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When [[Homer]] refused to let her and Joseph into their house when Mary was pregnant, she cursed them.<ref>"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"</ref> | When [[Homer]] refused to let her and Joseph into their house when Mary was pregnant, she cursed them.<ref>"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"</ref> | ||
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*{{ep|Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus}} | *{{ep|Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus}} | ||
Revision as of 18:17, November 27, 2018
- For the statue of the Virgin Mary that appeared during a soccer riot, see Virgin Mary statue.
Virgin Mary
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Character Information
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Virgin Mary is a figure in the Gospels, the wife to Saint Joseph and mother to Jesus Christ.
History
During a documentary, a statue of the Virgin Mary came to life during a Brazil soccer riot. It beat the "holy snot" out of everyone on the pitch.[1]
When Homer refused to let her and Joseph into their house when Mary was pregnant, she cursed them.[2]
Non-canon
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After Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, even though she's a virgin. The angel Gabriel appears to them and explains that Mary is going to give birth to the Son of God.
At the Bethlehem Inn, the innkeeper tells Mary and Joseph that he has plenty of rooms available with brand new carpeting. However, when Mary's water breaks, he forces them to stay in the barn. Mary successfully gives birth to the baby, and the three wise men, along with the two shepherds come to see Jesus. Joseph is upset because he isn't Jesus' father, and when he drinks some wine, the baby turns it into water.
When Jesus keeps crying, Mary gives him to Joseph. After Herod and his troops find the manger that they're staying in. They escape and trick the soldiers by putting Jesus' halo on a duck. On top of the hill, Joseph cuts down a pine tree, and as it rolls down, the soldier gets caught in it. The soldiers, along with Herod, are arranged like ornaments on the tree, and the duck, still wearing the halo, stands on top of the tree. Mary calls it a Christmas tree.[3]
Appearances
Episode – "Simpsons Christmas Stories" - Episode – "Marge Gamer" (statue)
- Episode – "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus"
References
External links
The Simpsons characters
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