by the Nuclear Plant and was subsequently shot by Maggie;. The town routinely is subject to Burns' abuse, such as Burns' stealing of Christmas from 1981 to 1985 and there is a general dislike of him throughout the town.
Burns resides in a vast, ornate mansion on an immense estate called Burns Manor, located at 1000 Mammon Lane, on the corner of Croesus and Mammon streets in the 'Springfield Heights' district. It is protected by a high wall, an electrified fence and a pack of vicious attack dogs known as "The Hounds", one of whom is named Winston. He usually releases the whole lot of hounds towards guests, but if the guest manages to make Mr. Burns feel extremely gratified (such as when Homer interviewed him for an opium war), he will reduce the hounds released to the extent of only one hound actually being employed. In addition he has at least one 30+ yr old dog named Crippler, who is so old he has trouble walking. Crippler is known for bagging hippies - something they don't find too groovy at all. At times he has employed for protecting a force of Wizard of Oz - style guards, a personal paramilitary force, a riot police squad and a robotic Richard Simmons.
The inside of the mansion includes a room containing a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters, a bottomless pit, a human chess board, the largest television in the free world, a 'Hall of Patriots' commemorating his ancestors, a laboratory, a botanical garden of vultures bearing his likeness, a safe containing a Beefeater guard and a theater that is showing round-the-clock which plays regardless whether there is an audience or not. There also is a TV studio and a CCTV room.
The mansion is also home to many rare historical artifacts including the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain, the suit Charlie Chaplin was buried in, King Arthur's mythical sword Excalibur, and a rare first draft of the Constitution with the word "suckers" in it.
Relationship
Burns has been engaged at least three times: a woman named Gertrude who died of loneliness and rabies, to Jacqueline Bouvier, and to a policewoman named Gloria. He once had an affair with Countess von Zeppelin.
What is not widely known is that Charles Montgomery Burns and Homer Simpson are related by marriage (Which makes his making Bart his heir in one episode extremely ironic, as Bart would be related to Mr. Burns anyways). According to a family tree:
Charles Montgomery Burns was born to Clifford Burns and Daphne Charle (hence the name Charles),
Clifford Burns was born to Wainwright Montgomery Burns and Evelyn Graycomb.
Evelyn Graycomb was born to Otto Graycomb and Lolly Dubois.
Lolly Dubois was born to Lance Dubois and Clarice Stemple.
Clarice Stemple is the sister of Gaylord Stemple.
Gaylord Stemple married Trixie Simpson.
Trixie Simpson is the Granddaughter of Sven Simpson.
Sven Simpson is the great, great, great, great, great Grandfather of Homer Simpson.
Mr. Burns' great-great-grandmother's sister-in-law's 4th great-grandson is Homer Simpson.
Mr. Burns had a strained relationship with his own mother, whom he's apparently tried to kill at least once, who had an affair with President Taft and lives in her 120's.He is Lisa's opposite, with no conscience or care for the environment in many episodes, and Lisa often opposes him. Occasionally, she agrees to work with him, but with great reluctance.
When he was asked the cause of his parents' deaths, he replied: "Got in my way" [9]. His mother was seen at least once [10].
Organizations
Mr. Burns is a member of various organizations. In his younger years, while a student at Yale University, he was a member of Skull and Bones. During World War II, Burns became a member of the Flying Hellfish squad, a group of soldiers who entered into a tontine regarding the ownership of German artwork. Burns was a member of the Stonecutters until it disbanded, at which time he joined the secret society that succeeded it: The Ancient Mystic Order of No-Homers. (One source of dislike of Burns for the "Stonecutters' is that despite his wealth and greed, he is outranked by Lenny.). He is currently the head of the Springfield Republican Party and the Burns Religion. He is also a member of the "Excluders Club", the Springfield Golf and Country Club, and the National Rifle Association. He holds a chair (a demonic throne with snarling dogs chained to it) at Springfield University and controls an anti-democratic paramilitary force in Latin America.
Burns once attended the annual Billionaire's Retreat, where he won the Austin Celtics basketball team from the Rich Texan in a poker game. After severely mismanaging the team, he lost nearly half his net worth. At the following year's retreat, it was discovered he was no longer a billionaire. He was ejected from the camp, and thrown over a wall into the slack-jawed millionaire's camp [11].
He once tried to run for Governor - until Marge Simpson forever ruined his chances with a three-eyed fish. At the end he echoes Kane by crying out his name in rage—and vows for the rest of his life to make Homer Simpson's life miserable.[12]
Non Canon Appearance
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The Future
At the age of 119, Mr. Burns is cryogenically frozen. Scientists work to find a cure for 17 stab wounds to the back so that he can be thawed out and cured. He was cured in time to attend Lisa Simpson's wedding. He isn't completely thawed, and when he tries to sit down, he snaps in half, which is also cured. At age 122, he is a shut-in who sponsors a Yale scholarship as punishment for stealing Christmas. He keeps diamonds to have them changed into Earth's most precious mineral of the age: coal. His home is also guarded by a large group of unicorn-clam creatures (uni-clams). At age 1,104, he is a robot and earth is ruled by apes. He finds his teddy bear Bobo, which he loses and finds every century. A long time later, he dies and goes to Dog Heaven, which was caused by offering to give the church back to Reverend Lovejoy in exchange for admittance into Heaven. He was tricked and got admittance into Dog Heaven.
Video Games
The Simpsons Road Rage
In The Simpsons Road Rage, Mr. Burns buys out the Springfield transit system and turns them into nuclear buses. In one of the missions it is also said that he buys out the Springfield Shopper. Also if you drive in the Springfield Mountains you can drive into Burns Manor. In the last mission you have to battle Mr. Burns as Homer, where Homer has smash the statues in Burns' garden. Also in the second mission you have to dodge him. In every single road rage or Sunday drive he tries and hit you with his car. If you use a cheat you can drive his car, a nuclear bus or even Mr. Burns driving a brick. In the downtown location you can see his bus depot. One of the other locations is his nuclear power plant.
The Simpsons: Minutes to Meltdown
In The Simpsons: Minutes to Meltdown, Mr. Burns is shown telling Homer where Spider Pig went.
The Simpsons: Hit and Run
In The Simpsons: Hit and Run, you can drive to the nuclear power plant in the first level. In the last level, you can climb up to Mr. Burns' office. You also see him in one level and can eventually drive his car.
The Simpsons Game
In the level Lisa the Tree Hugger, the player stops Mr Burns from destroying the ecosystem.
Appearances
See Also
- Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: more info on Mr. Burns' power plant.
- Waylon Smithers: more info on Mr. Burns' assistant.
- Burns Manor: more info on Mr. Burns' mansion.
References
- ↑ This is stated in The Mansion Family
- ↑ This is shown in The Simpsons Movie.
- ↑ this happens in The Springfield Files
- ↑ The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
- ↑ This happens in Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
- ↑ $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
- ↑ The Old Man and the Lisa
- ↑ . Burns owned this in Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)
- ↑ The Mansion Family
- ↑ Homer the Smithers
- ↑ The Burns and the Bees
- ↑ This happens in Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
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