Brendan Beiderbecke

"I've had my share of crazy flings, but they all end up leaving. And leaving, well it really stings."

―Brendan Beiderbecke

Brendan Beiderbecke Promotional artwork of Brendan Beiderbecke

Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Age: 11 Hair: Orange Occupation: Student Singer Musician First appearance: "Haw-Haw Land" Voiced by: Ed Sheeran

Brendan Beiderbecke is a singer, musician and former student at Springfield Elementary School.

History

Lisa met Brendan at the STEM Conference where he was playing the piano in the hotel's bar. Lisa immediately fell for his looks, musical talent, and singing voice, even though she didn't like his arrogant attitude. She then nervously spoke to Brendan and found out that he was moving to Springfield Elementary School.

Brendan then went to the Simpson house, where he played piano with Lisa playing her saxophone. Brendan insulted Lisa's playing, saying she was behind the beat, which annoyed Lisa, but she carried on playing anyway. Later, Lisa showed Brendan around the school where he met Nelson, who immediately disliked Brendan because he also liked Lisa. Nelson used his connection with the other bullies to get them to trip Brendan, who then started singing, making all the girls in the school swoon over him.

Later, Lisa and Brendan went to Phineas Q. Butterfat's Ice Cream Parlor to get ice cream, where Brendan showed Lisa that he had a credit card. The bullies, led by Nelson, then came into the ice cream parlor and played Lisa a song to try to make her fall for Nelson. Lisa then started to fall for Nelson again, to Brendan's annoyance.

At the school again, Brendan played another song for Lisa. Nelson then interrupted to also try to win Lisa over, and Brendan got annoyed, thinking he was superior to Nelson in every way. Later, Brendan and Nelson started fighting.

At the Springfield Elementary Talent Show, Lisa decided that she would pick Brendan. Brendan was then declared the winner of the talent show, only to be disqualified for living in West Springfield's district. Lisa then cried because she would never see Brendan again.

Personality

Brendan is very arrogant, believing he is better than everyone else, but he is also charming. He insulted Lisa several times, only to them make her feel better after through his charm. He is a talented musician and singer and knew how to play Lisa to win her over.

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Brendan Beiderbecke Image Cost Unlock method Unlocks with Unlock message Yearbook 150 "Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in, New Year New You and Charity Case Premium STEM Conference Hotel 30 60 Valentine's Day 2018 and Love, Springfieldian Style Premium (Date Night Mystery Box) 100 Moe's Ark Premium (Zoo Gift Shop Mystery Box) 40 Thanksgiving 2018, Simpsons Babies, All American Auction, Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Premium (Youngsters Mystery Box) 1 The Van Houtens and Fears of a Clown Event Mystery Box 1 Blargsgiving, Northward Bound, The Atom Smasher and Cold Turkey Gold Mystery Box Technical Information ID Groups Quest(s) Internal Name 191000 Regular Characters, Regular Male, Youngster Scat Brat BrendanBeiderbecke Taps Final Update Wave Cost Release 3 150 October 8, 2024 Permanent Tasks Task Time Reward Requires Quest with the task Animated? Go Skating 10m 26, 7 Simpsons' Skating Rink Set a High Score at Whack a Real Mole 10m 26, 7 Whack A Real Mole Sneak an Ice Cream 30m 60, 15 Ice Cream Truck The Ice Cream Man Cometh Pt. 1 Overload on Sugar 30m 60, 15 The Candy Shoppe Go on a Field Trip 60m 105, 26 Cypress Creek Elementary Flaunt His Superior Jazz Music 60m 105, 26 STEM Conference Hotel Catch a Movie 2h 175, 40 Big T Theatre Ride the Carousel 2h 175, 40 Boardwalk Carousel Play Difficult Jazz on Piano 4h 260, 70 STEM Conference Hotel Scat Brat Pt. 2 Learn by Fun 4h 260, 70 Childrarium Put Coins on the Rails 4h 260, 70 Springfield Union Station Get Fit and Educated 4h 260, 70 Springfield Gymdandee Split a Fancy Mac and Cheese 4h 260, 70 Le Petite Appétit Play With Interactive Exhibits 4h 260, 70 KidZone Elite Attend Parenting Seminars 4h 260, 70 Universal Panacea Look for Rats 4h 260, 70 Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill Attend Wizarding School 8h 420, 105 Magic Academy Decide Between Jazz Purity and Fame 8h 420, 105 Get Brainfreeze 8h 420, 105 Pinkbeardy Yogurt Get Caught in Webs 8h 420, 105 Big Bug House Compose Showy Jazz Music 12h 600, 150 STEM Conference Hotel Dream About Owning a Jazz Club 24h 1,000, 225 STEM Conference Hotel Animated Tasks Play Difficult Jazz on Piano Decide Between Jazz Purity and Fame

Appearances

• Episode – "Haw-Haw Land"
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