| The Princess and the Pea-Brain
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Princess and the Pea-Brain is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 43 content update. It unlocks Princess Penelope and Krusty's Giant Wheel.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Get me my lawyer! The Krustyland Shuttle has an advertisement for a new feature called "Princess Penelope's Palace".
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I never ordered that!
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Remember when you were going to marry Princess Penelope? Well, in your prenup you gave her 50% of Krustyland.
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And now she wants control.
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But I never even married her!
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Turns out "marriage" wasn't a requirement.
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I guess I did a pretty bad job negotiating that prenup. But I was in love with love!
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I hope you at least got me something in return.
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She agreed to wait until you reached age 70 to get the remaining half.
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Good work. My doctor says there's no way I'm living past 63.
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Princess Penelope also wishes to expand the appeal of the Park with a couple of new "family friendly" attractions.
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Think more balloon, less beer.
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What?! She's pretty demanding for a 27 year old non-ex-wife in an overpriced dollar store costume.
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And she'll also need you to build a giant wheel in her honor.
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OH FOR THE LOVE OF...
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Task: "Place Balloons" (x2).
Task: "Reach Level 43 and Build Krusty's Giant Wheel". It takes 24 hours.
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| Place: Balloons KL
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| Build: Krusty's Giant Wheel
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| New Character: Princess Penelope
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Quest reward:  20 and  10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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I was in love with Princess Penelope, and she dumped me like poop from a cruise ship.
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She can have her stupid "palace", but I never want to see her face again.
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Wait, what the hell is that?
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We're projecting her giant face on low-flying clouds.
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Turn it off!
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It's doubled park attendance.
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Turn it on!
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| Task: "Send Park Goers to Ride Krusty's Giant Wheel" (x10). The job takes place at Krusty's Giant Wheel and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 20 and 10
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Characters that can be sent on the task are Krustyland Goers (excluding Krusty).
| After tapping on Princess Penelope's exclamation mark
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Hello, Krusty. I hope you're not still mad I broke off our relationship.
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Actually, it's real nice to see you.
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And I gotta say you've really fixed up this piece of crap theme park.
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Well, I just planted some flowers around the crap pieces.
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Oh, I love flowers. Lotus blossoms, opium poppies, 'shrooms. They're flowers, right?
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Let's plant some together. And afterwards I'll stroke your brow and sing you your favorite song.
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"You're a Cuddly Wuddly Krusty"? Oh boy!
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Task: "Place some Krustyland Flowers" (x10).
Task: "Make Princess Penelope Play a Princess Song". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Place: Krustyland Flowers
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| Quest reward: 20 and 10
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| After tapping on Princess Penelope's exclamation mark
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Krusty, we need to talk. Can we go somewhere quiet and safe?
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Not in Krustyland.
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Let's take a ride on the giant wheel. At least we'll be above the never-ending smell of churros.
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Actually, I installed churro scent nozzles in every car on the giant wheel.
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Half the park income comes from churros. Interesting fact.
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| Task: "Make Penelope and Krusty Take a Ride on Krusty's Giant Wheel". The job takes place at Krusty's Giant Wheel and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 20 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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So why'd you ask me on that rickety death ride, the park's safest and most modern attraction?
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I had something dramatic to tell you, but I was a little nervous!
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Well, spit it out!
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We have a son!
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A son?! Glurg.
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| Task: "Make Krusty Recover from a small Heart Attack". The job takes place at the Krustyland Entrance and takes 12 hours.
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I named him after you and me: Shmoikel Mountbatten Hapsburg Hohenzollern Mulan Pocahontas
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Well, at least there won't be any other kids with the same name in his kindergarten class.
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Oh, he's not in kindergarten. He's 25.
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But you're only 27. How is that possible?
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I dunno. Maybe he didn't play enough freemium mobile games. Nothing keeps you young like playing freemium mobile games.
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That's extremely unlikely.
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Well, if anyone has another explanation, tweet it to #TappedOutShmoikel. If we think your idea is funny, we might give you something special, like, I don't know, a GAZILLION donuts!
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Fat chance! Anyway, let's assume we've got a grown-up son and get on with the story.
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| Quest reward: 20 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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So what's this son of mine like, anyway?
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He's obese, a high school dropout, and has recurring jaundice.
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He spends his days playing weird board games with his friends and he likes to kiss me on the lips.
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*groan* When women tell me they've had my secret baby, they never say "and he's a genius".
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He just needs someone to give him a job with some real responsibility.
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Of course, if you did that he'd probably be so busy you'd never see him.
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You had me at "never see him"!
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...That's why I've decided we should put him in charge of Krustyland!
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Glurg!
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| Task: "Make Krusty Recover from a small Heart Attack". The job takes place at the Krustyland Entrance and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 20 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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As long as I own half of Krustyland, I'm not putting some kid in charge.
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This is a job for a sensible adult who can make reasoned, mature decisions.
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Then how about we play a hand of poker. Winner gets all of Krustyland.
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A crazy gamble? Done.
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Task: "Build the Duff Pavilion".
Task: "Make Krusty and Princess Penelope Play Poker". The job takes place at the Duff Pavilion and takes 12 hours.
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I can't believe I lost.
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That's because "three of the same color" isn't a poker hand.
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Don't tell the monkey that. It's the only way I ever beat him.
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Well, you own all the park now. Have fun with it. You'll be the first person who ever did.
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| Quest reward: 20 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Wow, I love what Krusty's son has done with Krustyland.
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Especially for a guy that never appears.
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It's so clean! He's even added a private room for nursing mothers, instead of that bench next to where guys line up to get into the men's toilet.
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I like how instead of sullen teens manning the food kiosks, it's now disengaged hipsters.
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Come on! Princess Penelope is giving a free concert at Sleeping Itchy's Castle.
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I'm gonna whip myself into a princess frenzy and then go nuts at the Enchanted Cave of Tie-In Merchandise.
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Task: "Make Marge and Lisa Go to a Princess Penelope Concert". The job takes place at Sleeping Itchy's Castle and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Princess Penelope Perform a Concert". The job takes place at Sleeping Itchy's Castle and takes 12 hours.
If Sherri & Terri is owned: Task: "Make Sherri & Terri Go to a Princess Penelope Concert". The job takes place at Sleeping Itchy's Castle and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 20 and 10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Isn't this nice? Princess Penelope is playing guitar and singing in a carriage.
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Wait. Where did that driving beat drop from?
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Who are all those male dancers?
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Why is she ripping off her dress?
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She's Alaska Nebraska-ing her kid-friendly image!
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Task: "Make Marge Cover Lisa's Eyes". The job takes place at Sleeping Itchy's Castle and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Struggle To Peek". The job takes place at Sleeping Itchy's Castle and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 20 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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I gotta say, our kid's done a great job with Krustyland.
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We learned a valuable lesson about parenting too.
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Yeah. Stay out of the picture for 25 years, then give them everything you own, and things will be fine.
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It worked for Rupert Murdoch.
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Will I ever actually get to see my 25 year old son?
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No, Krusty. He's returned to where he came from: the Land of People Who Are Only Needed for Plot Points. It's next to MacGuffin Island.
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You know. I've reserved the penthouse at the Krustyland Hotel.
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It comes with two white tigers.
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Would you like to be the third...?
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Shmlug
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| Task: "Make Krusty Recover from a small Heart Attack". The job takes place at the Krustyland Entrance and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 1,400 and 700
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| Message
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You unlocked a new job for Princess Penelope! You can now send her to Sleep in the Penthouse With White Tigers.
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the fairy tale "The Princess and the Pea".
