The Radioactive Man Christmas Special!
- This article is about the story. For the movie, see The Radioactive Man Christmas Special! (movie).
| The Radioactive Man Christmas Special!
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- "Comic Book Guy unearths a videotape recording of the nearly forgotten 1979 Radioactive Man Holiday Special you'll be wishing the yuletide classic was but a distant holiday memory, never to be revisited!"
Radioactive Man welcome's the Superior Squad to this years holiday extravaganza. Plasmo sense that someone isnt't supposed to be her. He discovers that Fallout Boy is trying to sneak in by hidding in a box of fragile ornaments. Fallout Boy tell them at he never it's invited. Major Mollusk tells him that sidekicks are not allowed. Fallout Boy is depressed for neither Santa Claus answer his letters or he can be on the party. Joe Namath comes and wish them all a merry Christmas. Broadway Joe, the photographer is taking a picture of the group, when he takes the photo is it revealed that Broadway Joe is Dr. Crab. When he photographed them, he fired an anti-joy ray which takes all of their holiday cheer and turns it into despair. He Will use this to kidnap Christmas. Plasmo is trying to stop Dr. Crab but his spells are not working for without their love of Christmas will their power not work. Dr. Crab is giving a Christmas gift to Radioactive Man but he does not want it and he realizes that he succeeded.
Dr. Crab takes the group to his lair where also Santa Claus is. Dr. Crab tells his base is undectable and no one can find them here, it proves to be wrong for Bug Mom pass by for she has a sixth sense about these things, she wanted give Bug Boy a Christmas kiss. Fallot Boy gets angry for no one can take away his love of Christmas and he breakes the chain he is strapped in and knocking down Dr. Crab and his Anyi-joy ray is destroyed. The group thanks Fallout Boy and want repay him. Fallout Boy tell them at he wants to be at the party next year, Radioactive Man tell him that they will see about that. The group wishing the viewers a merry Christmas.
Comic Book Guy looks surprised at the program and realize that that was terrible, awful but absolute the best holiday special ever. It makes the Ewok Christmas Special look like Citizen Kane. He can mock it for days and a new holiday tradition for him is born. He then going toast up a case of gingerbread pop-tarts before he will watch it again.